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« on: February 22, 2015, 08:24:56 PM »
That’s pretty much it. I’ve still got to tie up a couple of loose ends with the non-clique students (Ray and Eunice never talk to anyone, seriously, it’s like they’re programmed to be losers) but apart from that, here’s to Bullworth’s outdated gossip.

1) Bullies:
Russell Northrop:
- Russell hopes to smash one hundred kids this semester.
- The nurse says Russell, have over-active glands.
- Russell help make Jimmy king!
- I kept him trapped in that locker for three days.
- You ever kick ball, through brick wall?
- I saw Mr. Galloway drink from little bottle, under bleachers.
- Mandy let me see her belly button.
- Russell is Bullworth champion!
- I can pick up nerds with one hand.
- I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudie club.
- I smashed a clown’s face at the carnival. Clowns scare me.
- I stepped in something gooey.
- You ever squeeze puppy, too hard?
- Most clothes don’t fit Russell. Russell husky.
- I hear Mr. Burton will smell like that for seven years.
- I saw the Nerds hanging out in the old observatory.
- I made him eat his chemistry project.
- Shoelaces confuse Russell.
- Russell always wanted to be dancer.
- I wish my parents would un-divorce.
- I fell from five flights, and I feel good.
- No one sell size seventeen shoe.
- Cats always scream when you pull their heads.
- I hit him so hard; he swallowed teeth.
- You ever get hit by tractor?
- You ever get face smashed in?
- Russell loves to smash things!
- The cafeteria food made me puke all night.
- I always break glass before milk gets to my lips.
- Puppy calendars make Russell sad, in a good way.

Davis White:
- So I’m sure you’ve heard; I’m the number one freshman tormentor in the HISTORY of the academy!
- One time I actually made a kid drop out; I think the little wimp still bums around town sometimes!
- This town’s a dump; we got hobos, Greasers and dropouts ALL over the d*mn place.
- There’s some new dumbass trying to be tough will Russell, won’t be so tough if Russell goes off on him.
- Man, I gotta go blow off some steam, go lock some brat in a locker or something. That should do it, hahaha.
- You ever give a kid a swirly?
- I don’t care if some new wimp comes in here strutting his stuff. He’s a punk and he’s a dork, period.
- Y'know something’s wrong when the freshmen start fightin' back; we didn’t do that in the old days!
- I hear Lola is too timin' her man Johnny Vincent, what girl would wanna date a dirt bag like that?
- That wine-o Galloway hasn’t been around for a while; he’s nothing but an old drunk.
- So if some nasty chick wants to get with me, you think I’m gonna do it? Hell no! Only the top brass for Davis.
- So, you ever been over to the carnival?
- Just what the heck is the deal with parents? So what if I didn’t get straight As.
- Have you ever stolen a freshman’s lunch money?
- I’m gonna find a way to get myself out of class at LEAST four times a week. It’s gonna be the best!
- Well if Hopkins thinks he’s smart; he ain’t! He’s a bed-wettin' little punk who wrecked our school.
- What’s WRONG with me?! Sometimes I, I-I-I-I just start crying and I can’t stop!
- I LOVE giving those little snots swirlies and wedgies; seeing those little tears run down their face just makes me light up inside!
- There’s so many lame punks at this school, I’m seriously surrounded by morons.
- Well fall’s here, and that means I can make some freshmen eat a handful of rotten leaves. Hahaha!
- Why would the geeks fight about who’s gonna be the class president? Who cares? What’s the diff'? They’re all nerd-losers!
- When a no-brained jerk can score with the sweetest chick in the whole school; you know there’s a serious problem!
- It was my cousin’s fault I turned out like this. If he hadn’t made me eat all those junebugs maybe I’d be ... normal!
- When I see one more little freshman try to walk by me without saluting, I’m gonna flip my freaking lid!
- I lost all my tuck money for the month playing stupid darts with Troy! Why would I even bother? He RULES at darts!
- I can’t believe it! I hate this school, but it’s all freakin' trash like some animals were set loose in it.
- Hey, you ever shoot a bottle rocket at a beetle?
- Y'know I’m the freshmen’s worst nightmare; they think I’m like the boogieman or somethin'!

Trent Northwick:
- Bullworth, dorkwad central.
- Chicks dig actors. We’re called "thespians" in the business.
- I can’t believe that Hopkins snot did Russell in!
- I touched Lola’s bra, believe it.
- Ms. Phillips keeps a picture of me in her desk I swear.
- Forget stage. A face like this is pure cinema, you get me?
- I hurt my hand flushing that kid’s head down the toilet.
- Too many wusses around here.
- Lola and Mandy are fighting over me again.
- Ever sneak in the girls lock room?
- How can one girl be so mean?!
- Mr. Galloway says I got talent, says I can go aaaall the way.
- You ever see me in that commercial?
- I saw that Hopkins kid playing Laser Vikings with the nerds, I’m serious!
- Lola doesn’t wear underwear, she showed me.
- They told me Mr. Burton was gonna smell like that forever!
- I can’t wait till school ends, I’m guaranteed a lead part at acting camp.
- I heard Mandy knows aaaall about third base.
- You heard about Mr. Galloway and Ms. Phillips? They were ... you know.
- My coach tells me my craft is intense, man. Intense!
- Sometimes, these girls, THESE girls, are just prude, y'know?
- I found a toenail in the meatloaf!
- Bullworth girls need to put out more.
- My knee hurts.
- So did you kiss her, or what?
- You ever wedgie a Nerd so bad, he bleeds.
- I searched that kids room and didn’t find one porno.
- I was giving that Nerd Fatty a wedgie and he had a slice of pizza in his underwear, can you believe that?
- They kicked me out of the girl’s dorm. I’m not sweating it.
- If I get left back another year; I’m RUNNING to Hollywood.

 Ethan Robinson:
- Yeah so last night; I dreamed that I took out a whole army with my new frog style. I made it up, but I was a warrior man.
- I could probably take out at least three ninjas before I had to tap out. Shadow training can make a really big difference.
- These Jocks act so tough, man. They don’t even study no styles, man!
- I’ve learned to master any technique within hours. It’s a meditation thing that I developed over the summer.
- Well I sure got the wool pulled over my eyes. Hopkins was a fake; he doesn’t even care about Bullworth.
- Oh man, that new guy really smoked those Preps. He’s gotta have some serious training.
- Okay so I think Mr. Galloway is secretly training with an ancient habkilo master; seriously, think about it!
- Man, I think this school needs a mixed martial arts team. I could lead them, we could compete. Aw it’d be great!
- You ever broken a board with your bare hands?
- Ever been to a martial arts tournament?
- I’ve now fully memorised all the moves in fight sequences throughout all the movies in my collection.
- I see we got some new kid here, thinks he’s a tough guy! I bet he doesn’t even have any training!
- It’s so cool how Russell wanted to make me his new defence minister ... well, I haven’t asked him yet, but he’ll do it.
- Y'know why does everyone make fun of ninjas? It’s a sad place where people don’t believe in ninjas.
- I’m really gettin' mad at the teachers. They say that kung fu; is not a valid physical education activity.
- The main problem; is that no one cares about self defence anymore!
- Yeah, so I was thinking about karate.
- I say Hopkins is actually something. He took out Vincent! I mean Johnny was a tough dude!
- I really hate the kids at this school with these tough guy attitudes. It’s so stupid, 'specially since they have no training.
- I can’t believe the carnival’s already here, this year’s just flying by.
- That movie Game of Death really changed my life; I can use sooo many more styles now.
- You ever seen a man KILLED before?
- My problem; is that I know I’m talented, and I think it affects my performance. I’d do much better if I really had to try, y'know?
- Y'know I’m really startin' to like this Hopkins kid. He’s got style. Now all he needs is to learn some techniques.
- Hey, have you seen the fighting lion clan?
- Russell’s a pretty good fighter, but he just needs to refine his style, y'know?
- Man, jujitsu is like so cool!
- Homework really bothers me; I could be workin' on my techniques when I’m not in class.
- The bad thing; is that I don’t fully understand brick breaking or that kind of thing yet. It’s my weakest area!
- It bothers me that I can’t figure out why no one in this school can match me. I need some competition; and I’m not gettin' any.

Tom Gurney:
(Tom has a slightly peculiar manner of speaking. He frequently stammers his vowels and darts back and forth between a calm and an angry tenor. Some of his lines might look a little odd written down.)

- Man I-I’d never date a cheerleader; they’re so out of it!
- Y'know, all these punks think that I’m dumb, well I ain’t! I got it figured OUT!
- So, you been on a cruise ship before? They’re really weird, y'know?
- I don’t know why we even have to learn this junk, we’re never gonna need to know fractions again!
- If we all tried to dig a little deeper, uh work a little harder; maybe we could actually be able to find out what’s really going on here.
- I was right about that Hopkins; he’s nothing but a little punk!
- Man, i-if it weren’t for all these losers here; I might actually be cool!
- Ah y'know, sometimes I feel like I’m such an easy target; like people jus', wanna take advantage of me!
- You look like someone who can get into trouble ... ever set a house on fire?
- Ah spring, the time of year for new beginnings ... a-and new problems!
- I don’t trust a soul here; they all think I’m some big dumb kid or something. Well I’m not!
- Some new guy’s trying to get serious with Russell, hah-hah.
- Freakin' winter. The only reason it gets cold is so that we’ll spend less time outside. Can’t you see that?!
- The one thing I know is that no one’s pulling wool over my EYES!
- You ever looked inside the garbage disposal? Some crazy stuff in there.
- In a place with so much advanced technology, why are we all still out to get each other? We don’t need that!
- I don’t see why I haven’t got a girlfriend yet. I’m so desirable a-and I know it’s true!
- That new kid’s been hasslin' the Preps a lot lately. That’s cool, I hate the Preps.
- Hey, you ever think about taking up ice skating?
- Hm ... I hate my desk in math class. It’s so old and uncomfortable.
- Well, I-I guess Hopkins isn’t so bad after all.
- I bet I could beat up like ... most of this whole school!
- Bet you never seen a guy this smart!
- The thing is; I-I trust them all too much. I don’t know why!
- Lately, it’s like everyone in the world is taking advantage of everyone else. It’s a disgrace!
- The teacher’s got it in for me man, I know it!
- So, do you think our teachers have something else going on? I-I feel uneasy around them. Something’s up.
- What’s the deal with trying to make everything faster and smaller? I know t-that it’s just another way to confuse us! It IS!

Wade Martin:
- Grades are retarded! Like, how does one stupid letter make me better or worse than someone?!
- My dad says he’s gonna buy me some condoms so I can like, do it with chicks, y'know?
- Haven’t you been making out with that nerd?
- I hate parents, I hate divorces; now I have double the family stuff to do, and no one cares about it!
- Y'hear about the Nerds? They got some petition to get me expelled, yeah good LUCK.
- I just found out the Preps are gonna "prep" the new guy. Haha, sucker.
- I don’t get how Greasers get chicks. I mean, what’d they got that I ain’t got?! Girls are retarded!
- I’m sick of being stupid! I need like; someone to cheat off!
- I might not be the brightest but pretty much I am the toughest.
- You hear that Dr. Crabblesnitch used to be in gymnastics? What a dork!
- That new kid looks like trouble; I heard he’s really badass.
- You ever given someone an upside-down atomic wedgie and then swirlied them?
- That Lola chick says she’s gonna be under the bleachers for the big game, and she said everyone’s invited!
- Gary’s been tellin' me all sorts of crazy things about Hopkins.
- I overheard Edna sayin' she spits in the food! That’s nasty dude.
- Did you ever wanna go to Bullworth?
- I hear that Hopkins has been laughing at all of this in his room.
- I heard we ain’t gettin' any holidays this year.
- This school is crap; no one even cares when I get suspended anymore!
- I might not get the best grades but like, I can intimidate anyone for homework and stuff.
- I just got wind that Johnny was gonna try to start a food fight tomorrow.
- I’m freakin' tired of tests! I suck at them and no one likes me!
- I hate the way people look at me just because I’m tough and cool, I mean, they don’t have to be jealous!
- Hey, I heard that some kook-worker was talking about ghosts or somethin' at the mill.
- You ever thought about what it would be like to be a bird or like, a bug or somethin'?
- I hear that Lola chick wants to ride on my hog; you hear anything about that?
- There’s way too many Jocks and dorks in this world. It’s like there’s so many people just asking to be beat up!
- I think that out of everyone at Bullworth; I’m probably in the top ten for cool.

 Troy Miller:
- I wish I could beat up everyone at once.
- I’ve heard the hobo was once a prize fighter.
- Y'know that Lola is two timing Johnny.
- Have you ever broken someone else’s bones?
- It looks like that new kid can’t fight at all.
- Did you hear that Galloway was wasted durin' his lecture yesterday?
- This place is in-fes-ted with wimps.
- People are too wimpy!
- Have you ever trashed the locker room?
- Have you ever spit at a teacher?
- Rumour is that Crabblesnitch is looking for the hole again.
- I am very tough.
- I heard Gary went off to join some terrorists or somthin'.
- I will beat up the Nerds.
- Everyone thinks that’s Johnny in the mascot costume because he doesn’t wanna show his face.
- I heard Hopkins planned this whole thing to avenge his dad or something.
- I ... am very strong.
- There is word going around that Beatrice is really a slut who pounds all the nerd boys.
- Nobody likes to fight anymore.
- Have you ever broken a bone?
- I am not tough enough.
- Russell is going to take out the greaseballs this year.
- Someone told me Thad made a grenade out of an eraser.
- Sometimes I think I’m not manly enough.
- I-always-fight.
- I’m afraid someone won’t be scared of me.
- Everyone thinks this year is going to be THE year for boxing.
- They won’t let you hit teachers here!


2) Nerds
Melvin O'Connor:
- In the world of G&G I am known as Zurolon; a god-like level thirty fighter slash sorcerer.
- Have you ever been to the principal’s office?
- I once spent thirty straight hours playing G&G.
- I heard Jocks don’t have to go to school on Fridays!
- I think I might have BO!
- Someone told me that you can get an A in gym class if you beat someone up in front of Mr. Burton.
- Sometimes I have trouble telling what is real and what is fake anymore!
- My dad calls me "daddy’s little embarrassment" because I’m not good at sports.
- I hear there’s an insane asylum around here, where they do experiments on kids who get expelled from Bullworth.
- Ever been to the comic book store?
- Is it just me or does Mr. Galloway seem a bit off to you?
- I think I might spend too much time playing RPGs.
- So it looks like the Preps and the Greasers are finally gonna have at it.
- Have you ever been to the old observatory?
- I heard that the old observatory is haunted, and that everyone should stay away from it.
- This school is so pathetic!
- Dr. Slawter seems kind of sad and lonely to me.
- I heard that Ted is so dumb he flunked kindergarten, twice!
- There’s gotta be some sort of secret entrance out of this place, because how else is everyone sneaking out of here at night?
- Have you ever played a game of Grottos & Gremlins?
- I heard someone from our school helped the Townie kids wreck our campus!
- If the rumour about kids cheating is true; that’s really gonna screw up the curve.
- I can’t wait to get out of here!
- This is why I hate the real world!
- I know where Johnny Vincent went; he’s in a nuthouse getting illegal experiments performed on him!
- I’m the president of the G&G club.
- I carry a d-twenty on me everywhere I go.
- This place just keeps getting worse, and worse.

