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Bully-Board.com => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: scg25 on March 28, 2011, 09:57:40 PM
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Hey, ugh. I don't know how to start this. Well I'm 24 years old. My name is Michael Diaz or more commonly known as Mike. I've played Bully since I was nineteen and I absolutely loved it. So, what's up?
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Hey Mike, welcome to the site! I'm sure you'll love it here.
Looks like we'll have 2 Mike's now!
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Welcome, Mike #2, how are things out there in Oregon ? We don't get many West Coasters on here, Most of us are in the Middle to North-East US, although we do have one guy from N.D. on here.
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Hey! Another Mike! Your name alone is enough to make you cool with us already.
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What the hell is a "Hola" there Mike ? (Mike #1 or #2).....
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What? Hello in Spanish? What?
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Oh ? Hmmm....I'm not Spanish.
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You don't even have to be good at Spanish to know it means hello.
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Wait, are you serious? You didn't know what hola meant?!?!
Thought everybody did...
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Chuck, go watch Dora the Explorer!
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No, thanks, that cartoon sucks......
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Yeah, but maybe you'd learn somethin'
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I doubt it. Got enough useless junk filling up the ole noggin.
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Thanks guys. Yeah I'm 24 years-old. I'm not actually from the West Coast. I came a long damn way to get there. I was born in New York City, I moved out here to get some peace and quiet; and Oregon is one of the best places for it. I'm currently studying agriculture at Oregon State University. I'm also a gamer and I know absolutely nothing about consoles and I play games on my gaming computer. It's also pretty nice out here in Oregon. Anyways while I do have a busy as hell schedule I'll always find a way to come online and with spring break I'm pretty bored.
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You haven't had spring break yet?
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Actually tomorrow's the last day of spring break for us. While I still have my job (I'm a fisherman) I only work 5 hours and its morning jobs so it's pretty boring the rest of the day.
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^ That sounds neat....Bet it's a lotta work though.
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A fisherman? So you're on the coast of Oregon I assume, not inland somewhere like Eugene or Portland?
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I actually live right outside Eugene. It is hard work including the time I have to wake up. I have to wake up at 3:00 AM to get to Newport at 5:30 AM. Now I play Bully a lot. It doesn't bore me like FPS do to me. Well nothing Rockstar makes really bores me. I still play San Andreas like it came out yesterday.
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Ever play the Manhunt games ?
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Yeah, the Manhunt games are awesome.
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Dude, you are so in. Manhunt is my second fave after Bully.
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Also a San Andreas fan? Awesome!
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Haha thanks guys. Anyways, what's up with you guys? I'm sitting on my couch hoping a hot super model will walk through my doors to say hi. I'm not getting any success.
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lol, you may be waiting for a while then. I'm gonna hit the hay soon, its midnight here on the East Coast and I have to get up at 7 tomorrow morning.
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*Waiting..... Waiting..... Waiting....* Yeah this is gonna be forever. I get the day off tomorrow so I'm probably gonna end up doing something incredibly stupid with my friends who wouldn't know any better.
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Just catching Leno's "Headlines".....Some funny shit tonight.
Been kinda dead here tonight...We usually have more on.
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Have fun with that! I have a friggin' science lab and lecture tomorrow, I'll be bored out of my mind from 9 in the morning until 2 in the afternoon.
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Well, have fun with that. Anyways I'm probably gonna go for a late night jog right now.
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Well, it won't be as late as it is here right now. :D
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Oh, nevermind I'm to tired from work today. Well I gave it my best shot. I stood up from my couch and said: "No screw this. I'll jog later." Haha.
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lol, I would normally go out even at this time, but last week there was some dude walking around at 11 with one of those miner's helmets and someone called the cops on him!
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Haha I got something like that going on now. I got a drunk guy yelling at a street lamp in front of my house. If one of my neighbors don't call I'm gonna have to. It's kinda funny to watch though.
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lol, that shit never flies in my 'hood. I ALWAYS seem to have this 6th sense for stuff going on and I seem to gravitate towards the window and catch people in the act. The other year I noticed some people acting weird, so I called the cops and they got arrested!
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This might sound evil but drunk guy just tripped and I laughed my head off.
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Don't even get me started on drunk people! I love watching them act like retards out in public. Its always a treat.
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It's always funny watching the drunk's antics, as long as they're not one of your relatives.
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Yeah I laugh too. I mean I've gotten drunk before. I never go out in public when I am though. It's just funny how they 'blame the people around them' when they're drunk when really they were dumb enough to go out and get wasted in public.
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A few weeks ago I bowled with a guy that was completely cocked and he kept missing the pins and yelling "Suck a dick!". I thought I was going to piss myself.
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Not as funny as watching them fall over the ball return....Priceless.
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Wow, that's just plain funny. One time one of my drunk as hell friends challenged me to a fist fight. I wasn't drunk and it was funny because he would trip and fall and he kept yelling: "I'm Randy Couture, you can't beat me!" Well lets just say all I had to do was trip him and he was KO'd.
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Usually, my friends would just finally pass out and I'd wind up driving them home.
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Just catching Leno's "Headlines".....Some funny shit tonight.
Been kinda dead here tonight...We usually have more on.
Okay, so its not just me.... I was driving to my class earlier tonight and there was almost NOBODY on the roads or anywhere....even in class! Where the fuck is everyone? Is there something I don't know about?
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Beats me. Cobra's off playing RE, I think. Dave's been in and out, don't know where the others are.
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Dave's been in and out? .....*wink*
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Well, don't know what he's been doing in his tortured personal life.....
But he was on & off of here several times earlier.
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Welcome Mike, glad to see you've joined us.
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GAAAA ! Where you been all night ?
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Hey thanks for the welcome. It's hard to believe I've played Bully since the first weeks it's been out and I just found this site today.
