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Visual Experiences / If Jimmy was a...

« on: January 30, 2015, 12:04:23 PM »

If this seems more like a forum game to the mods, I have no problem with them moving it to the forum games. Here is how this works: Post a picture of Jimmy and how you think he would look if he was in a clique or a member of society, like a hobo or a working man.
I'll go first.
If the punks made it to the final release, this is what Jimmy would probably look like

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Bullworth Never Ending Story / To Live and Die in Liberty Character Revenge

« on: May 29, 2014, 04:54:01 PM »

As I was sitting in my lonely little room, watching Youtube on my friends laptop I borrowed when I felt that I wasn't alone. I quickly turned around and saw him, I knew it was Ricky. He looked exactly like I pictured him in my mind, and he was holding a large monkey wrench.

"Hey pal, I don't appreciate what your doing."

"That's too bad Ricky, why don't you leave my house, before I write you out of the story." I said in a threatening tone

"You won't be writing anymore when I'm done with you. You got nowhere to go, chicken shit" he said as he started slowly advancing on me.

I quickly opened up a drawer in my desk, and pulled out my weapon, a 45. Semi Automatic Pistol, and I also grabbed the clip next to it, sliding it in the gun and cocking the slide. He stopped dead in his tracks, and dropped his wrench.

"Down on your knees" I demanded

"Alright, alright, just please, dont kill me" Ricky pleaded

I gave Ricky a hard kick to the balls, and he fell on his stomach.

"Y-You're gonna pay for this, new writer" Ricky said nervously

"We'll see about that. Get out of here Ricky" I demanded

Just like that, he vanished into thin air. I was hoping that I would have problems like this, like the author of the main story. I sighed, putting my gun next to the laptop and sitting back down in my chair, continuing my video.

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Alpha / Beta Bully / ALPHA Bully

« on: May 08, 2014, 11:23:13 AM »

SWEGTA and yours truly had a long conversation on ecksbocks live, and came to a conclusion. Bully Alpha would have been fucking awesome, and it would have had the characters Tyler put on his website. Just imagine, you're creeping in the school, and those prefects catch you and corner you, I would shit my pants. It would have had Sid, and the Punks. Fatty would have his asscrack hanging out, and Johnny Vincent would be ugly. Earnest would have an ugly mullet with a fanny pack. Zoe would be...well....I'd rather not. There would probably be an entirely different game in Alpha. What do you think?

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Community Stories / The Bullworth Gaming Troubles

« on: May 05, 2014, 10:22:45 AM »

The new video game taking place in Bullworth had been released today, every student got it. It had singleplayer, and competitive multiplayer. Everyone had hopped right into Multiplayer, instead of playing the storyline. It was quite amusing to watch them run around ingame, trying to find out the controls. The dorm was packed, and every room had several TV's smuggled in. The prefects were trying to get in the dorm to beat everyone and take all the TV's and games, but the door was blocked off.

Jimmy had gotten into Multiplayer later than others, as he had done the first mission of the singleplayer campaign unlike everyone else, and had some understanding of the controls. His username was JimmyH. He spawned in a random dorm room, and walked out. He saw RUSSEL_WIN going crazy, jumping, and punching wildly, and then he stopped moving altogether, and he suddenly logged out and went offline. He looked to the left and saw Gary_Pwnz_Everyone beating the hell out of XxAlgieXx. He then realised just how awesome this game was, graphics were out of this world. You had a choice of several models, a normal student with a green vest, a fat Nerd, a huge Jock, a stocky Greaser, an average sized Prep, a short Bully, and a tall Dropout. Jimmy had the normal student, but he had pre-ordered the game and had a choice of a blue vest, which he took. Gary_Pwnz_Everyone kicked XxAlgieXx in the balls and he fell over, and poofed out of existence. Jimmy heard a high pitched squeal ingame, and forgot that you could use a headset with a mic to talk to people ingame. He grabbed his and turned it on, he had a nice wireless one.

Gary_Pwnz_Everyone ran up to Jimmy and started punching him. Jimmy used the counter attack he found out about playing the story, he caught Gary's arm and wrestled him to the ground, and was ready to rain down blows on him.

"Jimmy, please, let's work together." Gary begged.

