Hit in the groin quotes

[Red Blaster]

Smarts something fierce? Hm. I could be wrong, but I dunno, it just doesn't sound right.

Edit: You know what? Keep it as smarts. I'm usually wrong about this stuff anyways.

[Hayley]

One definition for smarts is a "sharp stinging pain" and that's why I put it down.

[Mike_W]

The only reason I asked is because when someone says something "smarts" it means it urts bad. The word sparks just didn't seem to fit with the situation.

[Red Blaster]

I know what smarts means, but basically, I was thinking sparked as in, 'brought up'.

[Hayley]

I see where you're coming from. But listening to it, it sounds like he's pronouncing an "m."

[Red Blaster]

You missed Gary and Pete:

Gary: OWWW! You can't do that!

Pete: Ouch! Now I'll never be a dad! *sobs*

And I just can't understand a word Mr. Martin says.

[Hayley]

OH BLOODY HELL. I forgot they were characters or something. Even though I hit their balls a lot.

... that sentence looks so wrong.

[Mike_W]

I think Mr. Martin syas: "Oww, jumpin' Jehoshaphat! My hernia!"

[Red Blaster]

I figured he said "My hernia!", but I had no clue what the first part was. Thanks.