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Auditory Experiences / Humiliation quotes
« on: July 19, 2011, 01:03:24 AM »
Thanks again to Mike_W and Red Blaster.


Trent: "Don't let the girls see me like this!"
         "Sniff....sniff-sniff" (he just cries)

Davis: "Did your Mom teach you that? Stupid prick!"
         "I'm gonna get you!"

Troy: "So what if I'm confused-and I'm not!"

Ray: "What do you get off on this or something?"
      
Trevor: "Why won't this stop!"

Melvin: "I...hate that...jerk!"
          "I'll never do your homework again!"
          "You have no code of honor!"

Donald: "That was so cruel!"
           "Just leave me alone, please!"

Angie:
- *Sob* You think you're so cool, don't you?!
- *Sob* Why do you do that?!

Beatrice:
- WHYYY...MEEE?! *Cry*
- I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAAAAT....!*Cry*

Christy:
- People warned me about you...
- Everyone will know...your most embarrassing secrets!

Eunice:
- YOU'RE PATHETIC!
- I hope you DIE...

Gloria:
- How disgrace defaces me!
- Let no one EVER speak of this...!
- There's...a LESSON...in such torment...*Cry*

Karen:
- *Sob* It's NOT fair! *Sob*
- *Cry* But why?! *Cry*

Lola:
- Johnny's gonna get you for that!
- Why are you so mean to me?!

Mandy:
- Oh my god, I can't believe you just DID that...!
- You can't do that to me, I'm POPULAR!!

Melody:
- I won't tell anyone...just please, leave me alone.
- I'm sorry...I'm sorry...just let me be.

Pinky:
- You're such a psycho!
- Why are you lashing out at me?!

Zoe:
- (Quivering voice) I bet you think you're real cool, don't you?
- (Quivering voice) What?! Am I supposed to feel bad now?

Algie:
- Why does it always have to be me?!
- I’m going to tell my mommy!
- That’s… so… not… funny!
- I thought we were friends!

Bif:
- Oh, thank god it’s over!
- I thought it would never end!

Bo: You will pay dearly for this!

Bryce:
- Now everyone knows I’m a fraud!
- My reputation will never recover!

Bucky:
- That’s the third time this week! *frustrated yell*
- I’m going home and never coming back! You hear me?!
- I’m running away from here; no one respects me!
- I never forget this stuff. I’ll get you!

Casey:
- Man! Why’d you do that, man?!
- Just leave me alone, man!

Chad:
- My sterling reputation, shattered!
- I feel like a little girl!

Clint:
- This is so not cool!
- I’m gonna get you for this!

Constantinos:
- Why did you do that?
- Does that make you feel big and strong?
- What gives you the right to do that to me?

Cornelius:
- This always happens to me!
- Why do you always pick on me?
- What have I ever done to you to deserve this brutality?
- (while crying) I can’t take much more of this treatment.

Damon:
- But I play football! This isn’t supposed to happen!
- I can’t believe that just happened!

Dan:
- Aw, man! That doesn’t happen to me anymore!
- I can’t believe it! I play football!

Donald:
- You’ll be sorry one day!
- You’re so rotten!

Duncan:
- Oh, you see? This is why I dropped out of school…
- You. Are so mean.

Ethan:
- Man! You just made a mistake that’s gonna haunt you forever!
- Well now I’m clear where we stand!

Fatty:
- My tender soul, crushed!
- Can my esteem fall any lower?
- Another crushing blow for Fatty.
- I’m gonna die of embarrassment!

Gloria:
- How disgrace defaces me!
- Let no one ever speak of this!

Gord:
- One day you’ll regret this!
- How… how could you?

Gordon:
- Why’d you do that to me?!
- It’s just a dream, a nightmare; you’ll wake up in bed. Oh god!
- This can’t be happening to me! Not me!
- I’m not a loser, I’m cool! Damn it!

Gurney:
- Jerk!
- You’ll finish!

Hal:
- That sucked!
- I can’t believe that just happened.

Ivan:
- I‘ll, I’ll report you! I will!
- Another day down the toilet for Ivan.
- Someone drop an anvil on my head.
- I wanna go home!

Jerry:
- You’ll regret that once I’m elected!
- Bulling me just makes you look even stupider.

Juri:
- (while crying) Haha… f-funny *sob* joke.
- Now I have to find someone weak to pick on to feel good again.

Justin:
- That wasn’t funny at all!
- I’ll remember this when you work for me!

Karen:
- *crying* It’s not fair!
- *crying* But why?!

Kirby:
- Oooooh man…
- Ooh, I can’t believe this!

Lance:
- Why do you do these things?! What’s going on inside of that head of yours?!
- You know I bet there’s something else going on with you. You don’t have to be a bully!
- Let me help you! Spend a few days chatting with me and you’ll feel so much better!
- I understand, you gotta take it out on me. Don’t worry, I won’t hold a grudge.

Lefty:
- You just don’t quit, do you?
- You better make sure I’m dead when you’re finished.

Leon:
- What is wrong with you?!
- Do you get off on this or something?

Lucky:
- You dumb S.O.B.! You’re a dead man!
- This is gonna come back around, pal!

Luis:
- You’re gonna pay for this!
- Come on, I get the message, alright?!

Melody:
- I won’t tell anyone, just please leave me alone!
- I’m sorry, I’m sorry, just let me be!

Melvin:
- Will this ever end?!
- I. Hate. That. Jerk!
- I’ll never do your homework again!
- You have no code of honor!

Norton:
- Aw, I wish I could say that this has never happened before!
- Have you been working out?!

Omar:
- (while whining) What’s wrong with you, guy? *cry*
- W-Wha… what’s goin’ on?

Otto: I can’t believe you did that to me!

Parker:
- Did I ever do anything to you?
- You’ll regret this one day!

Peanut:
- Y-You think you’re so cool, but you’re just pig (?).
- You’re gonna be sorry when Johnny finds out.

Pedro:
- Mama, why do you keep me here?
- Why can’t you just kill me and get it over with?
- I’m emotionally scarred now!

Ray:
- Wow, that never stops hurting.
- Please, I’ll do anything you want! Just leave me alone!

Ricky:
- Yeah, that was real cool! You’re such a jerk, ya know that?
- Real big of you. Seriously man, get a life.

Russell:
- Russell need to shed single tear!
- Russell feel so used!

Sheldon:
- Oh yeah, very funny!
- Just wait, I’m gonna tell Dr. Crabblesnitch!
- I thought we were friends!
- That’s three days in a row!

Tad:
- I-I’m sorry! I’ll be good!
- I’ll never do it again dad!

Thad:
- Stop!
- It’s no fair!
- Please stop!
- This is cruel and unusual (?) punishment.

Tom:
- I can’t ever let that happen again.
- Never thought I’d see the day… I got what was coming to me.

Trevor:
- Thank. God!
- I don’t get it; I never bother anyone!
- I’m not gonna rat on you; just leave!

Troy: I promise I hate those maggots! For real!

Vance:
- Don’t let the chicks see me like this!
- This is so SO not cool!

Wade:
- I ain’t gonna forget! I’m never forgettin’! I’ll get you back in front of the whole school!
- That sucked, man! Seriously, that was the worst!

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Auditory Experiences / Knocked out quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:52:25 PM »
Thanks to Mike_W for the first 8 quotes, and major props to Red Blaster, who did almost everything else.


Dr. Watts: "Ohh, I hope Edna doesn't find meeee..."
Wade: "Aww, bullcrap. That was cheap...cheap...!"
Troy: "Ugh, tell my dad I'm, nah, nevermind...."
Jerry: "I'm bleeding for Christ's sake!"
Officer Morrison: "Ohhh, my best bra is ruined!"
Ozzie: "Ughh...touch...downnn!"
Eunice: "Oh, you....heartless...*sobs*"
Norton: "So you can fight...you're still a tool."

Abby:
- I don't think I can get up...
- There GOES my knee again...
- I think my doctor is right...I...I AM getting too old for this...
- I would've won if it wasn't for my cataracts.
- Just give me my medication and...I will be all right...ugh.
- I can't feel my legs...*whimper*

Algie:
- I want my mommy.
- Mommy...where are you?
- I wanna go home...
- Why does this always...happen to me?
- I think I broke something...everything.
- You're just a big bully.

Angie:
- You may be tough now...but you'll come to a baaaad end...
- I hope you go to prison...
- *Cough* That REALLY hurt...
- I wanna go hooome...

Bambillo:
- Ohhh...how did that kid...beat me??
- I need to stop...hitting...patients.
- *Moan* Wherre am III?
- I think I might need medical...ahhh-attention...

Beatrice:
- *Pained wail followed by crying*
- WHY is the world against me?
- I can't die...I have to go to med school...
- I'm not a happy UNIT...*Sob*

Betty:
- SPARE me...
- You animal...
- Please...let me die with dignity...
- I never thought I'd go like this...
- Just go away...just go!
- I hope you're proud of yourself...UGH!

Betty:
- Ohhh...you S.O.B...you'll get yours! Ugh...
- Ohh, nooo...I can't give up!
- You cheated!...ugh...you BASTARD you cheated...
- This is...not what I expected...
- Ohhh, no...don't take me...not yet!
- Ohh...it's really overrr, ughh...

Bif:
- I need my nanny!
- This isn't over by a long shot!
- My dad is so gonna fire yours!
- Ohh, mommy...!
- You may have beaten me...but I'm still rich!
- Doesn't mean anything...there was no title on the line...

Bo:
- Errrghh, NOOOO....!
- Not now, I'm too young...!
- Eeergghh....
- I won't forget this!
- Nooooo...
- You son of a...!