Beatrice Trudeau:
- Have you ever stayed up studying all night the day after the big exam, just for fun?!
- I don’t know why I cry when I think about med school *snivel*, I know I’ll get in!
- If you’re smart, you know that nice clothes won’t get you into a good college. The Preps are, ultimately losers.
- Do you ever read your anatomy and physiology textbook while riding your bike?
- Have you ever ... examined yourself?
- I think Jocks are like a different species; they have smaller brains, and bigger muscles. We all serve a different purpose.
- I guess is; most of the Greasers reading level is around third grade.
- My fear is that I'll end up working at a bookstore when I'm thirty, because all I have is a masters degree from some liberal arts college!
- I hate being young, I wish I could become a forty year old cardiovascular surgeon when I wake up tomorrow.
- I’ve always been pleased I have somewhat of a waist; I can’t wear glasses AND be fat.
- I like helping people who have less brains than I.
- Studying is more important than dating in life; I heard Miss. Peabody never dated in high school.
- I’m not going to make the mistake Mrs. McRae made. She wanted to be a doctor, but became a-a NURSE because, she dated!
- Have you ever put on a white coat and pretended to give a lecture as a neurologist in front of a mirror?
- Any society that encourages tolerance and compassion over straight As, will have more people with diseases than doctors who can treat them.
- Christy was saying that no girl from Bullworth has ever gone to med school, that ... scares me.
- It's not fair that only the pretty girls receive special treatment. Why don't they ever give out free ice cream to the girl who can recite the periodic table?!
- I heard Mandy has decided to give up on college altogether and focus on finding a husband, smart strategy.
- I wish music and art classes weren't mandatory. Do you care if your doctor was tone-deaf or can’t draw?!
- If I’m truly smart; I wouldn't be at Bullworth now!
- I heard the doctors at the asylum said that Mr. Galloway will make a full recovery. Doctors are never wrong.
- Do you ever imagine what it would feel like to open up someone’s heart for a bypass operation?
- I already know the medical schools to which I’ll apply.
- All the Preps are so excited about the carnival coming to town. I should stay home and study so I can get ahead.
- I thought Jimmy was not that smart but it seems like he might be. Maybe he’s one of those hidden geniuses.
- Townies seem to try to go out with quieter girls because "they’re easier".
- Townies don’t like high pitched voices, the coyotes don’t either.
- If the Nerds ruled the world, we would have less people with AIDS.
- I’m focused on studying to be a physician to help people, I hardly ever notice people around me or their problems!
- I’m not going to cry ever, once I get into med school because; doctors don’t cry.
- I hear that new kid Jimmy is not very smart. One less competition is ... good for me.

Thad Carlson:
- How can an intelligent boy such as myself succeed in this day and age?
- This year will end-in-tears, mark my words.
- I really think someone is out to get me this year.
- Have you ever considered the military uses of yardsticks and rulers?
- I’ll never design the ultimate yardstick!
- Isn’t Beatrice soooo nice?
- Mr. Galloway’s totally lost it, he’s been sent away.
- We mustn’t forget our vaccinations this semester.
- Ever take revenge on the Greasers?
- Someday I shall punish those Greasers.
- I think our petty lives are just a crumb on the spate of the universe.
- I can create deadly weapons out of anything so take care!
- Have you ever tasted Edna’s cookies?
- Did you hear? You can stick firecrackers inside of erasers and make grenades!
- Mr. Burton has never found me when I cut gym class.
- When the football game starts; everyone has to hide in the observatory!
- I cannot help but assume that Bullworth is a microcosm for the whole world!
- This planet is too small for my copious greatness.
- Those who treat me terribly shall someday be punished by myself.
- D'you ever talk to girls?
- The spaghetti in the cafeteria makes me sick!
- That Earnest isn’t afraid of anyone!
- I wish I didn’t have this visual impediment.
- It’s that time again; time to suck it to those sick carnies!
- Mr. Burton underwent quite an unfortunate incident didn’t he? Hehe.
- Those Greasers are so sick!
- Last year I hit my yardstick over Peanut’s head, but it just broke in half.
- I wish Ms. Phillips would show me her sketches sometime.

Donald Anderson:
- None of the girls here appreciate how great I am.
- Mr. Smith got kicked out of here and went to prison!
- Nobody here is at my level.
- Half the people here can’t even read!
- I heard that crazy hobo used to be a teacher here!
- Have you been to Europe?
- Y'know those pictures of Mandy are super hot!
- Apparently, Edna’s developed this ridiculous crush on one of our teachers.
- Apparently Mr. Galloway is an alco'.
- This school is terrible; the people here are pathetic.
- Apparently the new boy still wears a diaper, at fifteen!
- I really hate my father; he criticises me!
- I heard the new kid has been kicked out of fifteen schools and can’t read.
- The headmaster called ME arrogant.
- Jimmy’s really got everything under control.
- I’m really undervalued in this place.
- I’m incredible, my mommy told me.
- I heard that Russell has an IQ of seven.
- Have you ever ... y'know, done it?
- I’m going to be the president one day.
- Melvin’s probably the best game master in the whole city.
- I’m a straight-A-student, beat that.
- Have you been applying to Ivy League schools?
- Have you ever won a spelling b?
- I heard Algernon was helping Lola with her homework ... lucky bastard.
- I look small, but I’m really angry.
- This is probably the worst year ever at Bullworth.

Cornelius Johnson:
- I’ve got gym this afternoon, I-I’m scared of Mr. Burton!
- Of course I always get the highest grades at Bullworth.
- Have you been to the library yet today?
- Have you ever kissed a girl?
- I think I’m growing a moustache.
- Mr. Galloway smells like my grandfather.
- Earnest is my hero; I heard he’s going to abolish gym if he’s made class president.
- Russell said I looked girly!
- The only law here is the law of the jungle. Whatever happened to civilised conduct?
- Those Bullies are always mean!
- Thad’s older brother Dan thinks he’s all tough now.
- I heard that new boy Jimmy Hopkins gave Russell a taste of his own medicine.
- I hate Bullies, I hope they get their comeuppance soon.
- Ethan gave me a wedgie this morning and it still hurts!
- I’m worried I might not finish first in English this year!
- Mandy looked in my direction this morning!
- Did you know I’m Mr. Hattrick’s favourite pupil?
- Did you finish your math assignment?
- That Jimmy Hopkins is actually a nice guy.
- This school is rules by vicious thugs!
- Did you see Ted’s face when Jimmy beat him?
- Russell keeps picking on me; he pushed me over into a puddle this morning!
- The Jocks are all so nasty!
- Did you read War & Peace yet?
- I must say I’m disgusted by the amount of graffiti; it’s a blight on the school!
- Did you hear what happened to Melvin? Somebody hid all his socks!
- There are rats in the library. Rat’s I tell you; in-the-library!
- The Bullies always try and steal money from me!

Fatty Johnson:
- I’m president of the Laser Viking fan club.
- When my parents argue, I hide in the closet and eat doughnut holes.
- I saw Russell smash Donald’s science project over his head!
- They always make me the dwarf; I’m a barbarian, dang it!
- This planet sucks; I wanna live on Nebulon Prime.
- I’ve gone from an obese, to a husky!
- Edna’s not making sloppy joes anymore, yeah I know!
- You ever eat muffins with gravy?
- I heard those rats tried to eat Mrs. Carvin!
- You ever get one-million points on Grottos & Gremlins?
- I heard Johnny Vincent needed to get a new nose!
- I heard Gary is walking around school in a disguise!
- My breasts, are bigger than Edna’s.
- I hear Lola French kissed a boy, tehehe.
- You ever see a girl ... y'know?
- I hear Jimmy Hopkins burned his last school to the ground!
- I haven’t eaten boogers in three days!
- Last summer at fat camp; I made out with a horse!
- My mom told me husky means handsome.
- Ms. Danvers said Mr. Galloway, is a booze-hound.
- Why can’t they have fudgesicles every Friday?
- You ever play Grottos & Gremlins?
- I heard Lola made out with TWO boys, yeah!
- I hear the carnival is going to have a mermaid this year, can you believe it?
- My mom says the dropouts are all smoking wacky tobacco.
- They made me play shirts and skins ... I was skins.
- I wish these pants were just one size bigger.
- Why can’t they have an express lane at the cafeteria?
- Mandy says if I lose eighty pounds, she won’t puke when she sees me!

Bucky Pasteur:
- The Jocks are always one step ahead of me, I don’t get it; they’re practically brain-dead!
- I know I’m only getting a C in math but anytime I want I can get and A, I’m a Nerd!
- I heard Johnny Vincent joined the army because Lola cheated on him!
- Mr. Galloway called me special, same as my grandma does, cool huh?
- I eaves dropped earlier and heard that Ted Thompson has a tiny one, hah ... figures I guess.
- Granny says that Mandy girl is a tart, but all the boys think she’s sweet; I don’t get it!
- Plenty of fish in the sea but I don’t like girls anyway.
- Oh my gosh, I heard Peanut tried to get to first base with Mandy; that’s soooo gross.
- Bullworth is bullroar; I hate this place and it hates me!
- Nerds will always be chopped liver to the rest of the world, i-it’s our destiny!
- My granny’s gonna throw a party for me 'cause she loves me sooo much.
- Mr. Hattrick and Mr. Galloway were pretty mad at each other; I think I saw Mr. Galloway give him the middle finger!
- I think that Mr. Burton is kinda stupid, y'know?
- I think my granny’s going crazy but she really likes cats.
- My grandma says Dr. Crabblesnitch is a knob and a no-good sinner.
- I’ve been buffin' up, can’t you tell? I wear a size twenty-six waist now!
- I’m not trying to be weird but did you do stuff with Mandy? She’s got cooties, I hope not.
- I don’t think I’ll ever be big enough to be a Jock but I wanna try.
- I saw Gary and Derby talking about something, and when I walked by they told me to shut up!
- I don’t think girls like me, I think it’s because they’re intimidated by my sense of timing; three watches, y'know?
- Have yooouu ever put a peanut butter sandwich in your pants?
- I HATE getting wedgies! Why do I always get wedgies? It’s so unfair!
- Has that crazy bum ever tried to touch you? Did you let him?
- Did you see that bearded woman? She’s so neat!
- Just think; in a couple of years, we might have girlfriends.
- Wanna hear something neat? Dr. Slawter says that I’m on a different evolutionary path than normal boys.
- The Townies are crazy; I saw them snooping around Bullworth a week ago, it looked like they were doing baaad stuff.
- Lola and Johnny are kina on the rocks, if girls didn’t have cooties; I’d totally kiss her!
- I’ve got a pretty keen sense of style.

Algie Papadopoulos:
- Oh, I wish I wasn’t afraid of going to the washroom alone.
- I think Gord’s been messing around with Lola, I-I just can’t believe that girl.
- Do write to your mom every day?
- Ted Thompson called me his little buddy; I think we might become friends!
- I mom says I’m really special.
- Lola told me she needs help with her homework; I think it’s just a cover for her liking me.
- Mommy writes to me every day, she’s so nice.
- Everyone at Bullworth is so mean!
- I changed my underwear today!
- I always get picked on, always-always-always!
- My mommy says that lots of kids pee in their bed, a-and it’s totally normal!
- Why do people have to be so yucky?
- Mommy calls me her precious prince Algernon, hehehehe.
- The washrooms are really yucky and scary.
- I heard a rumour that the football team will pick on someone other than me this year!
- Did y'ever have to hide from the Jocks all day?
- I’ve gone a whole day without being seriously beaten up!
- Jimmy told me he’d be president one day, for real!
- I heard Jimmy is going to go to prison!
- I put on clean pants this morning, just like mommy told me to.
- Did you ever ... y'know, cheat on a test?
- I think I’ve got some mayonnaise on my pants.
- I actually talked to a real girl today!
- Have you ever gone to the washroom by yourself?
- What I hate the most about school is that my mom can’t read me my bedtime stories.
- Next semester; I’m so going to cowboy-up, for sure!
- That spud cannon is the awesomest weapon ever!
- Condiments are just so disgusting, y'know? Especially mayonnaise, yuck!


3) Preppies
Bif Taylor:
- One of these days the Greasers are going down, and I’m gonna be the man that does it.
- I heard somewhere that rich people use a higher percentage of their brains.
- Did you hear? There’s a new kid coming to school, he’s supposed to be some type of badass.
- She’s been with almost the entire starting line-up; all she needs now is a left tackle and a slapback.
- My father donated all that money to build the new library, and yet I’m still forced to go to classes with these greaseballs.
- Things are gonna change at this school when I’m running things.
- I know that punk Jimmy is behind this somehow.
- You ever fight before?
- You ever been knocked out?
- So I hear it’s all about to pop off with the Greasers.
- When I have some free time, I might take Johnny Vincent down a peg.
- Did you see what happened to Mr. Burton? Heh, that was so awesome.
- You ever sneak out at night?
- It’s a fact that Greaser chicks are fifty percent easier to score with, but who would want to?
- I remember when being a student at Bullworth meant something.
- They let anyone in here now!
- I heard the Nerds are starting a war with the Jocks. They are screwed.
- This place has gone to the birds.
- I can’t believe how many of the have-nots the let into this place these days.
- I think we would be more competitive if we tossed some of the loser poor people out of the school.
- This place is going down...
- You ever go biking?
- I think my dad’s gonna bulldoze some low-income housing, that should eliminate some of the losers in this school.
- The carnival is coming back soon! I hope it doesn’t suck this year.

Pinky Gauthier:
- I don’t judge people on their clothes ... as long as they dress well.
- Lola’s so cheap. It’s obvious why she has all those Greaser boys wrapped around her fingers.
- My stepmom likes to borrow my clothes. She admires my tastes, you see.
- My daddy spoke to Crabblesnitch about making Jimmy head prefect!
- I heard we’ll be allowed to bring our own servants next year!
- My stepmother says Ms. Danvers is a tramp. She says she knows the type.
- I worry about not finding a good husband as I don’t have many cousins.
- Bif said that Hopkins boy is going to be boxing. He’s so rough!
- This year; it’s Aquaberry. Everybody is wearing it!
- Burton says we’re supposed to beat up the Mascot if he messes up, to help him get better.
- Mom and dad always try to show each other up, so I always get the best presents.
- So anyways, daddy says we’ll be going to Milan to shop!
- I lost another diamond earring yesterday, it’s so annoying!
- Daddy says he’ll give me an Italian convertible when I turn sixteen!
- I don’t plan on getting divorced until I’m at least thirty.
- I can’t believe it, but some kids actually wear the same uniform all year round!
- I wish I was allowed to socialise outside of daddy’s tax bracket.
- Why are there so many poor people everywhere?! It’s so annoying!
- My stepmother keeps borrowing my jewellery and not giving it back!
- Miss. Peabody says we’re not allowed to have anymore pillow fights!
- Sometimes my stepmother is so bossy, just because she’s six years older than me!
- I’m pretty sure it’s my fault that mom and dad got divorced.
- My daddy spoke to Crabblesnitch about having Jimmy expelled!
- I give my old clothes to less fortunate girls because I believe in charity.
- I hear some girls marry for money. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a trust fund.

