Ugh, I'll do you one better. I was holding Rumbles one day, and the dog was on the couch. I squatted down to pet him, too, and he started nibbling on her fur (this weird thing he does that the cats love). Then he decided to push her away. So the idiot just shoves the cat away from him and off me. I'm the one that got the scratches.
Asshole dog. >=(