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Who me Chuck? Work all day, even had to stay after 3 hours, what a bitch it was. I'm wore out man.
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That sucks.....Just another manic monday for a lot of them, I guess. Mot been a whole lot of activity tonight. I'm about ready to pack it in.
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Yea it looks like it's about that way. I'm probably going to go to bed soon anyway, tomorrow probably want be any different.
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Hey thanks for the welcome. It's hard to believe I've played Bully since the first weeks it's been out and I just found this site today.
Don't worry about that, I was the same way. I ain't been here long either, but if you love Bully your in the right place.
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That sucks.....Just another manic monday for a lot of them, I guess. Mot been a whole lot of activity tonight. I'm about ready to pack it in.
That better not be fudge you're talking about!
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Hey, dude, welcome here ! I'm Dylan.
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Nice to meet you Dylan.
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Oh ? Hmmm....I'm not Spanish.
Well I'm not Spanish either.
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Hello and welcome! I'm Emily.
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Nice to meet you, Emily.
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So, you guys watch Family Guy?
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Damn right I do!
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Me & the other Mike do, I know.
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Damn good show. I have every season on DVD.
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Whoa, that's Hardcore.....
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You must be FG's number one fan!
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My all time fave Family Guy bit.............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAqJHpBmPjE&feature=related
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Haha I love that one. My girlfriend has a whole shrine dedicated to family guy. I'm not the biggest fan she is.
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I was over in You-Tube looking for a decent clip of that for 20 minutes. A buncha assholes have mucked up a hell of a lot of these. Geezh.....
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I hate that. No, I really don't care how you people screwed up this video. I don't think it's funny.
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What? Are you talking to us?
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No. Lol, people on the internet who screw up videos.
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Oh, I was thinking that I did something wrong. Sometimes I do something wrong and I don't realize it.
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Nah, we don't get mad like... at all here!
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Go look for that clip, 'Where's My Money" Family Guy, and there's lots of them there, all right...But the Idiots screw them up with headbanger music, piss poor audio, or some other such garbage. I just wanted a clean clip, just like the show, not a buncha crap.
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Yeah I don't understand that either. Like you look for a funny scene from a movie/TV show and when you see the list of videos 8/10 of them have some stupid music playing. No sound from the funny scene just the crappy music.
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Like that one incredibly annoying song that is on EVERY youtube video?
Trance - 009 Sound System Dreamscape (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI#)
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Anyways (random comment), I got moved to nights for work so now I get to actually get some sleep! It's only 2 hours too. And pays pretty well. I work from 8-10. I'm so glad the days of waking up at 3 AM are over!
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I don't like waking up early. I can do it, but it is very difficult. I am usually up around 5:45.
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Waking up early is terrible. That's why I don't do it anymore.
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I hate it. I don't think anyone actually likes it. Except old people, maybe.
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lol, yeah. Old people and little kids are early birds.
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First and last stage of life people.
Does that sound bad?
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A bit, but we'll let you off this time.
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I call old people coffin waiters... Is that bad?
My grandpa wakes up at 4:30 and sits at the table for 3 hours. It is creepy if you ask me.
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It's usually because they can't sleep. I am too young to even comprehend that.
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That's aweful! You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Old people sitting at tables is creepy though.
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That's aweful! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Grave diggers?
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Dude! Have some respect for your elders!
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He does, but not when they're not around.
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When you gotta die, you gotta die... Isn't really a second direction...
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Otherwise there'd be no place on this Earth for everyone else.
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If nothing died think of how packed it would be. Death is great!
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That's what I'm saying! All the remains just evaporate. LOL, not.
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I'd have to bury some people alive to make some room.
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That would suck. Overpopulation's a bitch! haha.
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Why not take the China approach?!
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We have a lot of space in the US. Unlike China!
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North Dakota... Don't even think you bastard!
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We're coming for you...
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^^Well, now that you gave us all the idea....
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My parents lived in China two years before I was born and they told me there were a crazy amount of people. Even in the 80's it was crowded.
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Did it smell like fried rice over there? :p
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I don't like big cities. I like it quiet where there isn't many witnesses when I shoot a trespassing dog... Well there are, but they are too afraid to do anything...
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Well then, sir, maybe Boston is not the place for you....or the whole state of MA for that matter.
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I reserved your seat last week for you in HELL!
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Probably, Idk. There were probably tanks everywhere too. Watching out for the "dirty Imperialist Americans". lol. :D
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Those damn Chinamen. Just a prime example of why commies are bad....
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I'm sure they felt very welcome!
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Old people sitting at tables is creepy though.
Where do you want them to sit ? In the Morgue ?
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Fuck, you people are DARK!
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It's inherent in our very nature.
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A place I wouldn't want them sitting: behind the wheel of a car. Their driving is fucking crazy.
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Very true. Now that you mention it, I've never experienced an Asian person driving recklessly. There goes that stereotype....
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Well, dude watch out for those Irish drivers. Those are scary motherfuckers.
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I'm part Irish and I wouldn't consider my driving to be all that scary. Unless of course you are another driver and do something to piss me off
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I know I'm part Irish too. But when I was in Irelend the driving was a little scary to me.
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lol, were you still driving on the right side of the road? That could explain a lot!
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It was like a race. They would pass me when I was going the right speed limit, and it scared the crap out of me because it looked like the fast and the furious with them trying to ram into me.
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We don't go the speed limit over here, whadda mean ?
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Idk maybe it was just all new to me. Being in a different country and all.
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Nobody ever goes the speed limit around here. Infact, that doesn't even exist in our vocabulary.
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Nobody ever goes the speed limit around here. Infact, that doesn't even exist in our vocabulary.
