Mike did the students, save for the clique leaders and Bob...
Trent: "You-stupid-piece-of....ughh, ahh.."
Troy: "Oh boy! Not the hot spot!"
Tom: "OOH! My gonads!"
Ethan: "OOOOWWW! ahh..."
Davis: "Fricking-hell....ahh..."
Wade: "UUUHHH! Friggin' balls...ah, uhh.."
Russell: "RUSSELL'S SECRET PLACE! ohhhhh..."
Omar: Ohhhhhhh...I am tough...there is no paii-iin...ohhhhhhh...
Henry (Clint): Auugh! Right in the toxic twins...ohh...uhhh...
Otto: You dirty little PRICK!
Duncan: ARRGHH! Hehehe, owwwwhhhh...
Leon: UHHH! Why'd you have to do that for?!
Gurney: URGH! Holy fungus, ugh...
Jerry: OOHH! I'll never be able to piss again...ohoo...
Seth: Auuugh, un-faiiiiir!...aahhhh...
Max: AHH, I needed those!
Karl: Aah! That was below the belt...*groan*
Edward: Yooww, my nards!
Algie: "Ohh! Critical hit!"
Fatty: "Ugh! No..please...my legacy!"
Melvin: "Aww! Oh, right in my jabberwocky!"
Donald: "I think I'm...broken...owww..."
Bucky: "OOOH! I'd take an atomic wedgie over this!"
Thad: "Oh nuts!"
Cornelius: "THAT..WAS EXCRUCIATINGLY-PAINFUL!"
Tad: "OOH! Daddy! oooohhh.."
Gord: "G-HO! That was DIRTY!"
Bif: "OHH! Low blow! uggh.."
Chad: "UHH! My family jewels! My lineage destroyed!"
Bryce: "OW! You just ruined my puberty for me...uhh..."
Justin: "AWW! Why did you have do that?"
Parker: "AACK! OWWOWOWW!"
Peanut: "UGGH! My johnson!"
Ricky: "Cheap son of a-sack me? Friggin' coward! uggh..."
Lefty: "Uggh, my girlfriend's gonna kill you...aww!.."
Lucky: "AWWW! Oh....noooo!"
Vance: "OOHH! Right in the hot-rod! ohhh...."
Hal: "CHEAP...SHOT!....ughhh.."
Norton: "You little prick-I'll get you for that!"
Kirby: "Thank you sir!, may I have some more? ugh..."
Dan: "WAAHH! *cough-cough* Ow my nuts!"
Luis: "AHHaha-ah! Ugh, my little friend!"
Juri: "How...did you...hit it? ahhh!"
Bo: "Arg, no! My children!"
Casey: "OOOHHH!"
Damon: "AWW! It hurts so...good!"
Lance: "Ugh! I guess I deserved that! ahh!"
Trevor: "OHH! WHY WOULD YA DO THAT!?" (high pitched voice)
Const.: "UUHH! That hurt...so much!"
Ivan: "OW! TYPICAL!"
Gordon: "AWW! I'll sue your ass if I ever have stupid kids!"
Ray: "D-HO! Golly, that hurts! oww...."
Pedro: "MAMMAA!"
Sheldon: "OHH! That really hurt!"
Gary: OWWW! You can't do that!
Pete: Ouch! Now I'll never be a dad! *Sobs*
Bob: Oooh! Yeah! These boys know this pain; they’ve been through it a lot!
Derby: Ugh, oh lord! I have to carry on the family name! Oh-ho-ho-ho…
Earnest: *screaming, whining and sobbing*
Edgar: *cough* You fight dirty! Ow…
Johnny: UGH! (while slightly sobbing) Oooooh, ho ho…
Ted: (high pitched voice) Ugh! I ain’t wearin’ no cup! Ugh…
Abby: WHY WOULD YOU KICK AN OLD LADY?!
Bambillo: Ugh! WOW! That hurts…
Bethany: Uh! You don’t know what you’ve done… aaah…
Betty: OH! Anywhere but there!
