Lance Jackson 100% I can’t believe no one else has mentioned him yet. He has honestly got to be the most scornful, patronising and self-entitled little pillock on the face of the earth.
It doesn’t matter what you’re doing, where you are in the storyline, how good your standing is with your peers; he’s ALWAYS there in the background making these spineless, judgemental remarks about how you’re defending yourself against a bunch of jocks because "you’ve got self esteem issues" or your giving flowers to a girl because "you’ve always gotta try and be tough".
He just thinks he’s completely above it all.