i dont mean to be a cruel bastard, but to me she seems like the perfect lesbian!
Hmmm... if you "didn't mean to be" a cruel bastard, you wouldn't have said that. Whether or not you meant to be cruel is one thing: either way you were completely homophobic.
Um, regardless of what you feel about Eunice's appearance and behaviour, the perfect lesbian, if I understand what lesbianism is about correctly, is a women/girl who is sexually interested in other women. Given that Jimmy is not female, and that Pedro isn't, and that to my knowledge no footage of Eunice kissing or having sexual feelings towards any of the girls exists, she'd be a most
unperfect lesbian.