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Re: hey i m new here
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2011, 07:46:54 PM »
I think you should do it and change my name. Then you'll announce that it's me.

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« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2011, 10:03:35 PM »
As soon as I have internet on my laptop, I'll write something. Or I'll try, at least. I'm bad.

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« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2011, 10:04:32 PM »
I envy you and your smartphone.

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« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2011, 10:07:53 PM »
Where would I be without my beloved Droid Incredible?!

...not broke. That's where I'd be.

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« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2011, 10:08:24 PM »
I want fancy things but don't want to work for them. Wah.

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« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2011, 10:11:55 PM »
Get a job, fool.

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« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2011, 10:12:32 PM »
I'm trying to get one at Hooter's! Lol

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Re: hey i m new here
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2011, 10:13:29 PM »
Go ahead you can, if they deny you. They'll have a law suit, sexual discrimination :laugh:.

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« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2011, 10:17:41 PM »
Hahaha I wonder if anyone's tried that before? They'll probably just hire you as a cook then.

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Re: hey i m new here
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2011, 10:19:55 PM »
Probably, I think I remember seeing a movie about that before.

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« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2011, 10:20:38 PM »
Or they'll hire me but I'll have to put oranges in my shirt.  :P

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« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2011, 10:22:17 PM »
Or they'll force you to wear one of those magic bras that makes your boobs look 2 cup sizes bigger.

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Re: hey i m new here
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2011, 10:23:31 PM »
If they said we'll hire you, but you got to dress up like a chick. Would you do it?

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« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2011, 10:24:17 PM »
Sure. Do you know who my colleagues would be Snake?!

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« Reply #74 on: May 14, 2011, 10:25:18 PM »
I'd do it. Normally I dress like a man.