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Bully-Board.com => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: Roxie on March 26, 2011, 12:11:27 PM
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Hi, I'm Roxie and I'm from England. I'm a relatively new fan of the game so I thought I'd join this board. I'm not very good at introductions though, so bear with me, haha!
I had heard of Bully before from adverts on TV but had never really taken notice of it, since I was rather young at the time. But when I moved in with my friend he had the game on his shelf and I decided to play it, and I have been hooked ever since.
I have Emily from Skins in my icon because I had no clue what else to put there, and we both have red hair so yeah.
Anyway, that's it I think.
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Hi, Roxie! I'm Emily, and I'm new here too. Welcome to Bully Board!
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Hello to you as well!
At least there's someone else new!
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Exactly! We can be newbies together!
Hold on. You're from England? That's so awesome! I've always wanted to go there!
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Yeah, I am! I'm not from anywhere exciting though. I'm originally from the middle of it but now I live down in the South West with my friend - which is much better than back home because he has shelves of DVDs and Blu-rays up to the ceiling! As someone who had never watched a Blu-ray before moving, I found that very exciting, haha!
I'm easily pleased.
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Hi Roxie, Welcome to Bully-Board. I'm Darren, nice to meet you here.
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Sorry I'm Late. Welcome.
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hello im new here too :)
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Hi everyone! Thanks for welcoming me :)
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Hello, Roxie, and Welcome.
We need some more ladies here to balance out our hormonal-stressed resident population.
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Welcome Roxie.
We have very few girls here. Chrissy will be happy to have another companion.
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Welcome! When you say the southwest, do you mean anywhere near Callington? I'm not from England, but I do business from several people from the U.K.
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Hello and welcome to Bully-Board!
Glad to have you. :D
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We keep getting girls here Chrissy will be making a special girls' club! :laugh:
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Where they can discuss ponies and rainbows! Lol.
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Don't forget....oh, um...nevermind!
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Hahaha, every thread usually ends up like this, Roxie. :p
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Sometimes things are best not said Mike....
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That's why I stopped right where I was ;)
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Don't humiliate yourself if you can avoid it!
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Ponies and rainbows and kittens and boys! Fantastico!
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Hey Roxie ! Damn I love this name. I'm Dylan. Consider me as the hyperactive mycophobic french workout freak.
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Mike, when I say South West I mean Devon, specifically Plymouth (although embarrassingly I have no idea where Callington is!)
And I'm not interested in ponies, rainbows, kittens or boys!
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Ha Ha, Chrissy isn't either. Rainbows ponies and such!
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But Chrissy likes to talk about boys I think.
Edit : boy-toys.
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Well with the ponies, I used to ride when I was younger but now if I go near the buggers I'm scared I'll be trampled. I'm short, so there's a chance! I'm not good with talking about boys since I don't really swing that way. So I can't help there - and for kittens, I do have a cat back home but I'm not a kitten obsessive. She was too fat to bring to Plymouth.
I used to know someone back in school who called themselves Rainbow Girl and wrote in rainbow colours and drew rainbows all over their work. Maybe that's why I don't like rainbows.
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Hello! Welcome to the board!
And we have a ladies lady here, eh? ;)
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You do! Albeit a very unlucky in love ladies lady.
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I don't like rainbows, ponies, kittens, or boys either.
I think we will get along very well.
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You don't like boys? Well then...
*sprays perfume over self and fixes hair.*
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I think I'm in the minority with this 'boys' thing. Oh well, more for me!
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The only time I would consider changing my ways would be if Ringo Starr asked me out.
But that is unlikely.
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Aww. <3
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To quote 500 Days Of Summer: 'Nobody loves Ringo Starr and that's why I love him.'
But yes. Girls.
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I think I'm in the minority with this 'boys' thing. Oh well, more for me!
I like boys and girls. I'm just taking a break from boys for a while because they suck.
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Eh, boys generally suck lately. For me at least. :/
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We don't all suck !
Maybe some do, I guess.....
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Tell me why they do.
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Ugh, couldn't even begin to tell you the last few experiences I had. :/
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My guy friend that I live with doesn't suck. He's awesome.
(He actually is trying to break into directing and made a film last summer. One of the characters was called Cadence, funnily. So there you go, Cadence, you're famous!)
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Well, I honestly think I can make a girl happy. I'm relaxed, I can listen, cook, make massages, and I only cost $29.99 per month !
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(He actually is trying to break into directing and made a film last summer. One of the characters was called Cadence, funnily. So there you go, Cadence, you're famous!)
I'd like to work as a director later on...
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Where are you from, Mercury? (Out of interest.)
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France ! A lil' town not so far from Versailles and all that.
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Amazing! I went to France once for three days. I couldn't do much because I was ill. (Still went to Parc Asterix though, haha.)
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^^ He's our offical French Mascot here.
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Ugh, couldn't even begin to tell you the last few experiences I had. :/
Completely agree.
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Well, I honestly think I can make a girl happy. I'm relaxed, I can listen, cook, make massages, and I only cost $29.99 per month !
Seems like guys like you are a rarity.
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Well, I honestly think I can make a girl happy. I'm relaxed, I can listen, cook, make massages, and I only cost $29.99 per month !
Hahahaha, I just LOLed!
