Sorry but I couldn't stick to just a mere 5 quotes!
Troy
"I'm cleaning up this town!"
"Tell my dad I'm... nah, never mind!"
Trent
"You hear that? It's the worlds smallest violin playing just for you."
Asylum PA
"Remember, all your personal failures have one thing in common, you."
"Due to the unfortunate paper cut incident, all books will be confiscated."
"Patients, please refrain from carving your initials in the wall, furniture, and fellow patients."
Ricky
"Shouldn't you be rubbing down Mr. Burton and the rest of those butt slappers?!"
"At least this numbs the pain in my heart!"
Jerry
"We're gonna wipe your assess with the floor!"