"Buddy, you gotta stop with all that wah-wah-whining."
... everything here should be read in a whiny and/or pissed off voice.
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Algernon: That would never happen at home!
Beatrice: I want to get out of here. I don’t belong here, I want to be in a clean hospital wearing a white coat!
Bucky: Ooh! This is so stupid! Oh, man! Geez!
Cornelius: Why does this always happen to me?
Donald: Life is so cruel to me.
Earnest: Why does it have to be like this?!
Fatty: I’m tired, I’m upset, and I’m hungry!
Melvin: Ooh, this is never going to end!
Thad: Ooh, my existence is so pathetic!
Davis: And the drama continues.
Ethan: Ah, this sucks!
Russell: *whine* Russell want to be transferred!
Tom: I can’t believe it! Oh man, this blows! I bet it’s a set up! Somehow it connects!
Trent: Can’t wait till I get to Hollywood!
Troy: People just don’t understand what I go through in this body of mine!
Wade: This is just stupid. Frickin’ sucks. What the heck.
Bif: This place is turning to crap!
Bryce: Oh, as soon as the preps turn our backs everything falls apart!
Chad: I wanna go home!
Derby: The world just doesn’t work like that! It’s supposed to fall into place for me - always has! I don’t understand it!
Gord: I don’t see why something like this should happen!
Justin: Oh, it just shouldn’t happen to someone like me!
Parker: It’s really unfortunate!
Pinky: It just makes me so miserable!
Tad: I thought things would be better when I left home, but no…!
Hal: Will this sucking ever stop?
Johnny: It just don’t make any sense!
Lefty: Ah, it’s such a load of crap! And it pisses me off!
Lola: It’s just not fair!
Lucky: Ah, this just sucks!
Norton: I can’t take this!
Peanut: I’m just so sick of everything!
Ricky: Aw, come on! This sucks for real! I don’t wanna see this, man!
Vance: Oooh, all this stress! I-it’s not good for my hair!
Bo: Ah, this is just the worst!
Casey: That sucks.
Dan: Ah, godammit. That sucked.
Juri: I don’t like to whine, but that is so unfair!
Kirby: Everything is just a piece of garbage around here!
Luis: That crap just ain’t fair!
Ted: Ooh, this is gonna be a long game!
Angie: Why does it have to be that way?!
Christy: It’s boring everyday and then you die.
Constantinos: As usual, the world takes an enormous crap on my head!
Edward: I need control here!
Eunice: That sucked. Big time.
Gary: Aw man, this sucks big time!
Gloria: Misery wakes me daily, shame visits nightly!
Gordon: This is so stupid, so frickin’ stupid and I can’t stand it! Frankly, I hate it!
Ivan: Ivan, it can’t get worse than this!
Karen: Why does it have to suck?
Karl: Ahhh DAMN IT.
Lance: I can’t believe this crap is going on! What the hell is the big idea?
Max: My spirit is flagging. I don’t know what to do.
Melody: When will it end?
Pedro: This is so wrong!
Pete: Oh man! This is such a load of trash!
Ray: This always happens!
Seth: I don’t like it at all! Ah, I wanna beat someone to feel better about myself!
Sheldon: I don’t think it’ll ever be okay!
Trevor: I can’t believe this is happening!
Clint: Oooooh no! I don’t believe thiiiis!
Duncan: Ooh… why does this keep happening?
Gurney: Oh, no way!
Jerry: This kind of stuff always happens to me!
Leon: Oh, I can’t believe it, but it’s unfair and boring at the same time!
Omar: OOOH I HATE THIS TOWN AND ALL THE SPINELESS JERKS THAT LIVE HERE!
Otto: As usual, this kind of crap always happens.
Zoe: It really tweaks me the wrong way, ya’know?