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Seems like guys like you are a rarity.
Well, I don't know, but it honestly seems to me that I prefer giving than receiving.
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Amazing! I went to France once for three days. I couldn't do much because I was ill. (Still went to Parc Asterix though, haha.)
Yeah, Parc Astérix ! It's been a long time. You know someone living in France ?
For my part, I often went in Germany. Like, six or seven times already.
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For me, I like it mutual. I don't like only receiving, I like giving as well.
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Wait what?
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We're talking about swapping spit and France.
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Oh alright then. Carry on.
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See, this is why I go for girls. They're generally more into having a mutual relationship than being one-up on each other. [/stereotyping]
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I read somewhere that girls actually get more pleasure when it comes to sex than guys do. I don't know how one could figure that out... unless maybe they were both?
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Isn't it because girls have more sensitive points than guys?
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Easy. A girl knows what brings her pleasure, so she can do the same thing to another girl, while a girl and a boy maybe don't know what would please the other, if they don't speak enough... Am I right ? It's only a supposition.
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...And I've heard just the opposite.
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There's more than one way for a girl to get off. Maybe that could be why?
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A guy always gets off. A girl ? Not so often.
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Then you're doin' it wrong.
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I get off quite a lot...
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I get off quite a lot...
this
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Hey, I didn't say it was me !
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I like strikethrough things.
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I get off quite a lot...
Hahahaha. Don't we all.
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lol, what the hell did I miss? :D
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Girls getting off with strikethroughs......
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Ohhh...yesss....strikethroughs! I'm about ready to bust a nut! Hahahaha
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Just so long as that line don't go through my privates, I'm good.......
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*Gasp!* I hope not, I'll have to wear a cup!
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Squirting :o some crazy shit.
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Who's squirting?
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Nobody yet :p You ever seen a girl squirt?
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Out of which oriface?
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Kinky.
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Hello Roxie I'm sorry I didn't welcome you first.
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Bahahaha! How awkward for you Snake!
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It's fine! I'm sorry you had to come in when all the squirting chat was going on!
EDIT: oh wait you were one of the people doing the squirting chat. Hi anyway!
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Hahaha this is madness.
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Yea I kind of came in and started talking about squirting, with out welcoming you.
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Yea I kind of came in and started talking about squirting, with out welcoming you.
Haha, way to go.
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How very rude and uncouth of you!
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It's fine, I like squirting anyway.
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Kinky.
This!
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It's fine, I like squirting anyway.
Somebody gets it!
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I'm just scared that one day a girl I'm with is going to accidentally pee instead of squirt. :/
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Doubt it, if she's really into it she won't.
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We all do...It's our only real joy in life.
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Damn! There ain't no peeing during sexy time!
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Hahaha, I like that.
No peeing during sexy time!!!!!!
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A friend of mine had a girl pee once when he was... you know... down there.
So it definitely happens.
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I'm just scared that one day a girl I'm with is going to accidentally pee instead of squirt. :/
So you like girls and just girls?
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I like where this conversation is going.
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Hah....= Bladder Control Problem.
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Wow. Well talk it through and make sure she doesn't before you do it!
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I'm just scared that one day a girl I'm with is going to accidentally pee instead of squirt. :/
So you like girls and just girls?
Girls and just girls.
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Haha, don't give Snake anything to get off with.
I hope that guy wasn't eating out....it would have turned into a drink out!
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Lemonade for everyone!
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Fresh Squeezed!
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That'd be the most awkward thing to happen to anyone!
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Haha, don't give Snake anything to get off with.
I hope that guy wasn't eating out....it would have turned into a drink out!
He was eating out, that's why it's even more horrible.
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Hahaha you guys are absolutely disgusting. I love it.
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Damn that's kind of a shame. Anyway seeing a girl squirt for the first time was wild and wtf is happening. But at the same time it was amazing.
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Whoa, this doesn't taste normal.... OMG!
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That is fucking gross! lol, I bet he started gargling by accident!
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Some juicy details right here. ;)
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One time I was in an English class and a guy started knocking one off.
TRUE STORY.
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Hahaha! That's funny.
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Yikes, maybe it was the teacher....?
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So, if your shoes stick to the floor, you know who to blame.
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A guy did that in my computer class one, he got caught to. The girl beside him started screaming, it was hilarious.
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Sticky mouse!
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There are kids in my grade who do that. Sticky everything.
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You could hear the skin flapping and everything.
I think everyone has to masturbate in a weird place at least once though.
Maybe not a classroom though.
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A guy did that in my computer class one, he got caught to. The girl beside him started screaming, it was hilarious.
Hahaha! That is fucking funny! That's when you got to learn how to do it WITHOUT taking it out!
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I think everyone has to masturbate in a weird place at least once though.
Just so you know, this is the best quote ever!!!
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I think everyone has to masturbate in a weird place at least once though.
True that.
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Let's rename this thread 'where have you masturbated before?'.
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I have.
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Hehehehe, I want to say something, but at the same time I don't! :p
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^ Yeah everyone's obviously cool with this, so say it!
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Now I'm curious.
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Say it, come on! Other accepted responses will be strange places you have taken place in any sort of sexual activity.
(This forum is turning me into a sex addict and I've only been here for a few hours.)
