Become a Teacher-
1) Go inside every Locker in School.
2) Push every character into every locker in School.
3) Hit Dr. Crabblesnitch 50 Times.
4) Sneak into the girl's dorm.
5) Go into the main hallway, pull the fire alarm 3 times.
6) This will open up a secret room from the floor.
7) You can now become a teacher.
And Claim that you have no life.
Become a Prefect-
1) As above, but pull the fire alarm FOUR times.
Steal a Car-
1) Get busted by the cops.
2) Quickly run back into the police station.
3) Run down into the garage.
4) Defeat Gary.
5) You can now steal cars.