^ Well, that's why I'm here to help.
Ethan:
- I-I-I can teach you things...things about combat.
- Maybe there's something I have...that you want, no?
- W-we can do this without violence man, I'm sure!
Fatty:
- Please! I have nervous bowels!
- I have so many years ahead of me! Don't do it!
- You don't wanna touch me...my smell is contagious!
Gord:
- Please...don't hurt me...I'm wearing my favorite shirt...
- Come on, let me go! I have to go a party at Harrington House...
- Please, leave me alone. Derby's so mean to me if I get roughed up.
Gordon:
- You know how it is to lose all the time...don't make ME feel that too!
- Hey, don't be hasty! We're all adults here...come on, man, come on!
- You know, I've always thought we had a lot in common...I just never saw it 'til now! We're both really cool!
Gurney:
- I'm not into blood! I'm all talk!
- I think we could talk instead of...you know...
- I'm always up for a good fight...but we don't HAVE to!
Hal:
- I'm just a big-boned greaser! I'm not worth your time...
- You don't wanna fight me! I might lower your rep on account of me being small potatoes.
- Look at me, I'm a fat mess...haven't I suffered enough? PLEASE don't beat me...
Ivan:
- I got high blood pressure, stress makes me faint.
- You don't wanna touch me, man...I got leprosy.
- I'll just run away...you'll never see me again, okay?
Jerry:
- Bu-...but my Pop left me...!
- You can't hit me, I've a heart condition.
- Oh come on man,
please don't hit me.
Juri:
- Please! Don't be mean to me! I might cry...
- Please! Don't hurt me where anyone sees...
- Please don't! Just please don't!
Justin:
- Please don't hurt me...
- Are you really going to make me beg?
- Please don't make me beg, pleeaase?
Kirby:
- Whoa let's take a chill pill dude...
- Don't worry you're cool, I'm cool...
- This is stupid, we all like girls, right?
Lance:
- I can see you're all torn up on the inside...I know what you're feelin'.
- Really...you're just lying to yourself...you know there's a bigger problem here.
- You-you think you're ever gonna get past this bully face if you don't turn inward? You won't!
Lefty:
- Will you let me go if I say please?! Please!
- You don't NEED to beat me up, you know?!
- Come oon, just let me go...
Leon:
- You don't need to do this, you know?
- Come on, let me go! Please?!
- Would it help if I said "Please don't hurt me"?
Lucky:
- Look I'll change...you can understand that can't you?!
- Ohh I just really wanted to stay out of trouble this year man...
- Don't you think you're gonna feel bad if you beat me?
Luis:
- Ah come on, you don't wanna humiliate me, please!
- Why you gotta be that way?!
- Come on, you don't have to be a jerk to be cool!
Melvin:
- Yo-You don't wanna fight me...uh, you might break a sweat and then your clothes will get all soggy!
- I'm SO not worth your time...
- Fighting me is only gonna make you look lame.
Norton:
- What're we doing here? This isn't us! Come on over, give papa a hug...no? Well I tried.
- Did I ever tell you, I-I cried at the end of outsiders? So you don't wanna hurt me, I'm a big softie.
- Oh you don't wanna waste your time on me, I'm not even a head greaser.
Omar:
- C-come on...there's no need to get nuts here.
- Wh-why're we lettin' this get so outta hand?
- Hey...hey...hey! We're on the same side!
Otto:
- Aww come on, don't hit me!
- I'll do anything, just please, please don't hurt me!
- Please! I'm actually weak! You'll win easily, you don't need to hit me to prove it.
Parker:
- Come on, I don't wanna fight you.
- Please, I'm not feeling very well right now.
- Please don't hurt me, it'll upset my mom.
Peanut:
- Come on...you're bigger than me, I mean this.
- Haven't you ever learned that violence never solves anything?
- Do you really want the stain of aggression...on your conscience?
- Hey...I-I was the new kid once too...
Pedro:
- What good would it do to beat somebody like me up?
- Don't hit me...everyone knows you're tough already.
- Why hurt me? You're too much of a hero for that.
Ray:
- I'm pathetic already! You don't need to beat me...
- They say you can measure a man by his enemies...do you really want a loser like me as an enemy?
- You don't wanna fight me, I'm small potatoes...
Ricky:
- Look man! You know I just went through a breakup right? Aw man, backpedal, backpedal...
- Aw come on...I ain't ready to do this, man! I'm still so brokenhearted and stuff...
- Listen, man! I'm like a gear without a chain right now...just back off, as a friend.
Russell:
- No hit! No hit!
- Russell take back...all those bad things I did...pleeaase!
- No smash Russell...pretty please...!
Sheldon:
- Oh please, I don't like fighting!
- Dr. Crabblesnitch says we should be friends!
- Miss Danvers says everyone should be nice to me!
Tad:
- Now come on, no need to get rough about this.
- H-hey, d-do you want money? I have plenty.
- W-what do you want? I can get it for you. I can get you ANYTHING.
Thad:
- Why must you always resort to unnecessary violence?
- Please don't make me soil my pants...
- I'm shakin' in my boots...!
Tom:
- Uhh-I'm a man of words...everyone knows that, right?
- You don't really wanna do this...you'll feel guilty and sad after.
- If you lay off...I can repay you.
Trent:
- This is the face of a lead actor man!
- When I become a star you can write on my coattails man...
- Listen...*panting* I got a reputation to uphold, man.
Trevor:
- Please! I've already been beat up once today...
- I'm still hurting from the last guy who kicked my ass...can't you just let this slide?
- I-I lose fights to
girls...you don't wanna fight me...!
Troy:
- Are you going to hit me because you think I'm not manly?!
- Why would you hit an innocent boy?!
- But I could be so useful to you...
Vance:
- Oh, LISTEN, I-I got three sick sisters at home, they NEED me...
- Everything I said about you is now taken back, o-okay?
- I got cooties...COOTIES....
Wade:
- Th-there ain't no need to do this...we're both men, we know we're tough.
- This is like...Clash of the Titans...there won't be a clear winner...we may as well end it now!
- Let's just forget this...w-we're evenly matched...we know it!
