Episode 1: Meet the Clique Leaders
(First The Nerds)
Earnest: Hello, I'm Earnest Jones, and I'm proud to show you my clique, the Nerds!
Earnest: Many say I run this clique with a rod of iron, But Melvin, my right hand man, is the 2nd in command.
Melvin: Yeah, also, It's pretty hard to join the Nerds clique, you need to follow by these standards:
Playing Grottos & Gremlins, or Laser Vikings
Needing Glasses
Wanting revenge on those nasty jocks!
Becoming friends with Earnest!
And most importantly, being smart!
Earnest: I'm Earnest, and I hope you wish hope on my clique.
(Next the Bullies)
Russell: Um... Hi! My name is Russell, Russell Northrop!
Russell: Russell's Clique is really good, they can stand good fight!
Russell: Russell likes to smash Nerds, presumably Algernon.
Russell: Russell is so strong, I can pick up nerds with one hand.
Tom: Also, he's so strong, that he broke somebody's teeth!
Russell: Yeah, I'm Russell, and I hope you hope that my clique wins!
(Next the Preps)
Derby: Salutations, I'm Derby Harrington, I represent to you, The Preps.
Derby: Our rivals are those nasty peasants, the Greasers.
Derby: Johnny Vincent is who owns their dirty clique.
Derby: Anyway, We have the "strongest" person, Bif Taylor.
Bif: Hi.
Derby: He is the Bullworth boxing champion, and he can pick up Bucky with one hand.
Bif: Yep, Also before we go, I must say, You need to be rich, hating against Greasers, Friends with Derby Harrington, and especially, go by all rules there is to being a prep.
Derby: Exactly, I'm Derby Harrington, and I hope you pray on my team winning.
(Next The Greasers)
Johnny: I don't need an introduction, you know we are the greasers
Johnny: Wish us luck.
(Next The Jocks)
Ted: I don't need an intro.
Damon: Yeah, we don't need an intro.
(Next The Townies)
Edgar: Hi, I'm Edgar.
Edgar: Wish us luck on the war.