Haha. I don't over here either. But one guy was just totally trying to get me while I was in Irelend. The one time I really ever follow the speed limit is the time when some guy tries to rear end me.
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If someone is riding my ass, I just go slower! :p
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Unless it's a cop. Then it's full speed ahead!
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lol, and how mant tickets do you have?
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Unless it's a cop. Then it's full speed ahead!
Fuckin' A!
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lol, and how mant tickets do you have?
I have 1. You can't get caught if you are driving a 1972 dodge ram work truck! The one time I did it was about a $900 one for resisting arrest... I really didn't think that fat fuck could run so fast!
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What the... T-Bone!!
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You ran from a cop?! Jesus Christ! So now we're talking about fat cops? Damn, this site is random but so is Bully.
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We should rename this place "Bully-Random-Board!"
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Yeah dude. I like it here. Unlike that Bully Wiki. Too much fanfiction. I got nothing against Fanfiction in fact I do fanfiction myself. But whenever you look for canon information there's some fanfiction page kicking you in the balls.
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You do fanfiction, eh?
Well we got a member here *cough* Cadence *cough* who's life revolves around fanfiction! But I see what you mean, it's not the most... accurate source....
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Plus the fanfictioners were a bunch of perfect people in their stories. Their characters would deal with problems like they were superman. It got boring to read.
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You ran from a cop?!
Pffft....I ran from a Cop and got away doing 80 mph through town on a Harley. Top that.
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Oh I'll go top that! In GTA 4.
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Plus the fanfictioners were a bunch of perfect people in their stories. Their characters would deal with problems like they were superman. It got boring to read.
I believe the correct fanfiction term for that would be Mary-Sue.
I'm more of a Harry Potter fanfiction kind of girl, but hey, if you want to talk fanfiction, I'm always willing. ;]
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Don't count. Gotta do it in real life.
Believe me, it's far more exciting.
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Don't count. Gotta do it in real life.
Believe me, it's far more exciting.
But where I'm at the cops are in shape and I'm kinda out of shape. I'm 225 pounds and that's not exactly what I would call in shape at the moment.
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Pffft....I ran from a Cop and got away doing 80 mph through town on a Harley. Top that.
This one girl my school got so drunk (she's seventeen) that her stepdad drove her to the police station, where she then proceeded to kick a cop in the knee.
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^lol, dumb move. I wouldn't run from a cop. You'll just be in more trouble later now that they have video cameras to get your plate number.
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Plus the fanfictioners were a bunch of perfect people in their stories. Their characters would deal with problems like they were superman. It got boring to read.
I believe the correct fanfiction term for that would be Mary-Sue.
I'm more of a Harry Potter fanfiction kind of girl, but hey, if you want to talk fanfiction, I'm always willing. ;]
Have you been to Bully wiki and seen the Mary-sues there? They're like bees swarming around like bees. And who is Mary-Sue?
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It's just a term used to describe characters in fanfiction that are absolutely perfect in every possible way and/or characters that are ultimately unrealistic.
I have not seen Bully Wiki.
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Yeah, two characters went from school students to gunslingers to students again. That shit never happens!
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But where I'm at the cops are in shape and I'm kinda out of shape. I'm 225 pounds and that's not exactly what I would call in shape at the moment.
So ? I'm 237 pounds. What's a little flab got to do with it ?
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Hahaha, you crazy fat people!
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Well yeah but those cops are like 170 pounds and are as fast as fucking dogs. They chased my overweight neighbor when he was on the run and they caught him before he could even react.
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Sorry, but fat people should just not even try to out-run a more in shape person. Its over before it even starts.
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That's why I was driving a Harley at 80 mph. Gave a bit of an advantage.
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I can so picture Chuck cruisin' on a Harley...
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lol, was the thing screaming for you to get off? :D
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I want to learn how to ride a motorcycle soooo bad. Just saying.
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Thing ? What Thing ?
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lol, the bike.
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Convo jumper without quote usage!
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^Say that again....in a way we can all understand....
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Ummm, I'm actually confused.
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Got that Right.....
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Way to go, genius!
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If YOU'RE confused by the word "convo," it's "conversation."
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My brain is tongue-tied.....
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Well my shoes are tied-tied. I even did it by myself today!
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Good for you! Now to just get you potty trained.
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Whoa, slow down there. Who do you think I am?
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A bed wetter, that's who.
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Haha.
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Tee-hee!
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I got past that last year dummy!
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I dunno, I thought I noticed a big wet spot on your pants....
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That's the color of the jeans!
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Likely excuse! Don't think I don't know about that one!
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Daveywinks is a bed wetter?
LE GASP.
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Oh, so then you would know!!
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Everyone will know about your secret, Dave!
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Just leave me and my Huggies alone!
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You wear Huggies too? Oh, this is RICH!
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Leave him and his huggies alone! lol.
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^ Thank you!!
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No way, we are totally gonna humilate him.
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Well if you can't control your bladder you gotta wear something.
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If I wasn't here, who'd be the replacement as the BB pet?!?! You all better hope I stay! :p
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"You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave!" ~The Eagles (Hotel California)
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A diaper wearer.
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A diaper wearer.
That's Dave in a nut shell!
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Actually, A "Huggies" Shell.
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I prefer pull-ups.
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Are you a "Big Kid Now"?
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Not me. Davey----? Not adult.
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Go sit in the corner!
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In the spherical room?
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Hahaha, yes! Hours of endless fun for us to watch.
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Ooh, another New Yawkuh.
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Where?
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Yay for New York! It's so cold and lovely here.
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What be the temperature there?
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It's snowing here....HARD!
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34ish. Rainy.
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Some people get all the luck.
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Right here it is around 25 and a little breezy. So, Mike, when I am in Boston, that is when you will get the worst weather isn't it!
