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Re: Ages of the characters
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2013, 01:53:35 AM »
Most of them are too dumb to go to a College.

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Re: Ages of the characters
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2013, 02:57:44 AM »
Most of them are too dumb to go to a College.
Especially Russell.  :D

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« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2013, 10:33:01 AM »
I don't know why everybody thinks that Bullworth kids are 'Going To College'.

Not Jimmy, certainly.  I can just see him passing SAT's. 

Same goes for the entire lot of the Bullies & Greasers.  Get Real.

The Preps ?  They'll buy their way in with their family's money and black-market test answers.

The Jocks ?  After them 'Scolarships' that will get them preferred treatment and easy classes like 'Walking The Dog' and 'Collective Bullshitting'....If they could win any games that they don't play.

The Nerds ?  Maybe the only ones to get in on merit, although I seriously wonder about this bunch...They seem awful dumb for smart kids.

The Girls ?  Sure, if there's a a Whore & Tramp College nearby.

The Others ?  Not a chance.  They certainly ain't getting no Scholarships, and College is expensive these days, what with the constantly rising tuition, books, fees & shit.

Well, maybe Beatrice.....They still let Bitches in, don't they ?