Bob:
- Ughhh...I'm never gonna hear the end of this...ugh!
- Ugh...you shouldn't've done that...ugh...
- Argh I need to rethink this wrestling stuff...ugh...
- *Sob* I just want to be loved...and HELD with strong arms...
- Winning is the only way my dad will think I'm a man...
- Ughh...I think you cheap-shotted me...ugh...I think...

Brandy:
- Call a doctor...
- Somebody help me...
- It's all over for me...
- I can't go onn...
- There's no fight...left in me...
- Crap.

Breckindale:
- mm-Protect my shares...
- Eeh...someone...bury my treasure! *groan*
- Bring me...my...convertible...eeh...
- WWhere's...where's my tapper?...*groan*
- ehh-My yacht has run aground...ehh...
- Mmm...Change the state tax...

Bryce:
- The fighting machine is out of gas...
- Uhh, guess my training failed me.
- The fight...machine is out of order...
- You-beat-my expensive training.

Bubas:
- Uh, I'm broken...BROKEN! *Pant*
- Where's the brugada? WHERE?! *Pant cough*
- I'm washed up...*Cough*...no one...*Cough*..nothing...! *Cough*
- Ahh...what good does a family do now? *Cough*
- Ehh...I'm just another old man now...ohhh...uh...
- Ahh...I used to big...BIG! *Pant* Look at me now...

Buckingham:
- Once again...I fail...
- The WORLD is out to get me!
- THAT...WASN'T FAIR!
- That shouldn't of happened at all...!
- I'm gonna sue somebody for this...
- I think I broke my...chin or something...

Bucky:
- Ohhh, my duodenum is ruptured...ohoo...
- Ohhhh, I think I need an AMBULANCE...ohh!
- OWWW!...Granny's gonna be so angry!
- Ohhh, I won't forGET this...EVER!
- Oh, I'm so sore...so cold...
- Nothing ever goes my wayy...oh...

Bum Santa:
- Elves! My -inaudible- (sounds like Hose)...why have you forsaken me?
- I think I'll just lie down here and have a little nap then...
- All right...that's enough...you win.
- Ugh, way to go, kid...you just killed Christmas...
- I don't really feel like scrappin' anymore...

Burton:
- *Pant* That ain't fair!
- MOOMMYY!
- Somebody get the nurse!
- My hernia's ruptured!
- Aw, man...that's rotten.
- Get a doctor! It's an emergency...!

Carmichael:
- Help mee...!
- This...really hurts...
- My suit...ruined...
- I think...I'm..bleeding!
- That wasn't very niccee...aaahh...
- You nasty fellow...

Carvin:
- I am NOT doing well...
- Ohh...I feel baaaad.....
- Thiiiis is no good...
- I am feeling very weak...
- I WANT MYY boooks!!
- I am tired nowww...!

Casey:
- I gotta train harder...
- I can't believe you beat me!
- Coach better not hear about this!
- How did that happen...?
- I'm gonna miss practice tomorrow...!
- He had to be cheating!

Castillo:
- Aarrgh, my wife's gonna kill me..!
- At least now I get to spend the night at the hospital...oh...
- I see a light! I'm FREE...of my marriage, of my kid...thank you!
- These bruises don't even COMPARE to my mental anguish...
- I'm so tired of the world...of my life...
- Ughh, at least if I go I get out of my debts...

Chad:
- Call my daddy...call my lawyer...
- Is my face okay...? Oh geez...
- Oh man, am I dying? Is this it...?
- (Groan) Aaahhhh...
- Oh...a hundred dollars for an aspirin, please.
- Ugh, my tummy...my TUMMY...

Christy:
- I'm finished...uhh...
- What will everyone say...?
- Please don't tell anyone...
- Wake me up when school is over!

Chuck:
- Uhh...Oh Jay-zus...ohho...*Scottish accent*
- Ahh...you beat me...ohh damn ye...ohh...
- Ughh...it's over now...ohhh...
- Uhh...tell my wife...I love her...uhhh....
- Ohhhhhh, nooooooo...
- Uhhh...that's it then...uhhh

Clint (aka Henry):
- Uhh, live fast...die young...ohh...
- Ehh...okay...I...let you win...
- Ehh...that...all you...got...ehh...
- Eh...let me just...*pant*...catch my breath...
- Ohh...somebody...get me a cold beer...
- Stinkin'...no good...uhh...
- Uuurrrrghhh...

Constantinos:
- I...want...to die...
- I...hate you...
- Everything hurts...
- Ughhhh...I can't TAKE IT anyMOOOREEE....
- Why did you do that...?
- You'll..regret this...one day...

Cornelius:
- The end is in sight...
- I can see a bright light...
- God help me...
- Ohhhhh...that hurts...
- I'm...in...pain...
- WHYYYYYYYYY?!!

Crabblesnitch:
- It is a difficult calling...
- It hurts ME, more than it hurts YOU...
- This...goes on your permanent...record.
- I'll fix you yet...
- I...just need a quick rest...
- CHILDREN today...

Crystal:
- I-I-I want some cotton candy...
- Send in the clowns...
- Step right up...step...right up.
- How old are you? Really?
- Sorry...you're not tall enough...
- Please, dad...win me a stuffed animal...

Damon:
- This is so embarrassing...
- Okay...that actually hurt.
- I hope coach doesn't find out about this...
- When I heal up, you are so dead...
- You bested me...? Enjoy it while it lasts...
- There goes my scholarship...

Dan:
- Ughh...my head...
- Ohhh...crap...*Cough**Cough*
- Don't let anybody see me like this...ugh...
- Uhh...I can...ugh...take it.
- This really hurts...uhhh...
- Ohhh...that hurts...

Danvers:
- Dr. Crabblesnitch...where are you?
- This is...shocking...
- How could you?
- I need...the doctor...
- Discipline is completely gone...
- Something must...be...done.

Davis:
- Okay...okay...stop...
- I'll get revenge!...I swear it...
- Aaaaargh, DAMN YOU...!
- I'm finished...I hate you...
- Egh...didn't think...I'd lose.
- *Cough* ugh...it's over...

Denny:
- Uhhhhh...Why did you have to kick my...apadravya...!
- Arrgh...you ripped off my NIPPLE ring!...umm...uh...
- Oh...not cool man! Not cool! Ugh...
- Hu-! I-It's okay...I was out of line...ohh...
- Ugh...what does a ruptured spleen feel like?! Ahh...ohh...

Derby:
- Oh no! The father will have to sue for this...
- Mmhm...my lawyers will have to cover this up for me...
- Ah...fighting won't be good on my record...
- Harringtons don't lose...that-was-a-draw...
- Ughh...I'm still more handsome than you...
- This doesn't change anything...I'm still rich...you're still poor...ow...

Donald:
- Oww...my TEETH...aghh...
- Mm-m-mooommyyyy...
- GGGGet away from meee....ohh...
- Uhh-I-I give up...moron....
- Uhh, I didn't...deserve that...
- I should've just run away.

Doolin:
- I got nothin' left to give!
- You got me! I've had it...
- All right, my check (?) is up...I did it!
- Some life I've had.
- YYYEP...sure got my butt handed to me.
- I shoulda' given ya the roundhouse kick!

Dorsey:
- Carney life is hell...
- The others will avenge me...
- I'm gonna get you for this...!
- How did I just get beat up?!
- Ugh...no respect for carnies I tell ya...
- Why'd you have to go do that?

Duncan:
- Ohhh...*Cough*...that SUCKED...
- Uhh...where is...everybody learning to fight all of a sudden...?
- Uhh...this hurts me...more than it hurts...
- Wow...that's a lot of pain...
- (Slowly) Who saw that coming?
- I can't believe, I got beat by him...

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Auditory Experiences / Stealing a bike quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:39:35 PM »
Mike_W did the first four...

Trent: "Gimme that!"
Bucky: "I'm spreading my wings, branching out! I! Am not! A nerd!"
Ethan: "I think I'll take that off your hands."
Fatty: "Official game master business!"

Algie:
- I didn’t mean it!
- I didn’t wanna do it!

Bif:
- Gimme your bike, loser!
- The rich get richer.

Bo:
- I must have that bike!
- I’m sorry, but I need your vehicle!

Bryce:
- You deprived scum, get off that bike!
- This bike is for bluebloods only!

Bucky:
- Come on, Bucky, you can do this! Take no prisoners!
- I’m spreading my wings; branching out. I! Am not! A nerd!

Casey:
- Give it up, dweeb!
- Nice bike!

Chad:
- Important popular kid business. Off!
- Sweet bike! How ‘bout a test drive?

Clint:
- Hey kid! Lemme see that bike!
- Today is your unlucky day.

Constantinos:
- I really need this bike!
- Someone just stole my bike!

Cornelius:
- I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Please don’t hit me for doing this!
- I really need your bike; I promise I’ll bring it right back!

Damon:
- Gimme your bike, punk! I’m cross training today!
- This my bike now, sucka.

Dan:
- I need this more than you do!
- Hey, you better gimme that bike. I play football for the school, ya’know.

Davis:
- Hey punk! Get off my new bike!
- Yo, you with the bike! Don’t move a muscle!

Donald:
- Can I borrow that?
- Property is theft, friend.

Duncan:
- Gimme your bike!
- Let me borrow your bike!

Ethan: I think you’ll be handing that to me!

Fatty: Time to take action!

Gord:
- Excuse me! I need to barrow that.
- Don’t mind me, but I need your bike.

Gordon:
- Sorry, sucker, but you don’t deserve that bike; I do!
- Nice bike. Now it’s mine!

Gurney:
- You don’t need that!
- Yo’ bike is my bike.

Hal:
- Gimme the bike you skinny little runt!
- Maybe if you were bigger you can stop me.

Ivan:
- Time to share.
- Gimme that bike!

Jerry:
- I really need this bike, but I don’t have time to explain the reason why.
- That’s mine, isn’t it?

