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Bully => Bully 1 Discussion => Bully 1 Questions => Topic started by: Jacob on February 15, 2010, 07:32:12 PM
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So I have been making out with Christy the most lately and often I see her cheating by making out with some bullies, greasers, jocks, and preppies. I have my own ideas but what do you do to exact revenge on a cheater?
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I usually beat both of them (girl and guy) until they are laying on the ground. Sometimes I will even "rape" the cheating bitch. You can do this by getting her health low and the running at her and tackling her. It almost looks as though Jimmy's raping her.
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Take 'em out with a firecracker. Or run up, pwn the guy, and act all sweet to the skank, and then, punch her right in the fucking face!
Then, later when I see her, I'll obviously make out with her...
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Then punch her in the face again? Adds new meaning to "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am"
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Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har-Har......
Good one Mike.....
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There's no exact way to make 'em stop, but of course you can punish them. I use to put the guy into a locker, and make out with my bitch just before him !
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Lawl, David Bowie reference...
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Maybe the best revenge is to make out with another girl right in front of them just before you beat them up....
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Or just plain beat the shit out of them.
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It's too bad Jimmy can't sleep with another chick, video tape it, and send it to the cheater!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha ! Awesome. Nothing but awesome idea !
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I would like to see that happen. The cheater would probably want to rip Jimmy's nuts off!
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A well-placed packet of Firecrackers in the right place could do just that......
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Just like in the NES....
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Darrell's nuts must be in the paradise of nuts now...
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to get him shipped off on wanted warrents after his "Recovery".....
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New idea to take your revenge, tested by me... Take a ruler, near the library, and make a shot where you hold "square" in her back. You'll understand clearly what it does !
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A "ruler" ?
A bit more clear.....A "ruler' is something you measure with....Or a person who is King.
Translation........?
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I said it right, Chuck. The thing you measure with. Go look near the benches in front of the library !
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So, Jimmy can pick this 'ruler' up and use it ?
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Exactly ! It is, in fact, different from any wooden piece, because Jimmy uses it differently. When you fight against Vance, on the "secret" beach, it's the weapon he has in the hands. Go to the library and check it out !
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Oh, allright...Far Out.....
Just laying there on the bench by the Library, is it ?
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At the right when you're facing the set of benches. It's just lying down there, on the ground... Easy to find, I tell you !
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Oh, on the ground, and not the bench....OK.
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You've found it ? Jimmy has an interesting fighting style with it, huh ?
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How did you not know about this, Chuck?
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Donno....Just never saw it before, I guess....
That's why I got you guys here, to tell me about stuff like this.
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When you'll have found a cheater, approach in her back (Manhunt style, if it helps !) and hold square. That'll teach her.
Still discovering new things about this game... That's why this board is fantastic.
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Manhunt style......Now that I understand.......
That's my nex favorite game(s) after Bully.........
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Jimmy just doesn't do executions as James Earl Cash or (INSERT NAME HERE) would do !
Forgot the Manhunt 2 guy's name, I've only watched videos - maybe is it Danny ?
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Danny Lamb aka alter ego as Leo..........
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Oh yeah, I didn't get that... You see that man during cutscenes, but else, you'll never see him while playing. What's up with him ?
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Well, it's a spoiler.......
Oh, what the shit..........They're the same person......
Two egos living in Danny's head.
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Spoiler...
So, Leo is the man before the chip came into his brain, and Danny is the new personality "installed" by the thing ?
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No.....It's the other way around.
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Okay... Understood it now... I gotta look how this game ends, but I'm kinda sick of all this gore.
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It's a good relaxing way to blow off steam.....Just kill a bunch of fake game characters and feel better about youself........
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That's a way to see how things are, but I think that even in a game, the ethic matters. Did you know that I never kill civilians in GTA ? Only the people that fuck with me. Nowadays, the games are so realistic that I almost feel sick of killing a guy that haven't done anything bad.
But in the other hand, it's right that none of the Manhunt characters is innocent... Right ?
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There is a few.....Very few......Who aren't trying to kill you.......
But I kill 'em anyway, just on general principles.
I have no morals about killing imaginary characters that appear on my screen, since they are not real people.
I highly doubt that I will hurt their "feelings"..........
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You're right, you'll hurt them! hehehe.
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Okay... Understood it now... I gotta look how this game ends.......
There is two different endings to MH 2, depending on wheather you would like to see Danny or Leo win......One has to defeat the other.
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What ? A fight against himself ?
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Yes, in a manner of speaking.