Tad Spencer:
- If this year ends without me on top; my dad will string me up!
- I guess friendship means nothing around here.
- Come on admit it, you’ve lead panty raids in the past.
- They’ll have a hard time topping last year’s carnival.
- When I get through with him; you’ll see that Peanut isn’t hard to crack.
- This is the year I’m going to take those greaseballs out forever.
- That game was messed with, you mark my words.
- You hear the junk Gary said about Jimmy?
- I think Thad’s lisp has gotten even worse this year.
- Once I made my dad cake for his birthday and he stabbed me with a pitchfork!
- What’s a prep school coming to when alliances actually work?!
- Galloway can’t even find his way home some night, he’s so plastered.
- You can’t trust anybody, anymore.
- I only have to work on getting people to distrust one another even more.
- This whole school is just like a giant version of my dad!
- I’ll bet it’s some Nerd in that mascot uniform, maybe Melvin.
- Wait until Gary hears what I’m going to tell him about Jimmy.
- That Nerd Thad hit Peanut on the head with a yardstick and nothing happened, can you believe that?
- I know Jimmy’s doing something for Edna.
- Derby might not be so happy with Bif after I have a chat with him.
- Ever see Galloway on a bender?
- If only I wasn’t so worthless; I would be on top, not Derby!
- Looks like the greasebags found some derelict dump to move into.
- Ever sneak into Crabblesnitches office at night?
- That weasel Jimmy is more than he seems.
- Are you one of those people who sneak into the kitchen and see what Edna’s cooking?
- I’ve heard Gary’s getting all buddy-buddy with the new kid.
- I wouldn’t go near the industrial zone, there’s something going down around there.

Chad Morris:
- There’re more poor kids around here than we first thought.
- My calculator watch costs more than Mr. Galloway’s car.
- This shirt brings out the colour in my eyes.
- Did you slip that stuff into Edna’s pot?
- The pressure of being popular is sometimes too much, too many people looking at me with these jealous eyes. I don’t think these punks understand the pain I’ve been through!
- I was too big for the glee club. Too many ideas, y'know?
- You ever get those cufflinks you wanted?
- Prep verses Greaser, the final countdown. Man ... this is going to explode!
- I failed Biology and my dad won’t pay for an A.
- You can never be too young for twenty-four carat gold.
- Those Greasers like to make out with old ladies, they’re sick!
- Johnny Vincent’s parents are in jail.
- You wanna know how Larry got the nickname Peanut? Yeah, that’s how.
- Derby’s got what it takes this semester.
- This shirt is uxbury ultra tweed, only sixty-four in the whole world.
- ...I said to them, "If you’re not with us; you’re with the Greasers".
- The hairspray from those Greasers is wrecking the ozone!
- Save the environment? Bunch of dirty dropouts.
- This Jimmy kid wrecked the class system we worked so hard to build.
- Did you miss that class?
- Pinky’s dad just bought her an ice cream factory. Like, the whole thing!
- Jealous people can’t touch me, I’m Chad you know?
- These Nerds have like, zero sense of humour.
- I can afford to break the rules, I’m a Prep!
- You ever finish that sailing course?
- The Jocks aren’t going to be on the top for long.
- School’s almost done, I’ve got some girls in Nantucket waiting for me.

Bryce Montrose:
- Social climbing means stepping on people to get ahead. It’s the way of things.
- Father tells me my inheritance is so vast, the bank had to open a new branch to manage it.
- I hear Gary has a new flunky; some kid named Jerry or Jimmy or Jesse or something.
- Did you hear that the Nerds hacked into the school computers and changed their own grades?
- People say the Greasers are being extorted by biker gangs!
- This Jimmy guy trying to get in good with us? Gary says his dad is that bum that begs all the time!
- Father says liars and scoundrels are the ones who make it too the top.
- To be honest, I really work at the Golf & Yacht lub to pay my way through Bullworth.
- I’m making valuable contacts at the Golf & Yacht club. One guy offered me a VP job when I finish at Bullworth.
- Dad says people only respect two things; money and influence.
- Y'know I sign off on every applicant to the Golf & Yacht club.
- You ever apply to the Golf & Yacht club?
- Making it in the real world means a lot of backstabbing.
- That despicable Jimmy is back on his terror campaign against Preps. Gary was right, he is jealous of our good breeding.
- Ever have to work your way through school?
- People say that Johnny Vincent’s loose girlfriend made him insane. With no leader those stupid Greasers will be history.
- I’ve heard that Mr. Galloway will change your grade for a case of vodka.
- I must confess; I exaggerate things about myself sometimes just to impress my peers.
- Have you ever discovered someone wasn’t who you thought they were?
- They say the Jocks like to hug and sweat and squeeze each other tight in the hole.
- Sometimes I worry that the other Preps will find out the truth about me and disown me.
- I’ve heard destitute Townies are stealing electricity from Bullworth!
- I hear Jimmy secretly got rid of Gary so he could be the king of the school, some people will do anything for status.
- I hear that stinking Greaser-queen Lola is fooling around with all of us Preps, some people will do anything for status.
- Have your parents ever borrowed on their home mortgage?
- The Golf & Yacht club begged father all last summer to lend my services to them.
- The real truth is my inheritance has gone to my father’s gambling, booze and women.
- This Jimmy Hopkins guy has supposedly been telling everyone how desperate he is to join the Preps.

Parker Ogilvie:
- Girls are just after money, y'know? Especially the pretty ones.
- ...and they said my Aquaberry was a fake! Oh, I was so offended.
- Johnny Vincent’s been stewing in a jealous rage over Lola.
- Dr. Crabblesnitch is making Hopkins a prefect, even though it’s his first year!
- Daddy said he’d put my sister into his will too!
- I told him I’d be his friend as long as no one saw us together in public.
- The Greasers destroyed the club and stole all the trophies!
- She told me it’s normal to buy diamonds for a girl on a third date.
- Poor people are so obnoxious, especially those Greasers.
- It’s impossible to get a girlfriend around here!
- Did you ever spar with Bif? He’s quite good.
- Did you ever pretend not to care to make a girl like you?
- We could never be friends, he just dresses too badly.
- Bif completely dominated his opponent!
- Oh I was so stupid; I gave a whole dollar to a beggar!
- Everyone hates someone, should be a real fun party.
- Ever been to New York? That’s where everyone who matters goes, y'know.
- Have you tried to convince a girl to go out with you without buying her expensive things?
- I paid twenty-five dollars for someone to write my essay, and I only got a B!
- Poor people can’t even afford servants, awful way to live.
- Derby says not to mingle with the new kid, as he’s very low class.
- I’m pretty sure she has a big crush on me.
- Girls prefer men with money and class, so I’ll get one soon.
- The Nerds have built a secret hideout somewhere.
- If you wear cologne, it makes it much easier to attract girls.
- Derby says I’m cool, so it must be true.
- I always believed you should judge a man on his secretary.
- Poor people are lazy and lack proper breeding.

Justin Vandervelde:
- I hit a filthy Greaser in the back of the head with an egg, it was perfect.
- It’s hard to develop real friendships at Bullworth; everyone’s just using each other!
- Sometimes I don’t think I’m interested in girls, you know?
- Hopkins is set to take over the whole school, mark-my-words.
- My dad arranged for me to get perfect marks this year.
- Did you hear about Lola and Gord? Just goes to show that Preps are superior to Greasers in every way.
- You ever try to bribe a teacher?
- Gary was saying bad things about Jimmy, I think it’s just jealousy.
- Sometimes I don’t think I keep my lessers in their place; they might get the wrong idea!
- The Greasers try to act tough because they know they don’t have a future.
- You can always judge a person by the quality of their clothes.
- Ever manage to hit someone with an egg?
- Derby told me last night I was his best friend.
- I’m worried that I’m not shallow enough; people might think I’m a Nerd!
- Greaser girls are easy; they have to be, because they’re so low class.
- Mr. Hattrick used to work for my father, it is quite useful sometimes.
- The Greasers use old frying oil to style their hair, I’m sure of it.
- Some of the teachers here can’t be bought, it’s an outrage!
- Have you ever wanted to hang out with the Jocks?
- My egg throwing has been off; I think the pressure of school is getting to me!
- There are way too many undesirable at this school.
- This will be the year that we finally put the Greasers in their place!
- I think I’ll skip university and go straight into my father’s business.
- I’m sure all those things Gary said about Jimmy were true.
- Dr. Slawter was ranting about the plant at Harrington House again, I think he’s crazy.
- You ever get caught cheating on a test?
- It really is a pity that the Preps and the Jocks don’t gang up on the Greasers.
- You can get away with anything if you have enough money.

Gord Vendome:
- I’m beginning to think it’s true; money can’t buy love, it’s awful!
- I can’t believe they’re gonna grade based on accomplishment, my family has given so much to Bullworth!
- He was wearing athletic shoes outside the gym; obviously we can’t talk to him anymore.
- Why are there so many low class people around? It’s aggravating!
- Did you get to stay in that palace in Venice?
- Have you ever dressed in all Aquaberry clothes? It’s a wonderful feeling.
- The other day I wore a sweater that was a year old; I felt horrible!
- Hey, have you ever tried harassing-the-homeless? It’s great fun.
- None of the new kids have any breeding whatsoever, very disappointing.
- Did you hear? Jimmy Hopkins took Johnny Vincent to school! Oh, I wish I’d been there.
- I can’t believe they let poor people vote, it’s just so ... unreasonable!
- I heard Chad got beat up by those Greaser scumbags in New Coventry.
- Derby says Jimmy Hopkins is the biggest disappointment since universal suffrage.
- I can never decide which aftershave to wear, it’ll probably get even worse once I actually start shaving.
- Did you get those designer shoes I showed you?
- Women love me; it’s a fact!
- I’m worried about my grades, I was a little late with the special success fee.
- Did you hear they have a sale on Aquaberry? Quite unfortunate.
- Derby says that it’s okay to date trashy girls like Lola, just as long as you don’t bring her to any parties.
- I got caviar on my favourite shirt last night; I’m absolutely devastated.
- There won’t be as many undesirables at law school, can’t wait.
- My daddy says they’ll triple the tuition, keep the riff-raff out, y'know?
- Johnny Vincent says he’s got his eye on me, I-I’m a little worried.
- I really like dressing well, y'know? Makes me feel good.
- Don’t tell anyone but Lola and I have been ... y'know, having fun.
- I’ll take on all those Greasers, they don’t scare me!
- I heard Hopkins is gonna do something spectacular! Don’t know what it is but, sure to be impressive.
- Derby’s been saying it’s time to remind those Greaser scumbags of their inferior status.


4) Greasers
Norton Williams:
- You know I always got Johnny’s back but he’s startin' to get a lil' crazy about this chick.
- One day I think I’m gonna demolish that stupid Preppy frat house.
- The only thing more corrupt than real boxing, is Bullworth boxing.
- Do you ever go down to the hole?
- I’m tellin' you, those Nerd-tards are up to somethin'; they’re actin' all crazy and more anti-social than usual.
- One of these days I’m gonna set those Preppies straight!
- This is so messed.
- This school is goin' down in flames.
- Everyone’s lost their damn minds.
- I gotta stop solving problems with my fists.
- Man, I really blew that one.
- I can’t remember the last time I lost a fight.
- I’m SCREWED!
- Have you ever seen any of those dropout losers hold down a job, because I haven’t.
- The new kid looks like a wannabe Preppy to me.
- When I get outta here, I get to demo a house.
- I heard some Townie kid snuck onto our campus yesterday.
- You ever demo a house?
- How do those Townie jerkwads know so much about our school?
- Ever been to the comic store?
- I heard those Jocks play naked-twister.
- I jus' know that lil' twerp is the reason Johnny went missing.
- These Preppies are gettin' outta control.
- You ever sneak into the girl’s dorm?
- This place blows!
- This place is overrun with lazy, rich jerkwads.
- I think Johnny’s chick is a lil' outta pocket.
- I heard the Nerd-tards have some type of secret fort or somethin', somewhere.

Lola Lombardi:
- Did you hear what Mandy said about me? What a b*tch!
- He’s so mean to me sometimes; I don’t know what to do!
- I can get any boy I want.
- I heard the parties at Harrington House are really good.
- Guys are so full of themselves sometimes.
- She’s nothing special but they still got into this huge fight over her.
- Have you ever ... y'know, kissed someone?
- No one pays enough attention to me!
- He’s been passing me all these notes in class, what a dork.
- I heard that the new boy is a dangerous thug; it’s so exciting!
- The boys have been going crazy over me; I just don’t know what to do!
- Jimmy Hopkins was saying he wanted to take me out; I think I just might let him.
- Guys are such selfish jerks!
- Did you go to the Blue Balls pool hall? It’s cool.
- So ... did you ever hang out with a girl like me before?
- There’s gonna be another pillow fight tonight!
- Johnny was saying he’s gonna go teach those Preppies a lesson, he gets so angry sometimes.
- Have you ever gotten someone else to do your homework for you?
- He told me he liked me because of my personality, isn’t that sweet?
- He said he’d dump me but I told him we weren’t even going out in the first place.
- It’s been a week, so I’m beginning to get a little worried.
- Johnny and I went on the best date ever.
- So now he says he’s in love with me, pfft what an idiot.
- I’m getting so old; my life is almost over!
- Me and Johnny are pretty much through. Did you hear that Jimmy beat him?
- Sometimes I worry that boys aren’t everything.
- I got these new pants, and they really make me look good.
- I think maybe boys just like me because I hot!
- All the boys are always fighting over the stupidest things, it’s so annoying.
- Did you ever go on a date and not make out?
- Johnny’s been acting all jealous lately, he’s so passionate.

Ricky Pucino:
- Lola’s doin' it for sure; it’s driving Johnny crazy ... poor guy, love hurts man.
- Galloway’s makin' me redo my essay jus' because I handed in my brother’s old one, like that matters!
- Those Jocks p*ss me off, they think they’re so tough? I’ll show 'em tough.
- I’ve gotta fix like, eight bikes tonight. I can do it though, no problem; I’m Ricky!
- Real life STARTS when we get outta this cr*p-hole.
- You see Gary’s been hanging around that new kid? That guy looks like trouble.
- I think I might be over her now, y'know?
- I haven’t seen Johnny around for a while, wonder what he’s up to?
- I don’t know if I got the strength to fix another bike; I’m kinda sick of it! Fix-fix-fix!
- Melvin and some Nerd girl were playin' seven minutes in heaven, bet they just talked about algebra!
- Could there be any more losers at this school? Seriously.
- Girls are useless; they jus' screw you around.
- I threw out every picture I have of had, an' I feel great; like a big weight is lifted y'know?
- You get your rocks off with Mandy yet, or what?
- I don’t wanna be alone anymore man; I’m sick of being such a loser with the ladies!
- There’s some party going on near my place tonight, I was invited so I’ll probably show up!
- You hear about Mr. Burton’s little fetish? That guy’s such a perv, the girls 'round here are like a quarter of his age.
- You hear Mr. Burton busted the Jock for having one of their contests in the locker room?
- I heard that dweeb Cornelius got a B in some English test and lost it on Galloway!
- Has Lola showed you any pics of her cousin? Man, she’s cute.
- I heard Mandy’s hot cousin was visiting, and I heard she’s waaay easy.
- Honestly? I don’t think I’ll ever be happy again. Not without her.
- My mom’s been such a pain lately; keeps tellin' me to clean up my act! I ain’t no Prep, y'know?
- I don’t know what the hell’s goin' on; Jimmy messes everythin' up an' all hell breaks loose.
- You ever go off that sweet jump near the factory?
- What’s the point, man? It’s not like anybody at this school is happy, everyone’s p*ssed off or depressed.
- Somethin's goin' on between Galloway and Hattrick, they’re always shootin' each other dirty looks.
- Tad’s rich daddy bought him a new ride because the old one had a warped wheel. I could’ve fixed that.
- You ever had a broken heart, like; "bottom of the barrel, no hope in hell, I hate my life"-type stuff?

