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Auditory Experiences / Character quotes
« on: February 04, 2010, 07:12:08 PM »
donald
after jimmy "cleans up" mandys poster

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Auditory Experiences / Character quotes
« on: January 25, 2010, 03:17:18 PM »
who said?

"I'M GONNA BREAK YOU!"

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Bully 1 Discussion / 200 things you have learnt from bully
« on: December 17, 2009, 03:06:57 PM »
323. At least two police officers think they're underpaid.

324. The bisexual boys/girls will attack anyone they see being kissed by jimmy, even if they belong to the same clique

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Auditory Experiences / Favourite Quotes from bully
« on: October 26, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »
Theo the orderly when attacked: "I've got balls of steel young man! STEEL!"

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Bully 1 Questions / Who is your favorite faculty member?
« on: September 29, 2009, 06:36:42 PM »
in panty raid he get's jimmy to steal the older girls's panties

what he did to zoe happened before jimmy arrived and was never explained

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Bully 1 Discussion / Your Favorite thing to do in Bully
« on: September 09, 2009, 05:58:26 PM »
two things
1 throw the rubberband ball at an adult/cop/prefect and quickly dive into a nearby bin

2 when someone asks for an errand i usually fire my catapult at their nuts instead of helping them

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Bully 1 Questions / new prefects
« on: August 19, 2009, 09:16:37 PM »
it is easily deduced that 3 of the current prefects were in a clique, seth, bullies. max, jocks. edward, preppies.

bearing that in mind who do you think would replace them after they graduate

i would say

davis (bullies) seems to be the most authoritive bully and will mostly target younger students.

chad (preppies) dosent seem to have any goals beyond bulworth, enjoys demeaning people and can take a bit of punishment

luis (jocks) betrayed his roots and seems to have some respect for education

gordon (non cliques) arrogant and makes excuses for himself

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Bully 1 Discussion / 200 things you have learnt from bully
« on: August 16, 2009, 06:58:01 PM »
181. Running only makes bif madder
182. Angie laughs when she is bullied
183. projectiles when thrown home in on crotches
184. jimmy can still wedgie people through thick winter jackets

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Bully 1 Discussion / Characters you hate.
« on: August 06, 2009, 08:58:14 PM »
there are a lot of them that i love to hate ie
hattrick, gary, mr martin and basically all the cops

but i really hate

dan: ginger ugly and his lines are crap
mrs peabody: ugly sexist and she stops me hanging out in the girls dorm
wade: all mouth and no muscle complains too much

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Bully 1 Discussion / 200 things you have learnt from bully
« on: July 31, 2009, 06:03:43 PM »
131. The police will commandeer vehicles in order to chase suspects
132. Peanut carries a penknife
133. The bisexual boys will attack girls if they kiss jimmy (even if they are in the same clique)

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Auditory Experiences / Favourite Quotes from bully
« on: November 19, 2008, 08:33:14 PM »
the prefects have some funny quotes if you knock them to the ground without them seeing you (ie throwing the rubber ball at them) and then hide
these include

max, "you're in hot water whoever you are" and "who just lashed out at the law"
seth "who disrespeted my authority"
edward "hitting a prefect is a major offence"

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hows about if u had

the bullworth six escaping to the spencer shipping warehouse
some townies see them entering
they then ask crabblesnitch to provide them with a large amount of money in return they will subdue and return the bullworth six
tad's dad hears of this and enforces his son to remedy the problem to stop his firm recieving bad publicity

take it from there

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damon, became a top flight footballer, then later an actor followed by an aquitted murderer and finally a convicted kidnapper

trent, moved to new york to become an actor, after failing this he tried to become a hustler with the help of an old school pal called constantinos

constantinos, developed a bad leg and a bad cough, moved to new york to become a con man, after failing this he tried to become a pimp with the help of an old school pal called trent

christy, became a model, did reality shows, had several kids with several fathers(one of whom is rumoured to be jimmy), is currently writing a tell all biography about her days at bulworth, her fathers shortcomings and her brothers suicide

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Bully 1 Questions / who has the best quotes for being
« on: September 24, 2008, 09:16:39 PM »
a. kicked in the nuts
b. hit by a stink bomb
c. swirlied
d. wedgied
e. knocked out

mines are

a. russell "Ho! Russell's secret place ohhh"
b. damon "Phew! smells like a hot dog full of jock straps and baby diapers"
c. vance "Ew! now my hair smells like doodie"
d. troy "So what if i'm confused... and i'm not"
e. kirby "please turn on the hot water, coach"

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Bully 1 Discussion / How To See Ms. Phillips Outside Of Battle
« on: August 15, 2008, 10:08:55 AM »
Quote from: Hopkins007;65344
alanmk5, what do you mean? What is S & S?


stockings and suspenders!!!

oh and red pants too

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