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When are you going?
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Haha. I don't think so, Mike.
A few years ago we had this random snow storm in the middle of October that caused us to lose power for two weeks. I think that's pretty unlucky.
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We had a storm like that, in 2007. There was a tree in my neighbors bedroom...
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Pfft, try an ice storm in December that knocks out power for over a week.
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You should be more prepared....
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Right here it is around 25 and a little breezy. So, Mike, when I am in Boston, that is when you will get the worst weather isn't it!
When are you going? I'll be there in May or June.
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April 6-11. I guess I won't be seeing you. :(
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The snow should be gone by this weekend....infact, it will just be rain tonight, no snow in Boston.
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If I find you are lying to me.... >:(
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Pfft, what you gonna do? Find me? :p
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.... Yes.. Derr :rolleyes:
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April 6-11. I guess I won't be seeing you. :(
Guess not.
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Boo-hoo. Get the tissues ready!
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How bout I just use your shirt... C'mere sexy.
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Get away! Or...I'll....I'll get Dave!
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He will make it worse, for you...
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No, he'll jump up on you and hump your face!
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Or yours...
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Oh no, he has a man crush on YOU my friend.
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Where was I when you found out about this?
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Somewhere.... he has like, a half a pack of rolaids in his pull up when he sees you in the picture thread.
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Just get a Snooki. It humps anything.
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He has a T-Boner?
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^^No, that's just Dave with a wig.
^Yes, he totally does!
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Davey want smush smush!
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^lol I think Davey has a "bro-mance" going on.
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lol "bro-mance" haha.
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Its the truth!
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Haha okay.
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You didn't know that Dave has the hots for Travis?
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You didn't know that Dave has the hots for Travis?
He totes does. He talks about him sometimes IRL, lol.
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I'll bet Dave has a tramp stamp shaped like a big heart with the name "Travis" in it.
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He totes does. He talks about him sometimes IRL, lol.
Don't encourage them please.
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^ Sorry. It shan't happen again, sir.
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LOL.
Why do you put 2 ^'s if I'm right above you?!
^^ Indicates 2 posts ahead of this one!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Because I CAN.
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Oh can you?
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You better believe it, bud.
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Hahaha, take THAT, Dave!
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So much love on this board. haha.
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Dave is just the guy we love to hate! :p
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Oh, definitely. ;D
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Right now my BB respect is -1,000,000%.
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Shit! Dave's here! He must have senses that tell him when we are busting his balls.
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Daveywinks is sick again so I have nothing better to do than play on my computer!
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Poor Daveywinks....go drink some OJ.
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Oh I did. I think it's time for some more medicine!
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Hopefully its not the kind you take in the ass.
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^It's*
Mike: -∞
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Go fuck yourself! I hope you are sick for ∞!!
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I hope you're bald for ∞!
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Fuck you! You know I will be!
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So much hate! I love it.
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Ahahaha >:D >:D
I hope you get stuck in an endless pit of... quotes
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Nice useless empty quotes there, Dave.
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I like empty quotes.
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Just like your head.... :p
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Empty quotes in my head?!
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Not EVEN quotes in your head! :p
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Ahh, we don't hate Dave ! He's a good dog !
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He can sleep out in the yard tonight.
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Poor puppy. lol.
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Yah....It's cold in the Buffalo area tonight.
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How cold? It's 34 degrees in where I'm at.
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It only got down to 32 last night around here.
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Dang. Hawaii sounds good right now. It's 77 degrees.
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Hawaii sounds good any time there isn't a tsunami or volcano.
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Or an insect invasion. That happens a lot in Hawaii, and those Hawaii spiders are huge.
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I always put 2 ^'s. Sometimes 1. They're both pointing at the previous post. If I want to go any further than the previous post we have quoting. If I'm going back a page or two I'm not gonna use arrows!
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I generally use 1 ^ for the previous post, ^^ for two up, and a quote for the rest.
Not always, though...Sometimes, I click on just the topic off the index page, and it only sends me a page short & I don't notice.
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I've always used the ^ for the previous post and no further. Whether I'm using 1 ^ or 10 ^'s Its all for the previous post. If I need to go any further than the previous post I'll qoute if needed.
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It's funny how people can change the subject so fast. First from Hawaii, then to: ^^^^^^^^^^ and how many you put in.
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Haha, it's what we do, seriously.
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One thread can have many topics in it.
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Oh and Dave is a puppy that had to sleep outside.
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More like a mangy dog. We wouldn't put cute puppies out in the cold.
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True.
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"Get out you mut!"
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You pissed on the floor again! Out, out!!
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"No shitting on the carpet!"
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Bad Dave!
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Sit!
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We're gonna have to get rid of this one.... -gets shotgun. ties dog to tree-
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-Puts cigar in mouth like a badass- Fire when ready.....
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As an animal lover, I vote we don't shoot Davey.
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Naw...Euthanize him.
It's only 'Humane'......
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LONG nap for Davey....
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I couldn't shoot a dog. Love 'em animals too much.
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Naw, Dogs are Cool.....
But Cats can go to Hell.
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Dogs > Cats.
But I still wouldn't kill a cat just for the fun of it.
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I lived with cats for years. I had 6 cats once.
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I'm allergic, never had one. But have been around them. They aren't bad, despite the itchy eyes they gave me.
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Cats are friendly and cuddly animals. You don't need to walk them neither.
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I actually enjoy walking my dog.
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I've always wanted a kitty; however, the parental units are allergic.
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There's just something in cats that dogs don't give.
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The ability to hide in a couch for 2 weeks.
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Yeah...Smelly, Rancid Piss.
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I remember my aunt used to have this cat that would hide in the couch, and every time you would sit down, it would dart out of there. Scared the crap out of me!
