You can thank Mike_W, Jillian_Merindera, and Red Blaster for these.
Gord: "Where'd you get those shoes Hopkins, the clown store?"
Gord: "You're poor, and UGLY!"
Tad: "Hey look, it's the latest fashion statement on the internet."
Tad: I've got some finger food for you!"
Gord: "My daddy owns your daddy!"
Bif: "No hobos allowed!"
Tad: "I don't think you're going to hit me back Jim, I really don't think you are."
"You think I can't cream you? Gary told me you can't fight!"
"Your buddies told me to give you something!"
"Go on, hit me back you wimp!"
"That's it, get mad! Get madder kid!"
"I'm going to pound you! Everyone knows you're the biggest wimp at Bullworth."
"Hey, guess what this is!"
"I'm going to go over there and bust your loser butt!"
"That tatto is going to look real great when you're 50....you DINK!"
"You gonna take it Jim? Your friends say you will."
Gord: "Trash like you is not wanted here, GET OUT!"
"You deserve to be poor!"
"You're an embarrassment to the human race!"
"Your girl says you're a bad kisser!"
"Who dressed you Hopkins, that crazy hobo?"
"A tattoo, how very criminal looking."
Chad: "You come here to dream of a better life or what?"
"Hopkins, it's not Halloween. Why are you dressed like a homeless drunk?"
Bif: "Get a load of this."
"You drop somethin'?"
"Have you ever bird-watched?"
"Ooh! A tattoo! How original."
Parker: "Tattoos are so middle class."
"Please! Couldn't you try to dress a little better!"
"I may just have to beat you!"
"Youuuu don't belong here! GET OUT!"
"You maladjusted reject!"
Justin: "Must suck to be a poor loser, huh?"
"Has your mom washed my shorts yet?"
"Still mowing lawns for lunch money?"
"Has my dad fired your dad yet?"
"You'll work for me one day!"
Bryce: "Typical popper tattoo, in poor taste."
"Get lost you bread crumb!"
"Get out of here blue collar scum!"
"Beat it you dumb pauper!"
Tad:
- (Hair) You want me to find a lawyer to sue your barber?
- (Bump in dropout clothes) Ugh, I have to burn my clothes now!
- (Bump in dropout clothes) You've contaminated my clothes, BUM!
- (Bump in greaser clothes) Hey, keep the pomade off my shirt, mechanic boy.
Chad:
- (Starting fight with nerd) You got a formula for getting your butt kicked? (unused)
- You're a glutton for punishment, huh?
- Ha ha! You look like a dead peacock.
- Can't you afford some new insults?
- Egg on your face, Jimmy?...hahahahaha! (unused)
Bif:
- (Starting fight with nerd) How's this for a magic missile attack? (unused)
- (Starting fight with nerd) I'm plus nine for beating dorks! (unused)
- (Bump in greaser clothes) Ugh...you smell like gasoline AND failure.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Stupid nerd...the RICH inherit the earth.
- Punks jump up to get beat down!
- You hungry? 'Cause I got knuckle sandwiches!
- Nice hair...for a chick.
- I think I threw those pants out...last YEAR!
- If I wanted lip outta you, I woulda jiggled my zipper!
- When I want your opinion, I'll rattle your cage.
Bryce:
- (Starting fight with nerd) Your slide ruler won't save you, dorkus. (unused)
- (Starting fight with dropout) I'll knock you out and stuff a twenty in your mouth! (unused)
- Typical pauper clothes, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper shirt, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper pants, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper shoes, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper hairstyle, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper tattoo, in poor taste.
- Typical pauper hat, in poor taste.
Yes, he does say all that. Playing them consecutively is funny, to say the least. He also says "Now those <cloth> show good breeding."
- Beatrice's boyfriend is feeling cool today.
- Oh look, it's Gary's errand boy.
- Did it hurt when Beatrice dumped you, Jimmy?
- The hobo's son has forgotten his place.
Parker:
- (Starting fight with nerd) Dumb nerd! (unused)
- Coming from a broken home is no excuse to be an ass.
Pinky:
- Come ON! Do something stupid!
Justin:
- Social climbers get beaten down, punk!
- Do I have to beat your insolent ass?
- Start sniveling, peon!
- No, you can't have a job.
- Is that a rotten egg, or just your breath?
- There's no welfare office around here. Get out.
- Your hair just screams unemployed, Jimmy.
- Ask your mom if my laundry's ready.
- You're just making your rent go up.
- I'd be your dad, but the dog beat me up the stairs.
Gord:
- (Starting fight with jock) Poise will beat muscle every time, dunce. (unused)
- (Starting fight with nerd) You'll work for me one day, nerd brain. (unused)
- Shouldn't you be collecting...food stamps or something?
- I could buy your entire family!
- Stop trying to compensate for your poverty!
Derby:
- Haw haw. You're a loser. Completely, loser-ish.
- Lllllooooooo-serrrrrr!
- Hey, trashback kid. Why don't you go dumpster-dive?
- You find those clothes in the sewer? Ha ha ha haaa!
- (Starting fight with dropout) Doesn't your mother clean my house? Ha ha ha haa!
- (Starting fight with greaser) Your kind end up being my mechanics or garbagemen!
- (Starting fight with jock) Your father is my gardner! Hhha haaa!
- (Starting fight with nerd) Your smarts are no match for my looks!
- (Starting fight with prep) You aren't half the prep I am. I'm a bloody Harrington! Ha ha ha ha haa!
- You're poor, and I'm not! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! *He sings the 'ha' part like "Nyah nyah nya nyah nyah"*
- Did you get that outfit...second-HAND? Ha ha ha ha!
- You're ugly, stupid, and poooor!
- You were BORN to serve me!
- Hey! LOOOSERRRR!
- You aren't worth enough money to worry about.
- I'm going to wipe my butt on your poor face.
