Hey... er... I'm new?

[Mike_W]

Is it your "chemical bromance"?

[Crazy Snake]

You don't have to talk about him all the time though.

[Mike_W]

Sure he does, he's in love!

[Emily]

Oh, Dave. You know I don't care who you date, but please, use protection if you're going to be fucking in trees.

[Dave]

David and Travis sittin' in a tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

It'd be pretty uncomfortable to do that in a tree... wouldn't you say?

[Mike_W]

Psh, how do you think the tree feels?

[Dave]

If one likes it rough, it's perfect.

[Mike_W]

The tree's bark is worse than your bite....if ya catch my drift.

[Emily]

Why are we having gay sex in trees again?

This reminds me of Shake That Bear. Anyone heard of it? No? Don't look it up.

[Mike_W]

Hahaha, you mean the one featured on Tosh.0?

[Dave]

Hahahahaha oh Emily!

[Mike_W]

Dave, you're gonna end up with "bark burn" if you don't stop fucking Travis in trees.

[Dave]

It's too cold in North Dakota this time of year anyway... no worries.

[Emily]

Haha, probably, although seeing as how I've never watched Tosh.0, I didn't discover that video there.

My friend and I sometimes like to attempt to refute Rule 34. We fail every time.

[Mike_W]

Well then, you may want to reconsider fucking in trees, or at least buy it a little scarf.