Jimmy:
- Get off that bike.
- I’ll take that.
- Take a walk.
- Get off of that.
- Get lost, sucker.
- Scram!
- That’s mine.
- Need a bike.
- You just got bike jacked.
- Don’t worry. I won’t scratch it.
- Gotta borrow this for a while.
- Walking’s good for you.
- I need that.
- Sorry buddy.
- Need a ride.
- Just gimme the bike.
- You’ll get it back later.
- Can I borrow this?
- Excuse me.
- Forgive me.
- Gimme that.
- Move!
- Off the bike. Now.
- Don’t make this any uglier.
- Sorry about that.
- Sorry, but I need this.
- Can I use your bike?
- Gimme that, now!
- Eat it!
- Mine!
- You don’t need that.
- I like your ride.
- Don’t worry!
- Just relax!
- Just chill.
- Take a rest.
- Sorry. Need your bike.
- That’s my bike.
- Sweet bike!
- Nice wheels.
- I’m takin’ your bike.
- I’m takin’ this bike.
- Gotta use it.
- It’s okay. I’ll bring it back.
- I appreciate this.
- Thanks for the bike!
- Thanks for lending me your bike.
- Gotta borrow this.
- I need a bike.
- I’m sorry, were you using that?
- Learn to ride.
- Look out!
- Look where you’re going.

Juri:
- Ha! I’m going to take your bike! Heh!
- Haha, try to stopping me!

Justin:
- Look out, peon!
- I need that!

Kirby:
- Move it, wimp!
- That’s mine, wimp!

Lance:
- I hate to admit it, but I’m starved for attention.
- Sorry pal. I need to take that bike from you.

Lefty:
- Hey nice bike, I’ll take it!
- Hi, I’d like an upgrade to your bike!

Leon:
- I need your bike!
- Gimme that!

Lucky:
- I’m takin’ this whether you like it or not.
- This is mine now. Get used to it.

Luis:
- Time to get off!
- I’ll take this one.
- You don’t need a bike, loser.
- Go jump off a cliff or somethin‘.

Melvin:
- Pardon me, for I need your trusty steed!
- Hey! Gimme back my bike!

Norton:
- Get off it!
- You don’t deserve this bike!

Omar:
- Your ride is my ride now!
- Gimme that bike!

Otto:
- Gimme that bike, you dumb kid!
- Grr, you better gimme that bike!

Parker:
- You won’t be needing that!
- That’s my bike!

Peanut:
- That’s my ride, loser.
- What are you doing with my bike?

Pedro:
- MIIINE!
- GIVE MEEEE!

Ray:
- I want to take this! …but please, don’t hit me!
- Look at me! I’m stealing a bike like a cool kid! Now you’re the loser.

Ricky:
- I can’t watch you trash her anymore. I’ll put grease is places you never knew existed.
- Sorry, sucker! Me and my wrench got a date with your ride.
- You don’t deserve to ride this beauty!

Russell:
- Russell take, and not give back!
- Your bike belong to Russell!

Sheldon:
- I want my bike back!
- That’s my bike!

Tad:
- You don’t deserve that bike!
- I should have that bike!

Thad:
- I shall confiscate that bicycle!
- I hereby relieve you from that bicycle.

Tom:
- Hey. I want that bike. I want it!
- I deserve that bike, and I’m gonna get it.

Trent: Nice bike, dorkwad.

Trevor:
- I need to borrow this! I’ll give it back, I swear!
- I need your bike for a sec.

Troy:
- My bike!
- Give me!

Vance:
- Oh, cut out! (kiddo?) I need that!
- Hey kid. Let me see that!

Wade:
- Thanks for the bike, chump!
- Haha! Have fun walking!

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Auditory Experiences / Has bike stolen from quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:37:58 PM »
Mike_W did the first two...


Trent: "Consider yourself dead, SNOTBAG!"
Fatty: "Gremlin thief, gremlin thief!"

Algie:
- You’re so mean!
- I hope I didn’t scratch my glasses…

Bif:
- How dare you!
- For once in your life could one of you savages not steal?

Bo:
- You just signed your death warrant!
- I won’t take this lying down, you know!

Bryce:
- I’ll just buy another one, scumbag!
- I was going to throw it away anyway!

Bucky:
- Oh, come on! My granny bought me that bike when I was six!
- I think you broke one of my watches. NO ONE BREAKS MY WATCHES!

Casey:
- Whoa, dude!
- I’m gonna get you, thief!

Chad:
- Drop dead!
- If I got stains on my khakis, man…

Clint:
- Wait, I’m the neighborhood bike thief!
- Get off my bike, pipsqueak!

Constantinos:
- Do you want my sweater as well while you’re at it?!
- That’s the second time today! Can’t you people buy your own bikes?!

Cornelius:
- You mustn’t do that, it’s my bicycle!
- Unhand my bicycle this instant! …please?

Damon:
- That’s your ass!
- Nobody steal my bike!

Dan:
- Hey, you can’t steal my bike!
- What are you doing?!

Davis:
- When my boys hear about this, you’re not even gonna be able to ride that stupid bike!
- You just signed your death warrant, you little SNOTBALL!

Donald:
- Aah, that’s mine!
- That’s illegal, pig!
- You can’t do that!
- That’s like, armed robbery pal!
- You’ll end up in prison!
- I hope you crash and die!

Duncan:
- Ow, that was mine you jerk!
- Gimme my bike back!

Ethan:
- More training, that’s all I need!
- Do you think you can beat me?

Fatty: No! My faithful steed!

Gord:
- Buy your own bike!
- My daddy’s gonna sue you!

Gordon:
- What the heck! I was about to do a 360 back flip, you jerk!
- Hey, you can’t do this to me! I’m gonna tell on you!

Gurney:
- What do you think you’re doing?!
- You’re gonna be sorry!

Hal:
- That was my bike you skinny little maggot!
- Come on! That was mine!

Ivan:
- Yeah, don’t mind me! Idiot.
- And my clothes get dirty. Thanks.

Jerry:
- But I’m training for the Olympics!
- You can’t do that to me! Do you know who I am?!

Jimmy:
- That’s my bike, you twinkie!
- What’s your problem?!
- Get back here!
- You did not just do that!
- Alright, that’s it!
- That did not just happen!
- What are you doing with my bike?!
- Do you wanna die?!
- You think that’s funny?!
- You’re gonna regret that.
- You got some nerve to do that!
- That’s my bike!
- Very funny.
- That’s my move!
- You think you’re original?
- You know who you’re jacking, kid?
- I will make you very sorry for that!
- You want a war, kid?
- That was a dumb move, friend.
- You better not be stealing my bike, moron!
- I need that bike, idiot!
- You can’t rob me, idiot!
- You gotta be kiddin’ me! Jacked by you?
- You think you can just rob me and I’ll take it?
- I don’t have time for this nonsense!
- You think you’ll get away with that?
- That was not a good idea!
- That’s a junk bike anyway!
- Did you just do that? For real?
- That’s my bike, buddy!
- Hey! Get back here!
- Who do you think you are?!
- You really wanna mess with me?
- Are you outta your mind?
- Hey, I’m not supposed to be the victim!
- You can’t take my bike!
- Stop that!
- Alright, now you’re pissin’ me off.
- Um, I was riding that bike?
- What’s your problem?!
- That was not fun(ny?).
- What do you think you’re doing, dumbass?!
- You just jacked my bike for real?
- Um. I kinda needed that.
- Uh, I was kinda ridin’ that.
- That was not very nice.
- You really want me to beat you, don’t you?
- That was not a good idea!
- You think I’ll let you get away with that?
- You better apologize right now!
- You’re makin’ me angry!
- You don’t do that to me!

Juri:
- Ah! How did you do that?!
- That was pretty good. Now you die.

Justin:
- That’s my property!
- My dad paid good money for that!

Kirby:
- I’ll be back, wimp!
- Lucky shot!

Lance:
- What is this? An attempt to make yourself feel superior to me?
- Why you being so chate? This doesn’t make you cool!

Lefty:
- Crap! It took me forever to break the lock on that bike!
- I just stole that bike!
- Yo, this school is gettin’ too dangerous.
- Why don’t they have self-destruct on those things?

Leon:
- I can’t wait to drive an SUV instead.
- I wish they had ejector seats on the bikes.

Lucky:
- Ho ho… you’re so dead!
- You just signed your own death warrant pal!

Luis:
- Hey, what are you doin’?!
- Nobody touches my bike!
- Bring my damn bike back!

Melvin:
- Hey!
- Not fair!

Norton:
- Not cool! I stole that bike fair and square!
- Hey that’s mine-! Well, not really mine but I was usin’ it!

Omar:
- THAT SUCKED!
- Ow! My tushie!

Otto:
- Hey punk! You better run!
- I just stole that bike!

Parker:
- Stop! Criminal!
- That’s my bike!

Peanut:
- You are so dead!
- Johnny…!

Pedro:
- MAMA!
- Give it back!

Ray:
- Oh brother!
- Why me? I’m cool; I read books!

Ricky:
- Don’t do it man! You don’t know how to ride it!
- That’s my ride man, my life! I can’t lose her, she’s all I got left!
- Aw, man! I was just about to lube her up! Her chainstay manual’s snapping! Aw, freak!

Russell:
- Blood. Boiling!
- That’s Russell’s bike!

Sheldon:
- Aw geez, not again!
- You know. You’re not allowed to do that!

Tad:
- No, it’s mine! It’s mine!
- Come on, it’s my bike!

Thad:
- Stop! Thief!
- Help! Theft in progress!

Tom:
- Ooh, you’re so dead!
- What the hell are you thinking?!

Trent: You know who I am?!

Trevor:
- You coulda just asked for it!
- Hey, that’s my bike!

Troy:
- (half growling) I’m angry!
- AAAAAHHHH!!

Vance:
- Whoa! Don’t have a cow!
- Will you watch the hair?!

