You can thank Mike_W, Jillian_Merindera, and Red Blaster for these.
Ricky: "Is that a hat? Or did something crap on your head?"
Norton: "Eat me!"
"Settle down lady before I have to hurt that pretty little face of yours!"
"Screw you!"
"If you're gonna walk around here acting like Billy bad-ass then you better get ready for a bad-ass beating."
Vance: "Hey! Goofball!"
"Hey, bite me!"
Peanut: "Keep shoutin' hero, see where it gets you."
"Hey there...uh...gorgeous."
Lola: "Eat your heart out!"
Peanut: "Who's a hero now?"
Hal:
- Wear your saving throws (?) and boots of escaping now, nerd!
- If you don't like it, then do something with your bony ass!
- Keep it up, and you'll find out what 300 lbs of greaser feels like.
- I will eat you.
- What makes you think you can look at me, fish?!
Johnny:
- (Starting fight with nerd) You know you oughta' be runnin' now, nerd boy.
- You can't handle it!
- Don't talk trash about Lola!
- I'M JOHNNY VINCENT! (Funny thing is he says that as insult, and not as a victory over another student)
Lefty:
- (Bump in Prep clothes) You drive your sports car like that?
- (Starting fight with nerd) Haha, you're outta your league, nerd!
- (Starting fight with jock) Mandy says you suck!
- (Starting fight with prep) Expense THIS!
- You're an acne colon.
- Go fart in your jockstrap.
- Why are your fingers so sticky?
- What, another day without getting any?
- You ever hear deodorant?
- Looking to carve you a new one, kid.
- That's what your mom said about you last night!
- Your mom wasn't saying that last night!
- Yeah? Well tell your mom to clean the sheets next time.
Lola:
- Go back to your ugly friend.
- Eat your heart out...LOSER!
- Don't call me a BITCH!
Lucky:
- (Bump in jock clothes) Hey, sporto! MOVE!
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Watch it, brain!
- (Bump in prep clothes) Careful! Don't get your nice clothes dirty.
- (Starting fight with jock) All right, coach. Here's a lesson of PAIIN for you!
- (Starting fight with nerd) You'll have time to do your homework. This is gonna be real quick!
- Ahhh, go to hell!
- Oh yeah, how 'bout this!
- Get...ready...to CRYYY!!!
- You should be scared! I'm goin' to des-TROY you!
- Okay...I'm going to hurt you now!
- Hey kid, the name's Master. Remember.
- Try to look cool all you want. You're STILL a little douche.
Norton:
- (Bump in dropout clothes) Get a job, you worthless sack of crap!
- (Bump into after getting expelled) You made a lot of friends, haven't you?
- (Bump in nerd clothes) MOVE it, Frodo!
- (Starting fight with jock) What are you too dumb to pass out or something?
- (Starting fight with nerd) If at any point, you say 'owned, 'pwned', or 'ownage', I'm gonna make this hurt way more than I have to.
- What's up?
- If you want to run around like Billy Badass, then get ready for a badass BEATING!
- Hey fish, stay away from the hole if you know what's good for ya. The last newbie who went down there never came back. *Taunting voice*
- (After Jimmy's expelled) WHERE'S YOUR CROWWWN, KING?! NOTHING!
- (Complimenting clothes while hostile) This may sound weird 'cause I'm a tough guy greaser and I hate you, but nice clothes...that was weird, right.
- Well Hopkins, if I didn't know you any better, I'd think you were trying to hurt my feelings.
Peanut:
- (Winning a fight) What do you MEAN, 'Napoleon Complex'?
- (Bump into after Jimmy's expelled) You're still here? I thought you died.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Science lab is the other way, A-head.
- What a LOSER!
- Nice one, shorty!
- I got your present right here!
- You've got mail.
- Look! The fresh meat...I-I mean the freshman is here.
- (After Jimmy's expelled) Heyy, it's the tall guy. What was his name?
- Whatever...acnestick.
- Did you grow something new, hero?
Ricky:
- (Bump in jock clothes) Shouldn't you be rubbing down Mr. Burton and the rest of those butt slappers?
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Hey Poindexter, touch me again, and I'll stick your nose in my smokes.
- (Bump in prep clothes) Back off, prep! You wouldn't want to get grease on that designer shirt now, would you?
- (Bump into after Jimmy's expelled) Screw off, Hopkins! You're like a rusty chain; USELESS.
- (Starting fight with nerd) Ha ha! Come on, Poindexter! Slap me.
- (Starting fight with jock) Ain't you supposed to be slapping some butt right now, jock boy?!
- You're such a loser! You don't have an ounce of cool in you.
- What the hell are thinking?! Freakin' 'tard!
- You're such a knob!
- Yeah, you're a loser!
- Wank off, buddy!
- Freakin' tough guy, huh? I'll knock your block off, pal.
- My wrench'll do the talking for me.
- Pfft. You're a loser. And I don't fight wimps anyway.
- This is what you get man. You know better!
- Your mom make you that shirt, huh? Mama's boy?
- (After Jimmy's expelled) Hey, Hopkins! Way to go, man! I knew you SUCKED!
- (Complimenting clothes while hostile) Sweet clothes, poser!
- You ain't worth my time...I got bikes to fix.
Vance:
- (Bump in dropout clothes) DUDE! I'm not your drug dealer!
- (Bump in jock clothes) Late for the big game, lunkhead?
- (Bump after Jimmy's expelled) Hey, Jimmy! Don't wipe your anti-cool on me.
- (Bump in nerd clothes) Watch it, Dorkus McDinklestein.
- (Bump in prep clothes) Where's the tea party? *Faux English accent*
- (Fighting dropout) You gonna be depressed now...wiseguy?!
- (Fighting prep) Another notch of (?) my belt!
- (Fighting nerd) Get your hands up...dork!
- (Fighting jock) This ain't football...moron!
- Skeezoid!
- 'ey! Nosebleed!
- Roadkill!
- Don't make me get uncool! You wouldn't like it!
- How 'bout I sow your mouth shut!
- Come on! Do a trick with me!
- Play dead little doggy!
- Hey nice hair! You got a job at the freakshow?
- Cool threads don't make heroes out of zeroes.
- Your mama dresses you funny.
- Go play hopscotch...ankle-biter.
- You got a smart lip for a scrawny dingbat.
- 'EY! You scarin' the chicks away with that dirty mouth.
- You're like school on Saturday Jimmy. No class!
- Why don't you make like a tree...and LEAF!
