Bumped into Quotes

[Mike_W]

I'm in need of some more quotes, *cough*Hayley, Red, G-man*cough*

I just thought of these quotes after bumping into Ethan today and hearing a new one. He was like "Watch it! I can kill you with my MIND!", but being his black self it was more like "keyl you with ma mind!" When I heard this, I just died.

Oh Ethan, when are you going to realize you are not a ninja? 

[Hayley]

I noessss. I've been slacking lately. I started whining quotes the other day, and I have greeting and goodbye quotes sitting (unfinished) on my computer.

Bumped into quotes might take me a while, considering there's 3 friendly bumps and 7 hostile quotes. AND one for each clique. I might do a little bit at a time; post everything by the Y clique and do the X clique later.

HOW DOES THAT SOUND. Good, yeah? Good. I'll work on a few later.

[Hayley]

For future reference:
+ = Friendly bump  ◆ - = Rude bump ◆ D = Bump into Dropout/Townie ◆ G = Bump into Greaser ◆ J = Jock ◆ N = Nerd ◆ P = Prep ◆ F = Jimmy after he's expelled.
Shouldn't be that hard to remember.

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Clint:
+ Hey…
+ Yo!
+ Be more careful!
- Why ya touchin’ me?!
- You know who I am, right?
- Ya got a balance problem?
- You better be blind, doofus!
- Touch me again. Come on!
- And you are…?
- Let me guess: you’re a retard?
G - Watch it, slick.
J - Don’t you touch enough guys in the locker room?
N - Aw, lookin’ for your mommy, poindexter?
P - Eat me, pansy!

Duncan:
+ Sorry dude.
+ Op.
+ Sorry. Didn’t see you.
- Dude!
- What’s your damage?!
- Watch it, buttmunch!
- Get outta my way, jerk!
- You got a problem?!
- Move, dirt bag!
- Jerk!
G - Watch where you’re goin’, Fonzie!
J - Stupid jock!
N - Heh heh… nerds!
P - Watch it, rich boy!

Edgar:
+ Whatever.
+ You want something?
+ Leave me alone.
- What’s your damn problem?
- You wanna fight?
- Stay outta my face.
- You wanna back that up?
- Back off, bitch!
- Buzz off!
- You challenging me?

Gurney:
+ You okay?
+ Hey, careful.
+ Did I hurt ya?
- Wanna be killed?!
- Watch it, bozo!
- Get away from me!
- You blind?!
- Get away!
- Fool!
- Agh, hangover!
- Wah.
G - Get your paw off me!
J - Heh. Go tackle a tree!
N - Don’t hurt yourself, boy!
P - Ouch.

Jerry:
+ Sorry, I was thinking about something really deep.
+ No sweat.
+ Don’t worry about it.
- You’ll regret that when I’m a big shot!
- You know who you’re messing with?!
- Watch where you’re going, you moron!
- You freakin’ stupid?
- Just because I’m smarter than you!
- Kiss my ass!
G - Don’t touch me! You stink!
J - Back off, you dumb animal!
N - Get outta my way, dweeb!
P - You bumped into me, you preppy moron!

Leon: 
+ Whoa!
+ Look out, dude.
+ Hey!
- Didn’t realize this was a school for the blind.
- Get a seeing-eye dog!
- If you pickpocket me I’ll kill you!
- You need a blind guy(s?) stick!
- This isn’t bumper cars, dink.
- Hey! Don’t touch the merchandise!
- You blind?
G - Yuck! Tell your hair to stop drippin’!
J - Did I just hit a wall or something? Jerk.
N - You nerds can’t even walk straight, can you?
P - Hey! You dropped your million dollar bill, poser!

Omar:
+ Be cool!
+ Accidents will happen.
+ Never mind.
- You’re lame, lame, lame!
- What’s your beef?
- I’m so tired of clumsy people!
- That was a stupid thing to do!
- Go back to daycare!
- Another drip.
- You are all JERKS!
G - Ugh! Disgusting!
J - Pft. Muscle bond oaf!
N - You need better glasses, geek!
P - What is this, polo?

Otto:
+ Oh. Hey there.
+ It’s okay.
+ Don’t sweat it.
- Outta my way!
- Move it!
- Move!
- Go on, get outta the way!
- Step aside!
- Move over!
- Go away!
G - Get outta the way!
J - Move it, dumb school kid!
N - Get outta here, dweeb!
P - Damn school kid.

Zoe:
+ Yeah, alright.
+ Hey there.
+ Yeah, sure.
- Watch where you’re going!
- You trying something?
- Back off, creep.
- Don’t you start!
- Buzz off!
- Not interested.
- Get lost.
F - Who do you think you are?