Wade:
- What’s the deal?! You got a death wish?!
- Oh my god, I’m gonna bash your friggin’ face into the ground!

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Auditory Experiences / Stink bomb quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:22:53 PM »
Kudos to Mike_W and Red Blaster for doing a ton of these.


Trent: "Aww, that stinks like your mom!"
Trent: "Who cut the cheese?"
Troy: "I-need-shower!"
Troy: "I must have farted....or something!"
Tom: "Aww, who ripped that cheeser?"
Tom: "Aww, why don't you just say it? You think I stink, right?"
Ethan: "Wahh, what IS that?"
Ethan: "This is a ninja tactic, aww man."
Davis: "Ohh, ack...cough!-cough!"
Davis: "Uggh, oh, that smell is just WRONG!"
Wade: "Oh, hahaha, stink bombs ROCK!"
Wade: "Eww man, I'm gonna blow chunks!"

Fatty: "Uggh, that stinks worse than me!"
Melvin: "Oh God! I think I'm gonna puke!"
Melvin: "Sweet Christmas, that stinks!"
Cornelius: "Quick! Evacuate the area! Someone's unleashed the putrid stench of HELL!"
Cornelius: "aww, that smells bad!"

Peanut: "Smells like the boy's locker room after basketball!"
Peanut: "Who blew up a jock strap, blah!"
Lefty: "Blah, wahh!"
Ricky: "Oh man, did Lefty let one rip or what?"
Ricky: "Oh God, that's worse than Edna's breath!"
Hal: "Oh man, that stinks!"
Hal: "That smells like old people and whale's(?) butt-hole!"
Vance: "come on man, hold it in!"

Damon: "Oh...disgusting...it smells like a hot tub full of jockstraps and baby diapers."
Dan: "Who grunted? Hahaha!"
Casey: "I think I'm gonna wretch!"

Gordon: "I'm gonna puke, ble-blah!"
Ray: "I think it's burning my nose hairs!"
Trevor: "cough, cough!, that is BAD!"
Lance: "Aww...who died in here? GOD!..."

Bob - *Cough* Aw man...it smells like Ted's jockstrap...not that I've smelt it before, because I haven't.
Dan - Hahahahaha...dude, did you fart? Hahahahaha.
Derby - *Cough* Come on...who did it? GROW UP! Sheesh...
Wade - Hahahahaha, STINK BOMBS ROCK!
Wade - Pheewww, man, I'm gonna spray chunks! Nasty!....Hahahahaha.
Watts - *Cough* I recognize that *cough* compound...
Watts - *Cough* Benzyl...Bromide *Cough*
Ivan - Aww, who squeezed the weasel?
Theo - Aggghhh...stinks...stinky!! Friggin' REEKS!!
Luis - Dude...that smells like Juri's armpits or something...
Karl - What a vile smell...WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?!!
Max - Disgusting...but...effective.
Maria - Whoooo....who squeezed the cheddar?
McInnis - Whhooooooweeee that's some thick stench!
Mihailovich - Ooohhhhh my poor nose.
Mr. Oh - Oh, dis' smells worse than a dumpster.
Mr. Oh - *Cough* Who is eating durian?
Gary - Geez, Jimmy, you stink!
Gary - Ugh! Take a bath, Jimmy!
Pete - Ow, Jimmy...you stink!
Moratti - That smell *Cough* Oh boy! *Cough* What is it?!
Edna - Whatever that smell is...it's giving me some recipe ideas.
Edna - Mmm...what is that appetizing scent?
Galloway - It's just like a trench in...*Cough* Flander's Field.
Galloway - What a *Cough* ghastly smell.
Jerry - Did you know that stink bombs only work in the Northern Hemisphere?
Hattrick - Aww, awww...it's an old factory assault (?)!
Burton - That's revolting! Call the police!
Bryce - Take a bath you blue collar dirtballs!
Bubas - Ahhh, another accident? That's the third time today! No wonder the family left me...

Algernon:
- I think I might get…! *cough* Asthma! *coughing and gagging*
- I think I’m gonna- *cough/gag* puke!
Beatrice: Stink bomb must be one of the most underestimated weapons! Ugh.
Bucky:
- *coughing * Ew, gross! Oh man!
- That is nasty! *coughing* Worse than grandma’s feet!
Donald:
- Chemical warfare is illegal!
- That really stinks.
Earnest:
- *coughs* What compound *cough* is that?!
- I think I made that! Ironic, isn’t it? *coughs*
Fatty: Who found my cologne?
Melvin: Oh god! I think I’m gonna puke!
Thad:
- *coughing and gagging* Disgusting!
- *coughing and gagging* This smell is too much!

Russell:
- *coughs* My nose! My nose!
- No smell good! *coughs*

Bif:
- Ugh, smells like a zombie abortion in here!
- I gotta get out of here!
Bryce: Filthy stinking indigents with their stinking filth!
Chad:
- Smells like *coughs* poor people.
- Ugh. What is this? Cow cutter? Get me out of here!
Gord:
- Aw, what an awful stench!
- Oh my! It smells like… like poor people!
Derby: *coughing* That is absolutely revolting! *coughs*
Justin:
- *coughing*
- That stinks like *cough* greaser.
Parker:
- That smells horrible!
- What *coughs* is that?! *coughs*
Pinky: I think I might get sick.
Tad:
- Ugh, little baby smell!
- It’s too much!

Johnny:
- Oh man! *coughs*
- *cough* Whoa! *cough* That reeks!
Lefty: What a *cough* reek!
Lola: That reeks!
Lucky:
- This is horrible! Ugh!
- *coughing* Who the hell would do this?!
Norton:
- *coughs* What’s that smell? *coughs*
- *coughs* I gotta get out of here! *coughs*
Vance: *coughs* Aw, that’s brutal! *coughs*


Bo:
- Oooh! What is that stench?!
- *gagging* I gotta get out of here! *gags*
Casey:
- Oh man, that stinks!
- I think I’m gonna retch!
Damon: Who the hell did this?
Dan: Hahahaha, who grunted? Hahaha.
Juri:
- *coughs* That smells like *coughs* nerd!
- What a hideous *coughs* smell!
Kirby:
- Oh man, who laid one?!
- What is that?! Ugh!
Luis:
- *coughs* Man that *coughs* that stinks.
- Dude, that smells like Juri’s armpits or something.
Mandy: *coughing* Oh my god! *coughs*
Ted:
- P.U.! Flag on the play!
- Personal foul; B.O., 15 yards!

Angie: *coughs* Yuck!
Christy: *coughs* This is so much worse than I heard.
Constantinos:
- I hate stink bombs!
- That’s not funny, it just smells!
Eunice: Ugh, what is that smell?!
Gloria: The musky odor of stink fills the air!
Gordon:
- This is disgusting! Who let that rip?! Oh man!
- I’m gonna puke! *gag*
Ivan: Toxic! Ugh!
Karen: *coughing*
Lance: (in disgust) Aw…! Aw…! *cough* Aw!
Melody:
- I never get used to the smell!
- I have to get out of here!
Pedro:
- *cough* Oh mama, it smells!
- *cough* I’m scared! *cough*
Peter: Very mature. Stink bombs…
Ray:
- I think I’m going to throw up!
- I think it’s burning my nose hairs!
Sheldon:
- *cough* I think I might throw up! *coughs and gags*
- Ugh, it really stinks!
Trevor:
- *cough* Oh, that is bad!
- *coughs* It’s making my eyes water!

Clint:
- *cough* Dude! That is not right!
- Ewww, who let the dogs out?!
Duncan:
- *cough* This smells!
- I’m gonna hurl!
Edgar:
- Ugh! *coughing* Ugh…
- Ugh, that’s rotten!
Gurney:
- *cough* Oh no! *cough*
- Ugh, I have like, three dates tonight!
Jerry: That is a seriously bad smell!
Leon:  
- *cough* That’s rotten!
- That’s *cough* awful!
Omar  
- *cough* Someone lit my puke on fire!
- *cough* Flaming sewage!
Otto:
- Aw, that stinks!
- That’s rotten!
Zoe: That’s *cough* rancid!

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Auditory Experiences / Errand request quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 10:03:49 PM »
First comes the "please help me" dialogue and then the request itself (if the character has any).

Algernon:
- I really really really need some help!
- Come ooon, help me out here! Please?
Beatrice:
- I may need your assistance here.
Bucky:
- I need you to help me out, Jim.
- Listen, it’d be cool if you could do me a favor.
- I want you to spray perfume in the jock’s lockers. Then everyone will think they’re a bunch of girls!
Cornelius:
- Jimmy, can you help with something at all?
- Jimmy, could I possibly ask you to help me?
Donald:
- Will you help me Jimmy? It’s important.
- Um Jimmy, could I ask your help?
Earnest:
- Jimmy, my amigo! I need your aid!
- I require your assistance.
Fatty:
- Could you help me Jimmy? Please?
- Jimmy, I need your help!
Melvin:
- I could really use your help for this!
- I need you to do me this favor.
Thad:
- May I ask you for assistance?
- Perhaps you can help me.

Davis:
- Hey, I’m gonna need your help Hopkins.
- Okay. I need you to help me out.
Ethan:
- Look, I need your help, Jim!
- Jim, you gotta help me out.
Russell:
- Russell need your help.
- You need to help Russell.
Tom:
- I need your help. It’s that simple.
- Okay, I’m gonna need a favor.
Trent:
- Okay, hotshot. Time to help out the Trent-man.
- Listen, you gotta help me on this!
Troy:
- I need your help, Hopkins.
- Hopkins, help me out.
Wade:
- I need your help, Jim, seriously.
- Yo, Jimbo. I got a job only you can get done.

