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Title: The Old Jenkemator is back....with some hospital experiences
Post by: Junkie Mater on October 15, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
I, the old Jenkemator, has come back to this board. I have been out for months in a hospital because of gout and high blood pressure, I have been anxious there, and kidney stone get in my ass. Everytime I hear Justin Bieber, my kidney stones feels like it's about to get out via dick, and when I hear him singing "Love Me"(it sounds so girly), my kidney stone go to my dick, painfully. I scream and ask the doctor for a surgery, Finally my kidney stone is out, but I frequently listen to Justin Bieber until I have bored with his girly sounds, and everytime I listen to him, my bowel feels very painfully shaking, but I can't speak and ask the doctor, nor my son to stop playing his sounds, until I got stomach tumor, cholera, and diarrhea. 3 days ago I can speak and tell the doctor and my son that my stomach tumor is caused by Justin Bieber. Now I can go to this board, but the doctor say I can go to work 3 days later.
Title: Re: The Old Jenkemator is back....with some hospital experiences
Post by: Repo Man on October 16, 2010, 12:29:39 PM
You're boring.
Title: Re: The Old Jenkemator is back....with some hospital experiences
Post by: Mercury on October 16, 2010, 01:42:52 PM
My thoughts exactly.
Title: Re: The Old Jenkemator is back....with some hospital experiences
Post by: Junkie Mater on October 18, 2010, 05:49:35 AM
Hey what's your thought?