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Okay, okay, hahaha. This made me laugh because, well....all I'll say is that it wasn't in an English class :p
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"Photography" class?
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lol, nope. French class.
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How'd you clean it up? It'd be hell to leave it there....
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I did in a library and a train station.
EXHIBITIONIST.
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English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.
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How'd you clean it up? It'd be hell to leave it there....
Hahaha, tricks of the trade my friend.
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I did in a library and a train station.
EXHIBITIONIST.
*sprays perfume all over and fixes hair*
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^^PM me with some good tips please.
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English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.
lol, that's fucking hilarious. I've done it in the car, but not while anyone else was there!
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How'd you clean it up? It'd be hell to leave it there....
Hahaha, tricks of the trade my friend.
Don't give Dave any ideas!
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Lol Dave you know it can't be an everyday thing id he told you his secrets.
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Well....that was when I was younger. There wasn't as much squirting and you could just pinch it off. Ya happy now?
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English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.
lol, that's fucking hilarious. I've done it in the car, but not while anyone else was there!
Same. I did it in a grocery store parking lot once.
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Hahaha! Those melons over in produce get you all hot and bothered?
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Hahaha, well I didn't go in with the rest of my family for a reason!
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English for me, and behind my girlfriends mom in the car once.
Haha. I have a similar story. It was after prom, and my ex-boyfriend's parents were driving us home, and I kind of gave him a hand job. The car was dark. We didn't get caught.
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Hahaha! Oblivious parents FTW!
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I got fingered in a coffee shop once.
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I've heard tons of stories like that. My friend in HS said his GF gave him a bj in the back of the car while his mom was driving.
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I fingered one of my ex's during lunch one year.
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LOL seriously, how could she not hear them? The radio must've been on.
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I fingered one of my ex's during lunch one year.
Finger food?
lol, It wasn't just French class, I got myself off at school several times. Once was in the Guidance Office.
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I've never done it at school, apparently all you have! Something new to add to the list of things I want to do before I graduate...
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Just don't get caught!...and uh....happy jerking!
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I've probably just rubbed a little bit in every class. Not full-blown getting to it, but just a little rubbing.
I was a rubbish student. I got bored a lot.
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LOL, I just thought it was too much work... trying not to get caught and all.
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I've probably just rubbed a little bit in every class. Not full-blown getting to it, but just a little rubbing.
I was a rubbish student. I got bored a lot.
Same here. :P It happens.
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Its easy when you know what you're doing.
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LOL, I just thought it was too much work... trying not to get caught and all.
Oh god, could you imagine if JPray caught you?
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Once again, PM me tricks please! I need an expert in this area.... :p
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Why, would he rip Dave's member off?
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Hahaha, he'd probably pretend not to see. (He's our Chem teacher for all that don't know.)
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Talking about masturbating whilst watching The Ring is probably the strangest combination of activities I've ever come across.
Come across, heh.
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Are you sure he wouldn't begin working on himself?
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I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.
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Are you sure he wouldn't begin working on himself?
I'm pretty sure he would.
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Why do you think sometimes he leaves the room?
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I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.
What? In the bathroom? There's no thrill in that at all! Half of the thrill is getting away with it! The other half ends up in a tissue.
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I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.
I'm impressed.
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I hate it when I'm done and realize I don't have any tissues nearby. FUCK.
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I know that my housemate knocked one off in the staff room every week when he worked at the cinema.
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lol, what a pervert.
^^That's not as bad as it squirting somewhere....and then not having any clean up materials.
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Check your clean up materials before you begin! :p
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I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.
What? In the bathroom? There's no thrill in that at all! Half of the thrill is getting away with it! The other half ends up in a tissue.
I couldn't help it, that's a long story I don't want to share. It involves a prank that's horrible and lucky I didn't have to go to the doctor.
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Fuck that. When I'm horny, its happening.
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lol, what a pervert.
^^That's not as bad as it squirting somewhere....and then not having any clean up materials.
Definitely. Once, I gave an ex a blowjob behind a movie theater. Bad idea.
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So, you mean outside? Who cares where it squirts then.
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Yeah, you're in nature!
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Not if it hit her in the face.
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So, you mean outside? Who cares where it squirts then.
Yeah, only his parents were picking us up like, ten minutes later.
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That's what we call "A pearl necklace" in the biz.
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That's what we call "A pearl necklace" in the biz.
Hahahaha. Oh lord.
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I did in the school bathroom, and almost has sex in the gym changing room. But this one boy figured out what we was up to, and decided he wanted to watch.
What? In the bathroom? There's no thrill in that at all! Half of the thrill is getting away with it! The other half ends up in a tissue.
I couldn't help it, that's a long story I don't want to share. It involves a prank that's horrible and lucky I didn't have to go to the doctor.
Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?
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A real man would give a women a better piece of jewelry that that cheap made shit :P
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Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.
Sorry, ADD was kicking in.
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Yeah, but its from the heart! erm...well, the cock, but its the thought that counts.
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Donkey Schlong.
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Haha Dave I love you friend :D
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Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.
Sorry, ADD was kicking in.
LOL, I almost shit in my pants, thanks a lot :D
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Schlong. Shlongbottom. Neville Schlongbottom.
Sorry, ADD was kicking in.
LOL, I almost shit in my pants, thanks a lot :D
Haha, sorry!