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Davis:
+ Sorry. Excuse me.
+ Oh, I was in the way. My mistake.
+ Hey there, buddy.
- Did I give you permission to touch me?
- Don’t touch me, worm.
- You got a problem? Oh yeah? You’re an idiot.
- What the? Who the hell are you?!
- Hey puke! Stay outta my sight!
- Damn you’re ugly. Don’t ever touch me again.
- I got an idea. Get the HELL away from me.
D - Hey dumbass! Comprehend this: YOU SUCK!
N - You need to hit the books, kid, before I hit those zits off your face!

Ethan:
+ Oh! Sorry.
+ Ops! My fault.
+ Hey, I’m sorry!
- Watch it! I can kill you with my mind!
- Don’t push me! You don’t wanna push me.
- Okay. Watch yourself!
- You may have just made your last mistake!
- Okay okay. Don’t try anything stupid!
- I can break you. Be careful.
- You should think before you act, pal!
D - Stay away from me! Unless you want pain.
N - Don’t be a moron! You know what I could do, don’t you?

Russell:
+ Grah.
+ Hey!
+ Nuuuh.
- No one touch Russell!
- Move out of way!
D - Go back to circus.
N - Puny weakling!

Tom:
+ Ops. Sorry about that.
+ Hey there.
- Um. Do you know who I am?!
- I’m not your pin cousin, you know.
- Oh yeah? So now I’m the victim?
- Don’t be a loser!
- Look, you can’t do that to me!
- I know what you’re all about!
- Don’t think you can pull a fast one on me!
D - Don’t ever do that again!
N - You’re a nerd. Nerds don’t touch me.

Trent:
+ Slow down.
+ Let me get outta your way.
+ ‘Cuse me!
- You walk often?
- Hey, I’m breathin’ here!
- Are you flirting with me or what?
- Got a death wish?
- Lose your glasses, dipstick?
- You’re asking for it.
- Never. Touch the Trent-man.
D - Your dirt bag parents teach you any manners?
N - I’ll tie you to the flagpole myself, wimp.

Troy:
+ I’m sorry.
+ Excuse me.
- I’ll kill you!
- I’ll beat you up!
- I’ll hurt you soon!
- That makes me angry!
- You are in trouble!
- I’ll tear you apart!
- Your face will be crushed!
D - Get lost, wino!
N - Get lost, maggot!

Wade:
+ Are you stupid? I’m walking here.
+ Watch your step, buddy.
+ What’s the hurry, man?
- Don’t ever touch me again!
- Get in my way again I’ll make your life HELL!
- Are you a friggin’ idiot?!
- Yeah, your real tough. Get a life!
- Learn how to walk, retard!
- Bump me again, I’ll rearrange your face.
D - Don’t touch me, you dirt bag!
N - Hey, genius, I’m walking here!

[Red Blaster]

F = Jimmy after he's expelled.

[Hayley]

I remember now. I bumped into Constantinos after Jimmy was expelled and got him to say his quote.

[Red Blaster]

Btw, sorry Mike, but these days I can't be bothered writing anything. Too busy with other things, and well...just bored and grumpy.

That said, Davis's bumped into quotes crack me up.

[Hayley]

I know that feeling! I just don't feel like doing anything anymore. It's awful.

I added the Bullies' quotes to my second post. Hooray. I'll just slowly add stuff to that post instead of posting a billion times.

[Mike_W]

Thanks Hayley, sorry, didn't mean to sound pushy about the quotes, I'm not in any rush. Please forgive me!!!

I found a lot of those to be some of the most clever / funny quotes in the game. It's very rare to hear a negative quote, at least for me. The one Ethan said yesterday just cracked me up, he's such a dweeb!

[Hayley]

Nah, bra! You didn't sound pushy at all! I'm just really slow when it comes to writing this stuff down. If you look, it really did take an hour for me to do the townies' quotes.

Which. I died laughing at yesterday.

"Don’t you touch enough guys in the locker room?"
"Eat me, pansy!"
And I lost it at "Watch it, buttmunch!"

It's so much funnier listening to them instead of just reading them. I really wish I could get Grooveshark to work so I can upload them there instead of writing them down. BUT THAT'S OKAY. Listening to the files and writing them gives me a good laugh and something to do.

[Red Blaster]

Thanks Hayley, sorry, didn't mean to sound pushy about the quotes, I'm not in any rush. Please forgive me!!!

I found a lot of those to be some of the most clever / funny quotes in the game. It's very rare to hear a negative quote, at least for me. The one Ethan said yesterday just cracked me up, he's such a dweeb!

It's not about you being pushy or anything...just sharin' thoughts is all.