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I know a guy who didn't give his cat the snip-snip. He feels like he would take the cat's pride. He claims this cat rarely sprays.
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I never believed in that either, unless they were in contact with other animals.
I say leave 'em the way they come.
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I have mixed feelings on this. One hand, I say, leave 'em alone with what God gave them...Wouldn't want a species who used humans as pets to be messing with me....
Other hand, the animal population is outta control, with thousands of innocent animals getting killed every day, just for the crime of being born unwanted.
So, what is the answer ? I know I wouldn't want to be the one doing the killing, each and every day.
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I remember my aunt used to have this cat that would hide in the couch, and every time you would sit down, it would dart out of there. Scared the crap out of me!
lol, my aunt's cat did that this past December. We were over at her place for a party....hadn't seen the cat all day, and then someone put the leg rest up and it took off like a rocket!
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I haven't had a house cat in years. I have all kinds of stray barn cats that hide in the hay. I don't mind though, they eat mice.
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I will never have a cat. They make my eyes itch like crazy.
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Damn, T-bone, you trying to give somebody a siezure with that flashing Avatar ?
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I was thinking more of a stroke, but seizure works as well. Is it distracting?
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Not as distracting as the fact that they got swept by the fucking Rangers! >(
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GAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like those annoying '1,000,000th Visitor' ads you see on some sites with tha nasaly voice going "You've Won".....
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^^Don't even remind me! I would have thought that they would have started out with a bang with Crawford, and now I have my hopes low for losing to Texas!
GAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like those annoying '1,000,000th Visitor' ads you see on some sites with tha nasaly voice going "You've Won".....
Lol, I will change it... When I get back from BOSTON!
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"Congratulations, you won!"
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Those things fucking suck. Probably just operated by some monkey over in Nigeria trying to steal your money.
^^Its all the fault of the pitchers! Fucking home run-giving shits!
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"Congratulations, you won!"
Haha, I thought the same thing about what you and Chuck said.
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S'allright.....I'll just drape a towel over the left side of the screen....
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I just got one of those ads on Facebook. God it annoyed the crap out of me.
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^^Its all the fault of the pitchers! Fucking home run-giving shits!
]Especially Buccholz! He let 4 homeruns!!!!! Hopefully playing at Fenway will change...
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S'allright.....I'll just drape a towel over the left side of the screen....
Maybe you should send that into Jay Leno for his segment on "redneck repairs".
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I get those ads on my cheat sites. I went to my cheat site and it said I was the 999,999th visitor. It also said I won a free PS3. Its sad that they think we'll take the bait, but its even more sad when people actually do take the bait.
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I hate those flashing things. They don't make me go apeshit or anything, but they are annoying as Hell.
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I wonder how many people actually think they've won something when those things come up. I bet you'd be surprised by the answer.
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Probably a lot of people.
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A lot of people. There's some people who are amateurs in the internet world and don't know about things like spam and viruses. I just try to ignore them. It sucks when I see these flashing things and suddenly I hear "YOU WON!". I want to smash something.
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Yea it sucks seeing them, but you just have to ignore them the best you can.
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The day you win a free PS3 let me know, hahahaha. There's very few ways you can trust for winning anything "free".
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I won my mom a car once from a game from the internet before. It gave you 3 doors to choose from, I picked the right one.
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Its pretty rare to get anything trustworthy on the internet. When things are too good to be true, they most likely are.
A friend of mine did a survey online once. He recieves a check for $2000. He cashed it and spent it. Suddenly he owed the bank $2000 'cause the check bounced. He got screwed by a survey.
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There actually are some survey sites out there that pay money. But it's really hard to find them, and it's really hard to get into them. With all the fake sites out there it wouldn't be worth it to even try and look for them. But that sucks that happened to him.
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He was really happy too. Who isn't when they get $2000?! It pissed him off when he had to pay back every dollar.
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I bet that's suck big time finding that out. Computer should come with some kind of handbook or something like that. Just letting people know what to look out for not to click this or that. A lot of older people don't know the difference and wouldn't believe that someone could do that.
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People who are first timers to the internet don't know about such things. They'll actually fall for it. Not until they learn from it (hopefully) will they not do it again. People are supposed to learn from mistakes, but some people can't even do that....
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It's funny because my girlfriend says she never curses, but when those ads come up she says something like this: "Aw, fuck! What the fucking crap, stupid internet bitch!" Haha I ROFL whenever she gets mad at the ads.
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They're annoying. How can you not? They're like gnats that never die.
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I know but my girlfriend is a wannabe saint! I'm not a saint so I'll cuss all I want.
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I never wanted to be the goody-good boy. The fact that there's people who believe in "staying clean" is pathetic. That's like saying you'll never make mistakes and be perfect.
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I know, right? Haha it's just plain funny how the perfect people try to be always perfect. My girlfriend just tries to be perfect to annoy me.
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I'm a little ashamed to admit that I have a potty mouth.
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I'm a little ashamed to admit that I have a potty mouth.
My language is anything but sophisticated....
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Fuck a duck.
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^No thanks, I am stuffed.
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I'm not very ashamed to admit that I have a potty mouth. Some people think I have tourettes it's so bad. I don't though.
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lol, I swear my Dad has tourettes....you should hear him swearing!
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You should of seen last Thanksgiving.
Dad: "Mike where the fucking fuck did that bitching turkey run off too!"
Me: "Dad, it's in the garage...."
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My Dad's personal favorite is "cock-sucker". He'd be working in the basement and you'd hear him tinkering with something and then all of a sudden "COCK-SUCKER!"
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My dad will work in the garage on his motorcycle whenever I'm visiting and he'll yell: "Fuck bitch! Dumbass bike."
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I never had the cleanest of language. I've started the swaering when I was 12. Of course the fact that our families say it kinda shows where we learn it from....
