My brother had looked up the game on Rockstar's old website. I thought that it looked pretty basic. Might be fun, especially since I had played a bunch of GTA games recently.
I wrote it down on the christmas wishlist at my ma's house. And eventually I got the game.
After the whole celebration of "yaaay, presents, yaaay good food, yaaay" I went up to my room, popped the disc in the PS2 and watched the intro.
And now it was time to take control.
So I moved the camera around a bit around Jimmy and the gate. Wondering "Am I stuck here?".
I was approached by a group of three fine gentlemen. One whom demanded a small amount of currency from me.
I attacked him in defense, but got overwhelmed really fast as another fine sir from the same group appeared. Thus giving me 4 people to beat it with zero to no knowledge about the fighting system.
So I ran away to the principals office.
After the cutscene and introduction with Gary, I began exploring the school. Trying to befriend anyone that basicly didn't hate my guts already.
I began following and hanging out with Constantinos. As depressing as the guy was, he was my only friend. And I couldn't afford to loose that. At least... that's what I thought.
A Bully appeared out of nowhere, knocked him down and I watched in shear horror as my only friend ran for his life, being followed by almost an entire clique of bullies.
My instinct told me, run, help him. But my mind told me that it was too late. And that it would mean death for both of us.
After english class, I began looking through the school halls. Avoiding jocks, greasers and bullies.
I began flirting with Chrissy, but quickly got rejected.
Having my both phallus and heart brought down, I resumed my exploration.
I feld like a snack was in place, so I headed for the cafeteria. I wanted to greet and befriend the lunch-staff. Nonetheless, I quickly turned away and headed back to my seat as I saw the horror. That is Edna.
I was sitting there, reading the manual at the same time trying to figure out what to do next when suddenly. An apple hit Jimmy in the head.
A bunch of students began throwing food at each other, so I took cover behind the table, grabbed a banana, accidentaly ate some of it and threw it at a random student.
Of course, having that student be a small girl wasn't my full plan. I turned around and saw Edna at my horror, staring me blindly in the eye.
I tried to run, but a prefect appeared from the cafetera entrance and grabbed me down.
The principal told me to clean up my act. I knew that it was no laughing matter, regardless of what face that little girl made when the half-eaten banana flew into her face.
I headed for the football field in order to relieve some stress. I ate an apple, got rejected once again from none other than Mandy herself.
It was nighttime and suddenly on my way back to the dorm I was rushed by a prefefct. Eager to get the hell out of there, I tapped the Triangle button like crazy. Until eventually Jimmy grabbed the prefect's "manhood" and I began to leg it.
Getting into the dorm just in time and falling into my bed, just wondering. What the hell happened today?
Ze End