[Mike_W]

OMG! My post earlier ACTUALLY posted! My computer sort of froze when I tried. I can't wait for my lame internet provider to fix the problem, my internet is BARELY working right now, and my phones are not working at all. I've had to use my cell phone for everything. That's why I haven't been on hardly at all for those who don't already know.

Anyways, the quotes are funnier to actually hear, but I can easily imagine the character's voice and I died laughing at a lot of these!

[Red Blaster]

All right, what the hell, I'll lend a hand. My attitude is a little unjustified anyways.

Jocks:

Bo:

+ Oho! Accidents happen.
+ Oops! I'm sorry.
+ Hey there! 'xcuse me.
- What's up, chump?
- You lookin' for a problem?
- Look, you don't want trouble from me!
- Watch yourself!
- What is WRONG with you?!
- Open your eyes!
- 'ey! You're not the only one in the world, you know...
D - Get a life, slacker!
F - Every dog has his day, huh Jim? HaHA!
G - 'ey, stain, it's called a shower!
N - Study hall's the other way, bookworm!
P - Don't mess around, Archie. Stick to your own!

Bob:
+ Heh...sorry about you bumping into me...hehe...
+ Haha...why you rubbin' up against me...haha...
+ Whoaa, cowboy. Not shy, huh?
- Listen man, I don't appreciate that!
- Stay cleara' me, man. I ain't doin' nothin'.
- Watch your step man, this is everyone's sidewalk.
- Hey man, for real, it's cool.
- Watch yourself, all right? I'm trying to walk here too.
- That's not cool, man. I'm trying to psyche myself up!
- Stop touchin' me, alright?!

Casey:

+ Sorry buddy.
+ Didn't see ya there.
+ Whoa.
- SCRAM!
- Outta my way!
- Watch it!
- MOVE it!
- Buzz off!
- Look where ya' goin'!
- Are you blind?!
D - Watch it, scum!
F - Not so tough now...huh, Jimmy?
G - Get lost, greaseball!
N - What're you doin', NERD?!
P - Don't piss me off...rich kid!

Damon:

+ Mah bad.
+ Didn't see ya there, little man.
+ Sorry, I was daydreaming about hittin' someone so hard their head fell off.
- Don't start none, n' there won't be none.
- You feelin' froggy?! (Froggy means anxious to do something...in ebonics it means being psyched to scrap)
- You can't touch me, you're not man enough!
- Outta' mah way.
- Get off the way!
D - QUITTERS DISGUST ME!
F - You used to be somebody, now you're just pathetic.
G - Keep it up and I won't let you work on mah ride when I go pro.
N - What're you doin' out? That homework doesn't do itself.
P - Wow, you preppy kids really think you're tough...

Dan:

+ Hey. Sorry dude.
+ Whoa...my fault man.
+ Watch it!...oh it's you. Sorry man.
- Bump into me again and I'm gonna pound you!
- What do you think you're walking into, punk?!
- Why, I oughta smack you for that!
- Hey you little freak; watch where you're goddamn walkin'!
- Get outta' my freakin' way.
D - Oh, you skanky dropout freak! Get outta' my way!
F - You just can't do anything right, can you Hopkins?
G - Move out of my way you freakin' loser!
N - If I wasn't busy, I'd totally waste you for that you little geek turd!
P - Oh, get back to Harrington before I total you!

Juri:

+ What are you doing?
+ Watch out.
+ I'm walking here.
- Do you want to fight?
- You want me to hurt you?
- I will destroy you.
- You should be scared of me.
- I can demolish you.
- Do not anger me.
- Run along now, maggot.
D - Ah, you stink.
F - You are nothing now!
G - You're greasy...maggot.
N - Haha, run for your life, nerd!
P - I'll destroy you, pretty boy!

Kirby:

+ Uh, sorry.
+ 'xcuse me!
- Do you want your face pounded in?!
- How'd ya like me to POUND you?!
- ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
- GET OFF, moron!
- WATCH IT, wimp!
- HEY! SPAZ!
- Get off me, spaz!
D - Ugh! What's that smell?!
F - Ooh, I'm gonna POUND you, loser!
G - Disgusting hair, jerk!
N - Wanna die?!
P - Start runnin', wimp!

Luis:

+ Sorry man.
+ No hard feelings.
+ You a'ight?
+ Didn't see ya.
- Get out of my way!!
- You BLIND?!
- You asleep?!
- Watch where ya goin'!
- What was that?
- Don't make me mad, loser.
- You're rude!
- Wake-UP, LOSER!
D - Don't come near me you dirty bum!
F - Funny bumpin' into you, bozo.
G - Don't ever touch me or I'll hurt you!
N - Watch it, nerdboy.
P - RICH, RUDE, RETARD.

