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Offline PainTrain

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Funny Moments by the Random NPC's dialogue
« Reply #60 on: July 01, 2012, 04:48:42 PM »
Funny moments generated by the randomly selected NPC conversations.

Fatty: My breasts are bigger than Edna's!
Algie: Hehehehe! Oh, that wasn't meant to be funny?

Algie's randomly selected answer fitted perfectly here.

Karen speaking with two friends (Angie and I don't remember the other, but It was a little kid):

-...You guys are supposed to be my friends, but now you woun't even speak to me!
*They both walk away and leave her before she even ends her setence*
I laughed so hard. Poor Karen.  :biggrin:

There were a few moments where a NPC got knocked out right after saying a phrase in a way that resulted in a KO by Irony, but I can't remember one right now...
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Re: Funny Moments by the Random NPC's dialogue
« Reply #61 on: July 01, 2012, 06:50:35 PM »
I like it when members of antagonistic cliques start talking to each other rather than fighting.  For example, this is what I heard once in the gym:

Damon:  One day, I wanna fight a gorilla.
Algie:  You should tell your mom.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2012, 06:51:03 PM »
Hahaha, poor Karen!
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Re: Funny Moments by the Random NPC's dialogue
« Reply #63 on: July 04, 2012, 07:13:35 PM »
Quote from: PainTrain on July 01, 2012, 04:48:42 PM
Karen speaking with two friends (Angie and I don't remember the other, but It was a little kid):

-...You guys are supposed to be my friends, but now you woun't even speak to me!
*They both walk away and leave her before she even ends her setence*
I laughed so hard. Poor Karen.  :biggrin:

She says "I always say the wrong thing! I thought she was my friend, but now she won't even talk to me."
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2012, 10:48:44 PM »
Well, this sort of fits....

I pinched Angies ass and she was sort of like... :blank: and didn't run away. Then she started talking to no one and said something about cheerleading. So Jimmy says "You're stupid AND ugly!" and Angie turned to look at me, ran away, and screamed.

It wasn't the fondling of her ass that freaked her out....no. It was that superficial insult that really hit home.  :laugh:
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #65 on: July 20, 2012, 02:07:01 PM »
Today I saw Const and Gary... talking. It was more like Emoboy was complaining and Gary was just standing there, because I'm guessing he doesn't have such voice files? It was funny because Const would start his next line exactly after the last one. Imagine if that was IRL, I'd find it really funny.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2012, 04:08:37 PM »
I Said Hi To The The Prefect and he said It Really Iches Down There
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #67 on: August 25, 2012, 03:55:19 PM »
Quote from: Hayley on July 30, 2011, 04:31:37 PM
lol at all of the above.

I had these all written down. I'm a loser.

Jimmy: Hi.
Bryce: Beat it, you destitute bum!
Jimmy: Hi.
Tad: You're not wanted around here; get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Parker: You don't belong here! Get out!
Jimmy: Hi.
Pinky: Get lost, poser!
Jimmy: Hi.
Bif: What's up, hotness?


Average conversation in Bully. Sad, sad Jimmy.
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Re: Funny small talk conversations
« Reply #68 on: November 05, 2013, 06:17:09 AM »
elf:why you beat someone on your own size?
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