Bambillo:
- This isn’t what I meant when I talked about art therapy!
- Aren’t there more constructive thing you could do with your time?
Bethany:
- You know that vandalism is illegal, right kid?
- That doesn’t even look nice. You’re not an artist!
Breckindale:
- Can’t you at least try to show some class?
- There’s my community service right there!
Bubas:
- That ain’t no way to treat your neighborhood! You have to treat your stomping ground with respect!
- What kind of disrespectful hoodlum are ya? I guess I answered my own question.
Buckingham:
- Hey kid! I saw you do that!
- You know someone’s gonna have to clean that, don’t cha?
Bum Santa:
- I took a dump in the ally. Is that art too?
- That paint’s got other uses ya’know. What a waste.
- Would you like it if I came into your living room and did that?
Burton:
- Stop that vandalism now!
- Stop doing that this instant!
Carvin:
- That is a misdemeanor young man!
- In some countries they chop your hand off.
Castillo:
- Hey, you shouldn’t be doing that!
- Hey, Picasso, that don’t look like a canvas to me!
Chuck:
- Now why would you do that?
- You know that you’re not really doing a good thing there!
Danvers:
- Walls are not for writing on young man!
- Stop this vandalism immediately!
Doolin:
- You can’t be doin’ that, boy! It ain’t right!
- You know some people say that vandalism is the eighth sin.
Edna:
- Oh, puh-lease!
* It’s hard to understand what she’s saying. This is my best guess.
- Ha! Like you can spell!
Fenwick:
- Just so you know: that is illegal.
- I really don’t think you should do that!
Galloway:
- Why can’t you just write on paper?
- I suppose that you’re expressing yourself in writing, but I mean really…
Gregory:
- Are you writing, “Please help me?”
- Do you write on your own walls son? Do you?
Handy:
- How’d you like if I came to your house and started painting garbage, huh?
- That’s just plain ugly.
Hattrick:
- Stop that vandalism!
- You’re a vandal!
Huntingdon:
- Aw man! Didn’t anyone teach you that vandalism is wrong?
- Hey! If they wanted your picture up there, don’t you think they would have asked you?
Isaacs:
- Is that absolutely necessary?
- Must you make everything around you ugly?!
Ivanovich:
- You know, I should beat you for writing crap like that.
- I bet you think that’s real urban or something.
Johnson:
- You little miscreant! Why would you do that?!
- That is totally unproductive and illegal!
Kopke:
- Hey! My house needs cleaning!
- You just go on and express yourself, sweetheart.
Krakauer:
- What are you doing there, Mr. Tom Sawyer?
- You Tom Sawyers are all the same.
Lisburn:
- What’s with you kids and vandalism?!
- I never ruined things like that when I was a youngling.
Luntz:
- Uh. You know you’re not allowed to right on walls.
- Someone has to clean that, ya’know!
- Didn’t your mother teach you not to write on walls?
Matthews:
- Oh my, now that is not art.
- Go scuff up your own property, boy.
McInnis:
- Aw, kid! You can’t be defacing property like that! It ain’t right, and you suck at it!
- Man, you definitely ain’t no artist! That sucks hard!
McRae:
- Why can’t you paint on canvas?!
- That is not allowed!
Mihailovich:
- Jimmy! You speak to your country like this?!
- Why don't you try fingerprints, midget?
Monson:
- I’m not gonna beat ya ‘cause you’re breakin’ the law; I’m gonna beat yeah ‘cause ya think that’s art!
- All you little jerks rebel in the same unoriginal way! “Oh, I hate my parents! I‘m gonna spray paint some stupid picture on a tax payer’s wall.”
Morrison:
- Why would a nice young man like you do something like that?
- That’s not your wall, son!
Mr. Gordon:
- Haven’t you grown out of drawing on walls?!
- Could you at least write something nice?!
Neil:
- Now you stop that, son!
- Just what do you think you’re doing there, kid? That’s private property!
O’Rourke:
- Don’t reckon you should be doin’ that, boy.
- Now that ain’t nice.
Osbourne:
- That was old hot when I was in school, frosh.
- You high school kids still think graffiti is cool?
Peabody:
- Do you realize you are committing a crime?
- Stop vandalizing this minute!
Peters:
- Well… I do like your choice of color.
- I respect you voicing your opinion and all, Jimmy. I just wish you had more to say.
Philips:
- What’s wrong with canvas, Jimmy?
- You’re wasting your talent, Jimmy!
Ramirez:
- Hey vandal, quit it. You’re bringin’ down property value.
- Hey tonto, this is a beautiful town and it doesn’t need kids like you messing it up.
Rushinski:
- Stop this instant!
- You know that is wrong, young man!
Salvatore:
- Why you gotta go writing on peoples’ walls?
- Someone’s gonna have to clean that up, ya’know.
Slawter:
- I don’t understand modern art at all!
- Is that supposed to be a picture?
Smith:
- Did your tax dollars pay for that? No! So don’t do it!
- Did the city commission you to paint that? No! So get lost, kid! Go waste your own money!
Sullivan:
- Hey. Vandal. Stop.
- Come on, stop.
Svenson:
- This is crazy! You can’t do that sort of thing!
- Hey kid! This is a civilized society! Not a barbaric one with graffiti everywhere like in caves and stuff!
Theo:
- That ain’t smart Jimbo! Now you got me to answer to!
- You’re not being very orderly there, Jimmy! It’s about time I taught you some manners!
Watts:
- I am very disappointed in you!
- Your actions are proof that art is a waste of time!
Wiggins:
- Is that your John Hancock impersonation, mister Hopkins?
- It was ugly in ancient Rome. It’s ugly now.
Williams:
- Okay, cut it out! Right now! Stop that!
- Please! You know that’s illegal!
