Best Ways to exact revenge on a cheater

[BloodChuckZ]

That's why those priests spent centuries raping little boys, because they had no other sexual outlet.  Far better to have wives.  I get that sex was looked on as 'Evil' back in those times, but seriously, you can't deny human nature.

[Repo Man]

At least Orthodox priests are normal.

[BloodChuckZ]

That's what I'm saying.  Never hear of them doing preverted stuff like that.

[Repo Man]

They can satisfy their needs normal way.

[Junkie Mater]

Why these priests don't just wank? It's less dangerous than sodomizing little boys.


In Islam, homosexuality and celibacy are forbidden, but you can marry with a 15-year old girl. Fapping are only mildly denounced, just like smoking.

[Repo Man]

Here everyone can marry children, if their parents and themselves give approval.

[Dave]

What? How can they forbid homosexuality and celibacy?

[Junkie Mater]

Islam just wants any human to be productive.

[Dave]

So how do they find out?

[Repo Man]

Alah tells them.

[Junkie Mater]

Hey! You miss one "L", or it's just Serbian way to pronounce it?

[Repo Man]

It is. We write and pronounce it Alah. So, it's Allah, then?

[BloodChuckZ]

That's the way we see it spelled over here, yes.

[Dave]

Wow, I didn't know there were different ways to spell Allah. Or Alah. My computer red-underlines the "Alah" version.

[Repo Man]

Because it isn't spelled like that in English.