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The focused and obsessed mailman
« on: May 11, 2011, 12:24:45 PM »
So I was in the Vale today and I threw a newspaper at the mailman and hit him in the balls. As expected, he starts chasing me.  I out ran him and left him well behind in the dust. About 10 minutes later while I was a long distance away from the mailman, he suddenly runs up behind me and donkey punches me in the back of the head!! The son of a bitch must have ran over a mile! Talk about a creep!

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 01:10:14 PM »
Damn, you got one crazy mailman on your game. He's never chased me like that, that's funny though.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 02:25:50 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is so Fuckin' FUNNY !!!!!!!

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 03:02:18 PM »
That son of a bitch was determined to kill me! I get a little worried now when I venture over to the Vale.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 03:58:43 PM »
That's great, more randomness of Bullworth I love it.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 12:04:35 AM »
Who sez them charaters got no memory ?  REVENGE !!!!!!  REVENGE !!!!!!!

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 12:05:41 AM »
Just imagine if they were all like that. It'd be some crazy stuff.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 12:31:32 AM »
They kinda are.  Start a fight with a bunch of Jocks down on the Football Field some night.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 08:49:20 AM »
I'm glad he didn't follow me back to the school. That would have been scary as hell. It was bad enough he followed me from the bridge into town all the way to the retirement home.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 09:27:25 AM »
I sorta wonder if anyone has ever seen him outside of the Mail Route of Bullworth Vale.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 11:44:30 AM »
I ain't never seen him anywhere else.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 01:13:03 AM »
About 10 minutes later while I was a long distance away from the mailman, he suddenly runs up behind me and donkey punches me in the back of the head!!

I would start doing the same shit to him. Start going down into Vale just to hunt him down. Put some heavy hurt on him. He wouldn't be getting away with that shit.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2011, 01:14:52 AM by King Cobra »

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 08:58:26 AM »
Hahaha, I'll do that.

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 09:49:01 AM »
He ain't the only one looking for revenge....

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Re: The focused and obsessed mailman
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2011, 01:41:20 PM »
Now that is just funny and creepy. I just attempted this and it’s true. Mr. Svenson come out of nowhere near the retirement home and tried to make a citizen's arrest on Jimmy.

What I find really odd is that when he appears near Tad's house, he disappears when you hit the dirt path that leads to the lookout and eventually the beach house. He will also disappear when you run a little ways from Tad’s garage towards the stairs nearby that lead away from the residential area to the shops.