Petey travels to London and becomes a self-help guru.
Beatrice bcomes a surgeon and misplaces somebody's Liver.
Lola becomes a professional prostuite and is killed by her pimp.
Pinky marries her cousin anyway, and gives birth to 3 retarded kids.
Mandy becomes a professional model and screws her way to the top.
Zoe actually escapes New Coventry by winning the Lotto.
Gary goes on a murderous shopping mall rampage, and kills 13 people
before being shot to death by police, who have real guns this time.
Best ones yet! XD Awesome job, Chuck.
Angie finally went to the big city with a boy. And got lost.
Eunice lost all her extra weight and is the author of some of the most popular weight-loss books and DVDs. Last year she was arrested for molesting a boy with a resemblance to her old Bullworth "buddy", Pedro.
Ethan now plays an extra in some of the world's most popular martial art/ninja movies. He couldn't be happier.
Melvin died of dehydration at the age of 24 during a 36+ hour marathon of non-stop G&G PC gameplay.
Melody became even more obsessed with good diet and exersise and became Bullworth's top track star by the time she was in 11th grade. Unfortunatly, by the 12th grade she was in deep stages of anorexia and bulimia. She died at the age of 19 and weighed 43lbs.
Gord won season 10 of
Project Runway and is now designer and owner of a men's clothing line inspired by Aquaberry. He lives in New York with his soon to be husband, Eduardo.
Kirby finally accepted his sexuality and is now an amature drag queen singer/actress in LA. His stage name is Stevie Maddison, due to his obsession with Steve Madden shoes.
Peanut never got over his obsession with Johnny. Years after Johnny had moved away from Bullworth, Peanut still sent him frequent letters and phone calls. He wanders around Bullworth in a daze, unsure of what to do with his life without Johnny there.
That's all. I think I'll come up with more later. This is fun!