Hey... er... I'm new?

[Mike_W]

English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.

lol, that's fucking hilarious. I've done it in the car, but not while anyone else was there!

[Emily]

How'd you clean it up? It'd be hell to leave it there....

Hahaha, tricks of the trade my friend.

Don't give Dave any ideas!

[Crazy Snake]

Lol Dave you know it can't be an everyday thing id he told you his secrets.

[Mike_W]

Well....that was when I was younger. There wasn't as much squirting and you could just pinch it off. Ya happy now?

[Dave]

English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.

lol, that's fucking hilarious. I've done it in the car, but not while anyone else was there!

Same. I did it in a grocery store parking lot once.

[Mike_W]

Hahaha! Those melons over in produce get you all hot and bothered?

[Dave]

Hahaha, well I didn't go in with the rest of my family for a reason!

[Emily]

English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.

Haha. I have a similar story. It was after prom, and my ex-boyfriend's parents were driving us home, and I kind of gave him a hand job. The car was dark. We didn't get caught.

[Dave]

Hahaha! Oblivious parents FTW!

[Roxie]

I got fingered in a coffee shop once.

[Mike_W]

I've heard tons of stories like that. My friend in HS said his GF gave him a bj in the back of the car while his mom was driving.

[Crazy Snake]

I fingered one of my ex's during lunch one year.

[Dave]

LOL seriously, how could she not hear them? The radio must've been on.

[Mike_W]

I fingered one of my ex's during lunch one year.

Finger food?

lol, It wasn't just French class, I got myself off at school several times. Once was in the Guidance Office.

[Dave]

I've never done it at school, apparently all you have! Something new to add to the list of things I want to do before I graduate...