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She is hilarious!
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Flase alarm, it was just a noisy, wet fart!
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^^ Yum.
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Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?
In short my friend put crushed Viagra in my milk.
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^LOL, what a friend!
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Oh my god seriously?!
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Aww, c'mon.... what did you do, try to fit your schlong into a drain hole?
In short my friend put crushed Viagra in my milk.
What a dick move, no pun intended.
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It wasn't good dude, I went home. Your suppose to go to the doctor over so long, and I thought I was going to. I hated that day.
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What a dick move, no pun intended.
This.
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It wasn't good dude, I went home. Your suppose to go to the doctor over so long, and I thought I was going to. I hated that day.
If that were me, I would've taken measures to ensure that said friend would be missing a few valuable parts of his anatomy.
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So what? Did it last more than 4 hours? Hahahaha
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I thought about that, I then found a new friend. Laxative. and yea it last about 5 hours. It ain't funny I got off so many time I drained myself completely.
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My record is 5 times in a row. :p
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I kind of feel bad for guys. Boners that are left unattended suck, or so I've heard.
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Yup, blue balls.
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I can't do them "in a row." I can do them like... 15 minutes apart if I try hard enough. It's not even fun when you do it soooooo much like that.
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Eh, it was more to just see how much I could handle...so to speak.
It was extreme to say the least.
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I can't remember how much I did it that day. It's really something I don't want to remember anyway.
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"Where the hell is all this semen coming from?!?!"
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In a day? I dunno. My record is probably like 6 or 7.
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Mine's like 3. It gets red and irritated if I do it too much in a day!
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Trust me, after so much it stops little by little. Until your drained, maybe that wasn't normal.
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Hahaha, ammature! It gets to the point where you can't shoot any more cum. Your dick pretty much just starts hacking and coughing.
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I don't even like to do it twice in one day.
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Damn, that's awefully boring. Its like the first thing I do when I wake up.
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Your dick pretty much just starts hacking and coughing.
This right here is why I prefer girls.
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I can just imagine Mike jacking off all day. Hahahaha
Yeah, I'm super horny in the morning. Morning wood!
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^^lol, was it something I said? :p
^Stop imagining me jerking off! Its creepy and I'm self conscious!
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And on that note I am going to bed.
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After you get off around 15+ times I'd expect that to happen. I'm gonna pop a Viagra to you, then you can tell us how you feel :p
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^^ No, you're cool! Stay and chat a while! Lol
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Goodnight, Roxie! I hope to see you around here in the future!
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^^^Can't-handle-it
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^^^Can't-handle-it
Oh REALLY?
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Can't handle the intensity there Mike?
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^^^Can't-handle-it
Oh REALLY?
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQicgngtKo21PmI1z18wjZfjOPQ6uEhM2pLBVPHgKgbGUg7e5zomQ)
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^^^Can't-handle-it
Oh REALLY?
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQicgngtKo21PmI1z18wjZfjOPQ6uEhM2pLBVPHgKgbGUg7e5zomQ)
But...but...
(http://images.memegenerator.net/forever-alone-guy/File/131958/forever-alone-guy.jpg)
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Was it really necessary to quote all that?! Lol.
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Yes, in fact, it was.
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Hmmm yeah, not thinking it was.
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Is that your final answer?
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Butt, craaack! (best said in a whiney voice)
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This is definitely confusing Daveywinks.
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Nothing is confusing about fruits, you know that.
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Makin' ma head spin.
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Which one? :p
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Makin' ma head spin.
Meatspin was the first thing that popped into my mind.
Sorry.
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lol, "meatspin"
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Damn it, I need i shouldn't checked it out.
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lol, what was it?
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You've never heard of meatspin?!
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I know better by now!
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I know better by now!
^^Smart man.
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No I never have until now. It's not something I watch.
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It adds new meaning to the term "getting drilled".
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But really what is it?
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No I never have until now. It's not something I watch.
I think everyone needs to watch gay porn at some point in their life.
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Wow Emily! Seriously?!
Lol, she would.
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Ummm, no thanks.
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Wow Emily! Seriously?!
Lol, she would.
Haha. You know me too well.
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I have watched it with lesbians. Guys ain't my thing and I don't like watching it. For you two it's a guy getting fucked and his dick is spinning around. If it went any faster it might fly away.
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I have watched it with lesbians. Guys ain't my thing and I don't like watching it. For you two it's a guy getting fucked and his dick is spinning around. If it went any faster it might fly away.
Hahahaha. Flying dicks. This is fantastic.
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Emily is obsessed with gay porn.
And really? Spinning dicks?
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lol, dick-o-copters!
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Emily is obsessed with gay porn.
And really? Spinning dicks?
I am not! Just because I am a yaoi fan girl doesn't mean I'm obsessed with gay porn!
Oh wait.
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Caught with your pants down....
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^ Pretty much the story of her life! :p
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It's ok I was lesbians all the time.
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^ Why didn't you celebrate your 3,000th post? I'm celebrating my 7,000th in a few minutes!
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Not if we kill you first! >:D
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I am celebrating.
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I don't see it written, therefore, it didn't happen!
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Why to shit on his parade, Dave.
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You didn't celebrate your 6969th post, David.
