The title is self-explanatory. Keep in mind, I'm not sure if some are meant to be middle finger quotes, but I added them anyways.
Anyhow:
Bambillo:
-Take two and call me in the morning!
Beatrice:
- Look this way please! Special people.
Bethany:
- Sit on this and rotate!
- Shove it!
Bif:
- Sit and spin.
- You drop somethin'?
- Have you ever 'bird watched'?
- Check this out!
- Get a load of this!
- You wanna piece of this?
Bo:
- Check this out, freak!
- Yo, you over there! Have a look at this!
- Recognize this?
- Got a present for ya, squirt.
- 'ey wimp, did you lose this?
Brandy:
- This is all you deserve!
Breckindale:
- There's more here than a gold ring, goofball!
Clint:
- Kiss this!
Cornelius:
- Take this!
- Here's what I think of you!
- See this? This is what you are.
- Here's my opinion of you.
- See if you can understand what I mean by this!
Damon:
- That's all I got for you.
- Here you go!
- You think you can figure this out?
- You know any sign language?
- I got plenty more where this came from.
- Here's what I think of you.
Dan:
- Suck on this!
- Do you like this? You prick!
- I'm gonna make you swallow this!
- Sit on this, you prick!
Davis:
- Check this out, sucker!
- Got something for ya, punk!
- Hey! Is this yours?!
- Check it out, fool!
- You lose this?!
- How's it look? Hahahaha!
- Eat it!
Duncan:
- Whaddya think of this?!
- Do something about it! Please!
- This here's for you!
- Here ya go, tough guy!
Edna:
- I've got your beef franks right here!
Edward:
- You want a taste?
Ethan:
- You think I'm jokin'?!
- 'ey, check THIS out!
- I got somethin' for you!
- You need this?!
- Got anything to say to THIS?!
Eunice:
- THIS...is for you.
Fatty:
- Shove it!
Fenwick:
- Look at me!
- Don't you understand THIS?
Hal:
- Whaddya think of that?
- The best part is that you can't do anything about it!
- And I mean it!
- This is for you, ya skinny little puke!
- Do you want some of this, skinny?
- If you don't like it, then do something with your bony ass!
- Ha ha!
Ian:
- Yo, yo! Can you read sign language, yo?
- Yo, tell yo mama about that, yo!
- I'm straight dissin' you, son!
- Yo! Check out my gangsta sign, yo!
- Check my signals of disrespect, son!
- Trailer park's in your face, son!
- Yo! The bomb is dissin' on you, yo!
Ivan:
- Eat this!
- This is for you, zitface!
- Right here, buddy, right here!
- Check this out, wise guy!
Jerry:
- Sit on it and swivel!
- This is what I think of you!
- See this? This is you, this is...
- Shove this up your ass!
Johnny:
- You can't handle it!
Johnson:
- Eat this!
- Check this out!
- Get this!
Kirby:
- I've got your poundcake right here!
- Sit and spin!
Lucky:
- Oh yeah, how 'bout this?
- You see this?
- Got this, just for you pal.
- Hey, check this out.
Matthews:
- Get a load of this!
Melody:
- I hope I'm doing this right!
- What do you think of this, creep?
Monson:
- You want some of this?
- Take a look at this! And you can't do anything about it.
- This is for you, punk!
MsPeters:
- Peace and love, you little brat!
Neil:
- You want some of this?!
Norton:
- Can you hear me now?
- What's up?
- This here's for you!
- Do something!
- What'd you think of that?
Osbourne:
- I've been doing this since you were in diapers.
- I've got nine more of these for you!
Otto:
- Up yours!
- See this you prick?!
Peanut:
- Sit and spin!
- I've got something here for you!
- You want somethin' from me?
- I've got your present right here!
- You've got mail.
Pedro:
- See? I know how to give it out, too!
Pete:
- Do you understand sign language, dumbo?
Ricky:
- Up yours!
Russell:
- Hey, lookie, lookie!
Tad:
- Hey, guess what this is.
- I've got some finger food for you.
- Your buddies told me to give you something.
- I've got a message from all your so-called friends.
- You understand sign language?
- Here's a message from your deaf friends.
Thad:
- Thit and thpin!
- Conthume thith!
Tom:
- Stick it in your rear!
- Check this out, fool!
- This is for you!
- Look familiar?
Trent:
- Up yours!
Trevor:
- What are YOU gonna do about it?
- Here you GO!
- What do you think of THIS?
Wiggins:
- Observe my hand motions!
- I am making a rude gesture at you right now!
- Aha! You see what I'm gesturing to you? Can you?!
- Behold my gestures!
- BEHOLD!