Mandy:

+ Like, ex-cuse me.
+ Um...heLLO?
+ Look where you're going, okay?
- Don't even think about it, creepo!
- Yeah, I'm SO sure...
- OH MY GOD, did you just touch me?
- You're SUCH a freak.
- What-EVER.
- What's your problem?
- Like...don't TOUCH me.
F - You're SUCH a loser.

Ted:

+ Excuse you, broham.
+ You lost, broseph?
+ You know me from somewhere?
- Bro, stop roughin' the passer.
- I don't play bump n' run!
- Hey you're offsides, dude!
- Illegal contact, jerkwad!
- Don't bump me off my route!
- That's totally encroachment!
- Contact after the friggin' whistle!

[Hayley]

eeeeeeeeee

Thank you! That'll help loosen the load. I started on quotes from the nerds and preppies, just so you know. In case you plan on doing more.

[Red Blaster]

I'll do the greasers later on.

[Hayley]

I'll just post this here instead of with the others...
TRUST FUND BABIES, HERE I COME. Later.

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Algernon:
+ Wanna be friends?
+ You just bumped into me! Ha.
+ That felt funny.
- Why are you doing that?!
- Mind your own beeswax!
- My mom says you should leave me alone!
- Why did you just walk into me?
- I’m sensitive! Leave me alone!
- I’m gonna tell on you!
- Don’t you be… fronting, yo!
F - Look where your going, Mr. Loserhead. Heh.

Beatrice:
+ Pardon me.
+ Excuse me.
+ Sorry!
- How incredibly rude!
- You are clumsy.
- Excuse you!
- Hey! Ouch, oh. Ow.
- You mean-spirited, violent person!
- You are not a gentleman!
- Ah! You, you…! Oh…
F - Typical.

Bucky:
+ I just want you to know I didn’t mind that contact!
+ Bump me if you will. Don’t bother me none.
+ Sorry pal! That was my bad.
- Oh geez! Why are you so imbecilic?!
- You. Don’t have to be. A jerkhead!
- I. Have glasses! You can’t hit someone with glasses!
- Just who do you think you’re dealing with?!
- I’m getting fed up to here with this stuff!
- I won’t forget that! Ever!
- That smarts, you prick!
F - Don’t touch me, Jim! I don’t wanna be seen around you.

Cornelius:
+ Whoops! Sorry. My fault.
+ I beg your pardon, did I get in the way?
+ E-excuse me.
- Why don’t you watch where you’re going, you fool?
- Get outta the way, you imbecile!
- Stand aside! I have important mathematical equations to solve!
- I don’t have time to fool around! Will you let me pass?
- You’re no match for my intellect! You’d better not walk into me again, you hear?
- Don’t walk into me! I have the highest grades at Bullworth so nnah!
- I’m continually being bumped into by intellectual inferiors!
F - Haven’t you caused enough trouble already, Hopkins?

Donald:
+ Whoa!
+ Hey!
+ Heh heh heh heh heh.
- What’s the big idea?!
- Get your eyes tested!
- You need eye surgery.
- You blind or just stupid?
- Don’t push me!
- Get outta the way.
- Don’t get in my way.
F - You’re not tough anymore, Jimmy.

Earnest:
+ Heh heh. Sorry!
+ Wanna be friends?
+ I didn’t mean anything.
- Can’t you just leave me alone?!
- You’ll be sorry!
- Don’t be mean!
- I’ll remember that.
- Oh, I see how it is.
- You interrupted my thinking!
- Do you have to bother me now?!

Fatty:
+ Pardon me.
+ It’s hard to get around me.
+ Please, I don’t want trouble!
- If I had my broadsword on me…!
- Just wedgie me and get it over with!
- Hey!
- Watch where you’re going!
- Weirdo!
- Come on, I just ate!
- Go jump in a lake!
F - Get away! You’re draining my popularity!

Melvin:
+ Pardon me, good sir.
+ Ops, I need to watch where I’m going.
+ Sorry.
- Beat it!
- Hey!
- Don't tempt me!
- Learn how to walk, genius!
- I guess they’re not teaching “walking” in the special kid classes yet.
- Get outta my way, idiot!
- Hey retard, watch where you’re going!
F - sucks to be you!

Thad:
+ Sorry.
+ Excuse me.
+ Ops. An accident.
- Watch out!
- That’s not so nice.
- You shall regret that.
- I am not to be trifled with!
- This is not bumper cars!
- You shall rue the day.
- Above today, aflat tomorrow.
F - Ah, the Colossus of Rhodes has collapsed!