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Dodgeball quotes
« on: June 10, 2013, 05:54:59 PM »
I'm pretty sure these are, anyway...

Just going through my files and found these written down. I don't even know if this is completed but I just want them off of my computer. :P

I don't think I ever posted them so here ya go (and if I did then ahahaha a mod can just delete this):





Bif:
+ Look at me; I got the eye of the tiger and the heart of a lion!
+ You can’t hold me!
+ I thought I told you that I won’t stop!

Bryce:
+ Bow before me you indigent loser.
+ Deprived bastard, you'll never win!
+ Better write "prep" on your forehead, loser.

Chad:
+ Eat my dust!
+ Hey, I’ll pay you to let me win.
+ Don’t worry. I won’t showboat to what I win. 

Derby:
+ I'll have you know I don't lose.
+ You better be ready to cry.
+ I'm going to rub my butt on your poor face.

Gord:
+ I’ll show you who’s the best: me!
+ You’re outclasses, and outmatched.
+ I don’t even need to buy my victory against the likes of you.

Justin: 
+ I’m better than you in every way!
+ You have no class!
+ You don’t have a chance, peon!

Parker: 
+ You know, I'm better than you!
+ Why are you even trying?
+ Stop pretending you have a chance!

Tad:
+ You are going to be left in the dust as usual.
+ You're pretty dumb for trying this, loser.
+ I knew you were a loser, but you're stupid too, huh?

Hal:
- Nobody beats me.
- This is gonna end badly for you.
- The only way not to lose is to give up now.

Johnny: 
- You got no chance against Johnny Vincent!
- You know you’re gonna lose, kid.
- Hey, why you even gonna try?

Lefty: 
- Why you even trying?
- I’m gonna rule you.
- I’m the best and you suck.

Lucky: 
- You’re gonna lose, and I’m not.
- Who’s the loser? YOU!
- Oh, you better be ready!

Norton: 
- This is really gonna be embarrassing for you.
- You don’t stand a chance.
- That was too easy.

Peanut: 
- Okay, hero. Let’s see what ya got.
- Look up. It’s a loser eclipse.
- I smell acne!

Ricky: 
- You don’t got a hope in hell!
- You shouldn’t even bother, jerkwad!
- I’ll wrap this up nice and quick!

Vance: 
- This is gonna be easy!
- You wanna give up now?
- You know who I am, right?

Algernon: 
- My mom says I’ll win, ha ha.
- You’re so gonna lose, mustard stain!
- I’m not afraid of you, loser brain!

Bucky: 
- You better be ready to lose, ‘cause I’m ready to win!
- This is my time to shine, so just know that!
- Bucky doesn’t lose!

Cornelius: 
- My superior intellect will surly win.
- In the struggle of good and evil, good must surly always prevail.
- I have a good feeling about the outcome.

Donald: 
- I think I might beat you!
- I have a secret strat!
- I’m gonna outsmart you!

Earnest:
- You don’t have the brains to win!
- My plan will destroy you!
- You’re too stupid to win!

Fatty: 
- I’m still better at chemistry!
- I ate chili today! I’m on fire!
- I’m a sexy mountain of power!

Melvin: 
- There’s no way I’m going to win. I mean you. There’s no way YOU are going to win.
- There is no way I am going to lose!
- You can’t beat me!

Thad: 
- There’s only going to be one of us victorious! Me!
- You forget that I’m an expert?
- Prepare to taste the bitter fruit of loss!

Clint/Henry: 
- This is gonna separate the men from the wimps!
- Stand back, I’m comin’ through!
- Give up now, pipsqueak!

Duncan:
- Hahahaha! You’re gonna lose!
- I’m gonna destroy you!
- This is gonna end badly for you.

Edgar:
- You got nothin’.
- You ain’t got a chance, bitch.
- You’re gonna hurt tomorrow.

Gurney:
- I’m gonna kick your butt and look good doin’ it!
- Don’t feel bad! You were born a loser!
- I’m gonna finish you!

Jerry:
- I’m gonna totally outsmart you!
- You’re no match for my intelligence!
- You better face facts: I’m just plain better than you!

Leon: 
- You’re going to get worked.
- You got nothin’.
- Why are you even trying?

Omar:
- Get ready to watch a real man!
- I’ll show you how to win!
- Look at how a man with a spine wins!

Otto: 
- You might as well just go home now!
- You suck. You suck. You suck!
- I’m gonna value every chance I get!

Davis:
- So you’re ready to mess your pants?
- You’re up. It’s time to cry.
- I’ve been waiting to ruin you!

Ethan:
- Oh I’m reeeal nervous about this!
- So do ya wanna start cryin’ now?
- Maybe I should wear my blindfold?

Russell: 
- Here come Russell!
- Fear me, fear me!
- *roar*

Tom:
- You think I’m gonna let you get this one? Psssh.
- Come on and try me! I know what you’re thinkin’, but you can’t deliver.
- I know your game. I got you pegged. I ain’t as tense as you think.

Trent:
- When I’m famous, you can say you lost to me!
- You hear those girls cheering my name?
- This is gonna be easy!

Troy:
- You’re in trouble now!
- I’m gonna smash you!
- I’m the best! I’m the best!
- Troy is great!
- I’m getting a date tonight!

Wade:
- Friggin' YEAH! Hahahaha!
- Wooo! WOOO! This rules!
- You’re playin’ in the big leagues now!
- This ain’t no game! This is for all the cards, pal.
- Let’s see what kinda moves you got.
- Better luck next time, sucka!
- Haha! I knew I’d school ya!

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Re: Dodgeball quotes
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2013, 04:51:51 PM »
That's weird, half of the characters in the list don't play dodgeball.