Unlike the Preps, who spend a lotta time snubbing each other at high-class parties, and all of them are screwing Pinky (since she's the only girl up to their 'standreds'), the poor Nerds can only dream of putting the 'bone' to a girl or even going to a party to even meet one.
Alas, the best they can do is to be like Earnest, perverts every one...(only Earnest isn't so secret about it), and whack off in their closets in abject misrey.....