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How does he do that ? You finally see Leo before you ?
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Danny sees Leo quite often, and that's the problem. He wasn't supposed to. Leo is the essence of a stone-cold killer, that was injected into Danny's mind somehow (that part isn't very clear).....Leo was only supposed to be 'activated' at certian times to assassinate, etc....But went out of control. After Leo self-activated and killed Danny's wife, Danny (with Leo in his mind) was locked up for 6 years at the asylum, where the story starts.
There are several chapters that take you into the past, to help you understand what Leo did in Danny's body.......Danny doesn't remember, and is trying to find out why. He thinks Leo is a real person, and has forgotten all about the original experment.
When he finally finds out what Leo did.......Killed his wife.......Then the showdown begins.......For the ultimate control of Danny's mind.
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Okay !!! That's the story. Well, I remember a cutscene with his wife, telling him not to do that... He finally did... It's the assassin part (Aka Leo) of his mind that activates when he kills somebody ?
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That's a cutscene of Danny's past, an argument with his wife when he told her he was volunteering for the experement......(injecting Leo into his mind)........Back 6 years before.
Leo, at first, was the killer when activated. Danny would have no memory of the killing Leo did while Leo was in control of his body......But Danny became aware of Leo, and then Leo couldn't gain full control. So, he had to teach Danny how to kill in order to escape the asylum.
At first Danny is sickened by the killing he has to do at Leo's command. but Leo keeps urging him on, saying the "Project" will kill them both if they don't escape. Danny has no rememberence of the experement, so he thinks Leo is just another person. He sees and hears Leo, but nobody else does.
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Oh yeah, that's pretty sick... I remember Danny puking after killing the first orderly.
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Manhunt 2 <3. One of, in my opinion, the best storylines ever used in a video game. I loved the fact that Leo was in Danny's head, it wasn't really made obvious until half-way through the game. Up until that point, it was just "hmmm, why the hell does he never help me on these damn killings". It was an obviously, yet non-obvious trick, which worked really well. Reminds me of Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense.
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Yeah, only then do you realize the Bruce had no real interactions with anyone other than the boy.
It wasn't until the "Origins" chapter that it all made sense to me in MH 2.
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Beat the boy and spam her with lots of kisses
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Hell, beat them both. They're both cheaters.
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Fuck her, beat him, penis slap her, ball smash him, choke her, let an animal rape him. All done in a 10 minutes work.
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lol, "penis slap".
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"The Penis Club"
(a heavy, fat cylinderical object used for correcting those of the opposite sex)
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What cheaters you guys talking about?? I'm clueless...
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Use Valve-Anti-Cheat, let Vortigaunts rape them and headcrabs eat their heads and turn them into zombies, shoot them with an AK-47 loaded with Bieber's cloned dicks(they are so small so they would fit to the rifle barrel), then let bullsquids eat them. Slow, painful, and humiliating death.
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Bieber's dicks? He doesn't have a dick.
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That kid almost certainly has a gigantic pussy.
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What does his cauliflower taste like, Mike?
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His cauliflower?
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Clitoris, I mean.
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I don't recall ever stating he had a clitoris, gaywads like him aren't given the priviledge to own one of those.
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You said he had a pus'.
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He has a cunt, doesn't mean he has the necessary parts to get any pleasure with it.
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So he's handicapped?
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Lol you two crack me up.
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He has a cunt, doesn't mean he has the necessary parts to get any pleasure with it.
So he's handicapped?
Best exchange ever.
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I know, right?
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We talking Vegetables here, boys ? Just some little ole harmless Vegetables ?
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Not me, I dunno about him.
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Cauliflower...
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Ah, yes....Cauliflower. Good eatin' there.
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Green bean!
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Cauliflower (vegetable) has to be my least favorite food ever.
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You mean Justin Bieber's cunt?
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I meant the real vegetable.
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What about Shit Sandwichs ?
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^ I think we know who's favorite that would be...
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Jenky, he talked bad to you!!! *evil grin*
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Not Bad....Just an innocent question.
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Innocent...no cherries.
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It's only his personality. Nothing bad at all.
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He doesn't talk a lot about shit lately. Only Justin Bieber.
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I'd rather hear more about the shit.
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He doesn't talk a lot about shit lately. Only Justin Bieber.
Not only Justin Bieber, but about Sukatoro.
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What're you talking about? Justin Bieber is shit.
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What're you talking about? Justin Bieber is shit.