Peanut Romero:
- I’m really gonna help Johnny bang some heads this semester.
- Ever try to sneak by Miss. Peabody for some smokes?
- The next chump who calls me Peanut, is dead.
- I can’t believe Jimmy turned out so good, so fast!
- Why doesn’t Lola ever notice me?
- Where’s Johnny? Has anybody seen Johnny?
- I’ve got a score to settle with that hero Jimmy.
- Everyone thinks bigger is better around here.
- Johnny is going to show everyone who’s the boss around here.
- Everyone learns the hard way.
- Did Nurse McRae ever give you medicine that gave you a rash?
- Last time I saw her; Lola made eyes at me, not Johnny.
- I think Galloway is on the verge of total nutso-land.
- Durin' summer break, I took down five kids on the baseball field.
- I wish Johnny would believe me about Lola!
- I’m gonna practice some of those new bike moves.
- Have you ever snuck out with Lola?
- I think that hero Jimmy is a real patsy.
- If Johnny finds out, he’s gonna kill me!
- Even when I was like five; nobody messed with me.
- Don’t know what’s worse; Bullworth, or the stupid town it’s IN!
- That Lola? I dunno.
- I really screwed up!
- Johnny is too good for Lola if you ask me.
- Why am I still IN this stupid school?!
- I hope Johnny’s not p*ssed off at me.
- Ms. Phillips is SO into me.
- You ever messed with the carnies?
- Those Preps think they’re such hot stuff, just 'cause they have bank accounts.

Lefty Mancini:
- If I don’t get outta here soon, someone’s gonna get hurt.
- It just sucks that smokin's bad for you.
- Ever stand up a date to work on your bike?
- I’ve got the best hair in all of Bullworth.
- 'kay Ms. Danvers knows she wants me.
- Jimmy’s a good friend of mine, okay. We go waaay back, y'know?
- Ey, I think Ted’s kind of a wimp.
- Girls around here were pretty stuck up until I showed them what’s what.
- I’m gonna go out tonight, y'know ride my bike and get-some.
- Food aroun' here smells like doo-doo!
- The Jocks really think people care about their stupid game when all they wanna do is check out the cheerleaders.
- This year we’re gonna take the Preps out good, it’s for sure.
- I didn’t get any last night again!
- I heard the Townie’s are so inbred, they need to eat-out livers to survive.
- Sometimes, I wonder what I did for my parents to send me here.
- You get any action at the carnival last year?
- I wish stealin' bikes was easier.
- Y'know Luis and I grew up together? The Jocks just like him 'cause he can kick all their asses.
- I saw Cornelius hold hands with another dude, seriously!
- Y'know Ms. Danvers used to dress up as a rabbit and pose in magazines?
- Next to Bullworth I hate Preppies best!
- The rumble with the Preps is on, okay jus' you wait.
- Lola told me she was gonna become a nun when she graduates.
- I heard Dr. Slawter really hates Derby Harrington, heh, me too.
- The school crest is so cr*p!
- Ever see what Mr. Galloway keep’s in his desk?
- Ey, that prefect Max is so stuck up; I bet he has a yardstick up his dumper.
- Ever sneak into the girl’s locker room?

Hal Esposito:
- I’m gonna start up a club, like a fight club, only instead of fighting we’ll eat cheeseburgers.
- She’d be hotter with some meat on her bones.
- What’s with all the skinny twerps in this place all of a sudden?
- Sometimes at night I look in the mirror, pinch my gut and then cry myself to sleep.
- I heard that crazy hobo’s back on campus. Maybe if he spent his money on food instead of booze, he wouldn’t be so homeless.
- What is this world comin' to when no one respects the Greasers?!
- I eat carbs with every meal.
- My mom’s therapist says my overeating is a form of self-medication ... whatever that means.
- Have you tried to fix up a bike yet?
- The only thing wrong with Mr. Hattrick selling test answers is that the pr*ck charges too much.
- Did you hear the Jocks got busted playin' naked-twister last night?
- Look at me; I have man-boobs!
- I heard she throws up after every meal. Would you do that?!
- I heard they had Johnny locked up in the asylum, that would suck so hard!
- You ever see Edna the lunch lady bend over? It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
- Have you scored yet?
- I eat six meals a day.
- This place is sucking WAY harder than it used to.
- I heard Jimmy was behind the whole thing!
- I only eat when I’m hungry ... and when I wanna hide from emotional pain.
- Lola’s such a ho, but that’s what Johnny get’s for dating such an emaciated little twig.
- I don’t get Preppies. They have all that cash, but they don’t spend it on food!
- Y'know what? I don’t care if she’s old, I’m gonna take a run at that hot lunch lady.
- I know this is a prep school but this place is being overrun with Preppies!
- I think it may be time to take the Preppies down again.
- You ever been inside the Preppy frat house?
- I know the lunch ladies old but ... if she was younger I’d take a run at her. She’s got the hottest body I’ve ever seen!

Vance Medici:
- That Johnny’s gotta relax about Lola, h-he’s gonna explode! Big time!
- I hear Derby’s gonna be a dead man by the end of the week.
- My hairspray demand outweighs the supply.
- This summer at the carnival I uh ... well heh, y'know.
- The squares at this school are so-lame!
- Watch out for Russell, I hear he was in a psycho-ward.
- Every chick at Bullworth’s got the hots for me.
- Those Preps are plannin' somthin', I can sense it!
- I saw Mandy an' Ted in the locker room; make-out city!
- Ms. Phillips wasn’t wearin' a bra today, I could tell.
- I got dibs on my daddies bike when he kicks-it.
- Y'ever accidentally swallow a switchblade?
- Those Preps think money can make 'em cool!
- This rash on my thigh, i-it’s turnin' green!
- I got hickies in places I can’t even show you.
- Someone saw Johnny Vincent by the football field, I swear!
- Sometimes I feel a lil' too handsome, y-y'know what I mean?
- Y'ever make-out at the freak show?
- Y'ever wanna look like me?
- Those Preps tried to set my hair on fire!
- They hooked up his underwear on the door-knob, an' then slammed it real hard.
- Keep this secret, but I don’t think Lola is the faithful type.
- I hear Johnny’s not doin' too well ... pretty bad in fact.
- Thinkin' about that Preppy-scum makes my hair wilt!
- Hair can be so ... flammable, y'know?
- Once I crush these Preppies; we’ll be made in the shade.
- I found that combin' my hair, smoothes my mind out.
- Someone told me, Gary’s hidin' out in the observatory watchin' all of us.
- Has a horse ever kicked you in the tchotchkes?

Lucky De Luca:
- Jocks won’t be messin' with us; they know we'll give 'em too much grief.
- Looks like Gary was right; Hopkins is nothing but a scheming, selfish jerk.
- So what’s wrong with broads lately? They all jus' shrug me off!
- How much, do you wanna bet; I’m gonna be gettin' some girl in less than an hour?
- Don’t tell anyone, but I think Lola’s up to no good.
- So I say this year’s gonna be my best year when it comes to the ladies.
- So there’s some new kid makin' waves around the school, I heard he’s tryin' to get with Pinky.
- This place doesn’t appreciate a man who can work with his hands!
- Well, I’m pretty good with the women; that’s for sure.
- Bet you never rebuilt an engine.
- So now everybody loves this Hopkins kid. What a croc! I know he’s bad news, period!
- So all the new dorks are gettin' in. Gary was talkin' about one of them bein' pretty cool.
- Ever ridden a real bike?
- I heard that Hopkins is gonna set up the Jocks next, I can’t wait!
- If you drop outta school; your life is pretty much over ... better to stay in, even if you suck.
- What’s wrong with kids now, man? They’re all such wimps and dorks!
- Well, I guess I’m not the nicest guy around ... but who’s countin', right?
- Do you ever race?
- I can’t understand why kids wouldn’t wanna learn how to fix things, y'know?
- Cheerleaders are easy; I’ve read enough magazines to know it’s true.
- The teachers are always on my case; it’s such a hassle, man!
- Yeah, so when that broad told me she wanted to dump me; I beat her to it!
- Y'ever changed a tire?
- He said he should’ve known better than to mess with us, an' that he’d never been beaten so badly in his life!
- When I picked a fight with that boxer; I did lose, but c’mon I was tired, y'know?
- Yeah ... y'know, I hate all those clean, nice kids; who think they got everthin' figured out.
- Those Nerds are so d*mn annoying. It’s like they’re being dorky on purpose, just to make you beat them.
- Yeah, I’m probably the best mechanic around.

5) Jocks
Damon West:
- I can’t wait for the big game, I think I might break out the Heisman pose after my first big sting.
- My last paper was a C. I need to get a new kid to do my homework 'cause I think my current one is busted or somthin'.
- He scores more off the field than we do on the field.
- I’m losin' my edge!
- What’s goin' ON with this place?!
- I heard there’s some crazy hobo dude around here teachin' kids to fight.
- I heard Jimmy burned down the gym 'cause they were gonna start makin' his stink-butt take showers after gym class.
- I don’t know why these Preppy kids think they so tough.
- Is it just me or are the kids comin' up lookin' a little weak to you?
- Those Nerds are startin' to get a little too lippy.
- I don’t care if it wasn’t Jimmy; I STILL hate that punk!
- Have you ever caught Mr. Galloway drinkin'?
- I’m SCREWED!
- We’re SCREWED!
- All she needs now is a tackle and a slapback; at least I was first.
- People would respect us more if I were runnin' things instead of Ted.
- You ever play ball?
- Have you ever fought a bear?
- When I go pro I’m gonna get a fatass crib with a fatass chick to go with my fatass check.
- I’m gettin' lazier!
- The Greasers and the Preppies are goin' at it, huh? Personally, I hope the Greasers win.
- I throw my body around with reckless abandon.
- I don’t get why all these rich kids are boxin' now.
- If only everything could be decided with violence.
- Bullworth has really gone downhill man, I’m over this place.
- You ever get that tinglin' feelin' in your head right after you tackle someone?
- I’m jus' waitin' for the right moment, but I’m gonna make my move soon. This school don’t know what gonna hit 'em.

Mandy Wiles:
- There are just so many losers in this world, it’s so annoying!
- Oh my g*d, Beatrice is such a dork! She thought she could hang out with me just because I copy my assignments from her.
- Jimmy is just like ... so cool, I heard Mr. Burton is going to make him captain of the football team!
- Maybe Lola’s are bigger, but mine are definitely perkier ... for sure.
- Why do so many dweebs wanna talk to me? Don’t they know I’m like, totally out of their league?
- Mr. Burton’s such a nice man; he’s always helping out with cheerleader practice, y'know?
- I’m like, a natural born leader, that’s why I’m the captain of the cheerleading squad.
- Have you ever had too many people ask you out on a date?
- Did you hear about that plant they keep in Harrington House? Those Preps are so weird! If it wasn’t for the money they’d be total Nerds!
- Everyone who’s not a total loser is voting for Ted in the student council election.
- Have you ever tried to imagine what it’s like to be a Nerd?
- I got this huge zit the other day, my life is over!
- Ms. Phillips obviously used to be one of those weird drama club kids, no wonder she got divorced and had to become a teacher.
- Have you ever been to New Coventry?
- What is it with homework anyways? Don’t they know I have cheerleading practice?!
- He obviously has the hots for me. Not that I can blame him, I mean who doesn’t, right?
- Have you ever copied someone’s homework?
- I can’t believe I had to sit next to that Nerd Melvin! Like, doesn’t anyone care about my feelings?!
- Lola’s got Johnny all wound up, the poor guy. He should forget about that tramp and try out for the football team.
- Can you believe that Jimmy psychopath? Gary was right about him all along!
- No one appreciates how much hard work it is to be this popular!
- There are just too many boys trying to get a date with me, it’s such a hassle!
- I’ve heard the swim team shaves all their body hair!
- I’m guaranteed to pass math this year and I don’t even have to study!
- The worst thing about being beautiful is that everyone’s jealous, y'know?
- Did you see Pinky in that skirt? Ugh, poor girl; she’s definitely getting fat.
- I think I’m gonna ostracise Beatrice this week, she’s been annoying me.
- I am so sure to get a cheerleading scholarship for college!
- Can you believe Lola? I bet she’s been with at least half the boys at this school just to make Johnny jealous.
- It’s not like anyone actually cares about the game, they’re all there for the awesome cheerleading!
- It’s like ... I’m the queen of Bullworth! It’s a lot of pressure y'know, but totally worth it!
 
Casey Harris:
- Next year, I’m gonna dominate the field!
- The party’s gonna be kickin', man.
- Don’t tell, but sometimes ... I worry that I might not make the team.
- Did you make that Nerd do your homework for you?
- Why do they even let those Nerds GO to Bullworth?!
- Did you get that anti-fungal cream yet?
- Galloway’s hittin' the bottle again for sure, just like dad.
- Aw man, I have to retake English a third time.
- I’m probably the best looking guy at Bullworth!
- Mr. Burton worked those guys so hard; they puked!
- Nerds just make me angry; they think they’re so smart!
- Mr. Burton has a new playbook for the big game; I heard Jimmy’s going to be the quarterback!
- You don’t need to know how to read if you can tackle, the army will still take you.
- I shaved my chest and it’s SO itchy!
- Mr. Burton’s new workout is really tough.
- Somebody said there’s gonna be a big rumble.
- Those Nerds always play Grottos & Gremlins.
- Mr. Galloway is gonna fail me again this year.
- Did you ever apply for an athletic scholarship?
- I snuck into the girl’s dorm, but I got locked in the laundry room all night!
- Gary told me Jimmy is sexually confused.
- Did you ever make out with one of the Townie girls?
- That Lola chick is totally into me.
- I’ll whoop ANY Nerd who thinks he’s better than me.
- Ted finally got together with Mandy, lucky b*stard.
- If you put Vaseline on your head, the helmet won’t chafe.
- Girls always play hard to get, they’re so immature!