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What the F#@%&$! G&@#% S$@% is everybody goin' on about ?
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I don't F#@$%& know!
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How much of a pot*y mouth they all are.
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Dave, don't be a bitch. :p
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As if you're a saint yourself Dave....
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*looking skyward* Saint Dave !!!!!
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As if you're a saint yourself Dave....
I don't understand this.
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Another confusing moment for Daveywinks....
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Are we bleeping out our words now?
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Fuck no! Well I don't think so.
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Lol, I was just playing. There's no way you could censor us around here.
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Well....There are "ways"....
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There may be ways but it'll always stay.
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Were you saying that I think I don't say words like...
fuck, shit, bitch, dick, cunt?
The only words I censor are...
inde*ed, corre*t.
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Don't forget N*gger.....
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^That can always be substituted as "nigga"....although that's more of a brotherly term, so to speak ;)
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I don't usually say brother, censored or uncensored.
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I'm not a fan of the whole "bro" or "brother" thing.
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It gets annoying after a while.
Check this out bro.
What bro?
What are you talking about bro?
Want some milk bro?
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Some people just use it to try and make themselves look hard or something. It really does the opposite if anything.
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It's unnecessary. Just call someone by their name.
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It was given for a reason too! If their name is Bro (which would we weird) then fine. But otherwise they have a name. Use it!
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It actually doesn't bother me when people say it sometimes. But not all the time, it gets annoying!
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It does after too many times. Some people say this shit with passion and use it in everything they say.
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Or like when they talk to a teacher or someone. Seriously!
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Sometimes they even use the shit in what they write.
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Ha, I've never seen that. Serious writing anyways.
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Welcome senor
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Thanks, como estas? I'm not Mexican (or spanish) I just learned Spanish in high school.
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I never had any sisters, but did any of you call your sisters "Sis" ?
That would be just as annoying, I'd think.
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I've never directly called her that. But I've referred to her as that to someone else before.
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I call mine a ho :), I love pissing her off.
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I don't have any sisters. :(
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Neither do I. I have a brother, who I don't know that well. I really wish I could have known him a bit better sometimes. :(
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I have an older bother who is a sophomore in college, and a younger brother who hates me.
I was never super close to my brothers, seeing as how they're both lunatics.
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I've lost contact with my brother. We were never close. He treated the family like real shit and took advantage of us. We eventually didn't want anything to do with him anymore. We lost a lot of valuables due to him. I highly doubt that he's ever changed neither.
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My older brother was very, very violent.
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So was mine. He got into a lot of trouble as a teen. He never changed neither. He's currently 29 and he still has the attitude he did at 14.
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Sorry to hear that. :( My brother got into a lot of trouble too, but thankfully, he grew out of it.
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Some people just never gain their maturity....
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Dave...You probably have other names for her as well.....
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You're kinda losing me at "other names for her". Who are we talking about here?
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I've never directly called her that. But I've referred to her as that to someone else before.
^ That, I think.
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I have only 1 sister, and no brothers. I feel lucky, she's not bad as far as sisters go.
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I have an older sister whom I'm very close too, and a younger brother that I used to be close to then he started taking drugs, getting drunk, and is jobless right now. I think you can guess why....
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My brother was hanging with the wrong crowd as a kid. He was always stealing and getting in trouble. I thought that as time went by and things changed, so would he. To this day he still has the same attitude he did as a kid. He has no idea of what responsibility is. He could never keep a job. He just kept stealing and living off of others like a parasite. This is how he lives. I have no idea where he is now. I haven't seen him in years. We left him 'cause he did the same shit to the entire family.
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1 sister I'm very close with.
1 bother I'm not very close with.
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I have a small portion of my family that I'm very close to. The rest I have lost contact with and no longer trust. I trust friends more than them.
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I can trust most of my family. Just not in great contact with most of them.
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Over the years I slowly lost complete contact with most of my family. Most of it was separation due to conflicts and betrayal. Very little of it remains in contact with me. I hold what remains quite tightly. If I lose any more I would be by myself.
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It's a sad world we live in. When I was drinking at the age of 21 instead of more fun and less stress I was having less fun and more stress. My sister and my girlfriend (the only real family I have now) were the ones to help me get rid of alcohol because back then I would drink to have more fun and less stress. It wasn't working so I kept drinking and drinking and drinking to try to relieve myself of my troubles and have more fun. My little brother now is the one drinking and taking drugs like an asshole. He's in rehab now.
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When I left my brother, I found out that he was having a daughter. I never met my niece. What was even more sad is that he didn't work for one dime during that pregnancy. The girl did....while she was pregnant. Even worse, she gave my brother all of the money so he can buy beer. They bought nothing for the kid to soon arrive. Beer was the #1 priority. Beer first, then the kid. I really hope my brother became a man and took some responsibility for the kid....
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That's sad.
I really hope my brother became a man and took some responsibility for the kid....
I'd hope so too.
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My brother was always the opposite of me. Him and I were both raised the same way by the same mother. I've always been good (or somewhat good) and had intentions in my life while he was lazy and got in trouble. Everything about me my brother is the complete opposite of.
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That's so weird how that happens, but it does, a lot. Same with me and my brother. Both raised the exact same way... two totally different personalities and views on life.
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True. My brother wasn't even differen't, but polar opposite from who I am.
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I guess people will turn out the way they want to.
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That's true. Some people will just never grow as well. I've seen people over 40 who are still kids.
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Good Genes -- Bad Genes.
What'cho gonna do ?
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Its just sad when you see shit like that. 60 year old people having tantrums. While the 5 year old next to them is the most grown up.
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I look at it this way.....
When one is a small baby, their world is their crib. They know of nothing else but the crib. It is the boundary of their world.
