Dear Stabbo,
My brain endured your senseless posting for over two weeks. With every post you made the amount of brain cells within my head decreased. I would like you to know that I am now brain dead. You see, when your brain loses all brain cells you cannot possibly think anymore. I have no idea why your posts do this. Maybe it is because they have the personality of a mentally handicapped person, or perhaps they are just so repetitive, boring, and old that my brain overloads. Anyway, if you be so kind as make an effort to at least make a decent post from your own brain maybe I will be able to restore my brain cells.
Love,
Peter