Bo Jackson:
-  Sometimes being a Jock can really suck; they’re just such a-holes.
- Well I’m glad she rejected me, I woulda screwed up the date anyways.
- I’m gonna try out for QB next year, I’ve decided.
- Have you ever been to the funhouse? It’s wicked, you gotta go!
- Hopkins is a crafty little snot, he’s hanging with both Preps AND Greasers.
- I wish I coulda said goodbye one last time. I miss her. She was the best d*mn pet a guy could have.
- Maybe I had the wrong idea about the Hopkins kid ... maybe, but maybe not.
- There’s something wrong with a man who’s supposed to be teaching us about novels and poems, that’s in a madhouse!
- You ever try out the big squid over at the carnival?
- So, you ever been deer hunting with your old man?
- Hopkins is a cheat and a rat; and he’s gonna get what’s comin' to him.
- That Hopkins is turning into a real problem; I may just have to give the creep a piece of my mind.
- That Gary Smith guy is chummin' around with some new guy ... I dunno what that’s about.
- I need to work on my arm if I’m ever gonna make QB.
- Y'know, there’s a new girl around town. She looks pretty easy.
- I saw some of the teachers smoking the other day, what kind of example are they trying to set?
- I can’t wait to hit that Carnival that’s in town; it’s gonna rule!
- Good thing about this school; the teachers really do care about us.
- Look around; this could all be gone in a flash! Poof!
- Y'know sometimes I just gotta get outta this place!
- If I don’t get to be QB, I might switch schools. The Jocks here are so annoying sometimes.
- Ever strapped a pack of cherry bombs to a rat?
- I can’t believe I failed English! The teacher’s all liquored-up and I still choke.
- My old man says I’m the best QB he’s seen since eighty-six!
- Feel’s like I’ll never get outta Bullworth.
- My arms gettin' better; that’s for sure.

Kirby Olsen:
- Ever see one of my amazing plays on the football field?
- Ted is always looking down on me, I can tell.
- I know someone sabotaged the game!
- You haven’t seen Edna in her underwear have you?
- The rumour is that Hopkins is trying to get everyone to fight each other.
- I’ve heard that Edna’s gonna quit if she can’t get a vacation.
- Every girl in this school wants to go out with me.
- Could the guys be laughing at me behind my back?
- I think the other guys think I’m just Ted’s light.
- Ever sneak into the girl’s locker room?
- I think Hopkins was the one who burned down our gym!
- I’m gonna win that football game single-handed this year.
- I’ve heard that all Crabblesnitch’s pets end up in Edna’s meat locker, heh heh.
- You hear that half of last year’s carnies died from some rare disease?
- The big gossip is the Preps and the Greasers are gonna try and take each other out.
- Man, I hope Ted doesn’t make me wide receiver this year.
- It’s not like the old days; all the Nerds get ahead now.
- Just 'cause I can play sports, doesn’t mean anything off campus.
- The word is that the new kid thinks he can rule Bullworth by spring, heh.
- Have you ever spent a lecture hanging out in the John?
- I’ve heard Ms. Phillips will invite you to her house for private lessons.
- I’ve heard one of the Preps is gonna suicide bomb the Greasers, heh heh.
- I was the youngest in Bullworth history to get a varsity letter.
- I hate how the Nerds are always the ones who become famous.
- The guys really rely on me these days.
- You hear that Lola’s been two-timing her blind-moron boyfriend?
- There’s a rumour that someone’s gonna screw up the game.
- Time was; a guy who was good at sports was top dog forever ... not now.

Juri Karamazov:
- I am the strongest man at Bullworth.
- With a proper neck-lock, you can knock an enemy out in three seconds.
- Did you ever take any supplements to increase your muscle mass?
- Prep parties are great, the boys are scared and the girls love you.
- Girls are simple, they like strong men. Some of them don’t know it though.
- Sometimes ... my strength cannot solve every problem!
- I am unsure of my friendship with Luis.
- I hear Hattrick likes to torment Galloway, the strong always rule.
- The Preps and Greasers are finally deciding who are the least girly.
- I can do two-hundred push-ups. Did you know that?
- The football game will be good, but not as good as wrestling match.
- The kids around here are too wimpy, and they tattle too much!
- Have you ever wondered about the side effects of pharmaceuticals?
- Mr. Burton yelled at me again today ... I do not like that.
- The strong oppress the weak, that is way of world.
- Ms. Danvers has a thing for me; I can see it in her eyes.
- There are too many Nerds around here; they make me angry.
- All girls want me because I am strong.
- Jimmy was a fool; that is why he no longer rules.
- Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be of the opposite sex?
- Jimmy is the strongest here; that is why he rules.
- Girls don’t admit they love strong men, even though they all know it.
- I don’t think Nerds are actually human, they are sub-human.
- It is stupid that gifted athletes have to take English and classes like that.
- The new kids look extra puny this year.
- Hey, have you stuck a Nerd’s head in the toilet and flushed?
- I am going to humiliate some Nerds today.
- I think I pulled a muscle or something, n-not that I am whining.

Luis Luna:
- Can’t trust nobody; not even your own crew sometimes.
- Ever do fifty push-ups with a girl sittin' on you?
- I finally got this cool shirt; I’m sleepin' with it every night.
- The Greasers think Norton’s tough because he works demolition, haha.
- Mandy just keeps givin' doesn’t she? You see the latest pictures, man?
- Did you know that that nutjob Max is walking around with a baton in his pants?
- Someone said they’d have wrestle matches instead of elections for student council.
- Did you ever break a guy’s wrist in an arm wrestle?
- I heard Jimmy’s gonna do something super cool, can’t wait to see what it is.
- I heard that Russell got into a fight the other day, and then couldn’t remember why afterwards!
- Someone told me Ms. Phillips sometimes comes to school not wearing any panties ... can y' tell?
- Guess what? I wrote my own words in my last paper!
- I heard they’re gonna change the wrestling uniforms again.
- My parents just want me to be "successive"; they can’t even say it right! Ugh.
- Gotta get outta this place, it’s a Prep prison!
- Hey, did you ever ... do your own math homework?
- Gary’s been saying all sorts of things about Hopkins.
- Teachers lie, we can’t be anything we wanna be; look at them!
- I try to do all my homework; I’m just not strong enough!
- I hear that Yum Yum Market keeps sellin' outta eggs ... I wonder why.
- I’ll bet Dr. Watts hasn’t gotten any in a long time. Wait, you think he’s a virgin?
- Have you ever made out with the fat girl?
- I could be the star of the team; if only I had better sneakers.
- How come I can’t be the kid who’s both really strong, AND really smart?!
- My biceps are feelin' nice an' hard!
- So everyone’s been kickin' it with Lola, huh?
- Gary says it’s all Jimmy’s fault.
- It’s hard to be a Jock; everyone thinks you gotta be funny all the time!
- I actually got a decent grade the other day in a class that wasn’t gym!

Dan Wilson:
- No matter how many times I punched that little jerk, I just wasn’t getting through to him!
- We’re gonna totally kick-ass in the big game.
- I totally destroyed a whole bunch of geeks this morning.
- Vance told Casey, that Lola’s gonna appear in a girly mag next summer.
- If I have to eat this lousy food for one more day; I swear I’m gonna puke!
- Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard you snapped their underpants?
- J*sus, those Nerds really friggin' bug me.
- Did you ever p*ss on your own feet?
- We must have the worst headmaster in the world, he’s such a jerk!
- Who does that Jimmy Hopkins think he is anyways?
- Did you ever beat on Earnest?
- Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like a gallon of wine for breakfast.
- Sometimes, I just don’t feel like playing football!
- I recorded five tackles and two sacks in the last game.
- I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted’s back!
- Have you ever seen Mandy’s ass?
- So that new kid Jimmy Hopkins thinks he’s tough does he?
- I’m gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave this dump.
- Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, y'know?
- Why are we stuck in the cr*ppy lil' school in this cr*ppy lil' town?
- Did you hear about Lola and Lefty? Johnny’s gonna be real mad.
- This school really sucks.
- Apparently Derby and Bif are gay for each other.
- So, haha ... Kirby admitted he had the hots for Eunice.
- Maaan, I’m fed up with those prefects. Who do they think they are anyway?
- I don’t know if I’ll ever be good enough for the NFL.
- Man, I wish my ears didn’t stick out so much.


6) Non-Clique Students
Christy Martin:
- Oh my g*d, did you see Mandy making herself sick in the toilets again?
- School elections are always rigged with money-changing hands.
- I like everyone; I like to hear everyone’s stories.
- The Preps say they have a secret plan to beat the Greasers.
- Ms. Phillips hits on male students.
- I swear she got a nose-job and she’s like, only twelve; it’s totally not cool.
- I never forget a rumour, once I hear it.
- Have you ever been to a school in a big city?
- Did you hear there was fresh blood on the floor of the hole?
- I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
- I think summer break should be like ... five months long.
- I hear almost all the Prep boys are carrying protection.
- Why do we have to do homework?
- I never tell a lie, unless it’s a white lie.
- I hear everyone is betting on the Jocks this year.
- I don’t like having Mr. Burton as a gym teacher, he’s such a creep!
- Have you ever spread a rumour that wasn’t true?
- Somebody said Gary is actually a LOT older.
- I don’t understand why people are so serious; it’s just school!
- I heard the Preps are taking a trip abroad once school lets out.
- Did you hear? Mr. Burton is in therapy after "that" incident.
- Did you ever start a rumour about yourself?
- Rumour has it; they’ll be more pictures of Mandy coming.
- It’s terrible that our privacy is invaded often!
- I’m so bored, sometimes I feel like I’M boring.
- I have to tell people what I know, I’m a communicator.
- I can’t STAND it here! What if I never leave Bullworth?!
- Have you seen a celebrity up-close?
- One time I spread a rumour about a girl, and she ran away!
- I’m going to move to a big city with big rumours.
- Lola’s made out at all the spots with new graffiti.
 
Constantinos Brakus:
- Ted and his cronies think they own this dump.
- What can go wrong; will go wrong.
- I was nominated for an award for that article I wrote in the school paper.
- Life sucks, an' then you die.
- I sometimes feel like it’s just not worth it, y'know?
- Yeah, I went to the girl’s dorm last night. They totally tired me out. They were all over me like most girls are.
- Great, so there’s rats in the library. How am I supposed to return my books then?
- Did I ever tell you that my parents actually dislike me?
- Apparently positive thinkers outlive pessimists. Great, so I’m going to die young AND miserable.
- There’s so much graffiti around these days! I think it makes this place look like even more of a dump.
- I’m in love with Pinky and she won’t even look at me.
- I’m working on the yearbook now, it’s gonna be awesome.
- Everyone else seems to have seen those pictures of Mandy! Everyone except me, of course.
- What’s with all these cliques? They suck!
- None of us will be able to get jobs when we leave school!
- Have you ever noticed how all the teachers hate us?
- Yeah, the Greasers wanted me to join them because of my hand-to-hand skills, but they’re sooo below me.
- Have you ever wondered what the point of all this is?
- I think Mr. Burton really hates everybody.
- I’m not a pessimist; I’m just in a bad mood. Permanently.
- Thank g*d, we can get out of this dump soon.
- I’m telling you; if you do a cyclone kick into the green fireball, you’ll get the katanas! My friend’s friend did it.
- Have you ever woken up in a good mood?
- I’m gonna leave here as soon as I can.
- What’s with the garden gnomes everyone seems to have in their yards? They suck.
- Those jerks think they own the top floor of the boy’s dorm.
- Have you ever tried to run away from school?
- I haven’t had any money stolen for a whole week!
- Edna never gives anyone enough food at mealtimes.
- This school is falling apart!

Ivan Alexander:
- My mum gave me these pills for my mood, I’m selling them off.
- Everybody should burn their homework and trash the cafeteria.
- I knew Jimmy back when he was a nobody.
- This-place-sucks.
- I’m only gonna take two naps a day this semester, tops.
- Stay away from those Townies; I hear they use Bullworth kids as dartboards.
- If this stuff stunts your growth; I must’ve lost two feet already.
- You ever sleep through gym class?
- I’ve got the face of a forty-two year old janitor.
- You ever wake up on the football field in your underwear?
- I heard they’re gonna do away with grades this year.
- My ex-girlfriend can tell I’m workin' out.
- People wanna stay awake like, all the time. What is that?
- I heard Mr. Galloway tried to chew his straightjacket off.
- I mum flipped me the bird and spit in my pancakes.
- I heard Mr. Burton got arrested at a strip club.
- Did you see my ex-girlfriend around here?
- I told them homework was against my religion ... I think it’s gonna work.
- I saw Edna blow snot into the meatloaf. No, I swear!
- The universe hates me.
- I heard, there’s gonna be twice the freaks at this year’s carnival.
- I’m gonna take a nap in the boiler room.
- You see those pictures of Mandy? They are too hot to handle.
- You ever try shaving?
- There’s a Nerd I know who’ll write term papers for real cheap.
- If I fail this exam; I have to go to school in Slovakia.
- Life stinks, then you graduate.
- This place is totally pathetic.
- Ted Thompson happens to be a close personal friend of mine.
- Ms. Phillips gave me her phone number.
- I heard Russell made a Nerd eat a whole branch off a tree.
 
Angie Ng:
- It’s so hard to tell if boys like you or are just, playing around.
- Someone keeps breaking into the dorm, it’s pretty creepy.
- There’s just so much to do; I’m totally stressing out!
- My parents are totally stressing me out, I worry about disappointing them!
- I heard Jimmy’s a really dreamy kisser *giggle*.
- Gary keeps telling everyone that it’s Jimmy’s fault and that he’s sexually confused *giggle*.
- I keep having this dream about staying up all night and hanging out with boys!
- Mandy’s actually pretty nice, once you get to know her.
- I’m worried that I’m not participating enough in class!
- *Infatuated giggle* Jimmy’s so dreamy, all the girls want him.
- I usually get good marks so my parents are pretty happy.
- I heard it’s best to avoid Mr. Burton’s gym class if you’re a girl ... or a boy, he’s just not nice!
- Did you ever try that lotion I lent you?
- I’ve been working really hard on those cheerleader routines after I made the team.
- Hey, did you hear? That new kid made out with Eunice.
- He kissed me, and I think I liked it *giggle*!
- *Giggle* some of the Nerds are actually pretty clever, y'know? I heard they have some sort of hideout.
- I don’t know what to do when boys talk to me, I just get so nervous!
- I always do my homework.
- D'you ever skip class?
- *Giggle* I swear I saw Edna put a cat into the stew the other day.
- Those Prep boys are so shallow, y'know? All about appearances, but they’re rotten inside.
- Have you ever ... y'know, been in love?
- Have you ever *giggle*, played with a bunny?
- Did you ever forget to take notes in class?
- I wish I was like Lola, not giving a damn about what anyone thinks.
- Sometimes it seems like the teachers don’t really care to teach us properly, y'know?
- *Giggle* Russell told me he was passing maths, I’m really surprised.
- *Giggle* I think he might like me, I don’t know what to do!
- It’s so hard to get good food in this town; I miss my mum’s cooking.
- Did you hear? The Preps are planning to do something to Jimmy. They’re so rotten!
- Ms. Danvers is always following Dr. Crabblesnitch like some sort of puppy, *giggle* it’s kinda sad.
- I heard Johnny’s all worked up about Lola, aw it’s so romantic.

