1. What makes Karen such a pain in the ass, let alone worse than Sheldon?
2. Sheldon IS a giant twerp, a kiss ass, a two-face, etc. But he's goddamn hilarious! I love him. He has such great lines.... made even better by his voice.
"I got locked in a closet yesterday. Those guys are such jokers!"
he has another line, I don't hear often, about finding mashed potatoes in his shoes.
Love when you run into his heels with the skateboard and he says "aw jeez!". Love giving him a wedgie, especially after hearing him say "I hope nobody gives me a wedgie today". I always give him one after hearing that, because I want him to say "yeah very funny!". Sometimes, to get that quote, I have to wedgie the poor little guy 3 or 4 times. Then he says "That's 3 days in a row!!". Nah, its 3 times a row though!
I'd like to swirly him sometime. Got real close once, but the camera switched positions which totally fucked me. I ended up pushing him in the opposite direction from the toilet. And of course, every movement is crucial with 3 or 4 angry prefects swarming...
Love finding him in completely unfitting places, like deep into New Coventry by the tenements at like 12:30 AM... wandering around by himself. I'm sure that's just how the game works, and it's just as likely that Karen or Pedro would do that... but I remember Sheldon there specifically. I was literally like... WTF?
There was another time, also well after midnight, he was randomly standing by himself next to the dumpster near the auto shop. Big fal Hal sprinted over from an entire screen away and tackled him!
