who has the best quotes for being

[alanmk5]

a. kicked in the nuts
b. hit by a stink bomb
c. swirlied
d. wedgied
e. knocked out

mines are

a. russell "Ho! Russell's secret place ohhh"
b. damon "Phew! smells like a hot dog full of jock straps and baby diapers"
c. vance "Ew! now my hair smells like doodie"
d. troy "So what if i'm confused... and i'm not"
e. kirby "please turn on the hot water, coach"

[RussellNorthrop10]

"One day I'd like to fight a gorilla"
                   - Damon West

"I'v been thinking about slugs lately there slimy"
                   - Algie