Lance Jackson:
- The administration here is really good in spite of all the cr*p they have to put up with.
- I transpose everyone else’s problems onto myself. It’s like a cancer, it’s eating me alive!
- Winter’s here and surprise, surprise; all these people are still fighting and bickering amongst themselves.
- Have you ever tried to be cool?
- Have you ever like, been really judgemental?
- No one even reads anymore, it’s like everyone’s happy being stupid!
- I’m not perfect, not even close; but I go around telling people that motivation’s for doing stuff!
- I’m sick of this macho fighting-cr*p that goes on.
- Why does everyone gotta gossip so much? It’s pointless; utterly despicable!
- I thought people were nice, inherently good, y'know; but all anyone cares about is who’s cool.
- Everyone’s so fake; no one says what they mean!
- My folks say I’m a genius, I doubt it. I do read a heck of a lot though.
- I’m really happy that I’m above all this bullying-cr*p, it’s so immature, really.
- Y'know, I’m so hard on everyone around me, but I never judge myself!
- Kids would learn waaay more if they spent their time learning instead of bullying.
- Did you y'know, like brush your teeth this morning?
- The worst thing about this school is probably everyone’s lack of comradery.

Gordon Wakefield:
- I heard that Ricky can't even fix a bike now his girl's gone. Like, get over it.
- I hate how everyone wants equality all the time! It’s an easy concept to grasp; I’m smart and they’re not!
- Did you hear about Lance? He's like the biggest loser ever, I heard he can't even read!
- I can pull almost every trick on a bike. It's not even challenging anymore.
- My parents are so strict; I can only stay out until 2 am on school nights.
- I heard the Johnny has something big planned. Yeah, like that meathead and comprehend anything besides grease and gears.
- Everyone thinks they’re like so cool, but they’re obviously not measuring themselves up to me.
- I’m like ... ridiculously rich, incredibly smart and d*mn handsome. In short; I’m almost perfect.
- I hate that I can’t find anything wrong with myself, I mean ... that’s pretty hard to deal with.
- How am I supposed to keep my image if my parents drop my allowance to two hundred dollars a week?!
- I wish this school challenged me academically, I mean, I have offers from every Ivy League school already.
- This school is filled with losers, I’m so sick of losers!
- Mr. Galloway was so wasted in class today, like, hasn’t he heard of AA? Willpower dude, man...
- Did you ever try to do something just to look cool?
- I’m so sick of these stupid ugly people everywhere, like, get a life!
- I was rated in the top one percentile of the nation’s smartest children yesterday, I rule.
- Oh my g*d, I heard Bucky got busted watching his grandma shower; what a sicko!
- Your cousin said that your dad was getting a sex change; that’s weird man, like, ultra weird.
- You hear Mr. Luntz got caught taking tranquilisers? What a low-life loser!

Trevor Moore:
- It’s looks like the Preppies and the Greasers are gonna fight, which is just great because like, if there was anything this school needed it’s more fighting.
- Have you ever been to a dirt bike track?
- Kids fight so much here, you’d think it was a class.
- It seems like nobody goes to class anymore.
- One day, I’m gonna be an accountant.
- The kids are crazy in this school, i-it’s like there’s something in the water!
- I don’t like where this school is heading.
- I’m gonna be a valedictorian.
- This place is starting to get too crazy.
- I forget to have fun sometimes.
- I don’t have a lot of friends.

Ray Hughes:
- I hate to say it, but Bullworth is full of bullies.
- Have you ever been to the comic book store?
- I think if me and Jimmy were friends, he wouldn’t act out and like, burn down the gym and stuff.
- I don’t mean to sound mean but I think Johnny Vincent’s kind of a jerk. If I were Lola, I’d totally cheat on him.
- What’s wrong with this place?!
- I heard there’s some kind of underground racing league here, but it can’t be true.
- I heard the Jocks don’t even have to show up to class.
- This is so not how I expected this place to be.
- I don’t know what to think about this place anymore.
- I’ve never missed a day of school.
- I’m afraid of rats.
- I’ve never been on a date.
- I loooove Mondays.
- Have you ever played dodge ball?
- I heard we get to read Watership Down this year. I can’t wait, I love rabbits!
- Someone told me they saw a rat in the library, but I’ve never seen one.
- I’ve read those books in Elvish.
- Nobody likes me.

Eunice Pound: (Missing eighteen lines)
- There’s no place for bigger girls in this world.
- Oh my G*d, some of those teachers are so d*mn thin.
- I wanna go for him, but I’m sure he’ll just reject me.
- Ever been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet?
- So have you ... y'know, got yours?
- This school, y'know, is just sooo mean!
- Why are people so judgemental?! Well ... I am a bit unforgiving.
- I mean, even if you’re not beautiful, it’s better than being a Nerd.
- Well it’s no mystery, I am overweight.
- I lost three pounds last year, this year *giggle* at least seven.

Melody Adams:
- This is supposed to be the best years of our lives, but look at this place!
- I get along with everyone!
- I don’t like to call people nerds!
- I can’t even get to class without being collateral damaged in a snowball fight!
- I think I focus too much on school sometimes.
- I think I’m going to get straight As this year.
- Have you ever been to the old observatory?
- I am so naive sometimes.
- Have you ever been to the carnival?
- This place is really getting scary.
- I really love art class.
- I really messed that up.
- Do you think that Johnny and Bif will fight each other?
- Do you ever go into town?
- I thought this school was supposed to be prestigious, but all I see is kids fighting and ditching class.
- Everyone seems to be jerks in this place.
- Have you ever kissed a boy?
- I think all this craziness will stop one day.
- I don’t know why everyone feels the need to fight so much at this school.
- I really don’t like where this school is heading.
- I wish I wasn’t so trusting.
- Have you ever been in a fight?
- Guys can be real jerks at this school sometimes.
- I think the Greasers get a bad rap at this school; they’ve always been nice to me!

Karen Johnson:
- The athletics program here SUCKS; it’s almost all for the boys.
- Have you ever been in a fight?
- There’s waaay too much fighting at Bullworth.
- Someone stole a bunch of stuff from the dorm; Mandy was saying she thought it was a ghost.
- I got the most points on the team, so I’m pretty happy.
- Why don’t they let girls play dodge ball? It’s so stupid; I know I’d be good at that game!
- Did you try out for a team?
- Did you ever work out?
- There’s way too much fighting at Bullworth, it’s like everyone has so many problems.
- I always say the wrong thing. I thought she was my friend, but now she won’t even talk to me.
- Edna told me that she went to a chefs school in Paris.
- I was one point short ... it was so disappointing.
- I have so much homework; I might have to miss practice.
- Next year I’m definitely gonna be on the team. I don’t want to be a cheerleader, I want to play.
- I’m gonna tell her that I don’t care about all that stupid drama, I just wanna play a good game.
- Someone saw this giant rat in the basement, as big as a dog!
- Dr. Crabblesnitch wouldn’t let me miss class to go to the finals, he’s so mean; I know I could’ve won!
- So I twisted my ankle and I might have to miss the next game...
- Johnny Vincent’s probably the best guy on a bike at Bullworth, the stuff he can do is crazy.
- Did you ever dress up like a boy to get to play?
- There was a big fight out by the bike racks, this kid got totally beat up; it was crazy!

Gloria Jackson:
- My peers are so anti-intellectual!
- We’ve lost the chaise Victorian ideals!
- Boys find my intelligence, threatening.
- Other girls tell me; that Jimmy fellow, hits girls.
- I wish my work ethic were recognised more often.
- Sources say the Preps conduct demonic séances.
- I was told that Mr. Galloway drinks wine with students.
- Ever take visitors on a historical tour of the academy?
- Have you studied Toynbee’s theory on evolving civilisation?
- I fear my sarcasm, isn’t very endearing.
- I feel as marginalised as Cassandra of Troy.
- The world is smitten with violence.
- Popularity is one insult I’m glad to avoid.
- My spectacles are vintage, y'know.
- I’d like to grow up to be secretary of state.
- Have you ever studied Carter G. Woodson?
- Sources say Lola’s slandering knows no bounds.
- I think self-knowledge is potent and brave.
- Have you ever been to the Bullworth archives?
- I’m a descendent of George Washington Carver, you know.

Pedro De La Hoya:
- I only cry myself to bed six nights a week these days.
- They’re gonna get me DRY sheets for tonight!
- I’ve heard that Jimmy’s taking care of Gary; that’s why we never see him.
- The problem with the world is that mama can’t be everywhere at once!
- So ... did you hear that there were worms in Edna’s spaghetti?
- Between you and me; I think someone’s out to get me!
- Did you know that Mr. Hattrick was a sniper from Korea?
- It looks like tonight is gonna be another sheet soaking.
- Ever pick your nose and eat the snot?
- Have you ever spoken to a girl? ...or a boy?
- I heard that Gary’s gonna come back and save us all!
-...and that’s where milk comes from, so anyway...
- I think Mr. Burton literally wants me dead!
- Have you seen those pictures of Mandy?
-...then you have to let the fudge dry off, but anyway...
- No matter where you go people will find you; they’ll kill you!
- I’ve heard the tough guys bring people like me to a place called the hole.
- Did you hear that Mr. Galloway had scotch on his breath again?
- I’ve got a SPECIAL appointment with Mr. Burton later in the week!
- I heard that Ms. Phillips used to be a bunny-waitress!
- Nurse McRae says my psyche is on the upswing!
- I miss my mama sooo much!
- I heard that Edna’s starting to see things when she’s cooking!
- Have you heard that Mr. Hattrick tried to start a fight with Mr. Galloway?
- Without mama; nothing matters!
- I’ve heard that the teachers have been doing the graffiti themselves!
- Ever just give up going to the toilet?
- Did you hear that Mr. Burton dropped a dumbbell on someone’s foot?
- There’s nowhere to run anywhere on this planet!
- If you want, I could show you all my hiding places?
- Every cry so much you got dehydrated?

Sheldon Thomas:
- People judge Mr. Hattrick unfairly; he’s really a nice guy.
- Did you see that kid sleeping in class? He’s so bad.
- Edna told me she has seven kids, that’s why she works at Bullworth.
- Dr. Crabblesnitch is like a brother to Ms. Danvers, he’s always so nice to her.
- I like to stay after class and help Dr. Watts, we’re friends.
- I don’t understand why the kids at Bullworth can’t be as nice as the teachers!
- Library fines are unfair, twenty dollars is a lot of money!
- Did you ever go to the office just to talk to Dr. Crabblesnitch?
- I think Dr. Watts is a real genius, that’s why he’s so hard to understand.
- Dr. Crabblesnitch says he won’t tolerate any hooliganism at Bullworth.
- Mr. Hattrick is so nice; he told me he’d show me a way to guarantee an A!
- The librarian said she’d never seen any of the Greasers in the library, ever!
- Teachers just don’t pay enough attention to kids, y'know?
- I talked to Dr. Crabblesnitch for half an hour yesterday, we’re good friends.
- Mr. Burton said the Bullworth football team is going to win, even though they’re a bunch of wimps.
- Mr. Galloway told me he’s never met anyone so keen as me before.
- Did you volunteer to do extra homework, just so a teacher would talk to you?
- Did you hear that Jimmy Hopkins is going to get expelled?
- Have you ever got locked in a closet by your friends?
- He calls me an annoying twerp but I know we’re friends.
- Have you ever tried doing your head?
- Mr. Galloway’s going to be fired; I know because Mr. Hattrick said so.
- I think I’m going to go to the office, I really like hanging out with Ms. Danvers.
- They all call me a teacher’s pet, I don’t understand why.
- I got locked in a closet yesterday, those guys are such jokers.
- Someone put mashed potatoes in my shoes while I slept, it was kinda squishy.
- I think I’d like to be a teacher when I grow up.
- Dr. Crabblesnitch said that Jimmy Hopkins has really brought peace to the school.


7) The Townies
Omar Romero:
- As far as I care, there IS no world outside this town!
- Hope I didn’t look too soft to the academy kids last time.
- It’s so hard to rob gas stations since the pumps went all "ATM".
- I’m gonna reeeaally screw someone’s life up today!
- You hear that there’s only one Nerd girl left alive in the whole school?
- Have you ever hotwired someone’s car?
- You hear that they sell cherry bombs in the back of (kaboom?)?
- I think the housewives at shady pines built tunnels to all their lovers’ condos.
- Have you ever seen what’s under the cheerleaders’ skirts when they jump?
- I tried using (kakuff?) for my fishing line, but the damn thing kept scratching me!
- I’ve heard (sorta soda?) is taking leftover burger mix from the school.
- I’ve heard there’s only a single Nerd girl in the entire school left alive or not pregnant.
- Ugh, there are too many people getting a good education these days!
- I screwed with two people’s minds today BEFORE breakfast.
- You ever sneak into campus to check out the cheerleaders?
- What’s the point in mugging someone nowadays? All you ever get is credit cards!
- I never feel better than when I can see a pool of someone else’s blood!
- Did you know about the (peepuls?) in the dressing room at (chi chi’s?)?
- The word is that they have radioactive sperm, so they keep having kids.
- Those idiots inside the academy, have no idea what the real world is like.
- Hoh, I can’t BELIEVE I missed the chance to trip the old lady at the store this morning!
- I’ve heard that guy Gary’s planning some big surprise for some kid named Jimmy.
- You hear that the head cheerleader’s pictures have been posted all over the school?
- Ever sent someone peaches they never ordered?
- I can’t wait to get home and kick-in my mom’s TV, again.
 
Zoe Taylor:
- I’ve been reading a lot of books lately ... something to do, y'know?
- The Greasers are all riled up over something, probably more Johnny & Lola drama.
- I hear there are still raids in the girl’s dorms, there’s something more to it than just messing around.
-Y'ever thought about leaving this town?
- If they don’t read you your rights when they arrest you, they can’t touch you.
- I’m thinking about taking up kick-boxing.
- I had another fight with my mom last night, I hate it!
- Seems like Burton’s up to his old tricks.
- Whoever painted that thing on city hall has some guts, that’s for sure.
- I like to break stuff. Makes me feel better, y'know?
- That b*stard Burton is still the head coach of the football team I hear.
- So many of the Bullworth kids are stuck up, they just don’t know any better.
- The reason why stupid kids get into trouble is because they don’t know when to stop.
- Have you ever gone to the big city?
- Nothing ever happens around here, nothing!
- I hate this town.
- Did y'ever give up on boys completely?
- Sometimes I feel bad about vandalising things.
- Y'ever start a fight just for fun?
- Looks like that b*stard Burton is no longer coach of the football team, serves him right.
- I dunno; sometimes I just don’t see the point of ... well, anything!
- I hate Bullworth.
- Another semester at Bullworth, and they still haven’t fired Mr. Burton.
- Most of the boys around here are just stupid moronic pigs.
- I hate the kids in this town.
- The cops around here are so stupid, they’re super easy to outrun if you know what you’re doing.
- Sometimes; I think I should move to the city. Get a new start, y'know?
- You ever break into some place just for kicks?
- I just get so UNBEARABLY bored; it just all seems so pointless!
- Some of the Bullworth girls are alright y'know, they just need to get out more.
- I did kick Mr. Burton in the nuts that one time, I’m pretty proud of that.