As the baby grows to a child, their world is their yard. They know of nothing else but their yard. It is the boundary of their world.
The child becomes a teenager. Now their world is their town. They know know of nothing else but their town. It is the boundary of their world.
Sadly, that is where many people stop. They never expand their boundaries after that, never expand their thinking or their lives. They live until they die in ignorance of the universe all around them.
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If you were to look at my brother his problem was maturity. He never had any. He remained immature all his life and probably still is. He'll never be able to live in society as a normal person 'cause he isn't responsible and lives like a criminal. That was the very reason I ended up losing contact with him.
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Like I said it's a sad world we live in. Rehab ain't gonna help my brother. He'll die the way he is, and he's 19 years old! He started taking drugs behind the backs of my parents. In New York City you could get hooked up with anything. He hung with the wrong crowd that got him taking drugs when he was nine.
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My brother hung around with the wrong crowd too. He did a lot of drinking and drugs and that's one of the things that made him who he is today. He never changed. Even as the years passed and things changed he didn't. I'm actually avoiding my brother, 'cause if he saw me he would take advantage of me and try to steal eveything he can from me. Having no contact with him is actually the best thing. I might never see him again for my own sake.
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Meh, I just can't stand people, for the most part lately. I hate everybody.
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Me too. I've hated people since I was 12.
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People suck!
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Sure do. I learned that being kind to everyone gets you nothing. Sometimes being a prick is a good thing.
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Damn, you guys are DARK!
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That's racist...
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When I was a kid I was kind to EVERYONE. I got stepped on by most of the people I was kind to. You need to be evil as a way of standing up for yourself. Be kind to only certain people.
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That's racist...
Haha, I see we've got a political correctness nazi here!
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He'll love Mike (Mike_W) then. ;D
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That's racist...
Haha, I see we've got a political correctness nazi here!
Haha. I'm no nazi. I'm just me. :D
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I'm sure that's what Hitler said....
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I'm usually nice to everyone, at least until they start bothering me.
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Same here. I have no problem being nice....until someone treats me like shit. I've seen too many people who are just nice all the time. Even when they get stepped on by others they're still nice.
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I'm sure that's what Hitler said....
No he was yelling and no one understood what he said.
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If I heard shit like that I wouldn't know what he said neither!
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I would guess you'd have to know some German to understand what he was spouting off about....
Imagine if we had a yammering, maniacal leader like that....Never a dull moment.
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Nope, 'cause you're trying to stay alive 24/7.
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Kinda trying to do that now, ain't we ?
I mean, none of us are what we would call rich....(Well, maybe Dave....Which reminds me, if he is, we should all be nicer to him, just in case).....
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I've been poor ever since I was 12.
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My family lost all their money, went bankrupt and never recovered.....So the only thing I'll ever inherit is a bunch of trouble.....
Never been lucky gambling, so that's out.....
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I live on Social Services.
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Things don't improve here soon, we might have to. It's hard just keeping the Internet connection paid. I don't have cable or a home phone, just a cell phone. Gas is near 4 bucks a gallon here, as of last night.
I had to stop and get a roll of TP last night, settled for some of the cheap shit for a buck fifteen. Now, that's getting bad, not being able to afford some good quality TP to wipe my ass with.
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I do the same shit man. I buy the cheapest stuff a store has and whatever is on sale. That's what its like getting help from the state. They give me foodstamps for food (obviously), medicaid (medical treatment), and some cash. They give me around 2 payments of $80 a month. One of the things that pisses me off is how the government is cutting the budget from medicaid. Now they're taking away my fuckin' insurance!
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I help run a program to collect food for Food Pantries here.....Lots of people here have to get help that way....We're in a depressed economy, no matter what crap you hear from the Government (which, BTW, is run by people who have money falling out of their ass every time thay take a shit).....
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I've been in situations where I had to go to a pantry. The state/social services keeps fucking us over and reducing what "help" they give us so we end up getting less than we need from stores. As a result we have to go to pantries just so we can live through the month.
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Well....Least the outside's still free....Most of it, anyway.
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I hope to get off of social services at some point. Its a real bitch to work with these people. You go through hell for help you never get.
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Yeah, things are fucked up. Gas in Eugene is $3.52. That is bullshit! The electricity bill is sky rocketing, Items that you buy at the store are now ten times higher in price then they used to be, and the Government is putting everyone in a situation they'd rather not be in.
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I think we should return to the use of the gold standard. It would insure the money we use. It would also help in reducing inflation. This government doesn't limit its production of currency. They just say a number and have the mint make it. If we had something like the gold standard there would be an actual limit in the how much currency can be made.
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BRB, guys. Out securing a mortgage to pay for gas.
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I'll be right back. I'm going to go sit in a room with a bunch of Obama nuthuggers. Hearing the same goddamn thing from them.
"We're not sending ground troops to Lybia. Obama said so!" Then why did my friend Jake (U.S. Army 3rd mechanized battalion) and many other soldiers get sent to Lybia as ground units?! Obama has not done shit for America (or the world) for the whole time he was in office. Just my opinion.
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He seems to think the american people are retarded. He tells you that he's removing the troops and sending in another 60,000 all in the same sentence. He must think he's slick or something. It obvious what he's doing.
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i think that he thinks that all the american people are the same. He thinks they're all rich, spoiled people who are as gullible as the "secret" service tells him. That's not the case. His words are hollow.
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Its just so obvious and funny. He's trying to smooth talk it. You're gonna remove troops, but add more? That's like me saying "I'm gonna pay you never".
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It's like "Here's five dollars. Now I want my five dollars."
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"Here's five dollars. Now give me 20 quarters." Nothing changed!
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Every president is a dumb ass.
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Snake for president? Alright. That's all you'd need in your speeches.