Bif:
- I need you to do me a solid.
- Could you help me out for a sec?
Bryce:
- I have a task for you. See if you’re prep material.
- You want to impress a prep? I’ve got a job for you.
Chad:
- Want a popularity boost? Then help me out.
- Hey. Willing to help out a dear friend?
Derby:
- Hey Jim, I need a ruffian like you.
- I could use you, Jim. How about it?
Gord:
- Hopkins old pal, would you mind helping me out a bit?
- Hopkins, you old chum, Gord needs you to do something for him!
Justin:
- Hopkins, I’m frightfully in need of your help.
- Jimmy, I need you to do me a favor.
- Here! Throw these eggs at someone. Then you’ll be cool.
- Figures this dump would be out of proper paper. Be a good man and fetch me some!
- Go show those paupers what you think of them! Go on!
- Paying you to harass poor people makes me feel good about myself!
- Somebody needs to write some mean-spirited graffiti in New Coventry. Heh, not me obviously. They’d beat me up!
- I bet you can’t beat my swimming record. You just don’t have the poise.
- It’s been awhile since someone egged the girls' dorm. I’d do it myself but I prefer to hire a peon!
Parker:
- Um, Hopkins, I could really use your assistance.
- Hopkins, do you think you might help me out with something?
Pinky:
- Jimmy Hopkins… I need your help.
Tad:
- Jimmy, I could use a friend like you to help me out.
- Jim, I need a man I can trust here.

Hal:
- I really could use your help on this slim.
- I need a favor buddy.
Johnny:
- Hey Jimmy, my man, can you help me out?
- I need your help, kid.
Lefty:
- Jimmy my man, I need your help.
- Dude, can you do something for me?
Lola:
- Listen honey, I need your help.
Lucky:
- Look, I hate to ask but I need your help, man.
- I really need you to help me man.
- Come on, get me some paper or something! Help me out here!
Norton:
- I need you to help me out with this.
- I need this taken care of immediately if not sooner.
Peanut:
- You wanna score some points with me and Johnny?
- Johnny’ll like it if you help me out.
Ricky:
- Jim, I need your help with something.
- I could use a hand, Hopkins.
Vance:
- ‘Eyy! Can you help me with something?
- I need some help, okay big man?
- Hey man, can you get me some TP? It’s a bit of an emergency.
- Bikes is where it’s at. Go send a message to that car driving scum.

Bo:
- Jim, I need a favor from you.
- I’m gonna need your help, Hopkins.
Casey:
- Hey Jimmy! Think you can help me out?
- Jimmy, buddy! I need your help!
- Someone needs to send those preps a message. Tag up their part of town. Can ya do it?
- If you wanna be part of the cool kids, you gotta stuff losers into garbage cans.
- Hey Jimmy! How fast can you stuff losers into lockers?
Damon:
- I need a small favor.
- I could really use your help.
Dan:
- Jimmy, I really need your help with this.
- Hey Jimmy, can you give me a hand with something?
Juri:
- Jimmy, I, uh, need your help.
- Jimmy… you must help me.
Kirby:
- Okay Hopkins, I’m gonna give you a chance to impress me.
- You wanna get on my good side? Help me out.
Luis:
- Hey Jimmy. I need you to do something.
- Hey Jimmy, uh, you think you can do me a favor?
Mandy:
- Hey Jimmy, do you think you can help me with something?
Ted:
- Dude, I need you on the team.

Angie:
- Jimmy, um… *giggles* would you please help me?
Christy:
- Can you help me please? Just like for a second.
- Hey Jimmy, I need to get back to the girls' dorm. Would you please walk me home?
- I need to go back to the motel, but I don’t want to go alone. Would you please walk me there?
- Jimmy, won’t you walk with me awhile?
- I have to go to the store, but I’m bored. Won’t you walk me there?
- Would you be a dear and walk me to the store? That’d be just super.
- I total have to go somewhere, but I don’t want to walk alone. Will you please walk with me?
Constantinos:
- Do you think you could give me a hand?
- It’d be really cool if you could help me.
- I’m sick of those bullies harassing me all the time! I’ll pay you if you beat a bunch of them up.
- You know what would be cool? If you egged the girls' dorm. Come on, do it!
- There’s this girl you see, and I want to put some chocolate in her locker. Will you do it?
- I heard you’re the locker stuffing champion. Wanna prove it?
Eunice:
- I-I need your help, okay?
Gary:
- Jimmy, I’m gonna need a favor.
- Hey James, you gotta help me out!
Gloria:
- Help your fellow Bullworth academia!
- I hear you’re mechanically apt, but I’m not sure I believe it. Care to prove me wrong?
- I’ll get straight to the point: I wish to show my affection to someone by placing a gift in their locker. Can you help?
- I have to run an errand. Would you accompany me and make sure I’m not accosted?
- I need a cavalier to ensure I get to my destination without being bothered. Will you be him?
Gordon:
- Hey! I gotta job for you. Perfect for your type!
- Listen Jimmy, I need a favor and I think you’d be great at getting it done.
Ivan:
- Hey, help a fellow student out here!
- Jimmy, I need your help.
Karen:
- Do you think maybe you’d please help me?
- One of those stupid bullies kidnapped my teddy bear. Will you get it back?
- Help me, I’m lost! Please take me back!
- I have to get something at the nerd store but I’m afraid of the nerds! Will you take me there?
- I’m doing a project at the police station, but I’m not sure where it is. Will you help me?
- Everyone’s putting chocolate in everyone’s locker, and I want to do it too! But I don’t know how to pick the lock. Will you help?
- Is it true you’re the best locker stuffer at the academy? I’m not sure I believe you.
- Why don’t you throw snowballs at everyone? Come on, it’ll convince everyone you’re really tough.
- Someone keeps egging our dorm. I think it’s time someone egged the boys' dorm.
Lance:
- Uh, hey! I got a favor to ask you.
- Hey man. I wanted to see if you’d do something for me.
Melody:
- Would you mind giving me a hand?
- Casey keeps being mean to me! Ooo, I wanna get him. Will you put this sign on his back?
- I’m embarrassed to ask, but I wanna put chocolate in someone’s locker. Will you please do it for me?
- Whenever I go to the library the nerds are mean to me! Will you walk me there and make sure I’m okay?
- There’s a tennis club somewhere near here but I can’t find it. Can you show me where it is?
- I promised Mandy I’d pick her up some new stockings. Will you go with me to the store?
- Will you please get me back to school, PLEASE? I’m scared!
Pedro:
- Can you help me, sir?
- Sir, please help!
- I don’t like rich people! I’ll pay you to wreck Harrington house.
- Someone told me you were afraid to smash up gravestones. Is that true?
- Have you ever been to a sunken pirate ship? I bet there’s something cool out there.
- Bet you there’s a treasure on those islands by the pirate ship. Why don’t you go check it out?
- I told everyone you can beat Casey’s locker stuffing record. You think you can?
- How many kids can you stuff into garbage cans really fast? Not very many, I bet.
Peter:
- Jimmy, I really need your help!
- Jimmy, you gotta help me.
- Help!
- Can you give me a hand?
Ray:
- It would really help me out if you gave me a hand.
- If you could help me with this that would be awesome.
Sheldon:
- Um, excuse me, would you help me, please?
- You’re me friend, right? I need help!
- I wanna throw in the toilet, but I’m afraid to get caught. You’re not afraid of getting caught, are you?
Trevor:
- Hey, question for you, Jimmy.
- If you have a second I could really use your help.

Edward:
- Jimmy, you wanna get on a prefect’s good side?
- Jimmy, wanna serve Bullworth to the fullest?
Karl:
- Right now Hopkins, I need you to do something for me.
- Hopkins, I need your assistance with a certain matter.
Max:
- Hopkins, I require your assistance.
- You have to do something for me, Hopkins.
- Get me some toilet paper! And don’t tell anybody about this!
Seth:
- Hopkins, I need your help.
- Hopkins, you better help me!

Clint:
- Jimmy! Just the guy I need to see.
- You wanna help out a close friend, kid?
Duncan:
- I totally need you to do this favor for me.
- If you do this for me, we’re square.
Edgar:
- I don’t like asking, but I need your help.
- Alright, I need you to do something for me.
Gurney:
- I need you to do something.
- I won’t beat you up for awhile if you help me out.
Jerry:
- Hey kid, can you help me out?
- I actually kind of need your help.
Leon:   
- I need you to do something for me, dude.
- Hey buddy, think you can help me out?
Omar 
- Jim! You could really help me out here!
- If you do me a solid, I won’t forget it, man!
Otto:
- So, I need your help.
- You’ll help, won’t you?
- If you wanna be cool, you gotta prove it and smash some cars!
- I’m starting a tagging campaign and I want you to help me. You in?
- Those greasers are a bunch of stuck-up idiots. Go egg some of them for me, okay?
- Let’s have some fun with these water balloons. See how many people you can hit with them, okay?
Zoe:
- Jimmy, I need your help!

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Auditory Experiences / Tattoo reaction quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:48:48 PM »
Algernon: Why would you get a tattoo?
Beatrice: Are you trying to make up for the lack of masculinity and brains by getting a tattoo? Because it’s really working.
Bucky: You get any hepatitis with that tattoo?
Cornelius: What a beastly tattoo!
Donald: That tattoo will look great when you’re fifty.
Fatty: Oh. How rebellious of you, Jimmy.
Melvin: Please tell me you didn’t pay for that!
Thad: Look, words from the black death!
* I’m not 100% sure what Thad is saying. Words? Wards?

Davis: That’s a badass tattoo!
Ethan: Whoa! You got a tattoo? Sweet!
Russell: Tattoo make you though, like Russell!
Tom: Whoa! You got a tattoo! Sweet!
Trent: Sweet tattoo! Where ya get that?
Troy: Hey. Like your ink.
Wade: Is that a new tat? Sweet!