Clint/Henry:
- If they don’t want kids to smoke, why’d they make 'em so easy to steal?
- I hear that Gary kid went to Peru to be like ... a botanist or somethin'.
- That kid’s glasses cut my knuckles.
- I made some serious cash from those badger fights.
- I live fast and I’ll die young.
- Yeah, Miss. Krupke’s got the hots for me.
- I hear Nicky Charles owes a bunch of money to the mob.
- I hear Mihailovich keeps corpses in his hotel.
- Y'ever play three-card monty?
- Y'ever eat coooold hotdogs?
- I gotta quit smokin'.
- Yo, someone just set fire to the Bullworth gym; you believe that?!
- You can’t run a casino on school grounds?! What is this?
- Y'ever take a blind chick out to the drive in?
- Circus clowns gimmie the heebie-jeebies man.
- I drink beer for breakfast!
- Dumb cops busted my badger fights; I was making a mint!
- I lit his tie on fire, you shoulda seen him run.
- I wish my mom would get off the cough syrup.
- This piercing is all infected, stupid puss.
- Y'ever bet on two badgers locked in mortal combat?
- I poured gasoline all over his lunch!
- I hear Johnny Vincent has to eat through a straw now.
- I hear Officer Williams sleeps with an inflatable doll.
- I can retire on the money I stole from those Bullworth kids.
- I’m meant to die on these streets, it’s like ... *deep voice* my destiny.

Otto Tyler:
- I still need to beef-up more.
- I hate this town!
- I threw loads of garbage over the school gates the other day.
- Have you ever wished you were more popular?
- I’m gonna DESTROY that damn school.
- I’m gonna have to go home one day.
- Those little carnival dwarfs are weird.
- Have you ever punched a wall?
- The whole system sucks!
- Have you ever wanted to kill someone?
- Did y'ever microwave an egg?
- Did you see that tag on the top of city hall? I heard some Bullworth kid did it.
- I heard you can get different versions of those pictures, y'know?
- This country’s garbage!
- There’s an awful smell around this place.
- I stole some cigarettes.
- All school teachers are jerks.
- All teachers are idiots.
- School kids suck.
- I’m broke!
- I really hated being at school, y'know?
- I’m gonna right all the wrongs that’ve been done to me.
- The Bullworth kids have calmed down a bunch recently, bunch of wimps.

Jerry:
- Did you hear what happened up at the school? Total-friggin'-chaos. Awesome, man.
- If it was high-tide everywhere at the same time, all the land on the planet would sink!
- Man, I love seeing all the girls in their little skirts.
- All the cleverest people always fail at stuff.
- Only stupid people need to go to school.
- Have you ever fainted after smelling your own socks?
- I sometimes make simple mistake because I’m so smart.
- NASA keeps buggin' me to sign up with them.
- I’m gonna sail around the world by myself this summer.
- Nobody else understands how smart I am.
- All those kids in school are just there because they’re not naturally as smart as me.
- I can’t wait 'till all those friggin' school kids get lost.
- I’m worried my mom will find out that I dropped out of school.
- I can’t believe all those dumb kids actually stay in that school.
- Most people don’t even like me because I’m more cleverer than them.
- I often just sit back and think how smart I am, y'know?
- Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be as smart as me?
- Y'ever break into the girl’s dorm?
- Dude, do you even remember how annoying all those d*mn teachers were?
- When you’re as smart as me, everyone expects you to do well.
- Dude, have you ever got to third base with two chicks at the same time?
- All those morons still in school are lame.
- School kids are easy pickings for getting dollars.
- Just because I think; doesn’t mean that I am.

Leon:
- The weather always sucks, I hate it.
- I slept until two in the afternoon yesterday.
- I almost finished readin' that book I stole from the library last year.
- Y'ever had a good time in this dump?
- I’m gonna create havoc today.
- I heard someone called the cops about the other night.
- I just can’t seem to get my life together.
- Y'know what’s unfair? That I don’t have rich parents!
- Ever been anywhere interesting?
- I heard somethin's goin' down at the school, thing are gonna get shaken up.
- Y'ever walked out of a job?
- Looks like the crabs really hit the fair now, should be fun.
- I’m goin' to get in a fight today.
- They’re totally tryin' to provoke us, no doubt about it.
- I don’t think it’s criminal if you’re just doing it for fun.
- Sometime’s I feel like I have no future, y'know?
- I’m just so bored all the time.
- I hear there’s some kid at the school who thinks he’s all tough, name’s Jimmy.
- Y'know, you can’t actually go to prison if you’re a minor.
- Women like men who aren’t afraid to have fun, trust me on this one.
- I’m so bored.
- The cops are so oppressive, won’t let us have any fun!
- Nothin' ever happens in this dump.
- They so had it comin', they were totally askin' for it, it’s not our fault at all.
- I don’t know why I do what I do; I gotta get a job someday.
- Did it ever cross your mind that we’re constantly being lied to?

Gurney:
- Do y'ever wake up in the morning with a song in your head?
- I stopped this chick from gettin' my name tattooed on her you-know.
- I’m gonna take a night off this week ... and sleep below.
- I screwed up with this girl who was for-REAL in love with me.
- Today’s music is lame, I get no inspiration.
- I wanna make people happy, I can’t say no to girls.
- Y'know what they say about Nerd chicks, Beatrice can be hot.
- I’m scared I’ll lose my hair before I’m thirty.
- Have you ever seen fake breasts?
- Gary ... who’d have thought it?
- Look at me goatee; I like order, no chaos.
- Someone said Bullworth’s nurse is totally horny.
- I hear that all the Nerds at Bullworth are virgins.
- Some girl told me there was a website about me.
- Have y'ever said no to a naked girl, just to mess with her?
- Have y'ever had three dates in one night?
- I’ve seen parts of Mandy no one has photographed.
- I’ll tell the truth to all the girls in my life ... when they’re ready.
- Take responsibility for your actions; if you take a girl out, go all the way.
- I wanna focus on my music; all these emotions are bottled up inside.
- I hear the Jocks are planning a revenge for the game.
- I’m told I’ve scored with more chicks at Bullworth than anyone ever.
- Do you know this aphrodisiac hair gel called babe?
- Girls’ll realise I’m a minimum wage earner with a beer gut who’ll cheat on 'em.
- Life is not fair, let’s drink.

Duncan:
- If I’d known there was a teacher selling test answers, I never woulda left school!
- I dunno why the Preppies are gettin' so worked up over a few stupid trophies.
- I heard Officer Munson used to be a real cop, but now all he does is chase around kids who’re ditching school.
- One day, I’m gonna try and jump over city hall.
- Y'ever snuck into the girl’s dorm?
- I’ve broken my collar bone three times.
- Ugh, this place sucks!
- I heard that there’s a secret entrance to the chick’s dormitories.
- I never shoulda dropped outta school!
- Y'ever jump a house with a bike?
- I heard that rumour about the Jocks and the naked-twister, it’s totally true.
- I’m not really that good on a bike.
- I SUCK at stuff!
- Have y'ever broken your butt bone?
- I heard a rumour that things at Bullworth, are about to get very interesting.
- I may not be much, but at least I’m not a Preppy.
- Dropping out of school isn’t as cool as it seems.
- Nerds are the worst, I heard they like ... go to class an' stuff.
- This place is really beginning to blow.
- Those kids at Bullworth are going down hard.
- Have y'ever been to the dirt track?
- Ah, there’s gettin' to be too many Preppies runnin' around if you ask me.
- I heard the chicks at Bullworth make out with each other and stuff.
- Nobody’s got any respect anymore.
- I made a pipe in shop class ... before they kicked me out.



8.) Mission-based Dialogue
Panty Raid:
Christy: Hey Angie, check this out!
Angie: What is it?
Christy: This is the picture I’m putting into the yearbook, does it make me look fat?
Angie: Why do you keep worrying about being fat? You look good!
Christy: Yeah, you’re right. I’m being silly.
Angie: Hey, show me your other pictures.

Weed Killer:
Gord: Well I’m going to work at my father’s firm this summer.
Parker: He’s making you work? What a b*stard.
Gord: No no, I wanted to. His firm is handling a big murder trial; I’m going to help out.
Parker: You’re helping out on a murder trial? Poor b*stard’s gonna get the chair.
Gord: Oh screw you, I’m not gonna get the guy convicted. Besides, it’ll look good on my university application.
Parker: I suppose. Me? I don’t worry. His daddy made a big donation.
Gord: Yes, the old fashioned way is best.

Justin: What do you think that noise was?
Tad: Probably just Bryce and Chad horsing around again. You know how they like to wrestle.
Justin: Tell me about it. They even practice wrestling at night, did you know? The two of them keep me awake sometimes with their grunting and groaning.

Chad: ...so I asked mother, why can’t I access my trust fund yet? I mean, I’ll be eighteen in a couple of years anyway. She said it was for my future, that I should be grateful she was looking out for me.
Bryce: That’s nothing man, you’re letting her off easy. You should get twice that much for a whole summer.
Chad: Tell me about it. All I want is a measly fifteen-thousand to go to Europe this summer.

Greaser Challenge:
Lucky: This sucks, there’s never anything good on TV.
Hal: What, war footage and natural disasters doesn’t do it for you?
Jimmy: Nice place you guys’ve found, I think I’ll take it.
Hal: What do you want Hopkins?
Jimmy: I want you gone, get lost.

Nerd Challenge:
Algie: No, no, no. You can’t use diplomacy to make the elf princess do that.
Fatty: Of course I can.
Jimmy: You guys having fun?
Fatty: What are you doing here? You can’t join our party!
Bucky: Give him a chance! Let him join, if he can beat Fatty’s Consumo high score.
Jimmy: Why not? I can always use this place to crash.

Townie Challenge:
Duncan: It’s a pretty cool game; it’s all about killing things and taking their stuff.
Jerry: What was it called? Grottos & Gremlins or something like that?
Duncan: Yeah ... hey! What are you doing in here?
Jimmy: I’m here to beat you up, and evict you.
Otto: Enough talking, let’s fight!

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Auditory Experiences / Watching a fight
« on: June 15, 2014, 11:19:30 AM »
I haven't got dialogue for Gary, Pete, Earnest, Derby, Johnny or Edgar (I was able to get Ted because he's easy to put into free roam) or any of the Townies because they don't mingle with the other cliques enough to get them to witness a fight, plus a few other students are missing some lines (Little kids are difficult because they usually run off to fetch a prefect), the Preps are also a little muddled because most of their dialogue was noted from the Boxing missions where they obviously have extra lines.

It's a work in progress basically but I'll clear it up when I find the time...


1) Non-Clique
Gordon:
- Oh come on, I could throw better punches with my hands behind my back!
- Cheap shot, that was a cheap shot!
- Is this fight a slapping contest? Come-on people!

Constantinos:
- You both suck at fighting!
- Well hit 'em then!
- Kick him in the nuts!

Ivan:
- Yeah, a little action to wake this place up!
- C’mon, more senseless violence!

Lance:
- You don’t have to prove anything!
- *Taunting* Looks like someone’s got some self-esteem issues!

Ray:
- The winner gets to be my friend!
- This is so exciting!
- That’s right you fools, fight among yourselves. Makes my rise to power all the easier!

Trevor:
- KICK-HIS-ASS!
- Beat him like he stole something!

Angie:
- Can’t you just talk it out?
- *Taunting* Get a room, losers!
- *Taunting* Stop being idiots!

(As cheerleader):
- The strongest boys in all the land, Bullworth fans clap your hands ~ ♪
- Hey all you Bullworth fans, get up and clap your hands. Bullworth, Bullworth, yeah-yeah-YEAH ~ ♪

Christy:
- Are you fighting, or flirting?
- Show me something I can talk about!

(As cheerleader):
- Yay, go team!
- Bullworth-Bullhorns, Bullworth-Bullhorns ~ ♪
- Everybody LOVES the Bullhorns!
- Bullworth boys are better than the rest, yaaaay!
- WOO-HOO!!

Eunice:
- Go-go-go!
- This is SO exciting!
 
Melody:
- Yay, big jerks fighting!
- Don’t hurt each other too much!
- I don’t normally like this kind of thing but this is kinda fun!

Karen:
- Oh, this is SO EXCITING!
- RUN AWAY!!

Gloria:
- Give him the fist! The FIST, the FIST!

Sheldon:
- *In alarm* Fight! Someone get a prefect!

Pedro:
- *Wailing* Why are those kids fighting?!
- Thank God they’re not picking on me!


2) Bullies:
Russell:
- RIP HIS EARS OUT!!
- PULL HIS KNEES OFF!!
- PUNCH HIS STOMACH! PUNCH HIS STOMAAACH!!

Davis:
- Ooh-ooh-ooh, he’s getting beat!
- Haha-yeah! Take 'em to hell, hahaha!
- It’s a freakin' massacre!

Wade:
- Why’re you goin' easy on 'em?!
- Get CRAAZY, go off on 'em!
- Come on man, school’s watchin' don’t be so lame!!

Ethan:
- Give him the finisher, give him the FINISHER!
- Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh! Use the iron bar, USE THE IRON BAR! (Might be arm bar, I can’t tell.)
- That’s WICKED!

Tom:
- What was that?! Did anyone else see that?
- Oh come on this is like a freakin' slow-dance!
- *Weird laugh* Ha-ha, they look like little puppets, ha-ha-ha!

Trent:
- Finally, some good old teenage-bloodshed!
- Kick his knees in!
- Stuff that dork-wad’s head up his butt!

Troy:
- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
- GO! GO! GO!
- PUMMEL HIM!

3) Nerds
Earnest:

Melvin:
- Thank GOD they’re not hitting me!
- Let’s make this fun, uh does anyone have a sword or mace?
- This is so much more fun on this side of the fight!

Beatrice:
- Make it painful, I won’t tell anyone!
- I hope that you will do irreparable damage to your opponents’ neurological functions.
- Aim for the most vulnerable spots. Like the underarm, the neck, and the Achilles tendon!

Thad:
- Cruth him!
- That’s the stuth!
- Teath him a lethon!

Donald:
- You’re BOTH pathetic!
- C’mon, make him cry!

Cornelius:
- Go on, REALLY hit 'em!
- Get 'em, GET 'EM!
- Blaam, boom, kapow!

Algie:
- *Wild giggling* Hahahaha! Fight! Get 'em!
- Hurt him, make him cry!
- I just love it when someone beats up someone who isn’t me!

Bucky:
- Get that ogre, slay him!
- C’mon do a good move!
- Ha-ha, this is nutso!

Fatty:
- Remember the code of the warrior!
- Headlock, HEADLOCK!
- Don’t hurt each other!

4) Preppies
Derby:

Bif:
- I hope you both lose!
- This must be how the Romans felt!

Pinky:
- Don’t just take that!
- *Squealing* THIS IS SOOO EXCITING!
- What a fun fight!
- Oh don’t worry, Jimmy’s tough!
- That looks like it hurt!
- Couldn’t you just be friends?!

Tad:
- Give it to him, c’mon!
- I STILL think Hopkins will lose.
- Come on, I wanna see some blood!
- GO BIF, I’m counting on you!
- Kick him! In the Johnson!
- *Chanting* Bif, Bif, he’s our man!

Bryce:
- I’ve got a lot of money to bet on this!
- Be glad I don’t enter the fray!
- Haha, THAT’S the best you can do?!
- Knock him unconscious!

Chad:
- Uncivilised, but I can’t look away.
- I love watching Bif hurt people!
- Twenty dollars on the dumb-looking one!
- Hopkins, go home!

Parker:
- Look at that ridiculous fighting!
- I’ll do a round against Hopkins after this fight. *Smirking* If there’s anything left.
- You look pathetic!
- I could do so much better y’know.
- Why don’t you guys just break it up?
- Hopkins you’re pathetic!
- Hopkins you’re SUCH a wimp!
- C’mon Bif, show him what we’re all about!

