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The Grounds Of Bullworth => Auditory Experiences => Topic started by: Mike_W on May 06, 2011, 11:20:00 PM

Title: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on May 06, 2011, 11:20:00 PM

I was messing with the cops lately and they said some really good, side splitting stuff.

Officer Monson: "How 'bout I shove my badge so far up your ass you'll be crappin' speedin' tickets?"
Officer Monson: "When we get back to the station, you tell them those bruises came from fallin' down the stairs!"
Officer Monson: "Here's a hint, when you're in interrogation and the detective unplugs the camera, heh, that's when the fun begins!"
Officer Monson: "I'll show you what else phonebooks are used for!"
Officer Monson: "You ever been beaten by a phonebook, cause you're about to be!"
Officer Monson: "I'm gonna shove that plunger so far...."
Officer Monson: "The boys in the holding cell are gonna love you, precious!"
Officer Monson: "Back at the station is where we do the tune-ups....and that doesn't involve a car!"
Officer Monson: "I've got something like that only it fires BULLETS!"
Officer Monson: "If you throw that at me I'll hurt you!"
Officer Monson: "THAT'S YOUR ASS SON!" (after seeing vandalism)
Officer Monson: "You son of a bitch!" (after seeing vandalism)

More to come....

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Crazy Snake on May 07, 2011, 01:02:08 AM

Lol, you got to love these.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: BloodChuckZ on May 07, 2011, 05:07:00 AM

Ha, Ha, Guess I should hang around Monson more.  I only heard a couple of these.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Brett on August 19, 2011, 03:21:36 PM

haahaha I love This.  -- Does anyone remember In the 2006 Bully when the cops would say "I always get my man," and then "Wait...That didn't sound gay, Did it?"

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: BloodChuckZ on August 19, 2011, 04:09:32 PM

That Cop still says that in 2011.  Some things never change.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 19, 2011, 04:24:51 PM

lmao, I got such a kick out of that.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 19, 2011, 08:45:13 PM

Ooh, god! Not the boys in bluuee...

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 19, 2011, 10:18:41 PM

Officer Monson is by far the funniest authority figure in the game.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 19, 2011, 10:55:35 PM

Yeah, but Officer Ivanovich has his moments.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 19, 2011, 10:57:08 PM

He does, but I actually find him and Officer Williams to be the lesser two cops in terms of comdedic value.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 19, 2011, 10:59:34 PM

Well, what quotes from Officer Morrison do you find funny (besides his knocked out quotes)?

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 19, 2011, 11:01:33 PM

When you bump him "ARE YOU ON DRUGS, SON?"

and "OWWWW! THAT WAS LOOWWWW!"

oh yeah and "I wonder if I can go dancing in my uniform?"

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 19, 2011, 11:03:37 PM

I REALLY need to go through his audio files again.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 19, 2011, 11:11:25 PM

You should, he says some funny stuff.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Brett on August 20, 2011, 08:51:54 AM

Quote from: Chuck X on August 19, 2011, 04:09:32 PM

That Cop still says that in 2011.  Some things never change.

I never hear him say "Wait-- that didn't sound gay did it?"

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 20, 2011, 09:15:45 AM

That sucks for you.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Brett on August 20, 2011, 10:04:57 AM

Yea. Ill play the 2006 version and hear him say it.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 20, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

Haha: Try to wear women's clothing!

That's what you say when you watch a fight? ROFL.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 20, 2011, 05:07:24 PM

lol, wut?

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 20, 2011, 08:04:17 PM

Morrison.

FIGHW 3. Go on. Listen to it.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Hayley on August 20, 2011, 08:07:03 PM

I don't think Mike as the audio files.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 20, 2011, 08:14:49 PM

Oh...

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 20, 2011, 10:23:54 PM

Yeah, I have the PS2 version. All quotes I state from the game are purely from memory.

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Red Blaster on August 26, 2011, 11:56:09 AM

THIS IS OFFICER MONSON! I am in pursuit of a teenage loser and requesting backup!

LOL

Title: Re: Funny Police Lines
Post by: Mike_W on August 26, 2011, 11:59:52 AM

Officer Monson is hilarious, although his attitude pisses me off, so I often destroy him.