Bif: Ooo, a tattoo! How original.
Bryce: Typical pauper tattoo; in poor taste.
Chad: Nice tattoo. How middle-class.
Gord: A tattoo. How very criminal looking.
Justin: Don’t let the townies tattoo you ever again!
Parker: Tattoos are so… so working-class!
Pinky: Tattoos are disgusting!
Tad: That tattoo is going to look real great when you’re fifty, you dink!

Hal: That’s a cool tattoo, bro.
Lefty: Got some kill ink I see.
Lola: I can’t believe you actually got that tattoo.
Lucky: Whoa ho ho! That’s a sweet tattoo!
Norton: Cool tat! My chick's got that same one- I didn’t mean it like that. That tattoo is cool, I swear.
Peanut: Hey, new ink? Wicked.
Ricky: Is that tat real? Whoa, that’s rad!
Vance: Sweeeet tattoo, Jimmy! Rockin’ and rollin’!

Mandy: Tattoos are for social rejects. Perfect for you!
 * No other jocks have any audio files that I know of. I fired up my game, got tattooed, and went to see if they had anything to say, but I got nothing. Does anybody else get a response from them?

Angie: My mom says tattoos are for criminals!
Christy: I heard you had a really ugly tattoo. Wow!
Constantinos: You think that tattoo makes you look cool?
Eunice: What is that dirt all over your arm?
Gloria: A drunken Shanghai sailor would love that tattoo!
Gordon: Is that a tattoo or did you spill ink on yourself?
Ivan: Wow. That tattoo would go great with the mustache.
Karen: Tattoos are so lame.
Lance: You do that tattoo yourself?
Melody: Really, a tattoo? Isn’t that a little too nineties? Next you’ll be growing a goatee.
Pedro: That tattoo won’t look good when you’re a grandfather, sir.
Ray: Why would you want that on you for the rest of your life?
Sheldon: Dr. Crabblesnitch says tattoos indicate criminality!
Trevor: That tattoo looks awful!

Clint: Sweet tat, Jimmy!
Duncan: Your ink looks pretty cool!
Gurney: That’s some serious tats!
Jerry: That tattoo is cool! It’s such a real statement about the you-ness of being you!
Leon: Hey! Another killer tattoo, my friend!
Omar: Heeeey, that’s a great tattoo!
Otto: Dude, love the new ink!
Zoe: Man, that’s some bad ink you got there.

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Auditory Experiences / Fire alarm quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:40:38 PM »
Algernon: Is it a real fire? Oh, I’m scared!
Beatrice: Let us get down on the ground! There’s more oxygen down there!
Bucky: Great! Someone pulled the fire alarm to get out of that stinkin’ test again!
Cornelius: Ah! Fire! Everybody proceed to the nearest fire exits!
Donald: The fire alarm? How ingenious.
Earnest: Why does this always happen when I’m working on something interesting?
Fatty: Yeah, snack break!
Melvin: Not again!
Thad: Fire! We must escape the flames!

Davis: Fire! Fire! No more school! Wooo!
Ethan: Holy crap! A fire! A fire!
Russell: Gruh? Who make noise?
Tom: Screw classes, whoever pulled that is my hero! Yeah!
Trent: Music to my ears!
Troy: The terrorists are here!
Wade: Yeah, fire alarm! No class!

Bif: Saved by the bell!
Bryce: The scummy masses are rioting!
Chad: Great. Another sweaty crowded cattle call.
Derby: Which immature ninny did it this time?
Gord: Another alarm? How tedious.
Justin: Oh good, a diversion.
Parker: I’m sure it’s another fake.
Pinky: Why does it have to be so loud?
Tad: Oh, darn!

Hal: Great! I could use a smoke.
Johnny: Guess I better go outside.
Lefty: Wasn’t me.
Lola: I bet you it isn’t even a real fire. How boring.
Lucky: Whoa! Fire! Fire!
Norton: Look’s like this is my chance to make a break for it.
Peanut: Johnny, a fire!
Ricky: Hahaha! Fire! Fire! I wonder who pulled it this time?
Vance: Smoke break!

Bo: What the heck!
Casey: I hope the school burns down!
Damon: Awesome!
Dan: Damn it! Not again!
Juri: What is that sound?
Kirby: Cool, a fire!
Luis: Haha, fire alarm.
Mandy: Is this school like, really on fire?
Ted: Hut, hut! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let‘s go!

Angie: Why do they always do this?
Christy: I heard somebody was planning on setting off the alarm.
Constantinos: Who set that alarm off?
Eunice: Aaaah! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Gary: I hope someone is burning!
Gloria: My goodness! A spontaneous combustion!
Gordon: Yeah, haha! Hi-five for whoever pulled that!
Ivan: Ugh, someone hit the snooze button.
Karen: I don’t mind a little break.
Lance: Who’s trying to be cool? Who pulled that crap? … oh well, guess it got me out of a test.
Melody: Could we go a month without some juvenile prank, please?
Pedro: Fire! Mama, fire!
Pete: I hope it’s a real fire. We can go home.
Ray: Oh my! A fire!
Sheldon: Someone pulled the fire alarm!
Trevor: If you keep doing this we are never going to react if there’s a real fire!

Clint: Haha! FIRE!
Duncan: Woo! Fire! Woo!
Edgar: We're all gonna die!
Gurney: Wow, that wasn’t me!
Jerry: Crap, I’m deaf.
Leon: Finally, something happens.
Omar: Sounds like a party!
Otto: Time to run!
Zoe: Wasn’t me!

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Auditory Experiences / Swirlie quotes (pre-dunk and post-dunk)
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:35:06 PM »
Much love to Red Blaster, who did all of these amazing quotes.

(Name)
(3 pre-dunk)
(3 post-dunk)

Algie:
- PLEASE DON'T! I'M AFRAID OF GERMS...!
- Please no!! I'll have nightmares!
- Oh god! Please do not put my head in there!
- *Cries* That was...MEEAAN!! *Cries*
- You've scarred me for life...you know that?! *Cries*
- As if I wasn't scared enough of toilets already...*Cries*

Bif:
- Please! NO! There's still a turd in there!
- STOP IT! I give up!!
- I'll give you anything you want...please don't put my head in there!
- I think that toilet needs to be cleaned.
- That wasn't at ALL refreshing...
- I thought when I got big this wouldn't happen anymore...

Bo:
- Wait...wait, wait, I'll get you anything you want! Money, women, anything!
- Don't do this, you'll regret it!
- I'M WARNING YOU!
- Why did I come to this stinkin' school, I just wanna be QB, that's all!
- Damn it all to hell! I feel like a piece of dirt right now...
- I can't believe this! I thought I was cool...

Bryce:
- LET GO YOU DIRTY BEGGAR!
- Get your indigent hands off me!
- You can't do this, I'm a prep!
- Ughh, now they're gonna call me the poophead prep.
- Ohh, the others are going to ostracize me now.
- Ohh, they'll never let me in the Harrington House again.

Bucky:
- Oh, no! Please! NO! AAAAAARRRGGHH!!
- NOT TODAAAYY! Pleeasse, show mercyyyy...
- This isn't right! Why do you always pick on the neeeerrds?!
- WHY...ME?! Ohh, god, I hate this school!
- OF COURSE this happened to me...Jeez Louise...
- Lordy loo, what did I do to deserve this!

Casey:
- No man! Don't do it!
- COME ON, BUDDY!
- You do this and I'm gonna KILL you!
- You're brutal...!
- That tasted AWFUL.
- I already washed my face today.

Chad:
- You expect me...to go down THERE?!
- Is it too late for a bribe?
- I don't do toilets, okay?
- PLEASE! Don't tell anyone about this.
- Pft...Cold! I feel so cold!
- So many germs...all over my epidermis.

Clint:
- WAIT! Let's talk about this...
- No WAY my head's goin' in there...!
- Are you NUTS?!
- *Sniff* *Stutter* I got pee up my nose!
- I think I got something in my mouth...
- I'm...I'm...speechless...

Constantinos:
- I know life sucks but don't take it out on me!
- I really, really hate you!
- This is really going to improve your life?!
- AS USUAL, I get picked on.
- They could've flushed it first...
- I got something in my ear...

Cornelius:
- NO! NO! I'll do anything!
- NONONO please NOOOO!
- No! Please! Not in the toilet! Please! No, don't!
- Eww, that was so unhygienic, think of all the possible infections, I'm gonna die...
- I can feel the nasty bacteria seeping in through my skin...
- *Sob* I want my mommy...

Damon:
- PLEASE! Noo! I'm allergic to other people's poop! *The way he says 'poop' is hilarious.*
- Come on, man, don't do this!
- Maybe you can use a different toilet, this one looks FILTHY!
- I'm surprised my head fit in there.
- You're gonna wish you never did that to me...
- I think I lost a contact!

Dan:
- Don't you freakin' dare, man!
- Just don't do it, okay?!
- You CAN'T do this to me!
- Well...that hasn't happened for a few years...
- Aww, that was so disgusting.
- I can't believe that just happened to me...

Davis:
- NONONONOO!
- PLEAAASE! NOO!
- STOP, STOP IT!
- I'm the tormentor...how could I let this happen to myself?
- I will never...ever let this happen to me AGAIN...
- Oh, one day I'll get you Jimmy...ONE DAY!

Donald:
- DON'T! NOT THE PAN!
- I'm allergic to toilet water...
- Please let me go! PLEASE!
- I should have my stomach pumped...
- That's revolting...
- I think I might've swallowed something...

Duncan:
- DON'T DO THIS! I cut myself shaving, and the wound could get infected!
- Please don't, I can't swim! Please!
- Oh god, no! NO!
- Aww, I'm definitely gonna get a cold or something...UGH!
- Uhh, eh...*gurgle**cough* it's awful...
- Uh...*gurgle**cough* at least I got a bath today. *The way he gurgles and coughs in both quotes is funny*

Ethan:
- WAIT! I-I SAID WAIT!
- What do you want?! Anything! ANYTHING!
- This is not sanitary! Please! PLEEAASSE!
- Aaargh! This is what I've become?!
- They don't teach you about THIS in the dojo...!
- I can suck it up...*whimper* for now...