Justin:
- I LOVE watching poor people fight!
- The loser’s a rotten egg!
- Make him bleed!

Gord:
- *Chanting* We-want-blood!
- A fight. Oh how very amusing.
- Hopkins is surprisingly tough!
- *Smirking* It’s a wonder Hopkins is still standing...
- His left eye looks swollen!
- I LOVE watching a good match!
- Pound him Bif!
- Show some spirit man!

5) Greasers
Johnny:

Norton:
- KICK HIS TEETH IN!!
- JACK-BOOT THAT SON OF A B*TCH!
- YOU GUYS FIGHT LIKE SISSIES!!

Lola:
- C’mon hit him!
- He’s so manly!

Ricky:
- There, you see that move? He stole that from Johnny!
- Deck 'em! C'mon, I could hit harder than that.
- What th-?! Stick your fist in his face! Give him BRACES for pete’s sake!

Peanut:
- Danger. Big man on campus!
- Watch that Johnson!
- Give it to 'em!

Lefty:
- Drop-'em, yeah DROP-'EM!
- Give it to 'em!
- C’maaan, pick it up!

Hal:
- Kick his butt!
- Hit 'em in the face!
- FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!

Vance:
- Yeah, get 'em good!
- Ay, this ain’t no school dance, rush into 'em!
- Use your left, your LEFT!

Lucky:
- Are you guys gonna start fighting or what?
- Aw, this is like a couple of four year olds.


6) Jocks
Ted:
- Knock the snot out of 'em!
- WOOH! That’s a BIG-TIME HIT!
- DOMINATE this scrimmage!

Damon:
- Split his wig!
- Hit him in the guard and tackle him!
- (Sounds a bit like "Koomatay, koomatay, koomatay" but I can’t find an existing word which sounds anything close to that.)

Mandy:
- GO BULLWORTH GO!
- Haha, look at those dorks fight!
- This is so much fun!

Casey:
- Hahaha, look at the wimp-fight!
- Two bucks on the little guy!
- C’mon take him down!

Bo:
- Yeah! Go-go-go!
- Haha, lay 'em out!
- It’s a massacre!

Kirby:
- *Growling* Kick him in the hoohaas!
- I wanna see some blood, ladies!
- You’re not hittin' him hard enough!

Juri:
- Destroy the weakling!
- I’ll take the winner!
- Haha, you both SUCK!

Luis:
- Hahaha, get 'em!
- Bite him man, bite him!
- Get 'em GOOD!

Dan:
- Go on, pummel 'em!
- Jump on his neck! Nyeah! Do-it, DO-IT!!
- Man, I just wanna join in! WOOH-WOOH-WOOH!!

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Resolutions / Password Recovery
« on: June 14, 2014, 06:19:05 AM »
Terribly sorry to clutter up this section with another one-answer thread but I've only become active on Bully Board again recently and I can't log out because I can't seem to remember the password I set up when I joined last year. Is there some way of sending a recovering it or resetting it through my Email account?

(Also would it be possible for a Modifier to delete this thread once it has been answered please, it's a rather embarrassing question and I can't imagine you'd want it cemented into the site's history either.)

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Bully 1 Discussion / Why the Greasers?
« on: August 05, 2013, 09:26:57 AM »
Honestly, I promise that this thread is in no way intended stir up arguments, but I just don’t really understand why the Greasers get so much more stock than the other cliques.

As far as I can see, the game is completely unbiased towards each of the cliques. Sure, some characters are portrayed in a better light than others, but the cliques seem to be in relatively equal favour. So why are the Greasers so popular, and consequently, the Preps so disliked?

I don’t hold a massive grudge against the Greasers aside from their outrageously unfair fighting style, but as far as I can see, they’re just a bunch of messy throwbacks. Johnny is obviously completely unstable and his reputation as a good fighter is demolished by the fact his girl treats him like an utter tool, causing even the non-clique students to laugh at him behind his back. It makes a pretty good plot but I don’t see what makes them so particularly likable.

While the Preps just to hold an amused and contemptuous view on them. The Greasers behaviour back towards the Preps seems to be fuelled on pure hatred. I mean, don’t you actually find them a little threatening? ...walking around campus carrying wooden 2 by 4’s and bricks, they’re nearly as bad as the townies!

As for the Preps, obviously no-one likes a stuck-up attitude, but they’re just so much more than that. Most inherently wealthy people are complete snakes, but the Preps actually box, they get out there and face the world with a pair of fists rather than lounging in their garden. Why are they so unpopular with the majority?

Again, I’m honestly not trying to start a conflict, I guess I’m just curious after seeing all the “What’s your favourite Greaser” and “The life of Johnny Vincent” threads. What is it you like so much about the Greasers over the more every-kid cliques like the Bullies and the Jocks?

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Visual Experiences / Bucky!
« on: July 22, 2013, 06:23:37 AM »
He is just SUCH an idiot!

Whenever a fight happens, he always just suicide-firecrackers whoever’s involved. He can’t fight at all, he just runs in and throws a firecracker at short range knocking himself out as well as you, your opponent, anyone you’ve hired etc.

I mean, it’s occasionally funny when he throws a firecracker at a lamp or a vase in the library and knocks himself out like the complete dunce he is. Other times though, particularly during the final chapter where everyone aids you in fights, you just can’t spar anywhere around the Library of the Dorm without him yelling “I’m coming for you!” then bounding up like a complete retard and knocking everyone out in one hit. Students like Tad or Kirby always get taken out in one hit and even bigger ones like Norton or Bo are finished off if they’re already injured. I ALWAYS kick him until he de-spawns whenever he does this.

It’s getting so annoying but there isn’t anything you can do, he knows he wouldn’t stand a chance in the fight so he just ruins it for everyone involved. Algie or Donald throwing stink bombs still gets pretty annoying but at least they don’t actually knock everyone out.

DAMMIT BUCKY!!

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Requests Archive / AI Jimmy
« on: July 18, 2013, 05:21:20 AM »
This is just completely out of interest. I only have the PS2 version of the game so modding is completely out of my depth anyway, but would this sort of thing be possible? Putting Jimmy's skin, fighting style and dialogue into an AI model?

I'm really not asking for it to be actually done, as I wouldn't be able to use it anyway, but I just wanted to know if it'd be achievable ... if so, I can imagine him being quite a difficult opponent with his permanent and impenetrable block and vicious 5-hit Combo.

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Bully 1 Discussion / First day at Bullworth?
« on: July 17, 2013, 02:11:15 PM »
Can you remember back all those years when you took your very first step into Bullworth Academy? What did you think of it? Did you get lost around campus much? Get beaten up a lot? Start hanging around with your favourite clique before they actually liked you? How did you do in your classes? Side missions? Any characters you became enemies with pretty quickly? Who was your favourite girl? Who was your 'first' girl? Favourite weapons (melee/thrown)? Share your experiences below!

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Bully 1 Discussion / When is Bully set?
« on: June 30, 2013, 02:27:40 PM »
I was just wondering if anyone knew if Rock Star had released the time period Bully was set in? Playing it today, I just realised that everything seemed to be quite old fashioned, I know it's a Gothic-Building Prep School in New England but nothing in the game seems to stand out as being particularly modern. The clothing is fairly old, the cars and buildings are fairly old, the only things which stand out are the set of computers in the Nerd Hideout.

I have no idea what American Schools are like, but they aren't that old fashioned are they?

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Bullworth Experiences / Playing football with Damon
« on: June 27, 2013, 07:45:01 AM »
Is there some sort of trick to being able to catch an American Football on the game? I can throw and catch Frisbees with the Preppies, I can throw and catch Footballs (Soccer) with the Bullies but I can never actually catch an American Football. I’ve tried it so many times with Damon (only because he’s the only Jock who’s pretty much always there), he catches the ball fine then throws it back to me but no matter how well I time the buttons, I always miss it.

I then have to run and fetch the ball while Damon gets bored and begins walking off. So when I throw it at him again, he doesn’t catch it and instead gets struck in the face before either bustin' my gut up and watching me bleed, laying my butt out like a new-born baby or ripping out my heart and feedin' it to me.

I know it’s a pretty unimportant aspect of the game but I just really want to learn how to do it. Is it just about timing or ... is it a different button or ... what?

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Auditory Experiences / Aiding a fight quotes
« on: June 25, 2013, 07:26:22 AM »
Is anyone able to put up the dialogue students use when aiding Jimmy or another member of their clique in a fight?
I can remember a handful, but it’s full of gaps...

Bullies:
Russull:
- NOOOO, get off my little buddy!
Ethan:
- TAKE, yer hands off now!
Tom:
- I’m coming for you! Never leave a man behind!
- You mess with my friends you mess with Tom!
Wade:
- Hang on man; I’ll get that sucker off your back!
- No-one messes with Wade, or his friends!

Nerds:
Fatty:
- Uh, you got a handle on the situation?
- Um, you want me to help?
Donald:
- Leave him alone!
- Don’t hurt him you PIG!
Bucky:
- I-I’m coming for ya!
Cornelius:
- Hey! Don’t hurt him!
- Leave off him!

Preps:
Derby:
- Nobody bothers Derby Harrington’s friends!
Bif:
- You mess with my friends you mess with ME!
- Don’t sweat it; I’ve got your back!
Parker:
- Leave my friend alone you dog!
Gord:
- I say, unhand him, immediately!
- That won’t do, that wont do at all!
Justin:
- Stop that you peasant!
Tad:
“Can’t you ever fight your own battles?”

Greasers:
Lefty:
- Hey-yo dink! Lay off!
Peanut:
“Don’ worry, I’m comin’!”
“Hang on!”


Jocks:
Kirby:
- Help is on the waaay!
Juri:
- Do not let that GIRL bother you!
Casey:
- Leave my buddy alone!
Damon:
- I gotcha back!

Dropouts:
Omar:
“Alright, alright! I’m coming!”
“I’m coming! But you gotta learn to fight!”

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Bullworth Experiences / Bizarre fights
« on: June 24, 2013, 10:13:39 AM »
Wondering around the map, you can rarely find a couple of students fighting (without Jimmy having caused it) but have you ever seen a fight with a really unlikely outcome?

I recently left the school building and down into the rear playground and Justin (Prep with evil eyes) was fighting Casey and Bo (Who had a bat) There weren’t any Prefects nearby so nothing interrupted the fight and after a couple of minutes, Justin managed to beat them both with his health still in amber, I couldn’t believe it.

Tad had joined towards the end of the fight but he only threw eggs from a distance, Justin just completely creamed them both. I think the problem with Jocks is that they’re all quite strong, but they never block at all (Apart from Luis and Juri) which sort of makes most of them glass cannons, if a student like Justin can keep landing hits then they’re just helpless.

Have you ever seen any fights with really against-the-odds victors?

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Visual Experiences / Asylum inmate fighting style:
« on: June 19, 2013, 05:15:49 AM »
Again, sorry if this is already well known, I’m still trying to get to grips with the forum but I’ve found something bizarre.

I’ve been redoing the “Finding Johnny Vincent” mission recently as I find the second half quite fun. I acquired the Orderly Uniform, relived the guard from his post and activated the switch to open all the cell doors. I can’t be the only one who stops for a minute to spar with the inmates as they start rioting but I noticed something peculiar.

After provoking one of the dropout inmates into fighting you hr began acting really strangely, to attack he used that same brawling style as the Bullies but he run like some sort of animal, doubled over forwards which his arms swinging against the floor. Then, as if that wasn’t strange enough, he used this grapple move where he lunged at Jimmy, climbed partly up the front of his body and started mauling his face like a wolf or something.

It was quite poorly animated so probably wasn’t intended to be finished and put inside the game but I was so amazed by it I didn’t realise how quickly Jimmy’s health was depleting. He was knocked out in just under 10 seconds, I mean Bif, Damon and Russell combined couldn’t do that much damage that quickly.

The inmate still used the same fighting dialogue as his dropout counterpart but he just behaved so bizarrely. I’ve never really like the asylum, the wired skeleton model, mortuary vaults and room with the large oven just creep me out, but this was just insane. Has anyone else had a go at it?

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Visual Experiences / Johnny Vincent free-roam glitch (Uncertified)
« on: June 11, 2013, 05:28:44 AM »
I’ve been replaying the 3rd Chapter recently “Love makes the world go round”, I don’t particularly know why, but I was wearing the Cheerful Reindeer Sweater while doing the mission Lola’s race, which as you know isn’t a particularly difficult one. When I finished it though, Lola as usual, scolded the Greasers for talking about bikes and then turned to Jimmy as they walked off.

This started the “Lola now likes you” cut scene and Jimmy did one of his awful pick up lines like “You have nice lips” or something but instead of kissing him, Lola just ran off, leaving him standing there like a doughnut for about 10 second until the cut scene finished. I don’t know if this was because he was wearing an item of clothing which girls don’t kiss you in or something. (Actually, this might also be because I haven’t completed any art classes yet so I could still recruit people like Gord and Kirby)

The cut scene then eventually terminated, Lola returned to free roam, but Johnny and the other two racers Lucky and Ricky were just standing there. They had no health and were completely invulnerable but you could still communicate them (They taunted Jimmy because of his bad standing with them) but it was just really strange. Hal was walking past and attacked me, to which a police officer then intervened so I had to flee and when I came back Johnny was gone, which was a bit of a shame.

I’ve only ever had it happen once though so I don’t know if it’s reliable. Is anyone else able to give it a shot? I’ve saved now, and would have to start the chapter again...

(Pardon me if this is already known, I haven't looked back at all the threads in this section...)

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Bully 2 Discussion / Joining a Clique in the Sequel
« on: June 03, 2013, 04:51:06 PM »
Just out of interest, in the event of a sequel, would anyone want the ability to potentially join one of the cliques? Or do you prefer to have more of an indiscriminate protagonist?

I was just thinking that it could be an interesting concept to actually join one of the cliques. This could perhaps unlock a series of extra missions in your chosen cliques favour as a plot twist, as well as various bonus lockable depending on the clique you join, such as the Nerd clique giving you a wider arsenal, the Preppy clique giving you a huge, lavish safehouse or the Greaser clique giving you a variety of new vehicles?

I suppose extra missions could involve moving your clique further up the schools pecking order with great difficulty from the rival clique(s)

Of course the game mechanics would be altered to what clique you join such as you unable to accidentally harm fellow members unless deliberately locking onto them and rival clique members attacking you on site.

I know the game immediately portrays every cliques as being as nasty and malevolent as possible in the original game but I just think it could be a pretty fun twist on the game, although I'm just fantasising here, there are some good points to having a neutral protagonist.

What are your thoughts?

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Visual Experiences / Multistory Boys dorm
« on: May 13, 2013, 05:41:47 PM »
I was doing the first photography class the other day, photographing the flag above the archway to the girls dorm. This might be old news, but I've realised, that is you stand right on the steps to the Girl's dorm and point your camera towards the Boy's, you can faintly see windows appearing on it's roof, these then disappear as you walk back towards the dorm.

I've always wondered why the Girls down was so much larger in a school where the boys outnumber girls about 5 to 1, but was the Boy's dorm originally meant to be multistory as-well?

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