Mike_W did the first two...
Trent: "Consider yourself dead, SNOTBAG!"
Fatty: "Gremlin thief, gremlin thief!"
Algie:
- You’re so mean!
- I hope I didn’t scratch my glasses…
Bif:
- How dare you!
- For once in your life could one of you savages not steal?
Bo:
- You just signed your death warrant!
- I won’t take this lying down, you know!
Bryce:
- I’ll just buy another one, scumbag!
- I was going to throw it away anyway!
Bucky:
- Oh, come on! My granny bought me that bike when I was six!
- I think you broke one of my watches. NO ONE BREAKS MY WATCHES!
Casey:
- Whoa, dude!
- I’m gonna get you, thief!
Chad:
- Drop dead!
- If I got stains on my khakis, man…
Clint:
- Wait, I’m the neighborhood bike thief!
- Get off my bike, pipsqueak!
Constantinos:
- Do you want my sweater as well while you’re at it?!
- That’s the second time today! Can’t you people buy your own bikes?!
Cornelius:
- You mustn’t do that, it’s my bicycle!
- Unhand my bicycle this instant! …please?
Damon:
- That’s your ass!
- Nobody steal my bike!
Dan:
- Hey, you can’t steal my bike!
- What are you doing?!
Davis:
- When my boys hear about this, you’re not even gonna be able to ride that stupid bike!
- You just signed your death warrant, you little SNOTBALL!
Donald:
- Aah, that’s mine!
- That’s illegal, pig!
- You can’t do that!
- That’s like, armed robbery pal!
- You’ll end up in prison!
- I hope you crash and die!
Duncan:
- Ow, that was mine you jerk!
- Gimme my bike back!
Ethan:
- More training, that’s all I need!
- Do you think you can beat me?
Fatty: No! My faithful steed!
Gord:
- Buy your own bike!
- My daddy’s gonna sue you!
Gordon:
- What the heck! I was about to do a 360 back flip, you jerk!
- Hey, you can’t do this to me! I’m gonna tell on you!
Gurney:
- What do you think you’re doing?!
- You’re gonna be sorry!
Hal:
- That was my bike you skinny little maggot!
- Come on! That was mine!
Ivan:
- Yeah, don’t mind me! Idiot.
- And my clothes get dirty. Thanks.
Jerry:
- But I’m training for the Olympics!
- You can’t do that to me! Do you know who I am?!
Jimmy:
- That’s my bike, you twinkie!
- What’s your problem?!
- Get back here!
- You did not just do that!
- Alright, that’s it!
- That did not just happen!
- What are you doing with my bike?!
- Do you wanna die?!
- You think that’s funny?!
- You’re gonna regret that.
- You got some nerve to do that!
- That’s my bike!
- Very funny.
- That’s my move!
- You think you’re original?
- You know who you’re jacking, kid?
- I will make you very sorry for that!
- You want a war, kid?
- That was a dumb move, friend.
- You better not be stealing my bike, moron!
- I need that bike, idiot!
- You can’t rob me, idiot!
- You gotta be kiddin’ me! Jacked by you?
- You think you can just rob me and I’ll take it?
- I don’t have time for this nonsense!
- You think you’ll get away with that?
- That was not a good idea!
- That’s a junk bike anyway!
- Did you just do that? For real?
- That’s my bike, buddy!
- Hey! Get back here!
- Who do you think you are?!
- You really wanna mess with me?
- Are you outta your mind?
- Hey, I’m not supposed to be the victim!
- You can’t take my bike!
- Stop that!
- Alright, now you’re pissin’ me off.
- Um, I was riding that bike?
- What’s your problem?!
- That was not fun(ny?).
- What do you think you’re doing, dumbass?!
- You just jacked my bike for real?
- Um. I kinda needed that.
- Uh, I was kinda ridin’ that.
- That was not very nice.
- You really want me to beat you, don’t you?
- That was not a good idea!
- You think I’ll let you get away with that?
- You better apologize right now!
- You’re makin’ me angry!
- You don’t do that to me!
Juri:
- Ah! How did you do that?!
- That was pretty good. Now you die.
Justin:
- That’s my property!
- My dad paid good money for that!
Kirby:
- I’ll be back, wimp!
- Lucky shot!
Lance:
- What is this? An attempt to make yourself feel superior to me?
- Why you being so chate? This doesn’t make you cool!
Lefty:
- Crap! It took me forever to break the lock on that bike!
- I just stole that bike!
- Yo, this school is gettin’ too dangerous.
- Why don’t they have self-destruct on those things?
Leon:
- I can’t wait to drive an SUV instead.
- I wish they had ejector seats on the bikes.
Lucky:
- Ho ho… you’re so dead!
- You just signed your own death warrant pal!
Luis:
- Hey, what are you doin’?!
- Nobody touches my bike!
- Bring my damn bike back!
Melvin:
- Hey!
- Not fair!
Norton:
- Not cool! I stole that bike fair and square!
- Hey that’s mine-! Well, not really mine but I was usin’ it!
Omar:
- THAT SUCKED!
- Ow! My tushie!
Otto:
- Hey punk! You better run!
- I just stole that bike!
Parker:
- Stop! Criminal!
- That’s my bike!
Peanut:
- You are so dead!
- Johnny…!
Pedro:
- MAMA!
- Give it back!
Ray:
- Oh brother!
- Why me? I’m cool; I read books!
Ricky:
- Don’t do it man! You don’t know how to ride it!
- That’s my ride man, my life! I can’t lose her, she’s all I got left!
- Aw, man! I was just about to lube her up! Her chainstay manual’s snapping! Aw, freak!
Russell:
- Blood. Boiling!
- That’s Russell’s bike!
Sheldon:
- Aw geez, not again!
- You know. You’re not allowed to do that!
Tad:
- No, it’s mine! It’s mine!
- Come on, it’s my bike!
Thad:
- Stop! Thief!
- Help! Theft in progress!
Tom:
- Ooh, you’re so dead!
- What the hell are you thinking?!
Trent: You know who I am?!
Trevor:
- You coulda just asked for it!
- Hey, that’s my bike!
Troy:
- (half growling) I’m angry!
- AAAAAHHHH!!
Vance:
- Whoa! Don’t have a cow!
- Will you watch the hair?!
Wade:
- What’s the deal?! You got a death wish?!
- Oh my god, I’m gonna bash your friggin’ face into the ground!
