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Mike_W

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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #405 on: March 27, 2011, 10:34:51 PM »
Why don't you just go jerk off in the corner and leave me alone!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #406 on: March 27, 2011, 10:35:26 PM »
^ You would know!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #407 on: March 27, 2011, 10:35:31 PM »
Ain't is to  word! At least according to spell check.
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« Reply #408 on: March 27, 2011, 10:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Dave K on March 27, 2011, 10:35:26 PM
^ You would know!

At least I have the balls to do it anywhere!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #409 on: March 27, 2011, 10:37:33 PM »
I have the common sense not to!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #410 on: March 27, 2011, 10:38:18 PM »
When you can't control yourself, who is gonna stop you.
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« Reply #411 on: March 27, 2011, 10:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Dave K on March 27, 2011, 10:37:33 PM
I have the common sense not to!

No, you have 0 skillz! :p
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #412 on: March 27, 2011, 10:39:32 PM »
I need another vacation...  :confused:
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #413 on: March 27, 2011, 10:39:54 PM »
Quote from: Mike_W on March 27, 2011, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: Dave K on March 27, 2011, 10:37:33 PM
I have the common sense not to!

No, you have 0 skillz! :p

And let's keep it that way. It's my life mission to preserve Daveywink's innocence for as long as possible.
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #414 on: March 27, 2011, 10:41:10 PM »
Dave, do you have an "anti-mastrabatory purity ring"?
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #415 on: March 27, 2011, 10:42:05 PM »
If he does he has it on backwards.... Its perfectly fine if you don't use it on your "mastrabatory" hand...
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #416 on: March 27, 2011, 10:52:18 PM »
Hahahaha it does nothing on the other hand!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #417 on: March 27, 2011, 11:05:36 PM »
There's nothing wrong with chokin' the chicken once and a while!
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #418 on: March 27, 2011, 11:09:07 PM »
I like where this is going. Favorite euphemism for masturbation?

I like "buffing the banana".
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Re: Hey... er... I'm new?
« Reply #419 on: March 27, 2011, 11:11:46 PM »
^lol, that's a new one to me.

How 'bout "wrecking your rod"
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