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Its been a long time since we had any kind of a "good" president. Every election is just picking between to idiots and you need to pick the best idiot.
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The best idiot is an idiot nonetheless.
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Exactly. You would be better picking Mickey Mouse if he was optionable.
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We already had a Hollywood cartoon actor as President. Didn't work.
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Free cheese for everyone!
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Cheese is good....
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We already had a Hollywood cartoon actor as President. Didn't work.
Well what we're doing now isn't working neither! We need to find something else.
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Obama Care was a horrendous leap backwards.
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Obama was a horrendous leap backwards.
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I didn't vote, and I probably never will unless I think someone is worthy. This country has forgotten what it was suppose to be about imo. Or maybe it's big one big pile of shit all along you know, I was alive back then.
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I think every president after the ultimate JFK was horrendous.
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I had someone tell me that I have no right to complain if I don't vote. I don't really believe in that. If I live here and have to suffer from this governments fuckups, I can complain whether I voted or not.
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Eh...Your choice. I always vote. It's one of the few 'Rights' that we still have, even though it is something akin to 'The Two Stooges'.
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I have a hard time making any choice. Both of them will end up being useless anyway.
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Meet The New Boss......Same As The Old Boss............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LabxxEgMTjo
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Eh...Your choice. I always vote. It's one of the few 'Rights' that we still have, even though it is something akin to 'The Two Stooges'.
Agreed, even though I'm not 18 yet, I will be just in time for the next presidential election.
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Good for you Dave.
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I got to admit I don't think the voting is fair. I'm sure it's messed with in some way shape or form.
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It a myth that the voting was messed with in order to get Bush into office.
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Yeah, the dumb big headed motherfucker put us in Iraq.
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Supposedly there were WMDs there. We didn't find shit. We just hopped into a hole we had no need to.
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That was just cause of his daddy. They went in there day 1 with an agenda to invade Iraq.
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He should've handled his personal shit himself if it was that big of a deal. Don't have power trips for your daddy's revenge.
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Well in America we don't deal with problems ourselves. We bring everyone else into it. In Bushes point of view he brought three countries into it. Pakistan, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
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High functioning retard.
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It's going to take a long fucking time to fix what Bush did, and the funny thing is is that he thinks he saved those countries by putting democracy on them. No you don't do that. You let the countries decide what they want to be.
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Politics? What?
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It's about as rediculous as people that claim to be "missionaries" spreading Christianity or some other religion. Can you not keep your nose out of other people's lives or what?
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Religion is pathetic in my opinion. I believe in God but I'm not the religious good against evil. Devil vs God type.
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That's sort of pointless anyway. Good can't exist without Evil, and Evil can't exist without Good. Be nothing to compare the other against.
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Well it's funny because the good sometimes end up doing something bad. The American Media try to make our soldiers look like saints. The truth is that we're not saints. No one in this world is a saint. The evil comes out eventually.
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(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtk8tMMy01qcnhe8o1_500.jpg)
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Where did you find that?
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The internets?
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Haha that's funny, and true.
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Lol, that's a great example Cadence. I'll be saying that from now on.
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lol, that is great.
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I printed that pic up. I'll see about editing it.
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THANKS GUYS.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9qohccdnF1qzzud0.png)
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I agree with what it's saying, but I'm not anti-religion.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Oh, I forgot that you're not atheist. Oops! Sorry to offend.
Personally, I'm agnostic/Pastafarian, so yeah.
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Ha... I would have never guessed.
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http://www.venganza.org/ (http://www.venganza.org/)
GO. EDUCATE YOURSELF.
Speaking of religion, has anyone ever trolled a Mormon chat site before? BEST THING EVER.
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No I actually looked it up before my last post. I literally never would've guessed.
And I can picture you doing that!
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Rofl. You're too cool, Dave.
http://mormon.org/chat/ (http://mormon.org/chat/) <<<< I DARE YOU.
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Lol, I think this is for you.
(http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb330/aaaDaveK/TicketToHell.png)
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LOL.
No, but seriously, you get the best results when you pretend you're a lesbian genderqueer who is actively seeking the answer to whether or not God would approve of a lesbian threesome.
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Hahaha, you are fantastic!
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I may actually try that sometime!
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She knows how to have a good time!
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I may actually try that sometime!
What....Being a Lesbian ?
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Dave would do that!
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I'd love to try that sometime.
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Have fun scissoring
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Thanks for the encouragement!
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Just try not to cunt yourself....I mean cut yourself.
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Wouldn't that be just like a straight guy....Kissing a girl ?
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Just try not to cunt yourself....I mean cut yourself.
Talking from experience?
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I may actually try that sometime!
What....Being a Lesbian ?
Being a lesbian is actually quite enjoyable.
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Huh?
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Confused Mikey? Now you know how I feel all the time.
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Way to move that post over from the other thread!
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I made an oopsy! I said it over there too.
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Oh no, Davey made an oopsy in his tighties!
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I may actually try that sometime!
What....Being a Lesbian ?
Being a lesbian is actually quite enjoyable.
I'll Bet. Best of Both Worlds, hey ?
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I'll stick to being straight, thank you very much.
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Holy quote!
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I may actually try that sometime!
What....Being a Lesbian ?
Being a lesbian is actually quite enjoyable.
I'll Bet. Best of Both Worlds, hey ?
You know it.
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I'm not cool enough to be a lesbian.
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I'll stick to being straight, thank you very much.
Go gay for a day. You'll like it. I promise.
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I doubt that very much.
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Different for Guys, I would think.
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Welcome! I rape chickens on a regular basis.
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That is something I believe.
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Yes. Yes. Very much so.
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I'm gay right now; I'm elated.
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Ha Ha Chrissy ! Nice play on the way words used to be.