All Quiet On The B-B Front

[T-Bone]

You see what happens when you pay attention in school??

[Dave]

You've got a point...

[T-Bone]

Of course I do. Because I never paid attention. I looked around the room for important things.

[Dave]

I think I am nuts and cannot read right now.

[Chrissy]

I drew.

[T-Bone]

I think I am nuts and cannot read right now.

God dammit why didn't you pay attention when the teacher taught you to read!?

I drew.

That's where I learned how to draw sticks.

[Dave]

Maybe I was napping.

[Chrissy]

He was looking at the pretty colors on the walls.

[T-Bone]

I wish we had a nap time. I see it on TV and le 6 year old me was like "Why the fuck do those bitches get nap time?"

[Chrissy]

We had nap time. I couldn't nap. I got in trouble for ... something.

[Dave]

He was looking at the pretty colors on the walls.

I actually went to elementary school in the 1920s so everything was in black and white...

[Chrissy]

You was imaginin' colors.

[T-Bone]

We had nap time. I couldn't nap. I got in trouble for ... something.

Now you have to tell it, because you have me curious.

[Chrissy]

OK.

I had this bad habit when I was little. If I saw paint peeling, I had to pick it.

Like we're talking HAD TO PICK AT IT.

Well, there was paint peeling. The entire 20 minutes, I picked at it and made a sizable dent ...

I got into a lot of trouble for that and got the devil thingy for 5 minutes.

[Dave]

Paint-Peeler Chrissy?™

I thought you were talking about....nvm.