Author Topic: Christmas Presents (Read 17024 times)

Mercury · « **Reply #15 on:** April 26, 2010, 07:00:34 PM »

Damn, I didn't think about Kirby's poundcake !

Derby : a Crapulis Maxima !

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #16 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:01:06 PM »

Algie - A small "Dick Funnel" with plasitc tubing to run down his leg for when he pees his pants.

Mike_W · « **Reply #17 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:04:41 PM »

You mean a catheter?

Thad: A yardstick.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #18 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »

Eunice - Lifetime supply of diet pills.

Mike_W · « **Reply #19 on:** April 26, 2010, 08:15:47 PM »

Melvin: a collection of G&G cards.

Mercury · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2010, 06:42:46 AM »

Ethan : a ticket for a free Kung-Fu lesson.

Mike_W · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2010, 09:39:01 AM »

Angie: a bunny.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2010, 10:35:57 AM »

All the females -- Some Breast Implants.

Mike_W · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2010, 12:35:18 PM »

Ricky: A wrench to fix his heart.

dudemann5798 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2010, 04:05:25 PM »

Lola - a dildo

Mike_W · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2010, 04:45:22 PM »

Peanut: some viagra.

BloodChuckZ · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2010, 03:57:06 AM »

Fatty - Lifetime subscription to Jenny Craig.

T-Bone · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:45:07 PM »

Thad: "What would you call a yard stick in the metric system: volume 1"

T-Bone · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:45:59 PM »

Preps: A private jet

T-Bone · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:47:38 PM »

Galloway: 30 year old aged Scotch