All Quiet On The B-B Front

[Chrissy]

Oh. We had a dozen security guards. We was bad ass.

[Dave]

WTF is this. We have dumbass lunch monitors that try to take our phones away.

Maybe it's similar?

[Hayley]

Two of the four schools I've gone to had security guards, but I can't say there were dozens. There was a maximum of about three or four.

[Dave]

What do they even do?

[Hayley]

Do a body search on students and check their bags for weapons.

[T-Bone]

Our only one just walked around making sure there was no deals being made. But I swear that mofo was everywhere at one time. I saw him at every corner I walked around... Unless....

[Dave]

Hahaha, no one does the shady shit AT school.

They all go across the street.

[Roxie]

Our school was shady as hell. We had locked gates all around the perimeter so no one could escape.

[Scum]

AKA a perfect place for a mass murder?

[Mike_W]

Hahaha, no one does the shady shit AT school.

They all go across the street.

They would always do the deals down along the railroad tracks near the school. One of the deals went bad once, some thugs from the city came and beat some kid with a lead pipe.

[Scum]

The son of a weight lifter who went to jail in Brazil for getting caught with drugs last year (I think) brought an air pistol to school to play Russian Roulette one day. Motherfucker shot himself in the face, got expelled and from what I heard started to deal drugs.

[Chrissy]

Hahaha, no one does the shady shit AT school.

They all go across the street.

Lolololol naive Dave.

[Mike_W]

lol, I second that. I've witnessed drug deals that went down under my nose....literally.

[Scum]

I've also seen deals being made. On school grounds. But that was around 10pm, while hiding in a bush.

[T-Bone]

Some kid dropped a tobacco can full of weed while making a deal when I was a sophomore... Outside the fucking principal's office! I fucking hated that kid because of how retarded he was.