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My good friend, I am taking shots upon shots.
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Alright, that's acceptable.
And, dammit! Too bad. :(
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I'm so excited! I could go beat my meat! lol, kidding!
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T-Bone? Lol!
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What is it about you and Tbone?
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David and Travis sittin' in a tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
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Emily is confused.
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Oh no, not Dave syndrome!
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It's contagious!
My bromance with T-Bone.
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Is it your "chemical bromance"?
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You don't have to talk about him all the time though.
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Sure he does, he's in love!
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Oh, Dave. You know I don't care who you date, but please, use protection if you're going to be fucking in trees.
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David and Travis sittin' in a tree,
F-U-C-K-I-N-G!
It'd be pretty uncomfortable to do that in a tree... wouldn't you say?
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Psh, how do you think the tree feels?
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If one likes it rough, it's perfect.
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The tree's bark is worse than your bite....if ya catch my drift.
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Why are we having gay sex in trees again?
This reminds me of Shake That Bear. Anyone heard of it? No? Don't look it up.
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Hahaha, you mean the one featured on Tosh.0?
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Hahahahaha oh Emily!
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Dave, you're gonna end up with "bark burn" if you don't stop fucking Travis in trees.
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It's too cold in North Dakota this time of year anyway... no worries.
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Haha, probably, although seeing as how I've never watched Tosh.0, I didn't discover that video there.
My friend and I sometimes like to attempt to refute Rule 34. We fail every time.
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Well then, you may want to reconsider fucking in trees, or at least buy it a little scarf.
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Umm, Daveywinks confused. I'm not hip... :(
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Any /b/tards out there? No? Man, I'm a nerd.
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Umm, pull your head out of your ass then my good man. :p
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Oh comedy shows.
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Dave are you gay or bi? I'm just wondering.
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I'm pretty sure he's not.
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LOL, people are getting suspicious due to my relations with T-Bone...
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Dave are you gay or bi? I'm just wondering.
Hahaha, I didn't ask it!
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Hahaha. This is too good.
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Dammit! I told T-Bone not to tell any of you!
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The truth!-WILL BE REVEALED!
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Actually i have been some what suspicious of you and Tbone. I know it probably isn't true, but then again you never know.
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We all know those two are raging homos for each other.
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....... We had quite an alliance.
Oh remember when we switched places for a day and you guys couldn't tell right away! (Except Chuck.) Should've been your first clue.
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Emilywinks is confused. What exactly is going on between Dave and T-Bone?
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Did you switch places by name, or was there more to it?
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For us to know and you to find out.
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You asshat.
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We don't want to find out. Whatever goes on between you two and your ass holes is between you and Travis.
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We don't use the back.
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Ya sure? No gold mining then, prospector?
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I really think we should end this now!!!! Hahaha!
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You got yourself into this mess....don't try and change the subject.
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Well I got to try!
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Nice try, but no.
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Daveywinks, if you're going to be in a gay relationship, you're going to need to know a couple of things. Monday during during gym. You and me. We're going to have the talk.
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Hahaha, not the talk!
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You won't want to know the deets! I can guarantee it!
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She's gonna make you sorry for your actions, I know it.
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*evil laugh*
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I'm going to as many psychologists as I can!
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Ok I'm off.
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I tried to stop him. Mike, that is.
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I'm going to as many psychologists as I can!
Whoa there, is that a GRAMMATICAL ERROR I see?!
Oh, just kidding.
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Me too, see ya-bye! I gotta get up super early tomorrow.
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Me too, see ya-bye! I gotta get up super early tomorrow.
Ok I'm off.
Toodles.
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I'm going to as many psychologists as I can!
Whoa there, is that a GRAMMATICAL ERROR I see?!
No?
And bye everyone.
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Nighty nights!
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I'm going to as many psychologists as I can!
Whoa there, is that a GRAMMATICAL ERROR I see?!
No?
And bye everyone.
I realize that now. Point for you.
Emily +2 Dave +1
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I re-read that 5 times to make sure there wasn't one!
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I should probs start doing that.
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Probz.
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I'd be somewhere far, far, far away come Monday.
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Yeah, I probably won't be there now...
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I'd be somewhere far, far, far away come Monday.
Daveywinks is in NHS, and therefore he cannot afford to skip classes.
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Pshhhh it's that class where we don't do anything remember? The tournament? I don't have to go!
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What's that, Nerd High School ?
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National Honors Society! See, I ain't all that dumb!
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You're actually in the tournament? Grilled Cheesus, Dave. I didn't know you were THAT good at table tennis.
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No I'm not. We still go but just don't do anything.... we watch it. Remember?
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Ew, I'm skipping.
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Daveywinks is in NHS, and therefore he cannot afford to skip classes.
Hey! I actually worked hard to get in there! I'm not messing it up to skip silly Gym! Even though I hate it. Lol. :p
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Hahaha. Well, have fun, sir.
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No, you have to come! All we have to do is sit there... and we can have the "talk."
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Well, if you insist. :3
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Oh I do.
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Sir? We just call him 'nerd'. Or 'Daveywinks'.
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You are all so cruel.
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<3 If we didn't love you, we'd be nice to you.
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I am awake.
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Hello, Roxie! Sleep well?
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Yes, I slept from 5am til 3pm!