One more Justin Bieber hater. Sukatoro is the real shit I talk about.
http://www.sukatoro.com (http://www.sukatoro.com)
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The Hot Chocolate, huh? :cool:
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There's millions of JB haters!
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Jill Sandwich.
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Justin Bieber really does not deserve to be the most watched on YouTube.
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Justin Bieber really does not deserve to be the most watched on YouTube.
And Sukatoro(the poop fetish site) deserves more popularity than Justin Bieber.
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Everything deserves more popularity than Justin Bieber.
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^ Too bad that doesn't happen... :mad:
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Too bad indeed.
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Give it a year or two nobody will remember him, it'll be a new boy toy all the dumb girls want.
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Some dickwad like Cody Simpson, Greyson Chance, and Christian Beadles want to be the next Justin Bieber.
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All gays probably.
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A lot of guy singers are Queers. But I cant think right off of any Lesbo singers.
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Pink? She seems like a dyke to me.
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There's one.....Sure there's more out there.
K.D. Lang, the country singer.....
Sinead O'Conner......
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Isn't Cyndi Lauper a dyke? And Melissa Etheridge?
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Cyndi, no....But Melissa, hell yeah....That's who I was trying to think of.
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Pink? She seems like a dyke to me.
She has a husband, doesn't she?
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A lot of gay people get married the normal way to try and cover it up.
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Indeed they do.
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They do. I know of two.
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My cousin did it.
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I never met a gay person. I know a boy who's a girl to the core, though.
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Indonesia have few gays, but they became popular due to constant media exposure.
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How come no-one heard of them then?
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Because Justin Bieber is much more popular than them. Indonesian gays rarely heard in real life, they spent much of their time playing Point Blank.
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Now I understand. Or I think so.
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Well that would suck for them. I wonder how long it lasts? Probably when, well of course, it's time for... you know what.
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I wonder why those girly gay men don't cut of their dicks and use them as dildo?
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Some probably have.
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Then, why catholic priests don't cut off their dicks, as they never marry and have children, so what the hell do they need them for?
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They use 'em to stick in little boy's asses.
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So if you wish to be a priest, be Orthodox. Not only you can have a wife, to be an Orthodox priest you MUST have a wife.
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That's why those priests spent centuries raping little boys, because they had no other sexual outlet. Far better to have wives. I get that sex was looked on as 'Evil' back in those times, but seriously, you can't deny human nature.
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At least Orthodox priests are normal.
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That's what I'm saying. Never hear of them doing preverted stuff like that.
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They can satisfy their needs normal way.
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Why these priests don't just wank? It's less dangerous than sodomizing little boys.
In Islam, homosexuality and celibacy are forbidden, but you can marry with a 15-year old girl. Fapping are only mildly denounced, just like smoking.
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Here everyone can marry children, if their parents and themselves give approval.
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What? How can they forbid homosexuality and celibacy?
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Islam just wants any human to be productive.
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So how do they find out?
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Alah tells them.
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Hey! You miss one "L", or it's just Serbian way to pronounce it?
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It is. We write and pronounce it Alah. So, it's Allah, then?
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That's the way we see it spelled over here, yes.
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Wow, I didn't know there were different ways to spell Allah. Or Alah. My computer red-underlines the "Alah" version.
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Because it isn't spelled like that in English.
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No it isn't.....That's kinda freaky, ain't it ?
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Why?
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Cause it's the first time I ever saw it spelled that way.
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Why is it freaky?
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It's just freaky (strange) to me, that's what I mean.
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0 Killed.
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WTF is that supposed to mean anyways?
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I guess he's going to kill us if were wrong.
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I'd like to see him try.
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Sounds like Mike don't take no shit.
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It means OK, dipsticks. Ever wonder where OK came from? 0 Killed, when soldiers were returning from battle they were carrying a sign with this, if no-one was killed.
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I always learned that OK came from ....who was it now, Ben Franklin? Or was it Thomas Jefferson? I forget. Anyway, they were horrible at spelling and spelled "All Correct" wrong. Something like "Ol Korect".
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I doubt it, they're American ain't they? They wouldn't spell that badly.
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They would 250 years ago. People didn't know how to do anything right back then.
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I thought he was talking about KO. Never heard of OK. But now, I guess I've learned something new today.
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You've never heard someone speaking the two-letter word OK?? You've never heard of it??
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No I have. But you were saying something about, "0 Killed?" OK?
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Sorry I never seen it said that way either.
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I read somewhere on the internet about how it originated.
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I always thought it was just how you pronounce okay, or short for Okaydokie
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I think okay is just a longer word.
