Yeah, I can just imagine Jimmy wearing a beret...wearing all black. Not sexy, though.
He'd have to move to a big city to do that, not New England.
Yes, he shall become a drunkard! A um, 15 year-old drunkard. That isn't possible, is it?
"I'm not alcoholic Petey! Stop tryin' to help me!" (Falls in puddle whilst still holding tequila)
I smell a Lifetime movie!