"Fine, but if you try anything, and I mean ANYTHING on me, and it's bye-bye for you." Jimmy said to Gary as he let go and got up. "Let's go outside, see if we can find Pete." Jimmy said as he and Gary walked outside.

They heard a familiar voice, it was begging for anyone to help. They saw Peter_Puller being chased by Ted_Number_One, and Damon_4_Lyfe. Gary started laughing.

"You like Pete's name Jimmy, I made it just for him." Gary managed to say while still laughing. But Jimmy was already chasing after the two Jocks. and Gary joined in. After a few minutes, Pete was cornered in the parking lot, and Pete started punching at the Jocks wildly, as if he was mashing the button. He managed to knock out Damon, who simply said "What the fuck?"

Jimmy tackled Ted, and started raining down blows, and knocked out Ted. "Damnit Jimmy" Ted said as he was put into spectator mode. You had to wait a few minutes after being knocked out before respawning, and you could watch your friends. The three stood around for a while, before Gary had an awesome idea, to go into the Girls Dorm. Pete disagreed and just went in the run down school bus, and hid there. Jimmy was curious, and went along with Gary. They were stopped by TrentxTotallyxLikesxGirls, and XxFreshmanMerkerDavisXx. Trent tried to punch Jimmy but instead jumped at him, and Jimmy grabbed him and did a special move, which involved stuffing him in a garbage bin, kicking it down, and rolling it away. Gary just kept kicking Davis in the balls and laughed wildly at it.

Gary finished Davis and they made their way to the Girls Dorm, they walked in, and saw a bunch of girl characters fighting. Neither of them noticed the option to pick a girl. Dr_Beatrice was ripping out the hair of Hot_Girl_Mandy. Lovely_Lola was beating XPinksterX. TouchChickZoe was fighting Shy-Angie and SportyGirlKaren at the same time. CoolGirlMelody, SmartGloria, and XGossipXGirlX were wildly slapping at each other. Jimmy burst out laughing as he made his way out to avoid being caught up in it while Gary just stayed there.

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Community Stories / The Great Bullworth War

« on: April 29, 2014, 02:16:20 PM »

It was just a normal boring day at Bullworth Academy, or was it? All the staff, teachers, and prefects suddenly vanished into thin air. The gates shut and relocked and it didn't take long for all hell to break lose. The Academy was a battlefield and everyone was guarding their turf, and even built defenses. The bullies made a crude wall blocking the parking lot and Davis and Wade were on top of the wall with their slingshots. The nerds rebuilt the wall separating the football field and the observatory and they also took the walls on the path to the obersvatory and used them to build a wall blocking the library.

The preps used some old tables to block the doors to the Harrington House. The Jocks used a lot of sports equipment to build a wall blocking the path to the gym. The greasers had the best of all though, due to their access to tools and experience with building and fixing things. They build a huge wall blocking the entrance to the autoshop, and blocked the broken wall, and also made a big wall blocking the exit. Those walls could survive a lot of spuds and bottlerockets. The Non-cliques had use the chairs and poker table to block off the dorm.

This has been going on for 2 days now, everyone had some kind of weapon. The bullies needed to improve their wall, so they sent out Troy and Trent to look for any kind of junk that can be used. Ten minutes later Trent came running back, and yelled "NERDS INCOMING". He was shot down by a spud and Wade and Davis raised their slingshots towards the source of the shot. Bucky had saw the bullies snooping around and shot them both, and he came running around to see if there were any more. The two bullies shot Bucky down and helped Trent and found Troy. They also took the spudgun. They didn't notice Bucky using his walkie talkie to call for backup. Earnest gathered up everyone, but left Donald and Algie with bottlerocket launchers to guard the Library. The Nerd Army headed towards the parking lot.

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Community Stories / THE BIBLE OF JIMMY HOPKINS

« on: April 22, 2014, 01:43:41 PM »

Jimmy Hopkins was not having a good day, he was getting lectured by his parents on the ride to the new school, he was glad when he got dropped off and the car sped away. He was greeted by some woman who appeared to be in her late 20s to early 30s and she told the young man to see the headmaster in his office. He walked through the gates and they shut behind him to his dissapointment. He started walked towards the main bulding and several boys in white button up dress shirts and jeans started harrasing him, but he kept moving and ignored them.

