All Quiet On The B-B Front

[Hayley]

lol... I said I'd bug Dave to the point he'd ignore me, but I lied. I'm shy and have nothing to say.

Dave, please text me and blow up my phone. I need a new one anyway.

[Mike_W]

Wow Dave, just wow. Of all people to accuse someone of knowing about blow up dolls....wow.

[Chrissy]

Ohhhh! OHHHHH! OHHHHHHH SNAP, DAVE.

Oh Snap ! Peter Stormare

[Mike_W]

I mean really Dave.... I'm much more advanced than you, at least I can approach a girl and ask her out, without my nuts shriveling up into a little vagina.

[Hayley]

Mike, that made me lol
sorry dave

[Crazy Snake]

LMAO at Mike's comment. BTW Dave are you going to go for Hayley?

[Mike_W]

Hahaha, this is getting out of hand...but I love it!

[Chrissy]

Ah, BB love ...

[Hayley]

LMAO at Mike's comment. BTW Dave are you going to go for Hayley?

...what.

[Mike_W]

Uh-oh...scandalist!

[Crazy Snake]

LMAO at Mike's comment. BTW Dave are you going to go for Hayley?

Dave wouldn't have a chance with me.

I was just wondering.

[Mike_W]

Pfft, get real Dave. Hayley has standards.

[Crazy Snake]

How come Dave leave's when things get good? You know he's been down in the dumps ever since TBone left him.

[Mike_W]

What's that squealing sound? Must be Dave's balls shriveling as tight as they'll go before they implode.

[Hayley]

LMAO at Mike's comment. BTW Dave are you going to go for Hayley?

Dave wouldn't have a chance with me.

I was just wondering.

:I

Snake, this relationship is over and I will not be going to Dave.