The Jolly Old Englishman enters in a brown suit and bowler hat. He swaggers around the room with his wooden cane, bowing to the ladies with a smile.
He takes a seat on a green leater chair and adjusts his monacle with a quick movement of the hand. He picks up the cup of tea and takes a sip with his little finger in the air.
And he says,
"I say chaps, fuck off! I'm the best."
He quickly runs out holding his bowler hat to his head.