Fatty:
- PLEAASSE! It's dark down there!
- The horror! THE HORROR!
- I already washed my face today, PLEASE!
- I can't complain...the water tasted like lemonade.
- The bitter...wet taste of humiliation.
- Oh, Fatty! What've you gotten yourself into?

Gord:
- My daddy will destroy your daddy if you DON'T LET ME GO!
- Please, please, please DON'T MAKE ME BEG!
- Please don't, I'm wearing a VERY expensive shirt...
- Why did this have to happen to me...?
- I got toilet water on my aquaberry sweater...
- WHY did they let brutes like him in...?

Gordon (I love bullying him):
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?!
- I'll do anything! Just don't do it! DON'T DO IT!
- I'll tutor you...give you bike lessons...whatever! Just don't do it! NOOO!
- AAAAAAAAH! I'm gonna have to shave my head now...
- Aaaargh! I'm gonna need some disinfectant anti-bacterial soap and some chewing gum...
- Aahh, this is sooo humiliating, ugh....

Gurney:
- Don't do it! I'll do anything!
- Stop it! You'll regret it!
- How much do you want?!
- Oh...I'm a loser!
- Who am I?!
- I'm done...*sob*

Hal:
- (Crying) I swear I've learned my lesson...please...don't do this...!
- Oh god, I think the toilet is clogged!
- Please, man, DON'T DO IT!
- I smell like POOP.
- Ugh, I think the toilet was clogged.
- I don't think I'll EVER feel clean again.

Ivan:
- Great porcelain spirit, forgive his sins...
- Wait! Let me hold my breath!
- Hey wait! It's dark down there...
- At least the water was fresh...
- There goes the last shred of my dignity.
- Please...don't PEE on me.

Jerry:
- NO! PLEASE!
- It wasn't me, you've got the wrong guy!
- You can't do this to me! My IQ's over 200!
- Ever since my pop left...everything's gone wrong.
- Only the smartest kids get swirlied...
- *Cries* Now I smell like piss...

Juri:
- Ah-ah-ah...I'm allergic to toilet water!
- Ah...Ah...nonono! I'm not on the swim team!
- PLEASE DON'T! I'll do ANYTHING...! (overused line)
- This is disgusting...*Cries*
- What kind of sick pervert are you?!
- My shirt got all wet too?! *Cries*

Justin:
- Are the greasers putting you up to this?!
- Come on, Hopkins, don't do this to me!
- (Crying) I'm sorry for all the things I ever did...please let me go...
- You enjoyed that way too much!
- God I feel sick!
- Actually, I think that might be good for my skin...

Kirby:
- BUT I'M NUMBER TWO ON THE TEAM! I'M NUMBER TWO!
- The guys are gonna destroy you for this!
- YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE, LOSER!
- How could this have happened...?
- But I was number two on the team...
- I can't let anyone see me like this...

Lance:
- Oh...here we go!
- This is going to be horrid...
- You-are-so-primitive.
- Awww...the toils of Bullworth.
- Well...this is my fate, I suppose.
- My parents would be appalled.

Lefty:
- Get offa' me you sicko!
- You are sick!
- Come on, man, you gonna ruin my hair!
- Aargh! I got (?) my pomade all clumped up!
- Ew! I got grease in my eye!
- That totally ruined my hair, jerk!!

Leon:
- Oh, no! That's too disgusting! Even for you!
- You wouldn't! YOU WOULD'NT!
- You're so dead, man! DEAD!
- Oh my god! At least my life can't hit a lower point.
- Oh my god! Things can only get better from here.
- Oh my god! That's not at all what I wanted to happen today.

Lucky:
- No! NO! NO! NOOOO!
- NOT THE HAIR!
- Don't do this! COME ON! Please!
- I've gotta do something about this...
- I feel...like such...a sucker.
- This...is not...over.

Luis:
- STOP IT! STOOOOOOP IT! STOP!
- COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF!
- You don't wanna do this, PLEASE!
- Just kill me...somebody.
- I'm sooo done.
- So humiliating.

Melvin:
- PLEAAAASE! DON'T DO THIS!
- Whatever I own, you can have it, just DON'T...DO THIS!
- Oh my god! I HOPE THAT'S A CANDY BAR!
- Uggh...it's salty!
- YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!
- Ughh...that was disgusting...!

Norton:
- DON'T DO THIS MAN!
- I'll give you anything you want, m-my jacket, my bike, my chick...!
- There's something in there, PLEASE DON'T!
- Lesson learned, message received, I won't mess with you anymore...
- Please close the door on your way out, I don't want anybody to see me like this...
- I smell like pee

Omar:
- You're gonna be sorry if you do this!
- Oh! C'mon! Don't! I ate sloppy joes last night!
- Get offa' me!!
- Pagh, *Muffled gibberish* GOD TITS, NOT THE...*End muffled gibberish*...THIS TOWN SUCKS!!
- Awgh! Egh! I AM SOOO GONNA GET REVENGE!
- Yugh! Ugh! This means war...

Otto:
- NO! LISTEN! I'll do anything!
- GET OFF ME! Just get off me, okay?!
- I HATE YOU!
- I gotta get out of here...
- That sucks so much...
- What're you lookin' at?! You want me to do it to you?

Parker:
- CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT IT?!
- Pleeease, don't do this!
- Please don't, I-I might catch something!
- Please don't tell anyone you did this...
- I feel awful...

Peanut:
- Johnny! JOHNNY!
- Get off me you big bully!
- Pick on someone your own size...!
- Ughh...ug-Johnny! Lola...!
- Not faairr!
- Pick on someone your own size...never...never...

Pedro:
- Oh, come on, I just ate!
- But I'm not thirsty!
- Please, find someone ELSE!
- Mama...help meee...
- Why don't they just DROWN me...
- Mmm...that doesn't taste that bad actually...

Ray:
- YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS! We're friends...!
- PLEASE! I just brushed my teeth!
- Oh god, that smells...!
- This feels so disgusting...
- I hope that smell is from my pants...
- Yup...that's what I thought it would taste like...ughhhh....

Ricky:
- No wait! Not again! NO WAY!
- Don't do it! You'll regret this! SOMEDAY you will!
- This isn't right...don't flush it! I'll fix your bike, come on!
- I hate this school...I hate toilets!
- I think Vance just let one go in there...UGH, I just tasted VANCE?!!
- Friggin' figures...nothing goes right...no one ever takes me seriously, DAMN IT!

Russell:
- RUSSELL SCARED OF DARK PLACES!
- RUSSELL CAN'T GET WATER IN EAR!
- NOO! IT SMELLS LIKE BUTT DOWN THERE!
- Russell...feel so alone...
- Russell...feel like little girl...
- This is worst day...of Russell's life... *His voice is quivering in all the post-dunk quotes. He's also the only leader with dunk quotes*

Sheldon:
- GOSH, Jimmy, can't we just talk about this?!
- Ms. Danvers says toilets are unsanitary!
- Okay Jimmy, very funny, now PLEASE let me go...
- That didn't taste very good...
- I don't think I'll tell anyone about this...
- I can't wait until I'M big enough to do this to someone...

Tad:
- NOO! It smells!
- Stop! Stop or I'll drown!
- You'll KILL me down there!
- Look Dad! I go potty! I GO POTTY!
- But I'm trained now! I don't...need a diaper...
- Take the diaper off my head, Daddy...

Thad:
- OOOOHHH, PLEATHE DON'T!
- STOP IT! THITH ITH DISGUTHTING!
- ANYTHING BUT THE THWIRLIE!
- *Cries* Thith ith tho embarathing...*Sob*
- How could I thow my fathe again?
- *Cries* How much sharper than a therpent's tooth... *Cries*

Tom:
- Who told you to do this to me?! Huh?! HUH?!
- I HATE TOILETS! DON'T DO THIS!
- You're making a HUUUGE mistake! I'm not the one you want!
- You owe me now...'cause I let you do that so you'd look cool...you know?
- Remember this day...'cause someday this day is gonna make your day end badly.
- Stupid toilets...if they weren't here, this never would'a happened.

Trent:
- AAAH! IT'S DARK DOWN THERE!
- I got play practice in five minutes, STOOOP!!
- Watch the hair! THE HAIR!!
- My beautiful hair...!
- I'm gonna be a star...*Sniff* you'll see!
- DORKWAD! *Sniff*

Trevor:
- OHMYGOD, STOP IT, WHAT IS THAT IN THERE?!
- PLEASE! I LEARNED MY LESSON! STOOOOP!!
- IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THIS...JUST FLUSH FIRST!!
- I hate it when this happens...
- Now I have to take a shower...!
- I don't even know what was in there...ew...!

Troy:
- YOU BETTER NOT!
- I'm gonna get you for this!
- You are really making me sore!
- I can't let Russell smell me like this...
- So that's what a turd...tastes like.

Vance:
- WAIT! MY HAIR!
- IT STINKS DOWN THERE!
- This is gonna wreck my follicles!
- *Cries* My hair! *Cries*
- Aww *Sob* Now my hair smells like DOODIE! *Sob*
- Euugh! I got pee in my ears...

Wade:
- NO! NOOOOOOOO!
- DON'T DO IT! I'LL GET YOU BACK! NOOOOOO!
- Stop it, all right?! I'll do whatever you want!
- (Crying) That was disgusting....
- Aww, man...now everyone's gonna think I'm a loser...
- This is bull, man! Friggin' wimps...! Jeez...