He saw another one of those boys with the white shirts chasing a small child, he decided to follow. The young boy stopped after a while and the taller boy punched the child and sent him flying on his back, then several men in suits chased the boy down and the tallest one grabbed him by  the throat and wrestled him to the ground. He yelled at the boy and left him there. Young Hopkins finally decided to enter the main building.

He made his way to the office and was lectured by the headmaster, Dr. Crabblesnitch. He saw the obvious relationship between the headmaster and his secretary when she brought him his tea. The way she said his name made it clear. He found out than that the lady's name was Ms. Danvers. She told him to get his uniform on and he rolled his eyes and went. He was harrassed again by the boys in white shirts but he ignored them again. He made his way to the Boys Dorm and was stopped by those annoying bastards in white shirts.

The short redheaded boy challenged him, so Jimmy fought back. He easily beat the bitch but than some huge mental kid came out of the dorm and nearly took his head off. Some fat dude came and told them to break it up and yelled at Hopkins to put his uniform on. Jimmy rolled his eyes and walked into the dorm, and was greeted by some weird kid. He decided to be friendly and he grabbed a soda, he than walked into his dorm and changed into his uniform, untucking the shirt and messing up the collar. He sat on his bed for a bit thinking of what he did to deserve to go to this dump of a school.

Than some kid with a pink shirt walked in his room and greeted him, saying his name was Pete Kowalski, Then that weird kid came in and started harrasing Pete, Jimmy got annoyed at both of them and told them to get out his room. He looked around and found an old, but unused Journal in his room. He looked in his stuff and found one of his pens and began to write in the Journal on the First Page.

"Day 1: Got lectured by mom, stepfather, principle. Got harrased by shitheads in white shirts, won my first fight. Some retarded kid nearly took my head off and I got yelled at by some fat fucking asshole. Met some weird kid whose name I don't even know yet we're friends. Also met some shy kid who and I'm sure I'll be his only friend if I decide to play nice."

Jimmy had nothing else to write, so he closed his Journal and walked out of his room to go outside and explore the place.

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Alpha / Beta Bully / Beta People

« on: April 18, 2014, 03:03:28 PM »

Can anyone show me the Beta Character Floyd? I want to know what he looks like. The wiki doesn't have a picture of him. I also read something about an asylum character who doesn't appear in the game, does he have a model?

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Bullworth Experiences / Girlfriend Cheating Stories

« on: April 18, 2014, 01:39:36 PM »

Here's all the times I can remember my Girls cheating on me

-Angie kissing Dan
-Angie kissing Kirby
-Angie kissing Wade
-Angie kissing Ivan
-Angie kissing Lefty
-Christy kissing Wade
-Pinky kissing Gord
-Pinky kissing Tad
-Zoe kissing Tad
-Zoe kissing Davis
-Zoe kissing Ivan
-Zoe kissing Gordon
-Zoe kissing Dan
-Zoe kissing Lefty
-Zoe kissing CONSTANTINOS
By that time I had it with Zoe. It was that spot with the view of the carnival where cops never go, so I unloaded my spudgun into Constantino's groin. Then I used everything else I had on Zoe.

Post the times you saw your girls cheating on you.

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Bullworth Experiences / Not our finest moment

« on: April 10, 2014, 01:20:09 PM »

I had the coolest thing ever happen to me before. I had Russell and all the bullies after me, the greasers and preps chasing them, and I led them all to jocks turf, Damon shoulder barged bif and they fought, Dan did the same to a greaser, and then when the bullies were done it was real war. It was the coolest thing ever. After about 5 minutes of hearing "I'm gonna hit you til you love me" and "Come on hero, walk tall dontcha?" most of the time. The greasers somehow won, Norton and Ricky the only left, and barely. I foamed from my mouth at this badassery.

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Community Stories / The Great Bullworth Story

« on: April 08, 2014, 10:56:52 AM »

It was a normal day at Bullworth so far. Russell was standing at the parking lot like a tard, Earnest was chocking his chicken to some dirty magazines. The Nerds were trying to play Grottos and Gremlins while the bullies pelted them with rocks from their slingshots.