Brandy: UH! That would’ve hurt more if I was a man…
Breckindale: UGH! (high pitched voice) I need those! Mmm!
Bubas: UGH! (high pitched voice) My kahunas! Aaaugh!
Buckingham: UGH! I think I’m gonna cry!
Burton: OH right on target! Oww…
Carmichael: Christ, that hurts!
Carvin: OH! My! That is painfuuuul…!
Castillo: OW… GOD! That’s it, man! Kill off my evil seed!
Chuck: Ooooow! Aaack...Ahhhhhhh…!
Crabblesnitch: OOF! How could you…? Ohhh…
Crystal: I’m not a guy, you blind moron!
Denny: UGH! Not my apadravya! Gah…
Doolin: Oh, sweet mother of man! Oooh…
Dorsey: AW MAN! Good thing I already got a vasectomy. Ah…
Edna: AW! Guess menopause is still a few years off!
Fenwick: Oh! *high pitched yelling*
Floyd: OW owowow! Aaaah…
Freeley: UGH! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy… oh…
Galloway: Ah! You… Judas!
Gregory: AH! But! But! I want to reproduce!
Handy: OW! You evil…! Why’d you go and do that?!
Hattrick: OH! Good lord! *Heavy breath*
Hector: Ow! Nuts! Thought you couldn’t kick that low! Oh boy…
Hobo: OH! Oh ho ho. Good one!
Huntingdon: Oh, lord! That won’t be good for my engorged prostate. Aaaarggh!
Ian: OH, you blew up my scrotum, son!
Isaacs: Are you insane?!
Ivanovich: AH Oh no! I needed those for tonight!
Johnson: Ooooooh…!
Kopke: UGH! If I had chachkas I’d be livid!
Krakauer: Ugh! The family jewels! Ooooh…
Lisburn: Oh lord. Thank God I can’t have kids no more.
Luntz: That was… underhanded…
Maria: Ugh! Ah! Right in the fallopian tube!
Matthews: In some countries this is a sign of respect…
McInnis: Ow! I’m not even suppose to endure this kind of pain!
McRae: Oh! I need to give myself pain meds for that! Ehh…
Mihailovich: AH! Right in the whochas!
Monson: Oh God! Not the boys in blue!
Maratti: AH! My wife! She will be upset!
Morrison: OOOOH GOD! That was low!
Mr. Gordon: Ooooh! You are no… gentlemen… oooh…
Mr. Martin: UGH! Jumping Jehoshaphat, my hernia! Arrrghh!
Nate: AAAH!
Neil: UH! I can’t see anything! Ooooh…
Nicky: Oooh! Why? Why?!
Oh: Oooh! My poor wife!
O’Rourke: AW! Jesus, jeopardy, crappity, Christ! That hurts more than anything!
Osbourne: OW! I didn’t wear my jock today! Ah…
Peabody: UGH! Oh no!
Peters: Oh, baby, you should put a crystal on that ASAP.
Philips: OH! You need serious… help! Ah… aaah….
Ramirez: OH, Dios Mio that hurt! Oh…
Rudy: OOOH! When I get up, you’re gonna feel twice this pain!
Rushinski: OOOUCH!
Salvatore: Now that… was… mean…
Slawter: Oh! OH, (in a singsong voice) my external reproductive organs! Ugh…
Smith: OH! That still smarts, even at my age!
Stan: OOOH! GUH! Gaah…
Sullivan: AH! Right in the vasectomy!
Svenson: OH JEEZ! That sure smarts something fierce! Ah, aaah…
Theo: Aaaah! My boys! I’m sorry guys! I shoulda seen it comin’!
Tobias: You just undid my vasectomy!
Watts: Oh! Ooooohhhhhhhh!
Wiggins: UGH! New sensation… don’t like it… ugh…
Williams: OH! Aaaaarrrrgghh!
Zach: OW! I needed those!
