Hey... er... I'm new?

[Mike_W]

Don't forget....oh, um...nevermind!

[Dave]

Hahaha, every thread usually ends up like this, Roxie.

[King Cobra]

Sometimes things are best not said Mike....

[Mike_W]

That's why I stopped right where I was

[King Cobra]

Don't humiliate yourself if you can avoid it!

[Emily]

Ponies and rainbows and kittens and boys! Fantastico!

[Mercury]

Hey Roxie ! Damn I love this name. I'm Dylan. Consider me as the hyperactive mycophobic french workout freak.

[Roxie]

Mike, when I say South West I mean Devon, specifically Plymouth (although embarrassingly I have no idea where Callington is!)

And I'm not interested in ponies, rainbows, kittens or boys!

[Dave]

Ha Ha, Chrissy isn't either. Rainbows ponies and such!

[Mercury]

But Chrissy likes to talk about boys I think.

Edit : boy-toys.

[Roxie]

Well with the ponies, I used to ride when I was younger but now if I go near the buggers I'm scared I'll be trampled. I'm short, so there's a chance! I'm not good with talking about boys since I don't really swing that way. So I can't help there - and for kittens, I do have a cat back home but I'm not a kitten obsessive. She was too fat to bring to Plymouth.

I used to know someone back in school who called themselves Rainbow Girl and wrote in rainbow colours and drew rainbows all over their work. Maybe that's why I don't like rainbows.

[Chrissy]

Hello! Welcome to the board!

And we have a ladies lady here, eh?

[Roxie]

You do! Albeit a very unlucky in love ladies lady.

[Emily]

I don't like rainbows, ponies, kittens, or boys either.

I think we will get along very well.

[Roxie]

You don't like boys? Well then...

*sprays perfume over self and fixes hair.*