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They would 250 years ago. People didn't know how to do anything right back then.
They knew how to screw, else we wouldn't be here.
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What do you think, how did those prahistoric people have sex?
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The same way we do now... duh.
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My guess is that it was quite a bit rougher.
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I doubt it was same way we have it now. Can you imagine it? No, that's right, you can't.
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Oh, yeah, I can. I got a vivid imagination.
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Sick, isn't it?
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What, my imagination, or the image of horny neanderthals having wild, hot sex ?
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The latter. Especially when they get sado-masochistic and start hitting each other with those oversized baseball bats.
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I bet it was a lot like that episode of Family Guy. "Almost, almost, there we are!"
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Family Guy sucks. The Simpsons rules.
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I favor the Simpson as well, but I still like Family Guy a lot too.
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Simpson's is ok after all these years it's starting to get boring.
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It's still a legend though. But there's no bigger legend than Mickey Mouse ;)
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Piss on Mickey Mouse. Been any kind of real mouse, he'd had been screwing Minnie all these years and had a million childern by now.
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What's his age? Around 80 or something?
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First created....well, shown....in 1928.....So, 83 this year.
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Well you gotta congratulate the Disneys.
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Walt Disney is a creep. His movies reflected that.
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Why?
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Family Guy got annoying. They drag out the same jokes constantly. Okay, Chris has a stupid laugh. But to drag it out for like a minute and a half? Get bent.
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Ole Walt died in 1966, so now he just a dead creep.
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I still like the Lion King.
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Simpsons are Ok, I guess. I like Family Guys cutscenes and music sidelines, plus any time the do the barfing thing....But American Dad is better, I think....And Futurerama, natch.
Anybody catch that new one, 'Bob's Burgers' the premered last night ?
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Futurerama is great, I didn't catch the new show I didn't think it looks good. I'll maybe check it out this coming Sunday though.
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Ehhh....I'm not all that impressed with it yet. Had some funny moments, in a queer sort of way, but think it would have to grow on a person to be effective.
I'd give it a C-
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But the legendary show is without a doubt, Tom & Jerry.
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I meant to watch Bob's Burgers, but I forgot. The thing with Disney is just that he was a creep. Most if not all of his movies always had a sort of dark, evil side to them that really shouldn't be associated with children.
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True, but ain't the shitty music suppose to make up for the dark parts?
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I like Metalocalypse.
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Oh, and Disney's Beauty and the Beast is Stockholm Syndrome as a cartoon.
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The Little Mermaid is about fishophilia.
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I give him credit for Pirates of the Caribbean.
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I'm sure he has no clue about that film.
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Yeah, really. He's too busy being frozen....and, well....dead!
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That'd be crazy if they actually found a way to bring him back wouldn't it?
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Like the Nixon head in Futurerama ?
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What if they unfroze him and he lived?
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That's the whole idea behind Cryogenics.....Unfortunatly for Walt, they didn't freeze him.
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I thought they did.
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Nope, he's moldering out there in his grave in L.A. somewhere.
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He's dust already then.
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He's still alive - as whatever bacteria is in there.
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You think his organism went into bacteria?
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I've went all these years thinking he was frozen, learn something new everyday.
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Yeah, I thought he was frozen too.
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The first freezing happened later.
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You think his organism went into bacteria?
Bacteria's in everything. Pretty sure that whatever's left of him is bacteria, mold, flaky and icky.
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Mmmm, tasty.
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Found this....Guess he's not moldering after all.........
“Disney was cremated on December 17, 1966, and his ashes reside at the Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California A long-standing urban legend maintains that Disney was cryogenically frozen, and his frozen corpse was stored underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland. The first known instance of cryogenic freezing of a corpse occurred a month later, in January 1967.”
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Ok I always thought he was frozen, but never once heard he was stored under the ride at Disneyland lol.
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Let's try and dig him out, maybe he is really there...
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It doubt it actually would work to unfreeze a dead person. And allow them to come back. It's a huge violation of... the way of nature and life.
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Maybe it's possible, who knows? In 100 years maybe...
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It might. But still, It just ain't right!
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Don't shit. If they proved it works, you'd freeze both of your parents when they are about to die, no matter if it's right or not.
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No I actually wouldn't. I'd never purposely keep someone alive forever. I know I wouldn't want to be alive forever. I'd like to die sometime.
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Again you're shitting.
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No I'm really not. I wouldn't want someone to "bring me back" once I'm dead. Never, ever ever. Never.
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You're shitting, brother, you're shitting big time. And you know it.