Girls:
(Name)
(Two pre-dunk)
(One post-dunk)

Angie:
- YOU. CAN'T. DO. THAAAAT!!!
- *Cries*
- *Cough* I HATE YOU!! *Cough*

Beatrice:
- This is inhumane! Use an animal to do this! (All the more reason to swirlie you, bitch)
- My glasses...can I take my glasses off, PLEAASE?!
- I should get my head sanitized before I become ill...

Christy:
- WAIT!!!
- Wait! I'll tell you anything you wanna know!
- I HATE my life! I wanna move...

Eunice:
- NOOO! NOOO! DO NOT DO THIS!
- If you do this, I swear you'll regret it!
- Oh...people are so cruel...I hate all of them...I hate them!

Gloria:
- I'm not a student...OF BOWEL MOVEMENTS!
- NO!!! Please!!! The shame is inseparable!
- There's...a LESSON...in such torment...*Cry*

Karen:
- Oh PLEASE!! PLEASE, PLEASE...!!
- NONONONONONONOOO!!
- *Cry* WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! *Cry*

Lola:
- Come on! Please don't!
- Johnny's gonna kill you!
- Why'd you do that to me?!

Mandy:
- OMGOMGOMG...!!
- PLEASE, PLEASE...PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!!
- OH MY GOOD, I HOPE YOU DIE!!

Melody:
- PLEASE! DON'T! I'll do anything you want!!
- *Sob* DON'T! THIS IS SO GROSS!
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Pinky:
*No pre-dunk quotes*
- You're a sick...evil...psycho...creep...

Zoe:
- You're not gonna break me!!
- WOULD YOU GET ON WITH IT?!
- Yeah, okay...you happy now?!

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Auditory Experiences / Money demand quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:29:06 PM »
Kudos to Mike_W for doing a majority of the bullies' quotes, as well as a quote from Ricky, Peanut, and Vance.


Trent: "You're parents are loaded, right?"
Trent: "Your pockets, empty them!"
Trent: "A little late on your protection payment, Hopkins."
Wade: "If you don't hand over your money right now, I'll rip your friggin' ears off!"
Wade: "I'll rip your tiny little sack off if you don't hand over your wallet right now!"
Wade: "Alright Jimbo, give me your cash-before I get mad!"
Tom: "Just hand it over man, I'm not in the mood."
Troy: "Give me your lunch money or get creamed."
Ethan: "Fists, or cash-which do you prefer?"
Ethan: "I'll give 'til 3, and then a tiger bite!"
Ethan: "Make it easy on yourself and just hand it over!"
Peanut: "I know you got some change for me in those rich pockets of yours."
Vance: "Pay up pip-squeak!"

Davis:
- Give me the money, Jim. No games!
- You know what I want. Hand it over and no problems.
- You don’t pay and you’ll be limping for a month!
Russell:
- You. Cash. NOW!
- Your money! All of it!
- Time to pay your Russell tax!
Tom:
- Gimme your money, or I take a whole lot more, kid!
- You got cash, I need cash. Don’t make it hard.
Troy:
- You better drop your change into my hand.
- I want your lunch money, or I’m gonna hit you so hard!

Bif:
- Pay up, punk.
- Gimme your lunch money or I’ll break your face!
- I’m either gonna eat lunch, or kick your ass. You decide which one I do.
Bryce:
- Give it, or else daily beatings from the preps!
- Pay me or I’ll make Bullworth hell for you!
- The preps demand tribute, plebeian.
Chad:
- The rich keep getting richer, Jimmy. Give it up.
- Basic economics, Jimmy. You supply to my demand.
- Greed is good, Jimmy. Hand it over.
Gord:
- You do want to contribute to the Harrington House fund, don’t you Hopkins?
- You’ll help me buy a new Aquaberry sweater, won’t you?
- I’ll make it simple for you: pay, or get hurt!
Justin:
- Hopkins, you better hand over some cash.
- You have to support your betters, Hopkins. Pay up.
- You better support the Harrington foundation. Cash only.
Parker:
- I’m... collecting for the Harrington House fund!
- Pay or suffer. Your choice.
- Time to pay the friendship fee!
Tad:
- Come on Jimmy, your buddies told me you’re loaded.
- I know you’ve got some greenbacks in there for me.
- Don’t make me shake all of that change out of your pockets, Jim.

Hal:
- I’m hungry. Give me some money!
- What are you doing walking around with cash when I need some?
- Do you think this fantastic body just happened? No. I had to eat. A lot. So give me a lot of money!
Lefty:
- Time for the friendship fee Hopkins.
- Protection money, or a beating. Your choice.
- Yo, alright. Pay up, Hopkins.
 * Not sure if that’s “yo” or “you‘re.”
Lucky:
- Give me your money or you don’t go home this summer.
- Okay. You gimme the cash and you live.
- You wanna bleed? If not, pay up.
Norton:
- I’m takin’ the old lady out and you’re buying.
- Fork over the cash, jerk.
- This is like a money pyramid, only I take all your money and I may or may not beat you.
Peanut:
- Listen. You’re gonna give me your money whether you like it or not.
- You don’t want me to go hungry, do ya?
Ricky:
- Jimbo! I could use a little cash flow. I guess I can always get Johnny after you if you can’t help me out.
- Jimmy, Jimmy Hop! Hand over your cash before every greaser around lays you out!
Vance:
- I need some hairspray! Pay up!
- Greenbacks. Now!

Bo:
- You give me your cash and you keep your teeth, Hopkins!
- Gimme the money or you’ll lose a whole lot more than your lunch.
- You wanna make it to your graduating class? Then you better pay up.
Casey:
- You’re gonna help me buy lunch.
- Pay up buddy.
- Hey buddy. Give me some money!
Damon:
- It’s my birthday, punk! Where’s my present?
- A growing boy needs his food. Where’s my money?
- You know everything you own is mine.
Dan:
- Look. Just give me some cash and I won’t have to destroy your face.
- So Hopkins, if you wanna survive at this school you better hand over some bucks.
- Gimme all your money or I’ll kick your ass!
Juri:
- You there, little Jimmy girl! Give me money!
- Pay me or suffer!
- You are weak so you must pay me.
Kirby:
- You better keep my fist from closing with cash.
- Your money keeps the pound cake away.
- I want all the cash you’ve got in those deep pockets, loser.
Luis:
- You are gonna pay up.
- I need money. Now.
- Jimmy. Pay up or suffer.

Clint:
- Time to get taxed, moneybags!
- I know rich kids like you got plenty of cash!
- I except bribes, punk! Big ones!
Duncan:
- Give me all your money, short stack.
- Guess who’s buying lunch today!
- Jimmy, gimme all your cash before I beat you like you stole my money!
Gurney:
- Gimme what you got!
- I’m gonna keep punching till you give me all your money!
- Gimme the money so I don’t have to finish you!
Jerry:
- Gimme your money, you school pupil boy.
- Pay up or get beaten up. You choose.
- Kid, give me your money right now.
Leon:   
- Cough up the cash. Now.
- Money. Now.
- Gimme the money, or get pummeled.
Omar
- I know you got change, and I want it!
- Gimme the money and I won’t beat you as much!
- I can hit you softer. If you give me your change!
Otto:
- Give me all your money!
- Dollars. Now. Give them to me!
- Either you give me your money or I take it from you.

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Auditory Experiences / Food fight quotes
« on: July 18, 2011, 09:22:58 PM »
Algernon: Oh! This’ll be fun!
Beatrice: No mercy for you!
Bucky: Hahaha! Food fight!
Cornelius: If you cannot desist from throwing your comestibles at me, I shall be forced to retaliate!
Donald: I guess I should participate.
Fatty: What a waste of tasty morsels! Oh well!
Melvin: FOOD FIGHT!
Thad: Two can play at this game!

Davis: Hahaha! Incoming!
Ethan: Haha! I’m getting in on this!
Russell: FOOD FIIIIIGHT!
Tom: Why does everyone pick on me?! That’s it! You’re all dead!
Trent: I was waiting for this moment!
Troy: Alright! Party time!
Wade: Hahaha! FOOOOD FIIIIIGHT!

Bif: You wanna go?! Feel the force of shepherd’s pie, bitches!
Bryce: You ruined my couture! That does it!
Chad: Oh, you want to get dirty? Let’s get dirty.
Gord: Think of the starving children! … Food fight!
Justin: This food is only fit for throwing!
Parker: Food fight!
Pinky: FOOD FIGHT!
Tad: Soup’s on, you losers!

Hal: Oh yeah, well take this!
Lefty: Yeah, food fight!
Lola: Oh yeah? We’ll see about that!
Lucky: Haha, it’s over. Pass the french-fries!
Norton: FOOD FIIIIGHT!
Peanut: I’ll give you some fast food, you jerks!
Ricky: That’s it, this is ON! You wanna mess with Ricky? You got it!
Vance: You got food in my hair!

Bo: Now you’re all dead! Food fight!
Casey: FOOD FIGHT!
Damon: Eat hot lunch!
Dan: Right, that does it! Here goes!
Juri: Ahahaha, maggot! Food fight!
Kirby: Okay, you want action? Fine!
Luis: This food is crap anyways!
Mandy: Bullworth food fight, let’s go!

Angie: Whooo! Better than eating this food anyway!
Christy: Game on!
Constantinos: Well, I can’t eat it now!
Eunice: Don’t waste all that food! Ah, screw it. Fight, fight.
Gloria: I’ve been baptized by battle! Take that!
Gordon: I’m gonna have my revenge! Eat this!
Ivan: You wanna go to war?
Karen: Come on! Food fight!
Lance: Aw, that’s it, screw restrain. Food fight!
Melody: You ruined my sweater! Take this, jerk!
Pedro: I like food fights!
Ray: Nobody’s getting out of here alive!
Sheldon: Is it allowed to have food fights?
Trevor: Here, take that!

Zoe: Someone’s hungry, huh?!

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