My body clock is messed up.
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Whoa, England time!
Haha it's only 11 am where I live right now.
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I just woke up and ate pasta for breakfast.
THUG LIFE.
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Hahaha, I gotta watch out for ya, Roxie! :o
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I just woke up because our smoke alarm went off. Not fun.
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That's the way
not to wake up.
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Talk about a wake up alarm!
"Snooze. Snooze dammit! Why won't this alarm turn off?!"
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"Somebody hit the snooze button."
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I just woke up because our smoke alarm went off. Not fun.
Something on fire at your place, or are you just Smokin' ?
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Haha, a combination of the two. ;3
My dad attempted to cook this morning. He was unsuccessful in his endeavors.
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I know someone like that. Every time he cooks it smells like he's burning hair!
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Most guys can't cook worth a damn, unless it's on the outdoor grill.
And before I hear from a bunch of you saying that's not true.....It Is.
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Unless they're chefs.
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And how often do guys decide they want to be chefs?!
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Hell's Kitchen.
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*Sigh*
I said "MOST".....How many Chefs do you know relative to the entire male population ?
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Exactly. Not many guys decide to take cooking as their career.
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I know! That's why I said chefs! Not everyone is a chef! In fact, most people aren't.
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That's why I said most men don't......Aw, Screw It.
Most guys are interested in the Eatin', not the Makin'.....Dig ?
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I get it if that's what you mean. Yes.
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Exactly.
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Guys don't like to put that much effort towards their food....
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Me, I can burn water. Now, that's a talent.
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Wow! So can! :D
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I can though, do a fairly good steak on the grill. Tasty.....
I once cooked one on a heated rock at a camp. It was delicious !
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I think the most amazing way to cook is over an open camp fire.
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Ooh! I forgot to mention last night that I er... also umm, fired off some knuckle children in a hospital waiting room once.
BEAT that!
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Me, I can burn water. Now, that's a talent.
Um, wow. I was talking shit to one of my guy friends one day, and he said something about burning water.
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Or maybe I did. I forget, now.
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I think it's "boiling" water. But maybe not.
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Your losin' yo head!
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Eh, it was a joke/shittalking thing. I don't even remember why it was brought up.
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^^ You're*
:P :P :P :P :P :P
Mike: -2.
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Oh my fucking God.... it was a mis-key...and fatigue! I've been up since 4:30 this morning!
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Poor Mikeywinks!
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I know! Right?!
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Correct!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha.
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You smug son of a bitch!!
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Bahahahaha! He figured it out!
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No it's really not censored. But yeah, I did figure it out the other day!
Lemme try again....
correct
indeed
math
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Haha, now we wait for Mike to get it.
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I'm pulling my hair out! What little I have!
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:)
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Oh, little buzzy hair.
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correct
Haha! SUCK IT!
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Ummm, don't think you're anything special because I knew before you!!! :P
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At least I can get off and get away with it! Hahaha, sucker!
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correct
indeed
math
Emily is confused.
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^ It's because you're new.
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^ It's because you're new.
Don't be hatin', Dave.
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Ouch! That was a little harsh there, Daveydinks.
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Oh, no pun intended.
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lol, what pun?
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I ain't hatin'!
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Holy Hell! I have been gone for barely one day and there is 27 pages!? I am NOT reading all of that. Anybody want to fill me in?
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We talked about where we've masturbated before.
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ain't isn't a word Dave....(Dave -1)
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Welcoming Roxie to BB, masturbating/sexual acts in strange places, and now they're talking about BB inside jokes that I do not understand.
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Ummmmmm..... everyone uses it so it counts! It's proper slang!
^^ You didn't capitalize the first word...
Mike: -3.
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Why don't you just go jerk off in the corner and leave me alone!
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^ You would know!
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Ain't is to word! At least according to spell check.
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^ You would know!
At least I have the balls to do it anywhere!
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I have the common sense not to!
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When you can't control yourself, who is gonna stop you.
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I have the common sense not to!
No, you have 0 skillz! :p
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I need another vacation... :confused:
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I have the common sense not to!
No, you have 0 skillz! :p
And let's keep it that way. It's my life mission to preserve Daveywink's innocence for as long as possible.
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Dave, do you have an "anti-mastrabatory purity ring"?
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If he does he has it on backwards.... Its perfectly fine if you don't use it on your "mastrabatory" hand...
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Hahahaha it does nothing on the other hand!
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There's nothing wrong with chokin' the chicken once and a while!
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I like where this is going. Favorite euphemism for masturbation?
I like "buffing the banana".
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^lol, that's a new one to me.
How 'bout "wrecking your rod"
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"Pumping the python".
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"Abusing the usual suspect"
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"Whacking Willy" causes an "explosion at the yogurt factory."
True story.
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"Spanking the monkey"
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Slapping the seagull.
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"Pounding your pud"
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Flicking the bean.
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^Haha, good one!
"Snapping your carrot"
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"Yanking the Blue Monkey"
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"Jerkin' your Gherkin"
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"Jakin' the Rake"
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"bop the bologna"
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"Massaging the Member"
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"Bashing the bishop"
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I'm back after quite a long break. Yay me! I'm going change my avatar as well since I no longer have red hair.
