om nom nom said the house while devouring a pig on a fucking bikeOnce upon a time, a pigman named Jimmy was trying to get his bike out from in between a house and a car,
when suddenly the house ate little Jimmy Urine.
Jimmy didn't give a fuck. He made himself at home and even threw a party. Eventually, he decided to take
a swim in the indoor pool filled with pink water. Unfortunately, he slipped and hit his head and awoke in
a hospital. After getting patched up, he brakes into the house again because damn that place is nice.
Soon, the pigman is told by a ghost named Jerry that a stash of hardcore drugs is hidden in the house. He finds
them and does some, and soon starts tripping balls. After witnessing strange things such as the floating head of
his black friend, Jimmy eventually passes out.
The next morning, the cops show up and arrest the pigman.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Also don't brake into houses, I guess.
///
I apologize for the lack of sound. It recorded out of sync so I removed it. I tried adding my own music, but the stupid program I use to edit videos was being a dick and wouldn't add the music. So I said fuck it.
I also sped up the video so ya'll wouldn't have to watch 8 minutes of this crap.
With all that said and done...
I really was trying to get the bike free and then this happened. I'm not sure if this has been discovered or not, but whatever. I didn't check if this happens with other houses, so just look at the map for the location of the house I used... although I'm sure it'll work for other similar houses.
All you gotta do is grab a bike and jump your way in between the house and the car next to it. Jump jump jump and bam, you'll be sucked into the wall.
Starting at two minutes, the camera spazzes out. I wasn't even touching the controller.
After waking up I found myself unable to escape so I had to blow the house up which caused cops to appear and take Jim into custody.