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No I'm not. People and animals need to die. It's the way it is, even though it can be really hard. It's too unnatural to bring back the dead, which I doubt will even ever become possible.
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Try to imagine death. You do wish you live forever.
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I'm not afraid of death. But I am afraid of pain.
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You only think you don't fear death. Think about it. You die. Where are you? You don't feel anything, you're lost. I can't imagine how's death. It's like you sleep forever. And when you sleep, you don't feel anything. Strangely, I very much fear death but can stand pain...
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But I don't. See, I'm religious, so I don't view it like that. For example, if I was falling off a cliff, I'd be afraid of falling and hitting a sharp rock and enduring the pain of a split open head or something. Not the actual death part.
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Well, the ending is the same, so for me painful and painless death would be pretty much the same.
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I know what Dave means, it is important that everyone dies at some time. The only reason I wish I could live forever is so that I could see the world. I don't think that life is long enough for someone to have enough time to view everything there is in the world. On the other hand, I sort of hope that there is some truth to 2012 theories. Society is starting to turn to shit and now would be an opportune time to make a hasty exit stage right.
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So, if you were a zombie, you wouldn't mind getting whacked ?
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No I actually wouldn't. I'd never purposely keep someone alive forever. I know I wouldn't want to be alive forever. I'd like to die sometime.
How about tomorrow ?
No, serious, who the hell but a Roman Galley Slave wants death ? We aren't just ANY form of life on this world, we are Self-Aware life forms, not a bug or a fish with no real feelings. We actually are aware of our impending doom. Somebody is having a giant cosmic joke at our expense.
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I actually find life to be kind of pointless.
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Not tomorrow, but sometime.
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I know what Dave means, it is important that everyone dies at some time. The only reason I wish I could live forever is so that I could see the world. I don't think that life is long enough for someone to have enough time to view everything there is in the world. On the other hand, I sort of hope that there is some truth to 2012 theories. Society is starting to turn to shit and now would be an opportune time to make a hasty exit stage right.
Maybe it's an opportune time, but I will be 16 then. I wouldn't want to die at age 16...
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Yeah I wouldn't want it to be that soon either.
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I don't want a global disaster. If I'm dying, I want to die without my children and grandchildren along.
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I don't want to at all. To me, it's an affront to all of us. To just be able to learn how to live and then you have to check out ? Like Chrissy says, Pointless.
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You get like 30 years to have fun in your life.
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That's why I would like to live longer. There is just so much to do and see, but not enough time.
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All you need is lova...
PS. Lova means money in Serbian.
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Can money buy time.
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Of course, you go into a shop and buy a clock.
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Touché.
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In all seriousness, money probably could extend your life. If you had enough money, you could just pay to have any failing part of your body operated on.
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That's true. Unless you get hit by a train.
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Touché.
What did you say about my slippers??
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Well....that would just suck. The good news is that you probably wouldn't feel anything after that.
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It means you made a clever comment, Repo.
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Good.
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Why, does it mean slippers or something in Serbian?
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No, cool. Carry on the conversation.
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What?
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What is right which is ok is yes. We were talking about living.
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Oh, alright. Being rich would be cool.
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Big house, good car, a pool...I'd love it.
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You don't have to be rich to have a pool or good car.
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You don't, but it's good to have a pool and good car AND to be rich.
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Yeah. I'm a lottery winner, so I have all those things.
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How are you a lottery winner at 17? BTW, the most I ever won on the lottery was $4.
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Most I ever won on the lottery was 0.
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My parents. Not me personally.
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How much did they win?
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Mine don't even play lottery.
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A little over a hundred million.
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Pfft...now I know your full of shit.
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He lies like a dog!
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LOL, yeah. My sis won 14 bucks once!
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My cousin's grandparents play but as far as I know, they only managed to win 50 dinars.
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Son of a bitch....$14 seems like a lot compared to the little I've won. I've won $2 a few times and 4 bucks once.
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Yeah we were pretty excited. She got to quit work and everything!
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And won $14??
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lol, that previous job must have sucked. What was she, a slave?
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More like slave of a slave.
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You know what the worst job in the world is? To be the fourth helper of a deputy janitor of a toilet paper factory.
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How would you know? OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!
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No, there's a joke about that. A funny news reporter, not real, made as a gag. Mentions that, can't translate.
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Oh, really? I thought you were just saying. LOL
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Rooster thought, thought and died.
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Or a Nuke....Then all bets are off.
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That doesn't sound good.
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Rooster.