 Johnny was working on his bike while thinking of Lola while she was off putting out to some stranger. The greasers were going through cigarettes like candy while showing off their bikes and the preps were picking invisble lint off of their Aquaberry shirts and vests while practicing their fake English Accents. Derby was sitting on the couch in Harrington house with the TV on with a huge grin on his face and tears of joy swelling up in his eyes, he had the deed to the Aquaberry store.

 The Jocks were all training for football with Ted teaching them tactics. All the non-cliques were in a big group to avoid being picked on with Pete leading. The Townies were getting tattoos or picking on the locals while Edgar was training to get tougher. Jimmy and Zoe were on a date at the carnival and Gary was nowhere to be found as usual. But one person was missing, that person was nowhere at the school, but nobody noticed.

That person woke up on his crudely made bed in an abandoned area, yawning loudly and grabbing his eye drops. Sleeping with your eyes open really makes them dry. He had to get away to get a good sleep.

"Those dickheads will pay for everything they did to me. I'll get them expelled and humiliated in front of everyone." He said to himself. He wanted to get payback for all the things they did. He started to recall all the rude things the bullies did to him in his sleep.

 He's been sack tapped, his hand put in warm water so he pissed himself, a firecracker put in his ear, and farted in his face. Those seriously pissed him off, but they did one thing that crossed the line. They poured the contents of a stink bomb in his MOUTH. He still has the awful taste even though he's gulped down over a dozen sodas.

Fucking pricks, I wish I could just kill them all now, guess I gotta start small.
Just then he got a great idea, he looked for his his fake ID that listed his age as 21, he looked far from it, but if he took his uniform off and mess with his hair, going with his tired face he would appear to be in his 30s. So he found an old outfit in his belongings and grabbed his comb. He looked like a grown man, except he was short for a grown man. As he headed out he realised he forgot his ID. He picked it up, the name on it read

"Ivan Alexander"

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Community Stories / Much worse than a nightmare

« on: March 27, 2014, 12:16:01 PM »

stop reading this shit, go read the great bullworth story, i actually work on it

Jimmy Hopkins woke up on a Monday, he was bored and there wasn't a chance in hell of him going to Math Class. He was thinking of something to do, and he got an idea. He had never been in any other room in the dorm except for his. So he went to the room next door and slowly opened the door. What he saw would scar him for life. He saw Pedro, Constantinos, and Eunice on one bed, all fully naked. His face instantly turned Cherry Red and he felt very sick. The smell was awful in there. Eunice started to feel Diarrhea coming on and she turned and saw Jimmy. Out of shock, she released her shit, which went all over the place, mostly covering Pedro and Constantinos. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUT"  screamed Eunice. "Aw what the fuck? That's so nasty" yelled Constantinos. "Momma, I need a bath!" Said Pedro. Other people in the dorm heard the commotion and walked towards it thinking "What the fuck?". The first one to see was Gary, who quickly whipped out a digital camera and snapped a pic and ran away giggling. Others came and either vomited or burst out laughing. But Jimmy was just frozen in place. Constantinos tried to cover his junk but didn't do it well, he slammed the door and locked it. The 3 in the bedroom didn't know what to do, Eunice was crying, Constantinos was in complete shock, and Pedro was vomiting and crying for his mother. After a while the crowed went away but Jimmy was still frozen in place. To be continued... Maybe....

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Auditory Experiences / Top 5 Favorite bully Qoutes

« on: March 25, 2014, 11:31:29 AM »

5. "OOF, I'll never be able to piss again *groans*" -Jerry
4. "I think I broke Butt Bone" -Duncan
3. "OH BOY, NOT THE HOT SPOT" -Troy
2. "Later duder" -Duncan
1. "That's my bike you twinkie!" -Jimmy

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Introduce Yourself / Hello

« on: March 20, 2014, 11:54:52 AM »

I am Sphinx, I play bully way too much. I beat it on PS3, Wii, and Xbox. I have yet to get the PC version since I need to get a proper PC. I'm on my 10th Run of it, doing a 3 hit combo run this time. I'm also going for 100 percent on my main run on the 360. That last damn gnome is getting on my last nerve. Sneaky bastard...