I LOVE THESE QUOTES. So funny.
Failed hit on quotes:
- Hey you’re, uh, like um, cute. Let’s hang out?
- Hey, uh, want some lovin’, baby?
- So, uh, your place or mine?
- Hey doll. Uh. Wanna study? Uh, anatomy?
- Wanna help me with some, um, biology homework?
- You’re uh, pretty. Wanna, uh, hang out?
- So, wanna be my girlfriend?
- Let’s be, um, friends?
- Hey! Uh, you wanna boyfriend?
- What’s your sign? Wanna tell me?
- Do you come here often? … wanna tell me about it?
- Um. Don’t play hard to get, okay?
- So, um. Y-You’re a girl, huh? Wanna talk?
- Please make out with me. I promise I won’t tell.
- Hey, you’re a model, right? … wanna hang out?
- Wow. Did you get a nose job or something?
- Wow, are those real? Can I check?
- Can I convince you to make out with me?
- I, uh, heard you’re pretty easy. Wanna hang out?
- Hey. I’m not in the friend zone, eh, right?
- Will you please hang out with me?
- Wow. You’re like, really pretty.
- Did anyone ever tell you you’re, um, hot?
- I’ve been telling everyone you’re my girlfriend.
- Will you hang out with me?
- I hope you don’t think this is creepy, but I’ve been, er, watching you.
- You know, you smell really nice.
- Do you maybe wanna go out sometime?
- So do you like… er, stuff?
- I probably don’t have a chance, but I really like you.
Rejected insults:
- You thought I was serious?
- I thought you put out to everyone.
- Don’t play hard to get. You’re not.
- That’s not what I read on the bathroom wall.
- Pffft. I’m not interested anyway.
- I’m outta your league anyways.
- Heh. Your loss, honey.
- You can’t afford to turn me down.
- How’d you get so stuck up all of a sudden?
- That’s not what you said last night.
- I was just joking!
- Don’t flatter yourself honey.
- Yeah. Like you can do any better.
- You probably got mono anyways.
- Ooh, aren’t you a stuck up little princess?
- You’re missin’ out.
- What? You didn’t think I meant it?
- It’s okay. Your breath stinks.
- Don’t pretend you got standards.
- It’s okay. Now that I’ve seen your face I changed my mind.