EDIT: changed my icon to Blair Waldorf. Lots of people compare me to her. Not really a good thing but oh well.
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Wow! Just the other day we were talking about you! Nothing bad; we were wondering where you disappeared to. :D
Hello! We've never met because I only joined a month ago. It's nice to meet you/have you back!
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Hey! How have you been?!
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Oooooh where were you talking about me? I want a link :P
I've been good. Been through quite a lot. Relationship problems after choosing not to define my sexuality anymore. Haven't had much time to be on but I've missed it so much here!
And hello Hayley! Very lovely to meet you :D
I'm so excited to be back!
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Here ya go. (http://bully-board.com/index.php?topic=13377.msg145172#msg145172)
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I remember talking about where everyone had masturbated!
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That seems to be the whole point of this thread.
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Let's restart that topic.
Where has everyone masturbated since I've been gone?
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Every time I'm on BB.
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I was wondering this earlier, did Mike_W ever post a photo of himself on the Picture Thread? I always had a secret slight crush on him through his posts but I didn't know what he looked like.
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Haha, yes! There's a picture on there somewhere.
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I am stalking that thread for the life of me right now.
I hope he's attractive.
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Ooooooooh !
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Page 40 and still searching...
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Hm. Maybe it was elsewhere.
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I'm still holding out hope, since he hasn't even appeared in the thread yet.
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When he comes on, harass him for it.
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I'm going to. Unless I find it beforehand, in which case I will tell him what I think of his appearance.
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A+
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Page 90 and he still hasn't even posted in the thread. WHERE ARE YOU MIKE?
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There was one picture I saw of him. I think it was lost in the crash. Let me try and find it for you.
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Ooh, well I just found out he's only 5'7. Which is great since he's still miles taller than me even though some people would consider him short. I'm freakin' 4'10!!
EDIT: this is Mike, after 104 pages of searching.
(http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk467/Firefly_17/other/th_Randomstuff009.jpg)
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4'10? Holy crap. I thought my 5'5 was short.
But it's okay! Short people are awesome. ;D
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(http://i311.photobucket.com/albums/kk467/Firefly_17/other/7-14-11028.jpg?t=1310744842)
Sorry if you didn't want me posting this, Mike!
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This is turning into a Mike Appreciation Thread.
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This chick digs you, Mike! Where the hell are ya? :P
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I would. For serious. I just added Mike to my list of people I'd like to get stuck in me.
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Whoa! :eek:
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ROXIE YOU'RE BACK!
We missed you so much!
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YES I AM BACKKKK! I missed you too!
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We thought (I) you were dead!
So glad you're back!
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I could never give up on this site, despite my short time being on here before.
I'm never leaving now after I've seen Mike's face.
Poor him.
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^ We did think you were dead.
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I was almost dead, but luckily I did not die!
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I could never give up on this site, despite my short time being on here before.
I'm never leaving now after I've seen Mike's face.
Poor him.
Wow. Getting serious here. Mike might actually get some! He'd be so happy.
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Where does he live? I'd get on it.
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Hmm...I don't believe we've met. I came here a couple of months ago. That is, before the site was hacked and my post count got reduced nearly to zero. :p
Great to see older members coming back, and nice to meet you.
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Hi!!! Nice to meet you too!
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Where does he live? I'd get on it.
According to his profile, Sterling, Massachusetts. Get your plane tickets now!
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My grandma's friends live in Boston, Massachusetts.
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Well tell them you'd like to visit.
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Sounds like Mike's in for a treat. ;D
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Haha. He's gonna be surprised when he sees this thread (and Roxie back!).
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I just want some sex.
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Killed my own thread. Standard.
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Nah. It'll be booming later.
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Will it?
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I think so. You have yet to be greeted by Mike, Emily, Chuck, and Snake (and other new members you haven't met yet).
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I can't bloody wait until Mike comes on and sees us posting his pictures.
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I can't
bloody wait until Mike comes on and sees that you want to bonk him!
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I can't bloody wait to see if he's creeped out or not.
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He'd probably get a boner and start wanking and post that he's doing so.
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I do hope so.
I've changed the thread title to accommodate the overall topic.
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Ha! Awesome. ;D
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I might change it back later, but for now this is it.
Now where are all the other members?
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Masturbating?
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I know I am.
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That happens often with me. I post something, and then everybody's quiet.
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I've missed everyone so much. WHY DID I EVER LEAVE?
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Everybody missed you too! Why did you ever leave?!
That happens often with me. I post something, and then everybody's quiet.
Happens to me as well. Everybody will be on and next thing I know I'm the only person on.
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I had personal problems. :(
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And hopefully these personal problems are resolved?
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Yes they are :D
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Hooray! And you're sure you'll be sticking around the B-B?
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Of course :D
This board does turn me into a horny bastard though :(
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HOORAY!!
You'll fit right in with the other horny bastards. :p
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I know.
I'm still waiting to see what Mike says when he sees the conversation from earlier.
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I know, right? I wanna know what's taking him so long to sign in.
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When does he normally sign in?
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Hell if I know, but he's normally on all damn day.
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We'll just need to wait :(
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I can't wait to read his reaction.
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What if he doesn't read back though?
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We will force him to.
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Let's just keep shouting the point of it out every page.
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He's online right now.
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About damn time!
