I don't know why everybody thinks that Bullworth kids are 'Going To College'.
Not Jimmy, certainly. I can just see him passing SAT's.
Same goes for the entire lot of the Bullies & Greasers. Get Real.
The Preps ? They'll buy their way in with their family's money and black-market test answers.
The Jocks ? After them 'Scolarships' that will get them preferred treatment and easy classes like 'Walking The Dog' and 'Collective Bullshitting'....If they could win any games that they don't play.
The Nerds ? Maybe the only ones to get in on merit, although I seriously wonder about this bunch...They seem awful dumb for smart kids.
The Girls ? Sure, if there's a a Whore & Tramp College nearby.
The Others ? Not a chance. They certainly ain't getting no Scholarships, and College is expensive these days, what with the constantly rising tuition, books, fees & shit.
Well, maybe Beatrice.....They still let Bitches in, don't they ?