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My vagina has been anticipating this all day.
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I imagine he's pondering on what to say...
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Or fapping.
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I'd be fapping if I came on to me.
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Haha, I'm flattered! :) and welcome back! If you're wondering where I was all day....it has been a crap day and I've been busy since the damn moment I woke up. I had to go get my haircut at 10 this morning, and directly after that I had to go to my grandparent's place. My grandfather passed away a few months ago and I had to help clean some shit out of the house. It was such a pain in the ass. I HATE spiders and what do I get? Basement duty! Big fat spiders everywhere! Then my step uncle showed up and he's about as useless as shit and did nothing but stand by and watch (and complain about anything he could). I just got back home, had to take a shower after being covered in dust and God knows what and just got done reading the 5 pages that appeared on this thread while I was gone.
*Takes several deep breaths after telling this story*
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That still doesn't answer the question as to whether you're DTF.
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lmao Roxie
Sorry about your shitty day and grandfather, Mike. If you were even close to him.
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Hah...Roxie's been itching all day, it seems.
Sounds like an awful day there, Mike, and sorry about your grandfather.
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Yes, I'm sorry about your grandfather as well :( sorry I didn't say it in my other post.
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I've had a lot of deaths happening around me lately. First my cat, then my friend, and then my grandma on my half-sister's side lost her battle to cancer a week ago. All within two weeks. It's creeping me out and I'm scared to leave my room.
Hah...Roxie's been itching all day, it seems.
Her twat's been twitching all day. :p
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My fish died a few weeks ago. : (
R.I.P. Chester.
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Hah...Roxie's been itching all day, it seems.
Her twat's been twitching all day. :p
It has, it's been getting that numb feeling that happens when someone says something that turns you on.
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Oh, and sorry about your grandfather, Mike.
Should've mentioned that before my fish. . . .
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I don't think Mike wants a pity party, but he might enjoy comfort sex from Roxie.
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Let's arrange that.
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Hah...Roxie's been itching all day, it seems.
Her twat's been twitching all day. :p
It has, it's been getting that numb feeling that happens when someone says something that turns you on.
Unfortunately us guys can't relate :p
I was very close to my grandfather, but over time the pain has subsided. The crap part of the day was just having to do all this shit that I really hate to do....and having to come within 5 miles of that asshole step uncle of mine.
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I don't think Mike wants a pity party, but he might enjoy comfort sex from Roxie.
Did someone say...sex? :)
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Unfortunately us guys can't relate :p
It's basically like a girl boner, really.
I don't think Mike wants a pity party, but he might enjoy comfort sex from Roxie.
Did someone say...sex? :)
I'd oblige.
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Unfortunately us guys can't relate :p
It's basically like a girl boner, really.
Ugh. D:
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What is ugh about girl boners, Chrissy? :P
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Hm... This is a bit odd of a topic... Nice...
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Travis...stop playing with yourself! Shit man, I can hear that slapping all the way over here over 1,000 miles away!
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It's actually 9,000 miles away! I thought I calculated it so that you wouldn't hear it! Maybe if I sound proof these walls??
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Make it stop! Make it STOP!!
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That's some loud fapping!
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That ones not me! i stopped a few minutes ag.... DAVE! You sick bastard!!!
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Damn it Dave!
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"Damn it kids keep it down!" Whoever gets it right gets 20 karma!!
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It's Mr. Grant the Hobo!
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(http://www.hubnightlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Charlie-Sheen-Winning-GIF.gif)
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Mike beat me to it. It's okay, I don't need any more karma!
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I don't care! You get some anyway!
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(http://www.hubnightlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Charlie-Sheen-Winning-GIF.gif)
Pfft, I always get the right answer after drinking my tiger blood.
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"I was bangin' 7 gram rocks!"
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Yeah, but are you a warlock?
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"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
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Are you sure it's not called "Torpedo of Truth"?
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Oh hell no, I wanted the karma.
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Then karma you will get.
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God bless you, Hayley.
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"Damn it kids keep it down!"
"Nice to know there's a violent, crazy old man on campus."
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yo yo yo, big pimin up in this bitch, Yung Muney!
I thought I'd give my best Lil Wayne impression for our aspiring MC.
in normal Southern England talk, how do love, tea and crumpets and discuss our dreadfully awful weather?
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Young Money representin'!
I'd love to be a part of Young Money. Only so I could work my way to Drake's bedroom.
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yo yo yo, big pimin up in this bitch, Yung Muney!
I thought I'd give my best Lil Wayne impression for our aspiring MC.
in normal Southern England talk, how do love, tea and crumpets and discuss our dreadfully awful weather?
Uggh, I hate Lil Wayne.
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I hate Lil Wayne too, but he brought Drake so I can't complain.
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I only like old school rap. Modern rap doesn't cut it for me.
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^ Hell yea I'm with you on that.
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he's a prick...but dear Roxie seems to like Young Money. sadly :(
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I bloody love Young Money.
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ROXIE !!!!! Come Back !!!!!!
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Where are you m'lady?
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lol, Mike's here. Come back so you can have sex with him!
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Woah there. That is our business ;)
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I-I-I-I-I MUST... COCKBLOCK :eek:
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Not if you know what's good for you.
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Ummm...no.
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Ummm...no.
Yeah i suck